Earth Chan and Pluto Chan were sitting in the school yard, Pluto Chan swinging her legs and staring at Earth Chan, who was currently reading a book called 'How to increase your chest size by V. Large'. "Earth Channnn…" The little planet whined "Can I play with your Human-Kun?" Earth Chan looked up from her book.
"I'm sorry Pluto Chan, you can't play with them, they're fragile." Pluto Chan gave a cute pout. "But" Earth Chan reached inside her shirt pocket and pulled out a magnifying glass "You can look at them if you want." Pluto Chan's face lit up.
"REALLY?" Earth Chan gave a nod, closed her book and handed the magnifying glass to Pluto Chan. "THANK YOU EARTH CHAN!" Pluto Chan yelled. She stood up on the bench that they were sitting on and pressed her face and the magnifying glass towards Earth Chan's hair.
Meanwhile back on earth
A large group of protesters had gathered outside of NASA Headquarters, all of them carrying large signs some which read 'Pluto is a planet!' and 'Pluto is Cute-o!'
Meanwhile back at school
"So, what are they up to today Pluto Chan?" Earth Chan turned her head towards Pluto Chan, only to see her with large, puppy dog eyes, with a pool of tears almost ready to burst. "Uhhh…Pluto Chan…?"
"Waaaaaaaaaa…!"