A/N: Originally I was going to upload on Halloween but work and other things got in the way. So I've used this time to truly craft this story as it still takes place before Halloween. Sorry about that.

Chapter 6: Pinkie Pie

Twilight walked in the Industrial sector of her town, and saw a wooden shack that read "Pinkie Pie's House" and knocked on the door.

"Why Hi diddly ho there neighbor!" Said Pinkie Pie like a druggie closeted Ned Flanders.

"Uh Hiya Pinky!" Said Twilight.

"Great to see you! To be honest, Sunset Shimmer hasn't returned any of my calls. Has she joined Putin?" Asked Pinkie Pie.

"Nope, she got some paper-cuts and a few burns, she is treating them." Said Twilight Sparkle.

"Ouch hope she's okay. Anyway, let's tour my chocolate Tendies factory." Smiled Pinkie Pie as she and Twilight Sparkle got inside the small shitty looking shack, but discovered it held a huge secret chocolate factory, chocolate river and a boat with filly Oopma Loompas.

"Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of Chocolate Chicken Tendies, take a look, and you'll see, all these Chocolate Chicken Tendies. We'll begin, with a spin, traveling viiiia one of my cannons. What we'll eat, will defy, the show's canon." Sang Pinkie Pie like Gene Wilder and Josh Groban, she even dons her Willy Wonka outfit.

They hop in the giant artillery piece, and are sent flying into the chocolate riverboat for their trip, landing on mattresses safe and sound.

Pinkie and Twilight start to sail down a big Chocolate Tendies river boat.

"If you want to view Tendies-dice, simply look around and gorge it. Anytime you want to consume it, devour the whole world? There's nothing to it."

"There is no food I know, to compare with Chocolate Chicken Tendies. Eating them you'll be free, to eat as many, as you please."

As far as the eye could see, the small looking building contained a lush, vast landscape of reality defying size. Pinkie Pie shows Twilight not just chocolate, but swimming chocolate, flying chocolate and even singing chocolate.

Instrumental.

Chocolate Tendie butterflies flutter around a giggling Twilight. One lands on her nose, spreading it's chocolate-Tendie butterfly wings like in Disney's Tarzan, as Twilight eats the Chocolate Chicken Tendie Butterfly and smiles.

Twilight could see Dorothy and friends from The Wizard of Oz, Mr. Tumnus from The Chronicles of Narnia, Frodo and Gandalf from Middle Earth, Peter Pan from Hook, Captain Jack Sparrow from POTC, and even Harry, Ron and Hermione from Hogwarts waving at her.

"Hi Judy Christmas Garland! Hi Billy Goat! Hi Furry Foot and Gay live-action Magneto! Hi Genie! Hi Other Willy Wonka Johnny Sue that lying cheating bitch Amber Heard, don't worry we got your back Depp! Hi Wizard Boy with his Wizard friends! Tell Tommy I said Hi!" Waved Twilight.

As the boat continued, Twilight saw a dinosaur from Isla Nublar eat some trespassers.

"Gasp! Indominus Rex YAY!" She Waved.

The Dinosaur waved back, nuzzled Twilight and licked her face like a puppy.

"Ah hahaha Good Indominus Rex! I Wuv You!" She hugs and kisses it's snout, like SCP-053 interacting with SCP-682 but the latter is a female version.

Pinkie Pie continues her song.

"If you want to eat magic things, Close your eyes and you will taste one, want to be a dreamer, eat one. Anytime you please, Just please don't eat me Hun' . Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of Chocolate Chicken Tendies, take a look, and you'll see, all these Chocolate Chicken Tendies."

"There is no (other) place to go, that has Chocolate Chicken Tendies, so go there, you'll be free, to eat as many, as you pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaeeeeesssssse."

Pinkie Pie paused.

"Living there, you'll be free, to as eat many, as you pleeeeeeeease." Sang Pinkie Pie.

Twilight had some legit tears of joy as she ate the next chocolate Tendie and bear hugs Pinkie Pie.

"Thanks Pinkie it tastes like Heaven!" Said Twilight.

"No worries my special friend! Also I noticed you needed new wallpaper so I made some lickable wallpaper, try some." Said Pinkie Pie.

Twilight licks it.

"The Tendies-Berries taste like Tendies-Berries!" Giggled Twilight.

"Yup and I'll be right back!" Smiled Pinkie Pie.

She walks into a sweatshop part of the factory, with deplorable conditions and flogs several background characters dressed like Oompa Loompas.

"Chocolate doesn't grow on trees now move it!" Pinkie Pie flogs harder.

"Actually it comes from cocoa beans which actually grow on trees." Said one of her workers.

"Well in that case fucking harvest them!" She flogs again.

"Ow Pinkie Pie Here's the harvested chocolate." Said one of them.

"You're 1 kilo short! But hey congrats, you get to harvest sugarcane at my exclusive sugarcane plantation!" Smiled a sadistic Pinkie Pie.

"No Please! I'll do anything but that! I'm sorry!" Said the worker.

"No fucking buts now move it!" She flogged harder causing the worker to cry in pain.

