Chapter 4 RAGE YOU DAMN NERD/ Deku vs. Kacchan

[BEFORE THE CHAPTER STARTS]

JANGO: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS IMPRESS DEKU!

DEKU: hehe thank you jango…now then let's do the intro!

{during the intro Jango jumps up on top of tsuyu and thousands of blades at a wall}

Jango: sooo this is all green screen?

Bakugou: unfortunately, yes, a lot of civilians would find it weird if we just jumped up and fired attacks at a random wall

Gabby: wait why does everyone else get an epic pose shot at the beginning and not me and jango?

Jioru: because you two aren't canon

Gabby: what does that mean!

Deku: ON WITH THE CHAPTER OH ALSO THIS IS COMBINING TWO CHAPTERS! That sort of thing will happen a lot or entire arcs will be skipped so that way it doesn't interfere with the canon timeline to much so its not just a normal self-insert fanfic

Everyone was in complete awe of Deku's Qurik.

The yellow haired boy laughed and said, "he threw it over 700 meters!"

Ochako smiled and said, "Nice, he's finally showing us his true power"

Iida put his hand to his mouth and said, " but his finger appears to be broken now, just like in the exam. This quirk is very odd"

I had to agree with Iida on that Deku was still learning…and was possibly going to be sent home.

Suddenly Bakugou yelled out, "Hey, Deku you bastard!" before charging at Midoriya in an attempt to kill him.

As soon as Bakugou made it to Midoriya he grabbed him and shouted, "where the hell did you get this power!"

Suddenly Mr Aizawa threw his scarf at Bakugou wrapping him.

Bakugou growled and said, " why the hell is your damn scarf so strong?!"

Aizawa's eyes then went red as he shouted, " because it's a capture weapon, made out of carbon fiber and a special metal alloy"

I guess he was erasing Bakugou's quirk because the boy made no attempts at fighting him.

Aizawa then looked up at Bakugou and said, "stand down, it'd be wise to avoid making me use my Quirk so much, it gives me serious dry eye"

too bad. That power is amazing.

Suddenly Mic Chimed in again and said, " Class 1-A's homeroom teacher: shota Aizawa, he can erase the Quirk of anyone he looks at, but the effect ends when he blinks."

"sooo you gonna do this for everyone Mic?" I shouted.

Mic yelled, "Yep!".

Aizawa sighed and said, " you're wasting my time now, Whoever's next can step up."

Afterwards we just went through the other activities till we finally finished all of the tests.

Aizawa sighed and pulled out his found and said, "All Right time to give you your results. I've Ranked you all from best to worst, you should probably have a good idea of your standing already, I'll just pull up the whole list its not worth going over each individual's score".

I kept looking for my name till I found it at the second spot and with a smile I knew I secured my spot in the class, Deku on the other hand was dead last…which meant he would be sent home, poor kid he deserved better, oh well.

Aizawa then put his phone away and said, "And I was lying, no one's going home. That was just a rational deception to make sure you gave it your all in the tests"

God damn it Aizawa you caught us all off guard, however….it was a good idea to see what everyone was capable of so hats off to you.

Then some black-haired bitch smugly said," I'm surprised you didn't figure that out, I'm sorry I guess I probably should have said something".

Okay she is officially at the top of my kill list if I should ever turn villain or back to my mercenary ways.

The kid with weird elbows then looked at the red head and said, " that was pretty nerve-wracking, huh?"

The redhead then responded by smirking and saying, "Nah, I'm always down for a challenge"

Gabby walked up to me and said, "well I guess we'll both be staying, can't wait to see you in class tomorrow Jango, you seem like a fascinating guy"

I smirked and said, "you seem interesting as well"

Aizawa stretched his arms and said, " that's it we're done for the day pick up a syllabus in the classroom, Read it over before Tomorrow morning. Mina, escort Jango to his therapy with Sir Nighteye and Principal Nezu in the faculty room, if he tries to run just press the button on the remote I gave you and the drones will do the rest".

Everyone else snickered at me and Mina smiled and said, "you got it Mr Aizawa!".

