ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – Seth and the God Girls Strike Back!
Seth and the God girls grow closer while Sasha spends more time with Roman and his family. Hunter deals with the fallout of losing his family's trust and Stephanie and Bayley release the Black Heart Diaries and reveal more than the wrestling world expected.
Chapter Five – Six Seconds to Meltdown
The East Wing, The Sandbox
Becky Lynch folded her arms across her chest with a scowl on her face as Alexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair flanked her outside Seth and Sasha's guest bedroom at the Sandbox.
"I'm not going in there," Becky said adamantly.
"You have to go in there, we have dates!" Charlotte Flair said and Becky stamped her foot in annoyance.
"I am sick and tired of being the one who has to babysit them, so that you tree can make out with your significant others downtown," Becky Lynch said. "I don't want to go in there!"
"Bex come on, it's been three days. They've got to get out of that room and socialise with the rest of the DX family," Alexa Bliss said and Charlotte nodded.
"Yeah, I've heard of good make ups but this is ridiculous. They haven't even come down for breakfast," Charlotte said.
"Bianca said they would be spending time rehabbing their marriage but there's business that needs to be taken care of with the DX family," Alexa said.
"But isn't that why Seth created the God girls in the first place? So we could take care of God's business when he was busy? He's pretty busy now so why do we need to disturb him?" Becky said and Charlotte and Alexa frowned at her.
"Wow, you really don't wanna go in there do you?" Charlotte said. "Are you scared of what might happen if Sasha looks at you the wrong way?"
Becky sighed, "Okay, I'll go in. Enjoy your dates," Becky said sarcastically with her ice bucket in hand and after hearing the shriek of a now wet Seth and Sasha Rollins, Charlotte and Alexa left knowing that the Man was in charge.
"What the Hell Becky!" Sasha Banks cried out as Seth shuddered from the ice water now running down his back. "Don't just stand there you crazy Irish woman, get me a towel!"
"I'm not your maid Sasha, you can get your own towel. I wanted you guys to know that you are needed in the DX family room. The entire DX family is about to discuss this inheritance problem and since you are both soon to be sole owners of the Sandbox and majority shareholders in the WWE, your attendance is required. Now, get out of this room and go," Becky said and Seth shook his head at her.
"Bianca is so much better at this than you are," he said to Becky.
"Well, the Braid is in Manhattan, spending quality time with her husband, so I'm the best you got until the Braid gets properly laid," Becky replied and Sasha laughed at Becky. "What's so funny?" The Man asked the Boss annoyed.
"This is the whole reason why you're so cranky. The Man needs a man," Sasha said and Becky blushed.
"I don't need anyone, just get downstairs before I rip your face off," Becky said angrily but the Boss blew off her angry words.
"Come on Bex, how long has it been since you have what I have? Oh wait, you've never had what I have, because you've never been married, have you?" Sasha said and Becky felt her temper rising.
"Shut your mouth Sasha," Becky said through her clenched jaw but the water trickling down her face gave Banks no reason to back down. As far as Sasha was concerned, Becky deserved to be insulted.
"I mean I think its really admirable that you would try to be a good girl, I nice obedient God girl like Alexa and Bianca and even Charlotte, but let's face it Becky Lynch, you aren't God girl material. It won't be long before you're back on your back, with another poor loser on top of you, screaming your name and then running for the hills after just one night alone with you. We always said that Becky knows how to get a man, she just doesn't know how to keep one," Sasha said and Becky felt her right hand cock into a fist until Seth grabbed it and stared her down.
"Back up right now Becky," he said. "We'll go meet with the DX family, just calm down,"
Becky pulled her hand away from Seth and stormed out of the room incensed.
"I'm not going down there with her," Sasha said and Seth called Alexa Bliss.
"Don't worry babe, I'll take care of it," he said and we waited for Alexa to answer her phone.
"What?!" Alexa said from outside the Sandbox. "You want us to come back?!"
"No just you, Charlotte can go meet AJ. You can go on your date later," Seth said and Alexa pulled at her hair annoyed.
"But Seth, I haven't seen AJ in weeks. We wanted to spend some time together before Wrestlemania. If I don't get a couple of dates in now, I won't see Angelo for a whole month," Alexa exclaimed.
"I can't be alone with Becky and Sasha, I need a referee. Now get back here and put your striped shirt on Bliss. Maid of Armour for life, remember?" Seth said and Alexa went to protest but she soon relented and agreed to come back to the Sandbox.
"Alright Seth, I'll be back in a minute," she said.
"At a girl Bliss," Seth said and he hung up and turned to Sasha after throwing his phone onto the bed. "Now we can be free from anymore drama. I don't wanna have anymore ice water poured on me while we're making up Sasha. With Alexa and Becky together, I won't need to worry about the Man ripping your face off while we're sleeping,"
Sasha laughed, "Like that would ever happen. She's all talk Seth, that's how the Man makes her living, with her mouth. She doesn't wanna get on my bad side because she would end up with a Boss-sized problem," Sasha said wiping the excess water from her hair before wiping the water from Seth's face. "I'm tired of her sexually frustrated antics. You know what all this ice water throwing is really all about don't you?"
