DIVIDED
"Hey fellas, we gotta come to some sort of consensus."
Fat chance of that happening. Everyone had their own ideas. Usually, they would just follow along with what the colonel said, but since this concerned him, and it was meant to be a surprise, that was out the window.
So, the men of Barracks Two debated. And bickered. And then threw a few punches. After that, it devolved into a full-fledged brawl.
So instead of enjoying a party that was simply a mishmash of different ideas and traditions, Hogan spent his birthday alone since everyone else was in the cooler.