ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – Seth and the God Girls Strike Back!
Seth and the God girls grow closer while Sasha spends more time with Roman and his family. Hunter deals with the fallout of losing his family's trust and Stephanie and Bayley release the Black Heart Diaries and reveal more than the wrestling world expected.
Chapter Eight – Finn Balor Comes Around
The Sandbox
"Hunter wait," Alexa Bliss said standing to her feet as Hunter and MacKenzie Helmsley headed out to the DX Machine to go to New York and speak to Hayworth about taking over the family business. "You can't talk to Hayworth until tomorrow,"
"Huh?" Hunter said furrowing his brow. "Why not?"
"Because he's asleep. I used my Gift of Sleep on some tea that Mac made and Hayworth, Stephanie, Jeff, Beth, Finn Balor and the Two Kenny's are asleep in their apartment in Manhattan right now. They won't be awake until tomorrow," Bliss explained.
"You put my son to sleep, who are you, CM Punk?!" Hunter asked Bliss who smirked at the idea of being compared to one of the greatest wrestlers of all time.
"It was my idea; I needed to bide some time before the lawsuit was filed and Bliss came up with the idea of putting them to sleep. I told her it would take too long for her to fly over to New York from Connecticut so I made tea and she prayed over on the phone and that's how I got them to go to sleep," Mac explained.
"She just bought you some time Hunter," Chyna said to her husband.
"Don't you see how resourceful she is Daddy?" LC said to Hunter.
"Mac rules Dad, get off her case, she's super smart and super hot," Aurora said. "Not that I look at her that way but I appreciate that her boobs are to the size of the standard DX matriarch,"
Lita, Chyna and Lisa looked down at their boobs and then over to Mac for comparison.
"Whoa, they are big. Hunter, give it up, Hayworth hit the jackpot!" Shawn said appreciating Mac's generous anatomy.
"How dare you judge a woman by her looks, her brains are incredible," Hunter said contradicting himself and Mac turned to Seth for help.
"Will you please get me out of this?" she asked her ex-boyfriend.
"No problem, Sasha, get your itchy grey sweater and give it to Mac to wear for awhile," Seth said and Sasha turned to Becky.
"You heard my husband, go get my itchy grey sweater," she said to Becky and to Seth's surprise Becky didn't argue. Alexa couldn't believe it, Becky didn't even put up a fight.
When Becky came back down the stairs the doorbell rang and she opened the door to see Bianca and Montez Ford looking back at her.
"I'm back!" Bianca cried out and she noticed the itchy grey sweater in Becky's hands. "Looks like I got here just in time, that sweater could only mean one thing,"
"Seth will be glad your back, he's been waiting for you to return to work," Becky said as the Fords came into the Sandbox foyer.
"Well, I hate to disappoint people but I might not be coming back to work, at least, not in-ring work," Bianca said and Becky frowned at her.
"What do you mean?" she asked Belair and Bianca smiled and caressed her stomach.
"Becky, I'm pregnant," Bianca replied and Becky dropped the grey sweater and threw her arms around Bianca.
Everyone came outside to see what the noise was and Seth saw Becky hugging Bianca.
"Becky, what is my wife's itchy grey sweater doing on the floor?" Seth asked Becky annoyed while coming over to hug Bianca. "Pick it up and give it to Mac please,"
"Sure thing Seth," Becky said picking up the sweater.
"Wow, no fight, no arguing, what's gotten into you Becky? You're not Seth's servant, leave the sweater right there. Seth can pick up his own wife's sweater," Bianca said.
"No it's fine," Becky said giving the sweater to Mac.
"No it isn't, what on Earth is wrong with you Man?" Bianca argued.
"Are you going to tell us what all the fuss is about?" Alexa asked Bianca and Montez changing the subject.
"Sure, you tell 'em babe," Montez said and everyone looked at Bianca curiously. Only Sasha could spot the change in the Braid's physical appearance as she had the same appearance two months before Abiyah was born.
"Oh my God, you're pregnant!" Sasha cried out and everyone looked at Bianca for verification.
