This story is kind of AU. Basically, the invasion never happened.
Also, I do NOT own Kim Possible, or any of the characters. I am NOT getting paid for this. Also, any people or places mentioned are coincidence, as this is a work of fiction.
As stated before, I do have a permanent Traumatic Brain Injury, so there may be spelling mistakes, and things may not flow correctly.
There may be occasional Author's Notes at the end of following chapters. Also, the Following chapters will start to ramp up the rated M content.
There will be an intermission chapter coming soon. It will show what is happening in the outside world. Im not sure when i'll implement that one, but i expect it within the next Few chapters.
A/N So i write on story at a time, that way my brain doesnt get overloaded and the stories start fusing. I have about 12 KiGo story ideas and 1 johnny test. Ive also written up a story, but i dont have any idea who the characters will be.
Also, Happy New Year y'all!
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Shego and Kim both woke up around the same time. They grinned at each other, and stretched. Kim yawned, and noticed her lower region felt really itchy.
"Please excuse me my dear," Kim said as she walked away from camp. Shego didnt think anything of it, shrugged, and went to go and pick up their makeshift dishes.
Kim made sure she was a fair ways away before she quickly pushed her shorts down, followed by her panties. Instead of blood like she was expecting, she saw red hairs sticking in her panties. She rubbed her landing strip, and as she pulled her hand away, hairs literally fell out of her skin.
Kim started hyperventilating. Oh shit. Oh Shit. This has got to be a sign of radiation poisoning. Kim brushed the hair of her leg and noticed it to fell off. She tested the ones on her arm and got the same result. She warily pulled a strand of hair from her head, and tried tugging. "Fuck!" Instead of coming out like she expected, her hair roots seemed to be stronger.
Her breathing came back to a respectable level, and she reclothed herself. She picked up a small pile of red hairs, and walked back to camp.
Shego saw Kim walk back, and she looked like she had seen a ghost. Shego dropped her knife, ran to Kim, and threw her arms around her. "What's wrong Pumpkin?"
Instead of saying anything, Kim just showed Shego her handful of pubic hairs.
What the? Are these her pubic hairs? She reached out and picked one up. She then noticed some smaller hairs and then put two and two together.
"Kimmie honey, it's ok. The same thing happened to me when i first started using my powers." She wrapped her arms back around Kim and held her tight. "I lost all of the hair on my legs, arms, armpits, pubic area, and even the mustache area. I panicked for weeks, expecting for my hair on my head to follow. But it never did. Instead, it seemed to get strengthened. You have nothing to worry about."
Kim took a deep breath and then returned the hug Shego was giving her.
"Oh and Kimmie, you don't have to worry about your hair turning black either. My hair has always been black. All that happened was it got a bit shinier. If anything, you may get a slight green tint to it."
"Oh," Kim responded.
Shego couldn't be sure, but she thought she heard some disappointment in Kim's voice. "What, did you want Black hair?"
Kim nodded. Shego chuckled and hugged Kim even tighter. "But if you had black hair, you wouldn't be my Pumpkin anymore. You are my redhead!"
Kim smiled at that thought. That's right. I am her pumpkin. Besides, my mom has red hair, and i would lose that connection to her. "Thank you babe. I was so freaked out that it was radiation poisoning."
Shego got a thoughtful look on her face. "Well, it could actually be. You should get checked by your mom when we get out of here. But, seeing as how we've been fighting together for years and you've never shown any symptoms, I'd like to believe it's not. Do you have any other symptoms?"
Kim thought about it no or a second and shook her head. "No, i think that's it. Although, I think I may have been wrong about my battery theory."
"Why do you think that is, pumpkin," Shego asked.
"Well, usually a battery will get depleted when they use up the energy. However, I don't feel like that is happening with me. I think once we get out of here, we should get both sets of tweebs to check me over."