After the flogging, she walks up to a strange machine she invented that kinda looked like a Dr. Who phone booth.

"Ah Yes my perfect invention: it will turn anything inside of it into chocolate!" Smiled Pinkie Pie as she places a rock inside and turned it into chocolate rock candy.

"Including anyone who doesn't meet their quotas! The WhangDoodle will eat ten of you for breakfast!...That's not an innuendo!" Pinkie Pie laughed manically, her slaves went back to work.

Proud of her invention, Pinkie Pie walked inside and closed the door behind her to make adjustments.

One critical design flaw, it was soundproof.

Twilight stumbled into the room.

"Pinkie Pie? Huh, what does this button do?" Asked Twilight as she pushed it.

The machine activated, flashing some lights, spinning several bells and whistles. The factory lights flickered on and off a bit as the machine finished the transformation. as the door opened electronically, smoke emerged showing a Chocolate Pinkie Pie Statue with a horrified expression on her face.

The Oompa Loompa workers took notice, even the one who was about to go harvest sugarcane.

"Uuuuuuuhhhh…...I guess you kids are all free." Said Twilight.

They cheer, pack their stuff, eat most of the candy and flee for better lives.

Twilight's wrist alarm goes off, signaling her to see Celestia so she grabs the chocolate Pinkie Pie and leaves.

Celestia pulls up to the shitty looking shack, Twilight is outside.

"Hi Mommy!" Waved Twilight.

"Sorry Twilight, Those meeting took longer than I thought. Oh is that a chocolate Pinkie Pie?" Asked Celestia.

"Yup! Pinkie Pie left it as a present." Said Twilight as she held it like a trophy.

"Wonderful, wish she used a happier expression. Speaking of which, none of the girls are responding." Asked a concerned Celestia as she checked her phone.

"Oh Rarity is taking a nap, AppleJack is hiding, Rainbow Dash has a tummy ache, Fluttershy is playing with her Hairy Puppies, Sunset Shimmer is treating a burn mark and Pinkie Pie disappeared." Explained Twilight.

"Well they will have to explain all this next time. Anyway let's head home and have that Chocolate Pinkie Pie as a dessert." Suggested Celestia.

"Okay thanks Mommy!" Chirped Twilight.

(Castle)

Having finished dinner, Celestia and Twilight each break off a piece of Pinkie Pie's face and start eating while watching CoComelon, "Bah Bah Black Sheep" to be specific.

"Ah ha ha ha! Silly sheep got paint on herself!"

"Hmmmm? That's odd, it doesn't taste like any chocolate I've ever had." Said Celestia.

Show is interrupted.

"We interrupt your CoComelon to bring you an emergency news broadcast. I am are standing outside a series of homes where the owners have been murdered." Said the announcer.

"Oh no!" Said Celestia.

The homes Twilight went to were covered in police caution tape, each surrounded by numerous cop cars, some ambulances with firetrucks and the sobbing families of the deceased.

Sweetie Belle is sobbing into Button Mash's shoulder as Rarity is put in a body bag.

A cleanup crew struggled to retrieve AppleJack's twisted remains, Applebloom cries "WHY?!" With Big Mac.

Scootaloo is traumatized seeing RainbowDash covered in her own blood.

Numerous Fluttershy fanboys/fangirls struggle to retrieve her corpse from the wolves.

Sunset's bewildered parents mourn their daughter's loss, the father even roaring, to wherever the potential killer was, I'LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR! LIKE ONE OF THOSE LION DOOR KNOCKERS RICH FOLK GOT! THAT WILL BE YOUR BALLS!" He sounded like Patrick Starr from Spongebob.

And Pinkie Pie's sister has a mental breakdown asking the cops if they have seen her sister.

"This just in, camera footage has picked up the killer as none other than Twilight Sparkle." Said the announcer as hidden cameras picked up Twilight inadvertently killing her friends.

Celestia couldn't process what she was seeing. Aside from the fact she ate part of Pinkie Pie, Twilight killed her friends. Now while Twilight had a temper, she wasn't a psychopath.

"Hey Mommy look I'm on TV! Mommy, what's wrong?" Asked Twilight.

"If you have any information about this individual contact local authorities, do not engage yourself." Said the announcer.

People on the TV were forming an angry mob.

"Mommy?" Twilight asked again all concerned.

"Nothing baby, look." She grabs herself and Twilight some travel bags. "Pack up, come with Mommy and lay low as I contact our lawyers….."

"FBI OPEN UP!" Demanded a S.W.A.T officer as he and his team breached the front door, armed with MP5s, assault rifles, riot shields, shotguns and tasers.

"Oh Noes!" Said Celestia

"Mommy is trick or treating starting early?!" Asked a scared Twilight.

"GET THE FUCK DOWN!" Said a SWAT member.

"ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" Said Another.

"Uh Sorry Mister Trick or Treater! This is all the candy we have!" Twilight hands him the chocolate Pinkie Pie face.

"You gender bent Hannibal Lector fuck." Said the disturbed Agent as he arrested Twilight and Celestia.

A/N: With her friends dead, how will Celestia and Twilight defend themselves in court? Tune in for chapter 7.