"Yes it's true, I'm pregnant," Bianca said and she looked at Seth and Sasha, "and so are you,"
Seth and Sasha looked at her confused, "What?" Seth said.
"Sasha's pregnant, you're going to have another baby," Bianca said and Sasha covered her face in shock and fell to her knees.
Tears welled up in her eyes, "Oh my God," she said and she looked up at Seth. "I'm finally going to have your baby!" she said and Seth sat down next to her and embraced her tearfully.
"We did it babe! Bianca get in here and share this moment with us," Seth said and he looked up at Montez Ford, "you too 'Tez; new year, new babies!"
The two couples embraced while everyone got emotional around them, everyone except Hunter who was trying to re-book the Wrestlemania card in light of Bianca's pregnancy.
"Great, now who am I going to put in the main event for the Women's Championship?" Hunter exclaimed and Shawn threw a table at him. "Ow!"
"Get in on this you stupid Bonehead!" Shawn cried and he fell to his knees with Lita and the rest of the DX family in one massive group hug for the newborn babies that would be making their way into their crazy DX world in nine short months.
"Congratulations, Champ," Alexa said to Becky Lynch. "Sounds like you're renewing an old rivalry with Charlotte Flair at 'Mania now that Bianca's going on maternity leave, or should I say, MAN-ia!"
"Let's not talk business right now, the Boss and the Braid are having a baby!" Becky said and she dove in on the hug with Alexa in celebration of Seth and the God girls' first babies. Although she was super happy for the two couples, the idea of being Women's Champ again did make the Man's mouth water and that's exactly what she did, all over Seth's neck.
"Quit drooling on me Becky!" Seth said feeling her warm saliva on the back of his neck.
"Are you actually drooling on my husband?!" Sasha said annoyed and Becky covered up her mouth.
"I'm sorry, I was just tinking about something really cool," Becky said wiping away the drool from her 'Mania fantasy.
"Something really cool, like having sex with my husband? We just found out we're having a baby Becky, what's the matter with you?" Sasha said spitefully.
"No, I said something cool," Becky replied sitting down next to Bianca, "having sex with Seth would not be cool," she whispered to Bianca who laughed. It was clear that Seth had been driving Becky nuts in her absence.
"Have you been giving the Boss a hard time?" Bianca asked the Man.
"No, she's been giving me a hard time but I've figured out a way to deal with it. I figured you get a lot further with honey than lemon, so I've decided to be super nice to Sasha instead of super mean," Becky said.
"So, why does Seth seem so mad at you?" Bianca said. "Becky I have a lot to tell you but I'm gonna need you to keep your cool because what I have to say to you is going to make you very angry,"
"Then why tell me? I am an angry person," Becky asked with a shrug.
"Because I need you to be there for Seth when what I tell you goes down. Can you do that?" Bianca asked and Becky nodded. After all, she was on assignment, nothing else mattered except for Seth's wellbeing.
"Sure, what is it?" Becky said.
The East Wing
Bianca thought it would be safer to tell Becky what God told her about Sasha Banks some place private, so they went up to the East Wing to talk.
When Bianca told Becky what God told her, the God girl lost her mind and re-wrecked her guest bedroom. She had already wrecked it once after one of her previous interactions with Sasha, now she was wrecking it again, this time, her anger was justified.
"Are you kidding me?!" Becky said to Bianca.
"No I'm not, I wish I was but God told me straight up. I need you to be on your game Becky, now that I'm pregnant, I can't exert myself, so I need you to be the new Maiden of Muscle. I need you to be Seth's new strong woman. I need you to be Bad-a** Becky Lynch, that's the only way we can avoid what's about to go down," Bianca said.
"God!" Becky said crashing onto the floor with disgust, "she's 19 years-old, Seth can't do this he's about to be a father,"
"That necklace is dangerous," Bianca explained sitting on Becky's bed. "It's like that lamp from Aladdin, it grants wishes using a shape-shifter to keep people from knowing the true identity of the people using it. When the wish is fulfilled, the person using the necklace's true identity is revealed and by then, it'll be too late,"
"Seth would have slept with Beth Hardy, thinking it was his wife, the same way that he slept with Bayley, thinking it was Sasha?!" Becky said horrified.