[therapy scene]

After my therapy with Nezu and NightEye I rushed out not even bothering to say goodbye or thank you and ran to my car, only to find it gone!

"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" I shouted.

Midnight walked up next to me and said, "oh that was your car? I thought I saw Aizawa driving it…I thought it was strange I've never seen him drive before, hope that car wasn't expensive"

I looked at her and said, "that was a totally custom-made car, it was like the Aston martin from James bond level of custom! Where is Aizawa!"

Midnight tapped her chin and said, "I think I heard him say he was driving to Olympus, which is strange since that's in Greece"

He didn't mean mount Olympus, he knew where the dark legion fallout shelter was, which meant he knew more about the Dark Legion then he let on….I'll have to interrogate him when I get the chance, for now though I guess I was walking back.

With a defeated sigh I walked out of the parking garage and saw Midoriya walking alone, so I thought why not introduce myself.

"oi Midoriya, gotta sec?" I asked walking up to him.

Midoriya looked back and said, "oh you're that one kid who needed to go to therapy after class, Arkino right?"

I smirked and said, "just call me Jango, I want to have a word with you about your quirk, and your connection to All Might"

Midoriya panicked and said, "oh w-what do you mean, me and All Might Connected hahaha you have an overactive imagination on you, we just so happen to have a similar quirk nothing else, nothing weird about that!"

"save the bullshit I know about One For All and more importantly the fact All Might bestowed it on you" I said.

Midoriya panicked even more and said, "how did you find out"

I looked toward the sea and said, "that's classified for now, but what I will tell you is the reason im at UA and the reason most of the teachers look at me with disgust is because I was a part of a private military cooperation that made me to be the ultimate hero counter"

Midoriya looked a bit uneasy and said, "so you were sent here by that PMC?"

I shook my head, "no…they were terminated before I joined UA…it was All Might who forced me go to UA, said I would be wasting my potential if I didn't"

Midoriya looked at me and said, "so…do you want to actually be a hero?"

I took a deep breath in and said, "I'm not sure…my heart says to do what I desire but my brain is telling me to stick to the mission and kill every hero, so I'm torn"

Midoriya looked away and said, "well…the world can always use heroes who act as counters for rouge heroes, so whatever path you take you'll be needed in the world"

I smiled and looked at the street name, and realized our paths were about to change, "well young Midoriya this is where I bid you farewell, and just know your secret is safe with me"

Midoriya nodded and we went our separate ways. Once I got back I saw Aizawa parked in front of Olympus smoking on the hood of Dark Charon.

"damn it Aizawa get the fuck off my car!" I shouted pulling out my Walter P90 and pointing it at his head

Aizawa sighed and said, "I have no idea why they allowed you into this school…or any hero school for that matter, you don't belong here"

I stopped dead in my tracks, he was right about that I had no idea why I was at UA, was it because of my parents, honoring their memories to be a hero, or was it because I just didn't want to go to the Tartarus prison…no matter I made it so I belonged.

"heh your right about that however, you already let me pass the test so you have no choice, just like I have no choice but to attend UA, so would you kindly never try to take my fucking car again and just piss off" I growled.

Aizawa sighed and said, "your mother was my mentor…did she ever mention me?"

I sighed and said, "look dick bag I was 6 back then and no she never mentioned that…if I remember correctly her quirk was Alchemy….the ability to take anything and reshape it into another object, so I have no idea how she would mentor you".

Aizawa rolled his eyes and said, "All Might and I are the only two people who know who you truly are and I will say this, the only reason I even allowed you to pass or even past the front gate was because you're Hitomi's son…it warmed my heart to know you lived, but seeing you now I am sure she would be disgusted with the monster you've become, get some shut eye and next time"

Aizawa then threw me my keys and said, "make sure you lock your stuff up, I found this on your desk".

The next day was business as usual starting with an English class taught by Mic which I aced with ease, mainly due to the fact that when I was a legionnaire we were given all kinds of mental enhancements that gave our minds all the information necessary to blend in with society, including all known languages, and even math.

Mic groaned and said, "come on guys who said, "to be or not to be that is the question?"

I raised my hand and said, "technically the quote is To be or not to be Ay there be the point, and that was said by William Shakespeare"

Mic smirked and said, "correct!"

