One day Timmy was in his room sleeping when his fairies called him.
Cosmo and Wanda: Timmy, Timmy.
Seeing that he wasn't going to wake up Cosmo had an idea, he poofed a bunch of speakers around Timmy's bed and then played a guitar, which sent the boy flying out of bed and hitting the wall.
Wanda: We have great news Timmy.
Timmy: there's no encore?
Wanda: No, we've finally been invited to Cupid's party.
Timmy: And I care about that why?
Wanda: Timmy, Cupid's parties are legendary in Fairy World, everybody who is anybody gets invited.
Cosmo: Yeah, but it looks like somebody who is anybody said no because we were invited, come on.
They poof to Cupid's house.
Timmy: Okay, I can see this is going to be a long day.
Trixie: Hi Timmy.
Timmy: Trixie, were you invited too?
Trixie: Yeah, Blonda was so excited when she got invited that she even woke me up.
Timmy: Those two woke me up too, but I'm glad you're here, this day just got a lot better.
Cupid: Ladies, gentlemen and godchildren, welcome, this year my party is a magical and mysterious scavenger hunt through space and time, you will have to find the items and put them here in this magical bags and then bring them here for them to be counted, the godparent and godchild who brings me the most items on this list will get 30 seconds of rule free wishes.
Timmy (reading the list): The biggest egg ever laid, container 07-9-B, ha with you by my side this is going to be a snap, we're the best team.
Trixie: Fat chance! Timmy our love doesn't change, but for sure Blonda and I are the best team.
?: Or maybe none of you are.
They look back and see Remy Buxaplenty and his godparent Juandissimo.
Timmy: Remy Buxaplenty, were you invited too?
Trixie: So this is that rich boy who tried several times to separate you and your fairies you told me Timmy?
Timmy: Yes, it's him.
Remy: Hi Turner, I know we had our differences, but I want to wish you the best of luck.
Timmy: Thanks Remy.
Remy: For the rest of your LOSER life, because after I win, I'm going to use my rule-free wishes to take your fairy godparents away from you.
Trixie: Hey, nobody calls my boyfriend a loser in front of me.
Remy: Oh, you're there too Trixie Tang, why don't you dump that bucktooth boy and go out with a richer, better looking guy like me?
Trixie: First of all my family is already the wealthiest in Dimmsdale so I don't care about your money, second I would never date a boy like you and third you can forget about taking the fairies away from Timmy because the five of us are going to win.
Remy: Are you so confident? how about we make a little bet Turner? if I win, I'll take your fairies and your girlfriend from you.
Timmy: Don't waste your bad breath Remy.
Trixie: Timmy is right, he would never accept a ridiculous bet like that.
Remy: What's the problem Trixie? are you scared?
Trixie (getting annoyed): What did you say?
Remy starts cackling like a chicken.
Trixie: HE ACCEPTS AND WHEN WE WIN YOU WILL STOP BOTHERING US FOREVER.
Remy: Deal.
Timmy (sigh): All right, let's do this.
They shook hands, meanwhile the fairies were talking not far away.
Cosmo: You'll see man, you and Remy will never hunt more treasure than me, Wanda, Blonda, Trixie and Timmy.
Juandissimo: You are so confident, how about we make a little bet for the beautiful hand of your beautiful wife?
Cosmo: No way, I would never risk Wanda's love on something as worthless as a bet.
Juandissimo: And this shiny nickle?
Cosmo: So shiny, so worth 5 cents... YOU'RE ON.
Cupid: Get ready, get set, GO!
Remy: I wish the other competitors were asleep.
Juandissimo raises his wand and puts the other competitors to sleep, except for Timmy and Trixie who were protected by anti-magic bubbles.
Timmy: Hey man, good thing my girlfriend reminded me to wish for anti-magic bubbles, now to the scavenger hunt.
They go through a portal and appear in the dinosaur age.
Timmy: We are in the dinosaur age.
Trixie: Well, the first item on the list is the biggest egg ever laid, so it's no surprise that it's a dinosaur egg.
They see huge eggs.
Timmy: That was too easy.