"That's not the worst part," Bianca said. "I really don't think I need to fill in all the details, I'm sure you can work it out for yourself; you know what happens when you have sex for the first time. Imagine what happens when the man you're sleeping with doesn't know you're a virgin,"
Becky felt her stomach turn upside down and she ran to the bathroom and threw up. Bianca went to check on Becky who was running her head under cold water to cool herself off. When she dried off her face, she turned to see Bianca's concerned eyes looking into her equally concerned eyes.
"Seth can't do this. It would destroy him if he ever found out he slept with Beth Hardy because of this wicked jewellery demon," Becky said. "He loves that girl, he would never do anything so awful,"
"Which is why, I need you to be on your game Bex. You have to get that necklace away from Sasha," Bianca said and Becky nodded.
"I'll get the necklace, don't you worry about that," Becky said but Bianca gave her a cautious look.
"It's not going to be that easy; there is a demon in that necklace that is going to fight you with all of its might. It will be determined to stay around Sasha's neck, so Bayley and Stephanie can continue to use it against Seth," Bianca explained.
"So that's why Sasha's been so hostile to me lately, it's because of the necklace!" Becky said and Bianca nodded.
"Yes, if you come at Sasha too strong, not only will she turn against you but Seth will turn against you too and you don't want that. You have to stay as close to Seth as possible because if you get kicked out of the group, he will be easy pickens for that demon and the unthinkable will happen. Do you know what will happen to Seth's life if it gets out that he had sex with Jeff Hardy's 19 year-old daughter?! He'd be finished, which of course, is exactly what Stephanie McMahon wants, to destory Seth's Rollins for turning his back on her and siding with DX last year," Bianca said and Becky sighed in disbelief.
"What an evil b***," she said with disgust and Bianca put her hands on the Man's shoulder and gave her a sober look.
"Things are going to be rough between you and Seth for awhile, I hope you got the stomach for this Becky. That jewel demon is going to cause a rift between you and Sasha and Seth is going to blame you. You have got to be strong, this has to go right. I don't have to remind you what's at stake if we screw this up for him," Bianca said. "Wrestlemania is in two weeks, then Seth and Sasha, Abiyah and Faith Star are leaving for Saudi Arabia. We have to make sure they get on that flight together just as planned, as a happy family. We cannot let Stephanie accomplish her plan, so focus, get that necklace and be prepared for the fight of your life,"
Becky nodded, "If there's one ting I can do Bianca, it's fight. I'm ready to complete this assignment. Alexa was right; instead of fighting against Sasha, I need to fight for Sasha and make sure she doesn't lose her family," Becky said and Bianca smiled at her.
"At a girl Bex, now let's tidy up this nice room and go back downstairs and act like nothing's happening," Bianca said and the God girls cleared up the mess that Becky had made.
"So, do you know if you're having a baby boy or girl?" Becky asked Bianca as they tidied up.
"It's a girl," Bianca said and Becky smiled at her.
"That's wonderful," Becky said and Bianca smiled at her.
"Yeah, it is," Bianca said but she decided not to tell Becky the other thing the Man needed to know today. That bombshell would have to wait until another day.
After they were done putting everything back in place in Becky's room, the God girls headed back downstairs and saw Finn Balor standing in the foyer.
"Finn, what are you doing here? I thought you drank some of that tea and fell asleep?" Becky said.
"I didn't finish the tea, I woke up early. Everyone else is still asleep in HayMac's apartment. I came here because I need to tell you something Becky," Finn said and Becky looked at Bianca.
"If its about Beth Hardy, I already know," Becky said and Bianca furrowed her brow.
"It's not about Beth Hardy, it's about you," Bianca said and now it was time for Becky to furrow her brow.
"Becky Lynch," Finn said and he dropped to one knee and pulled a black box out of his pocket and presented it to her as she stood on top of the stairs with Bianca. "Will you marry me?"