Shego laughed as Kim called her brothers tweebs. She had never really thought about it before, but her favorite brothers really were Twin Dweebs. "Yeah, I guess that William and Wesley really are Tweebs."
Kim nodded and released Shego. She felt much better, and could now go and accomplish her 'mission'. "Ok Izzy, so what were you thinking about gathering?"
Shego thought about it for a second, and then looked at Kim. "I think you should go North up the river, and I'll go South. And just gather anything that looked edible. Chances are it'll take us a few days to get to our destination, and i dont want us starving. We can catch fish, or if we happen across any small animals, and use our plasma to turn the meat into jerky."
"Ok, i think that sounds like a plan. I do still have some leftover Coca Leaves if we need them for altitude sickness." Kim looked thoughtfully at Shego. "Hey, Izzy, Would you like to make this a competition?"
Shego grinned. "I was hoping you would say that. Hows about, Whoever can gather the most edible things to eat wins a one hour massage from the other?"
Kim perked up immieditely. She LOVED massages. "How about a one hour massage and a 30 minute foot rub?" Now it was Shego's turn to perk up. She loved getting foot massages. That was her favorite part when they used to get weekly pedicures. "Deal."
They stood back to back, and planned how best to tackle this new task. "Oh wait, how long should we forage for," Kim suddenly asked. "Hmm, I think an hour is fair enough. Sound good Pumpkin?"
"Ok. So, on 3 then."
Shego started. "1."
"2."
"3," they both exclaimed then took off in opposite directions, each wanting to best the other.
Shego silently laughed to herself. She may have cheated, as she knew that food was down south. After all, that was where she had found the Jicama, as well as the Emu Eggs. Ok, hopefully I can find some more eggs, as well as other foods. I know it's unrealistic, but wouldn't it be great to find a Triple Layer Chocolate Cake!
Shego slowed as she neared that pile of rocks where she found the Jicama. Curiously, the hole that she dug looked like it had never been touched. Shego cautiously dug up the hole and was surprised to find the same sized Jicama, in the same place. Ok, what the fuck does that mean? Shego pulled them out of the ground and set them in a small pile. She then turned around and saw 2 greenish blue eggs. "You've got to be shitting me."
She placed the two Emu Eggs next to the Jicama, and then turned in a circle looking for more food. Why in the fuck would these be here? I know for a fact that we ate these. There's no fucking way that I'm dreaming, because I stepped on a twig and almost rolled my ankle. Now it hurts like a motherfucker, and you can't feel pain during dreams.
Shego's eyes honed in on a green leafed plant with red berried on it. Her mouth watered, and she plucked as many berries as her pockets could hold. She curiously popped one in her mouth. It had a slightly sweet flavor, like a mixture between a cherry and a mulberry, and she felt warmth flood her body. That only ever happened when she consumed alcohol or caffeine, so clearly the berry was one of the two. I wonder if Kimmie knows what this berry is called.
Shego picked up a bunch of green stalks, as well as fruit from some trees. She knew that she should head back to camp with her spoils. She had to make 3 trips, and grinned the entire way. She didn't see hair nor hide of Kim so she knew that she had obviously won. When she had about 5 minutes left in their hour forage time, she sat down and waited.
Kim had indeed not found fruits or eggs, but had instead found animals. She was about a 15 minute walk north, and had a nice pile of birds, rabbits, and other small animals. She was currently in the process of shooting her plasma at creature that looks like a rabbit with horns. I swear to God that that is a jackalope. I don't care if they are supposed to be a mythical creature. El Dorado was said to be a mythical city, and look where we are now.
Kim had gotten really good at firing little blasts of plasma out of her index finger. She found that she didn't have to think about flexing her Plasma Muscle if she made a finger gun, and mimicked firing it. Every time a small quarter sized plasma bolt would fire out and she would nail her target in the head.
