This story is kind of AU. Basically, the invasion never happened.
Also, I do NOT own Kim Possible, or any of the characters. I am NOT getting paid for this. Also, any people or places mentioned are coincidence, as this is a work of fiction.
As stated before, I do have a permanent Traumatic Brain Injury, so there may be spelling mistakes, and things may not flow correctly.
There may be occasional Author's Notes at the end of following chapters. Also, the Following chapters will start to ramp up the rated M content.
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Kim stepped out of the water, and shook her body like a dog. Water beads flew in all directions.
Once her body was pretty much water free, she slipped her undergarments and then clothes back on. She breathed a sigh of relief.
Man, that felt amazing. And being able to finally pee after holding it all day was amazing.
Kim started walking back towards the campfire.
Shego looked up started to wave at Kim. Her breath caught in her throat at the sight of Kim. It wasn't like she was wearing different clothes or anything. But something about the light hitting Kim's salty hair made it look like she was glowing.
Shaking herself from her thoughts, Shego called out to Kim.
"You'll never guess what I found!"
Kim grinned. "What did you find Izzy?"
Shego stuck her hand into the pot she made by carving the side of a melon sized rock out.
Kim sat down next to the fire expectantly.
Shego pulled out a greenish looking crab with steam rising from the body.
Kim's eyes lit up in excitement. Her favorite crab meat in the world was blue crab, and Shego managed to find one!
"I know how much you LOVE blue crab, so I'm boiling it so we can have Alaskan rolls instead of California rolls. I know we don't have avocado, and I can't fry it, but it should still be delicious!"
Kim's mouth started to water in anticipation as Shego put the crab back in the boiling pot.
"How can I help Shego?"
Shego patted the ground in front of her.
"You can come sit right here so I can dry your hair. You may be Kim Possible and can do Anything, but I don't need you getting sick."
Kim smiled and complied with Shego's request. She never admitted it out loud, but she loved when her Isabel was doting. After Kim was able to tear away Shego's badass mask, she found a woman that loved to take care of those around her. Someone who was a hopeless romantic, even though she liked the occasional horror film. And someone that was sweeter than pie. Shego is the perfect woman, and Kim honestly felt jealous of whomever got the honor of marrying her.
Shego sheathed her hands in a low temperature plasma and slowly ran her fingers through Kim's hair. Kim gave an internal squeak and she felt herself cum from the sensations running down her spine.
Ooooooooh. It's been so long since I've felt this good. When Shego is sleeping tonight, I need to relieve myself.
With her hair sufficiently dried, Kim reached her arms behind her and hugged Shego.
"Thank you Izzy. I don't know what I would do without you."
Shego smiled and hugged her back.
"You'd do what you always do. Save the world, kick ass, and buy instant ramen." Shego poked Kim in the side while laughing.
Kim playfully sulked. "Hey, I'm not that bad!" She wined. "I can make a decent salad at least."
Shego continued chuckling.
"Ok pumpkin, whatever you say."
Kim playfully slapped Shego's arm as she joined in the laughter.
"Is there anything I can help with?"
Shego started shaking he head, and then caught herself. While Kim may be more of a tomboy, and can't cook for shit, she did always want to help out.
"Can you filet the fish for me? The crab probably needs a few more minutes. The shell is still green, but it's starting to change to orange. And we filet the fish, I'll get to rolling up the sushi."
"Ok!" Kim exclaimed. She grinned like a kid on Christmas morning at the prospect of getting to help prepare their dinner.
Kim was asked to help in the kitchen during her first week at Yamanouchi, but it didn't go as well as Master Sensei would've liked. Clearly Yori and Ron never told him how terrible Kim was in the kitchen. Who knew that rice could burn so fast. It's a good thing the ninjas were trained in operating fire extinguishers. Needless to say, she was politely asked to never step foot in the kitchen again.
Kim pulled out a pocket knife from her tool belt, and set to work preparing the fish. Meanwhile, Shego checked on the crab and saw the shell was finally orange. So she reached into the pot and pulled out the steaming crab.
She looked around for a suitable rock. Finally she found a stone slab that would work wonderfully as their cutting/preparing board.
As Shego brought the stone back towards the fire and set it down, Kim walked over with the filleted salmon. She had already thrown the head and the guts back in the river.
Kim placed the salmon and knife down, and Shego reached for the knife.