"Get up you stupid idiot," Becky replied indignantly, "No, I will not marry you, after the Hell you put me through? Please don't tell me you came all the way to the Sandbox to propose to me,"
Finn got up and walked up to Becky, "Just put the damn ring on your finger already," he said and Bianca covered her face as Finn tried to force his way back into Becky's life.
"I don't have time for this nonsense Finn, I've got God girl business to take care of, now get out of here and go eat sushi with Beth Hardy," Becky said.
"I don't anything to do with Beth Hardy or that crazy McMahon-Jericho-Hardy family. If Beth Hardy wants to align herself to her mother, that's on her. I'm done with that part of my life, I want out. I want to be on your side and if marrying you is the only way I can do that, then so be it. Now, I'm gonna ask you again: Becky Lynch, will you marry me?" Finn said.
"Okay, yes I'll marry you," Becky said, "but there's a catch; you have got to give your life to Christ and join Seth and the God girls, otherwise, no deal,"
Finn shrugged, "Okay sure, I'll give it a try," Finn said and Becky smiled.
"I don't know if I can trust you, if you can prove yourself worthy, then I'll marry you, if not, I'm putting this ring on ice and then I'm putting a black eye on your face," Becky said and Finn smiled.
"You're the Man," Finn said and he put the ring on her finger and tried to kiss her but the Man walked away from him.
"No kissing until you prove yourself," Becky said to him and he nodded. "Everyone, the Man just got engaged!" she yelled in the DX family room showing off her new engagement ring. "Don't worry Seth, he's on probation. We won't be getting married until he's given his life to Christ, proven himself and become an official part of our group,"
"I'm glad you remembered our protocol, let me see the ring," Seth said and he examined the rock decorating Becky's hand to make sure it was God girl worthy, "It'll do," he said and Hunter re-examined the ring.
"Let me see that," he said pulling Becky's hand up to his face, then he looked up at Finn, "I'm clearly paying you too much. You're off TV for two weeks," he said and Shawn shoved him over and congratulated Finn and Becky.
"I'd be happy to baptise you Finn, let's go down to the river and make it official," Shawn said and Finn nodded.
"I'd love to Shawn, I want to prove myself worthy. I don't think I can take anymore evil and wickedness, I want to be in the light and Jesus Christ is my only way out," Finn said and Seth and the God girls nodded. Sasha was not impressed by Finn's decision to marry Becky and give his life to Christ. Religion made her really uncomfortable these days. She walked up to Becky and looked down at her ring.
"A cheap-a** ring for a cheap a** b***," she spat and everyone gasped and Becky looked at her neck, seeing that the blue sapphire stone had turned black. "Tryng to compete with be again by announcing your engagement on the same day that Seth and I find out we're having a baby. You just can't stand to see me shine can you Becky Lynch?"
"I'm totally happy for you Sasha, I'm not trying to steal your spotlight," Becky said.
"Well I don't believe you and since this is my house now, I'd like you to go run a few errands for me, after all, you do work for my husband don't you? I need some coffee, why don't you lift that newly decorated hand of yours and go by me some right now?" Sasha said and everyone looked at Sasha in shock as she dressed Becky down like a house slave from the 17th century.
"No, there's plenty coffee here Sasha," Lita said coming to Becky's defence.
"No, that's okay Lita, I'll go. You like Blue Mountain blend, right?" Becky said to Sasha with a sweet smile.
"Yeah, I guess you would know that after all the time you've spent following my husband around like a sad pathetic little dog. Can you hurry up please?" Sasha said and Becky headed out to buy the Boss some coffee while everyone exchanged glances wondering what on Earth had gotten into Sasha Banks and more importantly, why Seth Rollins wasn't doing anything about it.
"What's gotten into your wife Seth?" Finn Balor asked Seth Rollins who was taking Abiyah upstairs for an afternoon nap.
"She's just watching my back that's all, Becky's been off with her lately and its really starting to be a problem," Seth said but it was clear to everyone watching that Becky was not the problem at all, the problem was the b*** with the blue necklace.