Timmy takes the egg and puts it in their magic bag, suddenly a dinosaur attacks them.
Trixie: I WISH WE'RE OUT OF HERE!
Blonda raises her wand and they disappear and go looking for the next item on the list, then they reappear on the moon.
Timmy: The next item is container 07-9-B from Apollo 15 mission to the Moon.
Trixie: How did you know that?
Timmy: I copied it from AJ's test once, it was the only question I got right.
He then starts jumping across the moon and finds the item.
Timmy: Zero gravity rocks (he picks up the item) take that Remy Buxaplenty.
Remy (arriving in a jetpack): Don't mind if I do.
Trixie: Hey, this is cheating.
He doesn't say anything and poofs away.
Timmy: We don't have time for this, the next item is the biggest banana in the world, come on.
They disappear and reappear in a city with a giant monkey holding a huge banana.
Wanda: Now what? how are we going to take the banana away from?
Remy (flying on Juandissimo who was disguised as an airplane): Don't worry your silly little soon to be fairyless head, about that, this looks like a job for the magic of money.
He says opening the door for a woman.
Woman: I don't know what kind of girl you think I am, but I don't go around with just any monkey.
He shows her a check.
Woman: But from what I see it's not just any monkey, okay, I'll distract him.
Trixie: Wait a minute! whatever he's paying you I'll pay you double to get away from that monkey.
Woman (to Remy): Sorry buddy, but that's life.
She gets off Remy's plane and Trixie pays her.
Remy: DARN IT! (they disappear)
Blonda: Alright, we got rid of them, now how are we going to get the banana?
Timmy: Easy, I wish an Italian plumber and a hammer.
Cosmo and Wanda grant Timmy's wish.
Plumber: Sorry kids, but I don't deal with monkeys anymore, my business is now giant fire-breathing turtles.
Trixie: We'll give you lots of spaghetti.
Plumber: Back off, I'll show that monkey who's boss.
He takes the hammer and starts jumping from building to building until he reaches the monkey and hits him with the hammer, which makes him drop the banana.
Timmy: Thanks, here's your spaghetti.
The fairies poof lots of spaghetti and give it to the plumber.
Plumber: Thanks, you're very good, see you next time.
He goes away trough a pipe.
Trixie: Okay, I'm sure I've seen this before, but never mind, it's 2 to 1 for us, now to 15th century Ireland.
Timmy: Yeah and remember: leprechauns hate to lose their pots of gold.
Some time later:
Leprechaun: There you go, a pot of Irish gold.
Blonda: That was an easy one.
Leprechaun: It's the least I can do for poor Cosmo, sorry to hear about you two.
Wanda: What are you talking about?
Leprechaun (as he spoke Cosmo tried to stop him): Didn't you know? well, it says here that Cosmo was tense for betting his wife for 5 cents, if she knows she'll be mad, if she goes he'll be sad, I'm betting the pain is intense.
The Leprechaun poofs away.
Wanda: YOU BET ME FOR A NICKLE?
Cosmo: It was a shiny nickle.
Trixie (seeing that Wanda was about to attack Cosmo): We don't have time for this, we have to go to 18th century France.
They go to France, but when they arrive Remy had already taken the item which was a Danish.
Timmy: Okay, it's three to two for us, if he gets the next one he'll only be able to tie the score.
Trixie: But he can try to cheat.
Blonda: You're right, we better be prepared.
Timmy: Never mind that, let's just take the last item and win this game, to ancient Peru!
They get there but only find Remy's limo.
Trixie: Look Timmy, Remy and his limo are already here.
Timmy: Come on, we have to find the Great Treasure of the Peruvian Pyramid.
They enter the pyramid and see Remy looking at some gems.
Remy: Which one is the Great Treasure of the Peruvian Pyramid?
Juandissimo: It could be any one of them, so let's take them all.
Trixie: I don't think so.
Remy: What do you mean Trixie?
Trixie: In every movie with ancient treasures and pyramids, whenever someone steals a treasure a bunch of traps go off, which means the real treasure is THAT.
She picks up something and a bunch of traps go off.
Timmy: Oh no, traps! I wish we're back at Cupid's house.