Normally Kim was just like Shego. She couldn't stand taking lives. But the need to survive outweighed the sickness she felt. Her eyes caught sight of a number of scorpions scrawling across the ground. She made a finger gun with her other hand and quickly fired off 8 rounds on each hand. She grinned as she realized that all the scorpions had a big bulbous stinger, which meant removing the venom gland was going to be a cinch.
Kim had eaten scorpions a few times before. She had had them both raw and cooked, but she really did prefer them cooked. It was really easy, so long as you had access to a stick and a fire. The taste was like premium beef jerky, which was really surprising.
Kim noted that she didn't have long to return to camp, and gathered up her spoils. She made sure take off her shirt and put the 20 or so scorpions in its pockets. No need to get poisoned by these dead fuckers. Here's hoping that Shego is busy foraging and wont remark on me needing to strip.
Shego gave a wolf whistle as she noticed Kim walk back into camp shirtless. Kim hung her head, but continued walking forward. They had already seen each other naked a few times, so what did she have to be embarrassed about?
She placed her kills down next to the fire. Shego gave another whistle, but this one was of approval and astonishment. "Shit Pumpkin. Had i known that there were animals up north I would've gone that way. How the hell didcha nail so many?"
Kim shook the scorpions out of her shirt and clothed herself. "I practiced using my plasma. I didnt miss once," Kim boasted. She was rather proud of her sharpshooter skills.
Shego grinned in approval. Kim felt light inside as she took in the silent praise that Shego was giving her.
"So, What do you find Izzy?"
"Oh, that's right Kimmie," Shego took one of the red berries out of her pocket and gave it to Kim. "What in the world is this thing? It kind of tastes like a cherry, but also a mulberry."
Kim eyed the berry and was fairly certain she knew what it was. But she hadn't had one in so long, so she popped the berry into her mouth. She bit into it, and moaned in pleasure as the juices flooded her mouth.
She smiled at Shego. "This, my dear, is a Coffee Cherry."
Shego cocked her head to the side. "What the hell is a Coffee Cherry? It is related to a coffee bean?"
Kim laughed out loud. "Honey, i know that you absolutely love coffee, but i had no idea that you didnt know where coffee beans come from!"
Realization dawned on Shego's face. "Wait, do you mean?" Kim nodded. "Yup! Coffee beans are literally the seeds of Coffee Cherries. The entire fruit and seed are edible, and both contain caffeine. All the other parts of the plant are poisonous. As you know, i dont do all too well with caffeine," Shego nodded her head as Kim stated this fact. "But i needed something to help wake me up in the mornings. Then my mom found a vendor that sold coffee cherries! The amount of caffeine is small, and i can still get a delicious snack out of them! When we get back, be sure to ask my mom for some of her Coffee Cherry jam. It's literally to die for!"
Look at how happy my darling is. I do hope we can eventually get out of here, and then travel the world together as an archaeologist couple. Shego dreamily looked at Kim. Kim on the other hand was too busy looking through Shego's spoils.
"I see Jicama, 2 more of those massive Emu eggs, I think this is asparagus, mangos, apples, avocado, those coffee cherries, and some peaches. Damn Izzy, you scored," Kim exclaimed.
Shego shook herself out of her daydream and pointed at Kim's pile. "Yeah, what about you Cupcake! 5 birds, 3 squirrels, 7 rabbits, like 20 scorpions, and 3 snakes." Kim smiled. "Actually Izzy, It's 6 rabbits. That other one is a Jackalope." Shego looked at Kim speculatively. "You do realize that Jackalopes are mythical creatures, right?"
Kim walked over to the pile and picked the creature up by its tail. Shego marveled at how large the rabbit was, and then her eyed honed in on the two antlers sticking out of it's head. "Yeah, well, El Dorado was supposed to be a mythical city as well. It fits just fine that they are together."
"Guess so Pumpkin." Shego clapped her hands together as she stood up. "Ok, so how do we determine a winner? We both scored on food. I nailed the healthy food sided of things, and you scored on meats."
