ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – Seth and the God Girls Strike Back!
Seth and the God girls grow closer while Sasha spends more time with Roman and his family. Hunter deals with the fallout of losing his family's trust and Stephanie and Bayley release the Black Heart Diaries and reveal more than the wrestling world expected.
Chapter Thirteen – For Better or Worse
Sugarfish, Santa Monica, Los Angeles, CA
Finn Balor and Beth Hardy were enjoying sushi at their favourite food place in L A waiting for Becky Lynch to arrive. The Man said she was on the West Coast for a few days while Bianca talked to Seth about what happened after the party, something that Beth Hardy wanted to know herself.
"Well, if it isn't the Man," Finn Balor said as Becky came over to them and Beth Hardy sighed when she saw Becky arrive. She was so confused over what happened but mostly, she was disappointed that her wish to sleep with Seth Rollins hadn't come true.
When Becky saw her the Man's face softened; she could see that Beth Hardy was in trouble and she needed someone to get her out of it quick. Hopefully Becky was just the Man for the job.
"Finn, can you go sign some autographs or something for a minute? I need to talk to Beth Hardy alone," Becky said.
"Sure, let me just get out my black Sharpee," Finn said with a smile and he kissed Becky on the head before joining a caravan of fans that had setup shop outside the restaurant just for a glimpse of the Prince.
Becky looked at Beth Hardy sternly, "I know what you did and you are in serious trouble Beth Hardy. I know you tried to use witchcraft to get Seth Rollins to sleep with you. How could you do something so awful? Do you know how close you were to ruining your life?" Becky said quietly so no-one could hear them.
Beth looked at Becky horrified, "So, it was you?! You intercepted my wish, you're the reason my wish didn't come true!" Beth yelled. "I was trying to figure out why it didn't work and now I know. Bayley was right, you God girls are a real pain in the a**!"
"Calm down and listen to me. You need to get away from Bayley as fast as humanly possible," Becky said.
"Is that why you're here, to rescue me? That's what you God girls do right, you help people who just want to have fun and enjoy their lives?" Beth replied and Becky shook her head at her.
"What part of having sex with a married man, with or without his consent, is fun? Beth, having sex with people is supposed to a celebration, it's not something you do in the dark, behind people's backs, with witchcraft, using evil to make something happen that has no business happening. How do you tink Seth would feel after it happened? Do you tink he would feel good? His reputation would be destroyed, did you even tink about that?"
"Nobody was supposed to know about it Becky, that was the whole point. I wanted it done under the radar that's why I used the necklace," Beth Hardy said. "He would have thought he was having sex with Sasha, only I would have known that it was me he was doing it with. Where's the harm in that?"
"Because Sasha is his wife you moron, they're married!" Becky yelled and she calmed down after realising her voice was getting too loud, "I'm sorry Beth, this isn't your fault. All of this is because of Bayley; she started this but by God, the God girls are going to finish it. I want you out of her company and I want you to come back into the fold with Finn and the rest of us. Being around Bayley is not good for you; that woman has no idea how to act and if you follow her, you'll self-destruct."
"That's what you tink Becky, being with Bayley is the best thing that ever happened to me. She gives me compliments, she tells me I can be in commercials and sleep with hot guys. I don't need you God girls to make me shrink back into being the stupid, pathetic 19-year-old virgin that will never have anyone make her feel the way Seth made Bayley feel in Aruba," Beth declared naively, and Becky leaned back in her chair and sighed, listening as Bayley's misguided words came out of the innocent Beth Hardy's mouth.
"So, that's what this is about, that night of debauchery in Aruba? Beth, do you know that the only reason Bayley is alive after what she did in Aruba to Seth, is because he interceded for her? Seth asked God not to punish her, otherwise she'd be in Hell, right now. What Bayley did is nothing to emulate, it is only Seth's prayers that are keeping her alive and she still won't stop. I don't want that to happen to you so I am telling you to come back to the fold. If you wanna learn about love, just hang around with Charlotte, Alexa, Bianca and me and you'll learn all about it,"
Beth smirked at Becky, "You mean learn how to be Seth's errand girl? No thanks Becky, I'd rather be Seth's call girl," Beth Hardy said and she Transcended herself back to her parents' house with a determined smirk on her face, leaving Becky feeling very, very concerned.
