Earth Chan and Pluto Chan were sitting in the cafeteria, Pluto Chan not being tall enough for her legs to reach the ground, both of them were drinking a bottle of water, Pluto's bottle being a lot smaller than Earth Chan's, about 1/10th the size. "Hey Earth San? Can you tell me a joke?" Earth Chan looked down towards Pluto Chan and finished gulping the last of the water, before staring off into the distance.
"A joke hmm?"
"I've got a joke for ya!" The two of them looked up to see a girl with long greeny-blue hair done in a ponytail, with the same-coloured eyes and matching lipstick, her school uniform looked a mess, for a start, it looked far to tight on her, the top buttons of her shirt weren't done up, leaving a rather generous view of her cleavage on show, and her skirt was far too short, with the rumour going around that she cut the rest of the material off herself, meaning that with a faint breeze others would end up seeing a flash of greeny-blue. Earth Chan gave a scowl, but didn't say anything.
"Really?" Pluto Chan asked, oblivious to the danger, "Can you tell me?"
"Okay then" The newcomer said with a smirk as she turned her attention towards Pluto Chan. "There was this pretty young girl, and one day she found this small cat in the street and decided to take it with her, meanwhile two, big strong men were walking behind her and one of them said to the other 'Hey, let's grab her by the *****!'" And with that the lewd planet ran out of the cafeteria. Luckily for Pluto Chan she never heard the last part of the joke as Earth Chan had covered her ears, however in her head she was imagining the three people in the joke to be playing tug-of-war with the poor cat.
"I…Is the kitten alright?" She wimpered. Earth Chan looked absolutely livid.
"UURRRAAAANNNUUUSSS CCHHHAAAAANNN!"