Trixie: Wait Timmy, you forgot the...
Before she finishes the sentence they are sent back to Cupid's house.
Remy: Hey, what's this?... it's the bag with Turner's items, that idiot must have dropped it, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to cheat, I'm going to take Turner's items and I'm going to say they're mine, say goodbye to your fairies Turner.
He takes all of Timmy's items and goes back to Cupid's house.
Cupid: All right, all competitors are back, now let's count the items, first you Remy Buxaplenty.
Remy: I have the dinosaur egg, container 07-9-B, the banana, the pot of gold, the Danish and the Great Treasure of the Peruvian Pyramid, which is all the items on the list, so I won, I accept my rule-free wishes now.
Cupid (after reviewing the items): Sorry, but you won't get any rule-free wish young man, because four of those items ARE FAKE.
Remy: What?
Cupid: Nobody makes a fool out of Cupid, Remy Buxaplenty is disqualified.
Timmy (taking off his hat and revealing the bag was under it): They're right here.
Trixie: We figured you'd try to cheat like you did to get container 07-9-B, so we came up with this plan.
Cupid: Hmmm, Turner and Tang, you got the dinosaur egg, the banana, the pot of gold and the Great Treasure of the Peruvian Pyramid. (he reveals that the treasure was coffee beans) as you did this as a pair each one of you got two items.
Timmy: So who won?
Cupid: I did and in this pot of gold... (he opens it and shows it's potatoes)
Trixie: Potatoes?
Cupid: To make hash browns, I'm going to make the best hash browns, dinosaur omelet, banana cafe and astro-orange drink ever and you Timmy and Trixie, you got your rule-free wishes.
Timmy: Remy, you were very, very bad and we should do to you what you wanted to do to me, but don't worry, we're not going to take your godparent away from you.
Remy: Thanks.
Trixie: But we can't say the same about your family's fortune.
Remy: WHAT?
Timmy: Yeah, you think you're better than everyone else just because you have a lot of money so we'll take that away from you.
Timmy and Trixie: We wish Remy Buxaplenty's family was poor.
The three fairies grant the wish.
Remy: One day I'll get revenge on...
Trixie: No, no, no, remember our bet, you said if you lost you would never bother us again.
Remy: On second thought, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to go up against both of them at the same time.
Remy returns home, but since his family was no longer rich he had to move to the trailer park and live next to Chester.
Timmy: Wait a second, was this a scavenger hunt or we just did your grocery shopping Cupid?
Cupid: Well, a bit of both, but it's more shopping, you didn't expect me to shop did you? fool.
Timmy and Trixie look at each other and then at the three fairies who raise their wands and poof in all the dangers they faced in that scavenger hunt.
Timmy and Trixie: GET HIM!
Cupid (running away): Good thing I'm wearing a diaper... I'LL NEVER INVITE YOU AGAIN!
Cosmo: If we won, then we didn't lose, wich means I'm not in trouble.
Wanda: I'll answer with a verse, two fairies had thought in their heads, that a bet would decide who I'd wed, while they battled their bout, their big secret got out. (she poofs in the same things that were chasing Cupid)
Juandissimo: And now both of those morons are dead.
Cosmo: Is it us, truce?
Juandissimo: A very sexy truce... RUN!
They run away, but Cosmo sees a nickle on the ground, he takes the nickle but is crushed.
Timmy: That's it, we put Remy Buxaplenty in his place.
Trixie: That's right Timmy, who does he think he is trying to break us up like that?
Writer: I agree with you Trixie and I can't understand why there are people who ship you with him, in my opinion this is the WORST ship in the show.
Timmy: I couldn't agree with you more Mr. Writer.
Blonda: Okay, enough of this talk, tell us more about the next chapters.
Writer: Oh, I'm not going to say much, but the next episode I'm going to rewrite is one of my favorites, a lot of people even consider it the definitive ending to the show.
Trixie: Wait, you're not saying that...
Writer: Yes, Channel Chasers is coming.
Timmy: This is going to be awesome, what do you think will happen?
Wanda: Read and find out.
Cosmo: CONTINUES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