Kim shrugged her shoulders. "Honestly Shego, i think it's a tie. I think we'll have to split the prizes."
Shego smiled and shrugged her shoulders. "If you say so Kimmie. So what do you want?" "Well, you know that I'm partial to massages," Kim started, "But I think I'll choose the foot rub. Honestly, i havent had one in a year or so, so I'm due." Shego fake pouted, but in reality she was super happy. Either way she would get to service her Love. "Ok, i guess that means i get the massage! Oh, do you want this knife for the scorpions?"
"Please and Thank you," Kim responded.
For the rest of the evening, the girls set to work on skinning the animals, cutting up the fruits, making bags with the animal hides, and flash plasma cooking everything. The meat and fruit got dried, and Kim set to cooking up the scorpions, after she had removed the stringers and venom gland of course. They had a very nice haul, and could easily survive for 2-3 weeks eating 3 meals a day.
That night, Kim called in her favor of a foot massage. Shego smiled, and she propped Kim's feet on her lap, and used her plasma to get a deep tissue massage. Kim could feel the tingles traveling through her entire body. She felt pleasure building in her core too, but she decided not to call attention to it. She could fee her nipples harden, and her lower lists start to moisten, right as the foot massage was nearing the end. She moaned in pleasure as Shego sent a small burst into the ball of each foot. "Did that work out all the Kinks," Shego asked.
Kim was too far gone to respond, so she just nodded. She had just cum from her feet being played with. Of course, Shego had the advantage of plasma that could cause organisms, but still.
Shego noticed what happened, but didnt say a word. She figured she'd let her princess ride the waves of pleasure. She scooped her up in her arms, and carried her over to the hammock. Shego gently laid her down, and then circled up next to her, spooning her lover.
She nibbled on Kim's ear, and whispered into it. "I love you more than life itself my Princess."
Kim couldn't move, but she was able to turn her head to kiss Shego's chin. "You are everything to me, my Queen."
The girls fell asleep, and dusk turned to dawn.
They woke up the next morning, and took care of the morning faculties. Kim picked up the discarded jackalope antlers, and tied them together with some string. She had an idea of what she could make Shego, but it required a few ingredients. She already had the antlers and the snake's skin.
Shego whistled to Kim. "Pumpkin, I'm ready for my massage." She stripped her shirt off and laid down with her chest facing the dirt. Kim's eyes traveled the length of Shego's back. She had a ton of scars, but each one was beautiful. Kim knelt down and started giving Shego a trigger point massage.
Kim had learned all about trigger points while she was in Japan. She knew how much pressure to give to knock someone unconscious, or to give them pleasure. Kim experimented with plasma at her fingertips, and Shego's body shivered in delight. Shego was doing her best not to moan in pleasure, but Kim was making it very difficult. The feelings traveling down her back were settling in her bust and her core. She could feel fire building in her core, and knew that she was going to cum very soon.
Kim finished the massage by turning Shego over and laying on top of her body. She gave her a deep French kiss. Shego had to grab Kim's hand as it started taveling down to Shego's waist band. Shego broke the kiss off. "Kimmie, i thought we agreed no Hanky Panky," Shego started to scold Kim. In reality, she wanted nothing more than to have Kim take her right there. But she wanted her first time to be special. And being stuck in a ruin wasn't that sexy.
Kim's face reddened. "Oh my Gosh! I had no idea that my hand was doing that. I was so caught up in the moment. I'm sorry Babe." Shego lightly kissed Kim on the lips. "It's ok Pumpkin. I just want out first time to be amazing. And i would rather we do it after we get out of here. seeing all these animals now makes me self-conscious."
Kim chuckled, and got off of Shego. She handed shego her shirt, and Shego slipped it on.
They gathered up their supplies, packed up camp, and got ready to continue their exploration.
Kim looked back at Shego. "So, Shall we follow the yellow brick road?"
Shego grinned, and linked her arm with Kim's. "Yes, Let's!"