Believe it or not, but the fact that he was dating Trixie made Timmy's life better even at school, since he used to suffer with the school bully Francis, that gray kid liked to beat younger kids to steal lunch money or just for 'fun' anyway, and Timmy was his favorite target, but that changed after Timmy and Trixie started dating, because despite the fact that she wasn't popular anymore she was still the daughter of the wealthiest family in town, so Francis never messed with Timmy again, until one day when Trixie didn't go to school.
Francis (holding Timmy upside down and shaking him): Now that your rich girlfriend isn't here to defend you give me your lunch money Turner.
Timmy (after seeing that the whole class was watching the scene): Can this humiliation get any worse?
Tootie (appearing at that moment): Leave Timmy Turner, my one true love alone, you big gray bully!
When she says that, everyone starts laughing at him.
Timmy: Tootie, I've told you a trillion times that I have a girlfriend.
Timmy's Dad (driving nearby): Oh Timmy's school, nothing gives me more pleasure than seeing my son at a glance grow into the confident young man I know he will be.
He passes by the school and sees Francis holding Timmy.
Timmy's Dad: SUFFERING STAPLERS!
Francis: First your girlfriend, now are you going to let that other little girl fight your battles for you Turner?
Timmy: Only if she wins.
Timmy's Dad (arriving just then): Leave my son alone you big gray bully.
Francis: Look! your daddy is here to fight for you too.
Timmy's Dad: I can't fight you animal boy, because you're a child, a big horrifying child (Francis then eats a fly) and children no matter how horrifying they are should be treated tenderly (after saying that he trows Timmy away) but I can give you a good scolding and take my son's money back.
Timmy is thrown away and the fairies appear near him.
Wanda: Are you okay Timmy?
Timmy: No, is there anything worse than seeing your dad fight your battles for you?
At that moment Timmy's dad is thrown away and hits his head on a tree.
Cosmo: Yeah, seeing your dad lose your battles for you.
Timmy's Dad: Give me your lunch money, that horrifying gray kid took mine.
Timmy gives him 5 bucks and he goes back to fight Francis, but soon he's thrown away again.
Timmy's Dad: And he took my car, looks like I have to perfect my scolding skills. (he says going back to Francis)
Wanda: Your dad better give up before he loses something else.
Timmy: What's left to take?
That afternoon Timmy and his family are kicked out of their house.
Francis (showing the house deed): Thanks for the house losers.
Timmy's mom glares at Timmy's dad.
Tootie: Timmy, I couldn't help overhearing your dilemma, you can always stay with me.
Trixie (arriving at that moment): Stop right there girl, they'll stay with me.
Timmy's Mom: Thanks Trixie, but are you sure it's okay? we don't want to bother you.
Trixie: No problem, my mom's been working all week so it's just me and my dad, you can stay as long as you need to but don't worry, I just need to make a few calls and you'll have your house back in no time.
Timmy: No Trixie, let me handle this myself.
Trixie: Uh, okay Timmy.
Later Timmy and his family were at Trixie's house, he was in a room talking to Trixie.
Trixie: What are you doing Timmy?
Timmy: If I want to get my family stuff back I have to learn how to fight, so I asked your dad if I could use this room and he agreed.
Trixie: Oh I get it, can I help you train?
Timmy: Of course, I'm going to need help, I asked my dad, but he knows as much about fighting as I do, but at least he gave me this. (he says showing her a book)
Trixie (on seeing the book): Stupid Dad's guide to teaching his weak and defenseless son Kung Fu... well it's all we have, let's go then.
They start training.
Timmy: So what does it say?
Trixie: Let me see, rule number 1, Kung Fu should only be used for defense, never for revenge.
Timmy: The heck with that, I'm going to kick him like this (he trips over his belt) and take my dignity back... affter a lot of work of course.
Some time later.
Trixie: Rule number 2, try to predict your opponent's attacks.
Wanda: We can help you with that.
The fairies raise their wands and poof in bunch of moving sandbags.
Trixie: Perfect, now Timmy, try to dodge those sandbags and fight back at the right time.
Timmy: Piece of cake.
He tries to hit the sandbags, but ends up missing all of them, until he suddenly manages to hit one.
Timmy: I did it! I really did it! (as he cheers he gets hit by another sandbag) let me guess, rule number 3 never let your guard down.
Some time later.
Trixie: Rule number 4, if you can't win with your strength, think of another way.