Later on, it was already time for lunch and Gabby was insisting we sit with Bakugou, Mina, The redhead Kirishima, the yellow haired guy whose name is Denki Kaminari and the freak with weird ass elbows Sero. Honestly, it seemed like gabby was insisting on sitting next to Bakugou, I think she may have a crush on him, that may prove advantageous should I need to take them all down.

"with a quirk like that I bet you'll get into all the great agencies Jango!" Sero smirked.

"I guess but for now I just want to focus on getting as much information as I can on every single hero before I make my response" I said while eating my ramen.

Kirishima smirked and said, "a truly manly response, a true man waits patiently before coming up with an answer and you sir are a true man"

I laughed and said, "of course I'm a true man I grew up in Sparta before moving to Japan"

Mina's eyes started to glow, "woooah so your not only a man but a true bred for combat hero! I've heard a lot of good heroes came out Greece"

Kaminari smirked and said, "like Poseidon Ultima, Boreas, Avenger Zues, Aries Ultima and the number one hero, The Immortal Dageshi and the mistress of darkness"

I shuttered a bit at the mention of Mom and Dad's names. What Aizawa said to me yesterday still bothered me, would they be proud of me…

Lunch rush walked over to us and said, "is everything good guys?"

I nodded my head and said, "this Ramen is by far the best, plus with the organic ingredients its also a lot healthier for me as well, good job 10/10 would have again"

I noticed Gabby trying to take the pork out of my ramen so I pulled out my Walter p90 and said, "don't"

Gabby let go and said, "no need to be hostile"

Mina melted my gun and said, "agreed just take a chill pill man, we aren't here to fight you or steal from you".

I sighed and said, "sorry…just don't steal my ramen"

Later on, in the afternoon it was finally time for Hero Basic Training. This was going to be a little bit hard for me since I was more capable at taking lives, not saving them….as long as it isn't rescue I'll be fine, I just have to make sure to calm myself because if what I learned about the side effects of the Quirk Blades is true…then I may experience intense hysteria or even go into a berserker rage if I don't keep my cool.

As I took my seat All Might rushed into the room and shouted, "I am here, coming through the door like a hero"

Suddenly I could hear fucking music as if a fanfare was playing.

"where the fuck is that music coming from" I muttered.

Kaminari smiled and said, "I can't believe it's really All Might!"

Kirishima pumped his fist in the air and said, "So He is a teacher! This year is gonna be totally awesome!"

The weird girl with green hair then said, "hey look, is he wearing his Silver Age costume?"

The man with the tail then said, "I'm Getting goose-bumps, it's so retro"

Reminded me of Stars And Stripes…the American number 1…I fucking hated her and if I'm not mistaken she still has the scar across his breasts from when I clawed her. I need to visit her and see if she still has it one day.

All Might smiled and said, "welcome to the most important class at UA High, think of it as "hero-ing 101", here you will learn the basics of being a pro, and what it means to fight in the name of good"

Or in my case in the name of profit. Hero-ing is all good but being good doesn't pay the electric bills or puts food on the table.

All Might then flexed and said, "lets get into it, today's lesson will pull no punches!"

Close quarters combat training, my bread and butter.

All Might smirked and said, "But one of the keys of being a hero is…looking good, these were designed for you based on your quirk registration forms and the requests you sent in before school started!"

Suddenly panels on the side of the classroom opened up to reveal briefcases labeled 1-21. I guess mine wasn't in there mainly because I had Tartarus but surprisingly All Might went up to me and handed me a special briefcase and said, "this contains a few upgrades I picked out, including an attachment to your helmet, based on Spartan helmet designs"

I opened it to see there was not only a spartan helmet with a plum but also small bucklers as well as pouches I can mount to my sides.

"impressive" I smirked.

All Might pointed to the pouches and said, "those pouches contain various metals and minerals you can use with your quirk, I also packed in a rod of pure tungsten and Damascus steel to give your weapons some much needed oomf, hopefully they come in handy, also you are permitted to use Tartarus, as much of these gears were designed by me based on the design of Tartarus"

I smirked and said, "thank you"

All Might smiled and said, "get yourselves suited up, and then meet me at Training ground Beta!"