Finn Balor came back and wondered where Beth had gone.
"Where's my former fake girlfriend?" Finn asked Becky.
"In a lot of trouble. I can't believe I'm about to say this but I tink I need to go see Stephanie McMahon and tell her what's going on with her daughter," Becky said and the flesh almost melted from Finn's face.
"You can't see Stephanie, she'll sic Anglea Jericho on you and your beautiful face will melt into a grotesque Gothic carving. I can't have my future wife walking down the aisle looking like a monster," Finn said but Becky didn't care.
"I don't care about my face Finn, I never have, I'll wear a Kane mask down the aisle if I have to. Right now, all I care about is an innocent girl with her entire life ahead of her being destroyed by Bayley," Becky said and Finn looked at her, searching her eyes for more information.
"Is there something you're not telling me Bex? What happened at the Sandbox after I left?" he asked his fiancé but Becky couldn't say anything. If what happened ever got out, Seth's name could be tarnished in their industry where everybody knew everything about everybody.
"Nuthin' you need to know about, let's just eat and not talk about it. Then we're going to pay BayRock a lil' visit," Becky said and Finn frowned at her.
"First you want to visit Stephanie McMahon and now you want to see Bayley, why would you want to pay the Black Hearted One a visit? Are you trying to have a bad day?" Finn asked Becky.
"Let's just say I have a very strong proposal for the Black Heart Diaries that would be most intriguing," Becky said. What Becky had in mind could be the only thing the God girls could use to stop Bayley from sleeping with Seth Rollins again, even if it meant putting her own reputation at risk.
The Sandbox
Bianca tried to get Seth's attention but the entire DX family was still over at the Sandbox and the celebration of Sasha and Bianca's pregnancies was still going on. Hunter had gone so far as to name the child, even though he didn't know the sex of Bianca's firstborn child. He wanted her to call the baby Mustang.
"Oh because my husband's last name is Ford, like Ford Mustang, yeah that's really clever," Bianca said sarcastically as Hunter shouted baby names to her from his bedroom window on the West Wing of the Sandbox.
"I've got a whole list here, Shawn added some but his choices for a baby name are all from the Bible, so you know they're totally boring and holy," Hunter said.
"As opposed to stupid and profane?" Shawn said from his bedroom window and Seth looked up as the DX patriarchs argued.
"What's wrong with naming a baby after a horse?" Hunter said.
"Why don't we just name it after one of the My Little Ponys'?" Shawn replied.
"Which one, Applejack? She's my favorite and it works because Jack is also a boy's name! Bianca's totally covered either way!" Hunter exclaimed and Shawn looked at him paralysed by his stupidity.
"I can't wait for them to move out of my house," Seth said to Bianca who laughed in her hot pink kimono shirt and demin black short shorts and Seth joined her on the grass. Bianca noticed that his hair was freshly styled.
"I see Roman did your hair before he left," Bianca said. "He did a good job,"
"Yeah, I know," Seth said with a happy smile, "Sasha couldn't take her eyes off me all morning. Roman's getting really good at doing my hair after taking over from you," Seth said. "After last night my hair got really messed up; Sasha was totally up last night, it was like having sex in a bear enclosure,"
Bianca almost choked as Seth retold his night with who he thought was his wife. "About that," she said clearing her throat, "I have to tell you something Seth and you are not going to like it but as your Treasurer of Secrets, I have to tell you everything, so here goes," Bianca said.
"I'm all ears B," Seth said. "What's up?"
"Bayley invoked the demon from the necklace and got Becky and Sasha to exchange bodies so when you were having sex last night, you were having sex with Bayley using Becky's body which was disguised as Sasha's," Bianca said and Seth stared at her as the trauma slowly started to settle in. His deep brown eyes turned to liquid pools and Seth turned his head away from Bianca and looked at the freshly cut grass beneath their feet instead.
"I slept with Becky last night?" he asked with disbelief and Bianca nodded.
"Yes," Bianca replied. "That's probably why it was so different,"
Seth felt tears welling up in the back of his eyes realising that once again, Bayley had gotten to him, this time, using Becky through the enchanted necklace. "I had no idea, how could I not know that I wasn't sleeping with my own wife?"