The fairies poof in a giant robot that tries to attack Timmy, he tries to attack the robot head on but he can't, suddenly he sees that the robot is plugged into a socket, he then runs to the socket and turns off the robot knocking him down.
Some time later.
Trixie: And finally rule number 5, use all your senses, not just your eyes.
Timmy: What does that mean?
The fairies put a blindfold on him while Trixie shoots volleyballs at him.
Trixie: You have to dodge the balls.
He tries to dodge but is hit by several balls.
Timmy: I had an idea.
He heard the sound of balls being thrown and managed to dodge some of them, but then he was hit by one in surprise.
Timmy: Ouch, that hurts.
Trixie: Don't give up Timmy, you're much better now than when we started.
Timmy: That book my dad gave me wasn't so bad after all, even then, if we continue like this it will take a long time for me to defeat Francis, I need to think about something else... I know Cosmo I wish you were my belt with Kung Fu super physical powers and Wanda, I wish you were my headband of super Kung Fu knowledge.
The fairies grant the wish and Timmy performs the same workouts, this time perfectly.
Timmy: Cool! I have super Kung Fu powers, now I'm ready to teach Francis a lesson about not hitting kids and not taking their homes.
He goes to his former house, knocks on the door and Francis answers.
Francis: Turner, is it beating time already?
Timmy: I want my family stuff back Francis, so get ready, tomorrow we'll fight for it.
Francis: And what do I get if I win? I already have your house, your car and your dignity, what is left to take?
Tootie (appearing at that moment): Nothing, but his goldfishes.
At this moment Timmy got scared.
Francis: What's the matter Turner? Afraid of losing your fishes?
Tootie: No he's not, he's not afraid of anything, he'll fight you tomorrow at 8 O' clock.
Timmy: Yeah, what she said.
Francis: Cool, when they're mine I'll eat them, then kill them.
They then return to Trixie's house.
Trixie: How was it Timmy?
Timmy: Great, I'll fight him tomorrow at 8 O' clock.
Trixie: Good luck, I'll be there cheering you on.
Timmy: Thanks Trixie, but I don't need luck, with magic on my side Francis won't even know what hit him.
Wanda: Timmy, as your Kung Fu knowledge headband I have to warn you that...
Timmy (interrupting Wanda): Leave it for tomorrow, I have to sleep now to be ready to kick Francis' gray butt.
The next day Timmy arrives at the fight local and soon after Francis appears as well.
Francis (sarcastically): Ooh super scary pink headband, what do you think of my outfits?
He rips his clothes off revealing a red and black kimono with a skull and chain belt.
Timmy: A chain belt? do you study karate?
Francis: I teach it... can we hurry this? I have 2 beatings, 3 buldgeonings and an intimidation this morning and I don't want to be late for lunch, I'm having fish.
Timmy: You took my home, you took my dignity, now I'm taking MY REVENGE.
Timmy Vs. Francis:
Timmy jumps towards Francis to attack him, but ends up being grabbed and thrown into a tree.
Trixie: It can't be, he should have gotten it with the fairies' magic... I mean with all the training we did yesterday.
Timmy (going behind the tree): Can you give me a minute?
Timmy (speaking to the fairies): What happened?
Wanda: We're having a little issue with the Rules.
Timmy: Let me see.
The fairies poofs in the Kung Fu book.
Timmy: That's not Da Rules, it's my dad's stupid Kung Fu book.
Wanda: Yes, it's the rules of Kung Fu and rule number 1 says that Kung Fu must be used for defense, never for revenge.
Timmy: So I can't fight and Francis will take you guys too?
Cosmo: Actually, he's going to win us fair and square, by beating the poop out of you.
At this moment Francis breaks the tree and throws Timmy into the basketball hoop.
Timmy's Mom: Timmy, no!
Timmy's Dad: He'll eat you and then kill you.
Timmy: Do you really think I can't do it?
Trixie: You can do it Timmy, I believe you.
At that moment Francis grabs her.
Francis: You want to fight Turner's battles for him? fine, that means you'll get the next punch.
Timmy: Would you hit a girl?
Francis: It's in my blood.
Timmy: Well, just for you to know she's my girlfriend and I love her and I WON'T LET YOU HURT HER.
He jumps towards Francis, grabs him by the hand, slams him to the ground and grabs Trixie.
Timmy: Hey, my powers are working again.
Wanda: That's because you're fighting to defend Trixie, not to hurt Francis.
Cosmo: Yay! there is always a way out.