As soon as All Might left I slammed Tartarus on my back and shouted, "initiate armor construction!"

On command Tartarus deployed over my body and all my weapons appeared on me. I then looked at the helmet and said "Tartarus, I'm gonna add a few new attachments, configure them into the standards of the armor and run scans on them to see what needs to be improved"

"affirmative 9292" Tartarus growled.

As I attached the helmet I realized All Might really did make this specifically for me, as it fitted perfectly over my helmet and even integrated perfectly into the systems, even the bucklers were an easy configuration all I hade to do was attach them over the blades and with a flick of my wrist they stored away easily, the pouches hooked on with ease and Tartarus even added it to the HUD which materials I had available.

Sero walked up to me and said, "woooah that makes three people in full armor!"

I looked at him and said, "three people?"

Kirishima walked up and said, "yeah Iida and Ayoama both where armors, although they have more knight like additions where as you just look like a deadly Greek assassin"

I laughed and said, "I prefer the term Legionnaire thank you very much"

Mina whistled at me and said, "digging the big katana on the back, did you name it?"

I nodded and said, "Miyabi Yamato, the blade that kills gods".

The man with the bird head clenched his fist and said, "such a dark name, I can feel the darkness flowing through it like a moonless night demon"

"calm down sir edge lord" I joked.

Mina smirked and said, "I'm curious" before shooting acid at me.

It just dripped harmlessly off.

"hehe that's truly awesome!" Midoriya joined in staring at my armor.

Bakugou growled and said, "its not bad but I can't wait to see how it fairs in combat!"

I smirked at him and said, "oh trust me Tartarus is more than a match for you".

Soon we were walking into Training ground Beta where All Might met us and said, "they say clothes make the hero young ladies and gentlemen, and behold, you are the proof!"

As we entered the sun I could feel the badass energy we were radiating as All Might shouted, "Take this to heart, from now on you are all…Heroes in training!"

I looked around at my fellow trainees and couldn't help but feel nostalgia, the last time I was in a class, it was with the other candidates in the legion training…but they were all killed, this felt like a second chance, a chance at a little bit of normalcy, I wouldn't let this fleeting moment die.

All Might smirked and said, "This is getting me all revved up, you look so cool, now shall we get started you buncha newbies!".

I then noticed the purple haired kid staring at Uraraka's legs and decided to bully the half pint again for being a perv, so I threw a dagger at his foot pinning him to the floor.

"oi diestramménoi prépei na meínoun makriá apó tous athóous" I growled.

Oh, great this bastard pushed me to scolding in Greek, fucking perfect.

Gabby walked up to me and I whistled at her, her hero costume wasn't all that flash it was just a silver crown around her head, a purple overcoat on top of a black corset as well as black leggings, as well as black eyeliner and purple and silver eye shadow.

Gabby looked at me and said, "like the look?"

I smirked and said, "hell yeah it suits you"

Gabby smiled and said, "hehe thanks I was inspired by scarlet witch's look, so what were you saying to Mineta?"

"oh, you mean the perv? I just told him the perverts must stay away from the innocent" I smiled.

Gabby smiled and said, "amen to that, I noticed you added a few things, I'm digging the spartan helmet"

I nodded and said, "thank you".

All Might smirked and said, "now that your ready its time for combat training"

Iida walked up and I could already tell he got his suit custom made by his family, hell I almost pulled out a dagger and cut him up because he reminded me to much of ingenium.

Raising his had Iida said, "Sir, this is the fake city from our entrance exam, does that mean we'll be conducting urban battles again?"

All Might held up two fingers and said, "not quite, I'm gonna move you two steps ahead, most villain fights you see on the news take place outside however, statistically speaking, Run-ins with the dastardliest evildoers take place indoors"

He wasn't wrong on that.

All Might continue, "Think about it. Backroom deals, Home Invasions, secret underground lairs".

I felt like that one was targeted at me and the Dark Legion.