Man, even when we're not fighting, it's like we always know what the other is going to do. We really are the perfect team!Kim thought to herself.
As Shego slid the knife into the crab, Kim walked back towards the sea kelp and sea cucumbers. Kim bend over to pick them up and unknowingly gave Shego the perfect view of her tight ass.
Shego gulped as her mouth went dry. Fuck me, she's beautiful.
Shego started pulling the crab meat out and set it down on the stone slab. As she reached over to her pack to grab the rice, Kim set down the sea cucumbers and started to slice them into bite sized pieces.
Shego pulled out a t-shirt and lied it down on the slab.
Without even speaking, Kim and Shego knew exactly what to do. It was as if they were of one mind.
Kim layer out the sea kelp and Shego patted down the rice. Then Shego layer down the salmon filets while Kim put the sea cucumber on top. Shego finished with the crab meat. Kim grabbed one end of the shirt whilst Shego grabbed the other, and they started to roll the sushi.
Kim pulled the shirt away as Shego prepared to cut up the burrito sized sushi roll.
Kim skipped over to the river and quickly dunked the shirt. I made dinner with Shego and I didn't fuck it up! Kim started humming in happiness. Shego sliced the sushi roll so they each got five 3 inch around rolls. She set them on two smaller stone slabs.
As Kim skipped back over with the now clean but wet shirt, Shego stretched her feet out and moaned as the heat from the fire soothed her aches.
Kim and Shego each dug into their food without a word to the other.
Shego could only finish 4 of the rolls and the thought of trying to eat the 5th made her stomach roll. Kim on the other hand inhaled all 5 rolls and looked wistfully at the leftover roll on Shego's plate.
"Have at it Pumpkin." Shego laughed.
Kim, needing no further encouragement, smiled and wolfed down the last roll. She was still hungry, but at least her body would make it through the night.
Kim sighed in contentment and rested her head in Shego's shoulder.
Shego absentmindedly started stroking Kim's hair. They stayed like this for about an hour. Neither talking, just enjoying each other's company.
After about an hour, Shego could sense Kim nodding off.
"Come on Pumpkin. Let's get you to bed."
"Imkay Sheege."
Shego chuckled.
"Are you sure Kimmie? Cause last time I checked my name was Shego, not Sheege."
Kim rubbed her eyes as she tried to stay awake. All she wanted to do was stay up and hug her Isabel, but her body wasn't having it.
Shego got up and reached into her back to get out her hammock. Luckily there were two trees fairly close to each other next to the fire, so she was able to hang the hammock.
She looked back towards the fire and saw Kim sleeping on the ground.
Shaking her head in amusement, she went over and picked her up bridal style. She laid Kim in the hammock, and went to go put out the fire.
She then climbed into the hammock next to Kim and wrapped her arms around her. They didn't need a blanket since her body heat was higher than that of a normal human.
As she started to nod off, she felt Kim nuzzled her head into her bosom. Shego smiled, even though she knew she shouldn't. Kim always did this with her pandaroo when she slept. After nuzzling for a few minutes, she would sigh and say in a sleepy voice that she loved her pandaroo. Shego once asked her why she said that and Kim looked at her in confusion. She had no memory of ever saying that at night.
Ann, Kim's mom, theorized that it was a subconscious emotional attachment that caused her to say she loved her pandaroo. Apparently Kim would have night terrors when she was a young child. Ann and James, Kim's father, got her many toys to snuggle with at night, but nothing worked. Vivian porter heard about what was going on, and gave James a pandaroo to give to Kim. That night, Kim slept soundly, and never had a night terror again.
As if on cue, Shego heard Kim take in a breath.
"I. Love. You." Shego waited for the pandaroo so she could smile, and head off to sleep. "Shhhheego."
What?!
{A/N} I love to cook. And while I'm allergic to almost all seafood, I do know how to prepare it. Brown rice is commonly used to make sushi. Also like how you need to boil crabs alive so that their meat doesn't become toxic. And crab meat is always boiled before used for sushi. Sea cucumbers are actually a delicacy, and are often pickled or fried. I've heard that they taste like seaweed, but as I've never had them, I wouldn't really know. You don't need a bamboo mat to roll sushi, even though it's traditional. In a pinch you can use a towel or even a shirt. Also, It will be revealed in a later chapter why there is a salt water river running underground. And why everything is alive here underground with no natural sunlight. *wink wink* {A/N}