"If you're gonna say Becky just needs to get laid, I suggest you rethink your opinion." Seth said enjoying being gently dried off by his loving wife.
"That's exactly what it is; she's mad that we're doing it on a regular basis and she's not, especially after what happened in Aruba. Becky's always been jealous of me, at least Bayley had the guts to go after what she wanted," Sasha said and Seth's face tightened at the Boss's last comment.
"What's that supposed to mean?" he asked furrowing his brow and Sasha shrugged nonchalantly.
"Ask Bianca, she'll tell you. I know you'll believe it if it comes from her," Sasha said and Seth looked at the sapphire necklace that his wife was still wearing.
"You still going with the necklace?" he asked Sasha.
"Yes and let's park that conversation until we've finished talking to the DX family," Sasha said. "I have an idea about what to do with the necklace when we get to Saudi Arabia,"
Seth nodded; Saudi was only two weeks away and Wrestlemania was just around the corner. Sasha and Seth were leaving the country with a bang the night after Wrestlemania and they had to tie up all the loose ends before they left, starting with the DX family and the inheritance most of the family members believed was stolen from Hayworth Helmsley.
Alexa returned to see Becky standing at the bottom of the stairs looking even more pissed than she was before they left her with Seth and Sasha.
"Did you forget something?" Becky asked Alexa solemnly and Alexa could see from her face that she was really upset.
"Yeah, you," Alexa replied. "Come on Becky, tell me where it hurts,"
Becky took a deep breath and slowly let her feelings about Sasha out so Alexa could hear them. "I hate her Lexi. Since NXT, that flashy gumball machine has been nothing but a torn in my side and she's still pricking me, all these years later. I don't know what I would have done if I had been alone with her just now but I can't control myself around her, not after everyting she did and she's still sitting pretty, just like old times. Why should I waste all my time protecting Seth if the very ting causing him pain is the one he's got his freakin' arm around? I f'ing hate her Bliss and I don't tink I can be a God girl with this much hate in my heart," Becky said sadly and Bliss smiled at her confidently.
"That's what makes you the perfect God girl. You want the absolute best for Seth and for God, you just have to remember that the battle isn't yours Becky, it's the Lord's. He knows what Sasha did was wrong and He will deal with it, our job is to give her permission to win," Alexa said and Becky furrowed her brow.
"Permission to win, what does that mean?" Becky asked bemused by Bliss' choice of words.
"No-one can tell Sasha what to do, not even her own husband, that means she's out of control. She's a loser who thinks she's a winner because of the people surrounding her, namely us and her husband, and if she's gonna come up to our level, we have to give her permission to move up. Pointing out her faults is just a waste of time, you need to see her as God sees her. When God looks at Sasha Banks, He doesn't see a loser, He sees a woman in pain, surrounded by more love than she deserves and that's what is hurting her. All that flash, all that bravado, is just a façade to cover up how much she's failing as a wife. Don't make it worse by thinking less of her than she already thinks of herself," Alexa said and Becky nodded impressed at Alexa's explanation.
"Wow, you are so much better at this Christian stuff than I am. I'll go easy on her, even though its bloody hard to do that when she's got a prize like Seth Rollins on her arm coming to her defence at every possible turn," Becky said. "He deserves so much better than this Lexi, I mean a whole lot better,"
"It's called marriage Bex and it's not easy. Don't worry, we'll both be married soon and we'll be a lot less critical when our time comes. Marriage is hard sometimes and Seth's doing the best he can, I just gave up a date for him to make sure you didn't attack his wife. We're here to help him remember? Focus on your assignment instead of settling your old grudges with Sasha Banks," Alexa said and Becky nodded again just as impressed as she was before.
"Wow, I'm glad you didn't go on your date. I needed you Bliss," Becky said.
"That's what I'm here for," Alexa said and they went to the DX kitchen to make a snack before the DX family meeting began.
Seth smiled as Becky and Alexa walked into the kitchen, "At a girl Bliss," he said impressed that Alexa was able to put out the combustible fire that was Becky Lynch. "I don't know what I'd do without my God girls,"
Sasha overheard Seth compliment Alexa and Becky and her fists tightened with jealousy hating that her place had once again been relegated to the next tier of her husband's life, below the God girls. Sasha's face turned from a sneer to a smile as Seth approached her.
"I can't wait 'til we move to Saudi Arabia," Sasha said to Seth as he came over to her. "It'll be just us, Abiyah and Faith Star, no-one else,"
"I'm looking forward to it too Boss, let's just tie up this DX family crisis before we go," Seth said to his wife sweetly and Sasha linked herself around him as they entered the DX family room to settle some very controversial family business.