All Might smirked and said, "truly intelligent criminals stay hidden in the shadows, for this training exercise you'll be split into teams of good guys and bad guys and fight two on two indoor battles"

I then raised my hand and said, "oi wait a moment there's not enough of us to do two on two"

All Might said, "very well, in your case it will be a one vs two, gabby, you'll be Jango's opponent, pick whoever you want to be your partner"

Gabby grinned and hugged Bakugou's arm and said, "dibs!"

Bakugou looked confused and said, "so I'll be fighting twice, im okay with this!" before looking at me with a death glare.

The girl with green hair looked curiously at All Might and said, "isn't this a little advanced?"

All Might clenched his fist and said, "the best training is what you get on the battlefield, but remember you can't just punch a robot this time you're dealing with actual people now!"

The same black-haired bitch from before chimed in and said, "sir will you be the one deciding who wins?"

Bakugou then said, "how much can we hurt the other team?"

Damn blonde bastard stole my question

Uraraka then shouted, "do we need to worry about the losers getting expelled like earlier"

Iida chimed in as well saying, "will you be splitting us up based on chance or comparative skill?"

All Might growled and said, "I wasn't finished talking"

All Might then pulled out a booklet and said, "listen up here's the situation, the villains have hidden a nuclear missile somewhere in their hideout, the heroes must try to foil their plans, to do that the good guys either have to catch the evildoers or recover the weapon likewise the bad guys succeed if they protect their payload or capture the heroes"

All Might then pulled out a yellow box with the word Lots on it and shouted, "Times limited so the rest of you will choose teams by drawing lots!"

I then muttered "Tartarus start running all possible scenarios in my head".

Ignoring the rest of the gangs rambling I started to go over a secure plan in my head.

All Might then said that team A, Deku and Ochako would be the heroes and Team D bakugou and Iida would be the villains before also telling everyone to head to the monitoring room.

I was at an advantage because when my fight with Gabby and Bakugou happens, Bakugou will only be fighting at half his full power, or even less which means I'll have the advantage. I just have to watch his fight.

I made it a personal mission to watch and focus on only Bakugou since he'll be an unknown variable during my fight. Shame we weren't able to hear them because it sounds like Bakugou and Iida were planning something.

When all of a sudden Bakugou rushed off to where Deku and Ochako entered. I was in awe of Bakugou's hatred watching him try to fire a shot at Midoriya. Thankfully the two of them dodged it.

Here we go the fight I was hoping to see. Bakugou's rage was something impressive, yet Deku's judo throw on Bakugou was something to truly commend him on, since it did disorientate Bakugou.

I could honestly feel the rage coming off of Bakugou, meanwhile Ochako ran off.

Bakugou then tried to go in for a kick when all of a sudden Deku tried to wrap tape around his leg.

Deku was surprisingly good at surviving I wonder how well of a fighter he truly is. Deku then started to flee away from the battle, disorienting Bakugou in the hallways and making him angrier. The thing I noticed, Iida and bakugou aren't working together….making it hard for Deku to join Ochako against Iida. This should be a rough fight.

I was so focused on studying the fight and figuring out a solution for my own fight when all of a sudden I noticed a pin come out of Bakugou's gauntlets.

Tartarus then started flashing warning signed, "high explosive yield detected"

No way, the sweat! If I studied his quirk correctly his sweat is the key to his quirk, which means he's basically storing up the sweat in those gauntlets!

All Might then shouted, "Young Bakugou, don't do it! You'll kill him!"

Finally, the explosion shot out of his gauntlet and blew a huge hole inside the building.

"Tartarus…can you configure the armor lock up and plating to withstand the full explosive yield" I muttered nervously.

Tartarus then said, "affirmative, rearranging and adding more nano particle plating to withstand a close-range nuclear explosion".

I then looked to see how Ochako was doing against Iida. It seems Iida was really taking the role of a villain to heart.

I went back into my own little world thinking up a game plan against those blasts in particular.

Suddenly I blown out my world when I watched Deku use his power to send a huge blast upwards, while blocking Bakugou's blast.

Clever bastard he was just using the momentum from Bakuogu's attack just to give Ochako stuff to throw at Iida!

I smirked and watched Ochako rush over and grab the weapon winning them the round, at the cost of Deku's arm.