Bianca squeezed Seth's shoulder to comfort him, "Because it looked like you were sleeping with Sasha. That's how the shape-shifter demon works; it disguises the body of the person you're really sleeping with until the wish is fulfilled,"
Seth covered his face and cried and Bianca comforted him while the reality of what happened set in.
"I can't believe I didn't know I wasn't sleeping with my wife," he said through tears as Bianca rubbed his back. "Have we really grown that far apart, that I can't even tell if I'm sleeping with another woman or not? We're supposed to be one flesh, now I've slept with two different women without knowing it,"
Bianca hugged Seth tightly as he cried, his pain hurt her but his innocence encouraged her. He really loved Sasha and the idea of sleeping with anyone else repulsed him.
"The only reason this is happening is because Jesus removed your immunity from lust as a result of you not wanting God to punish Bayley for her sin. If you let God judge her, then you'll get your immunity back and this will never happen again. Otherwise, there's nothing stopping this from happening again Seth; if a God girl does what Becky does, the same thing will happen. You could end up sleeping with all of us and not know it and I don't think our significant others would appreciate that,"
Seth furrowed his brow, "Wait, this happened because Becky intercepted the wish? How could she have intercepted it if Bayley actually felt me having sex with her?" Seth said and Bianca sighed.
"Because Bayley wasn't the only woman trying to sleep with you last night Seth. Beth Hardy made a wish too and that was the one that Becky successfully blocked but her body got caught in the exchange and she couldn't do anything to stop it. The only silver lining in this is that Becky was not traumatised by the sex, she won't stop talking about how good it was and that Sasha would have enjoyed your solid romantic performance," Bianca said trying to make Seth feel better but she failed to do so.
"I don't need props for being a good lover I need to get free from this demonic exchange," Seth said. "Did you guys come up with anything when you talked about this?"
"Yes, Alexa suggested we ask God to bless the necklace so that the demon won't be able to use it for evil," Bianca said.
"That's good, anything else?" Seth asked.
"Yeah, actually Becky's working on that now, she's going to try and keep Bayley away from you," Bianca said and Seth narrowed his gaze at his beloved Treasurer of Secrets.
"Becky's going to confront Bayley, on her own?" Seth said.
"Well, she was pretty adamant that she had a way to prevent Bayley from trying to sleep with you again. I say we give the Man a chance and see what she can do on her own," Bianca said.
"You know what happened the last time Becky was on her own right?" Seth said. "She always gets in trouble when she's on her own,"
"She slept with you last night Seth, give her a chance to make it up to you," Bianca said and Seth nodded.
"I have to tell Sasha what happened," Seth said and he sighed heavily. "She is going to kick Becky's a**,"
Bianca nodded, "I know but she's pregnant so she won't be able to throw hands long enough to do any real damage," she said and Seth laid back on the grass while Bianca rubbed his leg.
"I can't believe I slept with Becky, I have to call her and make sure she's okay. She must be feeling super-connected to me now, I have to pray for her and cancel the soul tie that's formed because of the illicit sex we had," Seth turned to Bianca holding her hand to his chest. "You wanna come to L A with me and see her?"
"L A is Bayleytown, USA. I'm not about to let you go there alone, you bet your sweet butt I'm going with you," Bianca said and she hugged Seth who needed her re-assurance now more than ever after what she just told him.
Shawn and Hunter watched from their bedroom windows wondering what on Earth Bianca and Seth were talking about.
"What baby names do you think she came up with?" Hunter asked Shawn who shrugged.
"I don't know but they can't be better than mine," Shawn replied and Hunter rolled his eyes at his best friend.
"Let's go find out," he said and DX headed for the garden only to be met with legal papers on the way out.
"What's this?" Hunter said opening the envelope and the papers revealed that Hayworth was suing him for inheritance fraud.
"So the war begins," Shawn said reading the papers and Hunter looked up over the Sandbox.
"She'll lose. Let's go get some advice from God's advisory team, Seth Rollins and Bianca Belair," Hunter said and for the first time in a long time, he actually wanted to hear what God had to say.
