Rouge the Bat – who'd been seated next to one of the stairways in the Mobius Royal Coliseum – got up from her seat and proceeded to walk down the stairs.
"Hi, I'm standing in for Big Blue to bring you an important message," said Rouge. "In the United States this year, an estimated 281,550 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer, and an estimated 43,600 women will die of it. While there are risk factors such as family history that can't be dealt with, there are things you can do to reduce your risk: limit your alcohol consumption, maintain a healthy weight, get active, breastfeed and limit your postmenopausal hormone therapy. Also, check yourself regularly and notify your doctor if you notice any unusual lumps in your breast or unusual skin changes. Above all, ask your doctor about mammograms or other tests, and donate to your local breast cancer charity, because the more of us who get together to take on breast cancer, the fewer of us will be affected by it!"
Criticism is gold. Negativity and nitpicking are pyrite.