FAT
"Colonel!" LeBeau cried, horrified. "It is not nice to call a lady fat!"
"She's a dog, LeBeau."
"Also rude!"
Hogan threw his eyes up and groaned. "LeBeau…"
"Something must be wrong with her!" LeBeau continued anxiously.
"She's fine, you just need to stop feeding her all the time."
"Never! I adore her and she deserves nothing but the best!"
"Fine, then accept you're making her fat and stop worrying."
But he worried anyway, especially when she started acting strangely.
No one knew how Oskar had missed it, but two weeks later, LeBeau was cuddling a puppy from Heidi's surprise litter.