Francis (on the phone): Hello, it's Francis, tell the kid behind the dumpster I'll have to reschedule (he hangs up then eats the phone) let's do this.
Timmy then starts to tease Francis, calling him to fight, Francis tries to attack Timmy but he dodges and makes his opponent get stuck on the jungle gym, Francis manages to free himself and tries to attack Timmy, but with no avail because he dodges every attack, Timmy then tries to hit Francis with an air kick, but Francis manages to grab him and throw him away, but Timmy lands on his feet and doesn't even get hurt.
Timmy's Dad: He's been training, it's like he's fighting for my car.
Trixie: It's like he's fighting for our love.
Timmy's Mom: It's like he's fighting for me to live the way I'm used to.
Francis tries to hit Timmy with a ball (the ones that get stuck on a pole, I don't know what the name of that thing is), but Timmy manages to dodge and jump on top of the ball that was still moving around the pole.
Timmy: You forgot the first rule of Kung Timmy Francis, what goes around, comes around.
The ball was about to hit Francis, but suddenly...
Francis: Oh no, not today.
He manages to stop the ball and pulls Timmy's belt and headband.
Timmy: Oh no!
Francis: So those things are the source of your power Turner? That's weird, but it doesn't matter, now I can take you down and then I'm going to fry those fishes right in front of you.
Trixie: Don't give up Timmy, remember our training.
Timmy: That's it, I know what to do.
He starts to memorize Francis' attacks, suddenly he almost gets hit, but manages to dodge and kick his opponent in the chest, which left him stunned for a while.
Francis: It was just a lucky move, enjoy it because you won't be able to do it again.
He grabs Timmy and throws him to the ground, Timmy seems unconscious, then Francis starts cheering when Timmy gets up and trips him.
Timmy: You shouldn't have left your guard down.
Francis: Fine, no more mr. nice guy. (he throws a bucket of paint at Timmy which makes him unable to see)
Timmy: Hey, that's cheating.
Francis: I know, cool isn't it?
He tries to punch Timmy, but he manages to dodge because he heard the sound of his opponent, so Francis runs towards him to hit him but Timmy dodges making Francis hit his head on a tree and this tree had a loose branch, which fell on Francis' head, knocking him out.
Trixie: Timmy!
Timmy's Mom: My house!
Timmy's Dad: My car!
Tootie: My hero!
She runs to kiss Timmy but Trixie stops her.
Trixie: Word of advice Tootie, I trained him.
Tootie walks away slowly, later that day Francis was in a wheelchair with bandages all over his body, cleaning up graffiti at Timmy's house that said 'FRANCIS RULES'.
Timmy's Dad: That's right animal boy, I want all this graffiti out of my walls, don't make me get Timmy out here.
Hearing this, Francis makes a scared face and starts cleaning up much faster.
Timmy's Dad: Neat! I can use my son as a threat.
Timmy's Mom: Don't forget to take out the trash, honey.
Timmy's Dad: Oh, why do I have to take out the trash?
Timmy's Mom: Don't make me get Timmy out here.
Timmy's Dad (looking scared): Trash, I'm on it.
Later Timmy was at his room with Trixie and the fairies and he looked sad.
Trixie: What's the matter Timmy?
Cosmo: Yeah, you got your stuff back and you're back at your house.
Wanda: You should be happy.
Timmy: That's not it guys, it's just that all of this started because I can't fight my own battles and even though I beat Francis I only did it because you three helped me.
Trixie: So what? everyone has something that gives them an edge.
Cosmo: Yeah, Francis has that pumped body, premature puberty and genetic cruelty, and you have us.
Wanda: And it's how you use your advantage that matters and you used us for good.
Trixie: Plus you didn't use magic that moment at the end, that was you alone and never forget it Timmy, you don't have to carry all the responsibility by yourself, we'll always be here for you.
Timmy: You always know how to make me feel better, thank you Trixie, I love you.
They kiss.
Timmy (to the fairies): I love you too.
He jumps up to give them a hug, but at this moment Cosmo throws him away.
Cosmo: Wha? Did you see how he came at me? he asked for it... well at least he landed on his mom.
Trixie: I didn't see that coming.
Timmy: Me neither, he took a Timmy x Tootie episode and turned it into a Timmy x Trixie episode.
Writer: I hope you enjoyed it, there are some other episodes I plan to rewrite in that same style, do you want to know which ones? well wait for the next chapters.
Timmy: What do you think will happen?
Wanda: Read and find out.
Cosmo: CONTINUES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
