It was a beautiful day in Dimmsdale and Timmy was looking forward to having fun with his fairies and Trixie.
Timmy: Hi Trixie, Cosmo and Wanda and I are going skydiving, you and Blonda want to come with us?
Trixie: Sure, let's go.
Later, they were at the park, Cosmo was Timmy's parachute, Blonda was Trixie's parachute, and Wanda was the plane they were going to jump out of.
Wanda: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your plane talking, if you look at the right side of my armpit, you will see that we are flying over Dimmsdale Park.
Timmy: Cool, Jeronimo!
Trixie: Wait for me.
The two jumped and opened their parachutes, but suddenly Cosmo poofed away.
Timmy: AAAAAAAAAHHH.
Trixie (taking his hand): Don't worry, we got you.
They land safely.
Timmy: Thanks Trixie, but where did Cosmo and Wanda go?
Blonda: They are right there. (she says seeing Cosmo and Wanda disguised as dogs looking at a woman with her baby)
Woman: Did you like the weird green and pink dogs? so mommy buys you some because you're the cutest baby ever.
Timmy: What happened to you guys? you were supposed to be my parachute... (he sees the woman was looking) I mean... sit down.
Woman: Are these hysterically crying dogs yours, little boy?
Timmy: Yeah, they're super rare, they're... drooling dogs.
Woman: Have they ever had puppies? I bet they would be the cutest drooling dogs in the world.
Trixie: No ma'am, but we'll let you know if that happens.
They take Cosmo and Wanda away and return to skydiving, but Cosmo and Wanda are always distracted by babies and disappear, causing Timmy to fall and Trixie and Blonda having to save him.
Timmy: What's up with you guys? you are too distracted and ignoring me.
Wanda: Did you hear someone speaking Cosmo?
Cosmo: No.
Trixie: He's right, you guys are ignoring Timmy too much, yeah I know I used to ignore him too and probably still would if I hadn't defended him that time, but... seriously guys, even I didn't ignore him that much, what happened to you, knitting little shoes and Cosmo in a diaper?
Timmy: He actually wears it all the time, but Wanda doesn't knit shoes, I don't understand why you guys get so distracted when you see a baby?
Cosmo and Wanda (crying): Don't say the B word.
Timmy: What? baby?
Cosmo and Wanda (crying): Why do you torture us?
Trixie: Sorry, but if you guys are so into babies, why don't you stop being babies and have your own baby?
Cosmo and Wanda (crying): She said the B word three times.
Blonda: It's because they can't.
Timmy and Trixie: What?
Blonda: Yes, fairies can't have children whenever they want.
Timmy: Why not?
Cosmo: It all started thousands of years ago, with the last baby that was born in Fairy World, ME! ... It's just that I was so cute and so dangerous that after me the Supreme Fairy Council decided they don't want something like me to happen again.
Wanda: Also, fairies live forever, so there's no need for more to be born.
Cosmo: That's why we only have godchildren, to fill the void.
Trixie: What if Timmy and I wished you guys had a baby?
Blonda: Oh, Trixie, honey, you can't just wish for a baby... can she?
They poof Da Rules in.
Timmy: Let me see, wishes that can't be granted, winning competitions, interfering with love, killing people... no, nothing here says we can't.
Trixie: So what are we waiting for? let's do it Timmy.
Timmy and Trixie: We wish Cosmo and Wanda would have a...
Jorgen: STOP!
They are teleported to Fort Jorgen.
Jorgen: I feel a disturbance in the Fairy Force, someone was about to wish for the B word (he sees Timmy and Trixie) Turner and Tang, I should have known.
Trixie: But there's nothing in Da Rules that prevents us from wishing it.
Jorgen: That's where you're wrong, look at this (he poofs Da Rules in) you can't wish for money, kill people, interfere with love... OH DARN IT! I must have forgotten to include it in the book, okay, you won, but you have...
Timmy: No idea what we're going to wish, blah blah blah, bad idea blah blah blah, never mind.
Timmy and Trixie: We wish Cosmo and Wanda would have a baby.
The three fairies raise their wands, but apparently nothing happens.
Timmy: Hey, nothing happened.
Jorgen: This is where you're wrong Timmy Turner, your wish will come true, but this is just...
Timmy: The beginning, blah blah blah, we have no idea what we did, blah blah blah, it's going to be terrible blah blah blah.
Jorgen: LET ME FINISH!
A few days later:
Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, we came back from school, was my little brother or sister born?
Unbeknownst to him, Cosmo threw up on Timmy, but Trixie soon wishes he was clean again.
Trixie: Cosmo why did you do that?
Cosmo: Why did I did that? I'm pregnant.
Timmy and Trixie: Okay Earth boy and girl freaking out here.
Blonda: Oh kids, everyone knows it's the man fairy who gives birth.
Timmy: Is it a boy or a girl?
Cosmo: Right now it's just a pile of barf... hey, I think I'll call him Bartholomew.
Trixie: And how long will it take for him or her to be born?
Wanda: Three months.
Timmy: No problem.
They go out to have fun, but wherever they go Cosmo throws up on Timmy.
Timmy: Has it been three months?
Wanda: Almost... three hours.
Three months later:
Trixie: I hope you're okay Timmy, you've been having a hard time with Cosmo's pregnancy.
Timmy: Yeah, those definitely weren't the best days of my life, but it'll be worth it when my nice little brother or my sweet little sister is born... plus, it can't get any worse.
They go into the bathroom and there are a bunch of fairies in there.
Mamma Cosma: The first baby shower in Fairy World in thousands of years.
Trixie: Timmy, who is this again?
Blonda: This is Mamma Cosma, Cosmo's mom who tries to do everything to get him and my sister to break up, she's also the biggest gossip in Fairy World.
Mamma Cosma: Bite your tongue.
Wanda: Timmy, it's a tradition for a godchild to give his pregnant godparent a party.
Timmy: Okay, what do I have to do?
Cosmo: Almost nothing, take a look. (he hands Timmy a scroll, he unrolls the scroll, but he has a lot of things to do)
Trixie: No problem Timmy, I'll help you.
Some time later:
Timmy: Okay, I think we're done.
Trixie: There's one thing I still don't understand, why did you pick Timmy's bathroom to the baby shower?
Mamma Cosma: Baby, shower, hello.
Jorgen: It's also the most private room in the house, I don't want the news of the baby to get out yet.
Timmy: Why not?
Jorgen: The magic of a fairy baby is unstable and very powerful, when it is raised by good fairies its magic is good and brings happiness to the universe, now when a baby fairy is raised by anti-fairies or pixies his magic can be used for evil, so Cosmo and the baby must be protected at all costs.
Cosmo: Timmy, I'm hungry, I want something that doesn't make me sick, like a fireball burrito.
Timmy: Okay, coming up.
He's going to get Cosmo a burrito.
Jorgen: Turner, where's the music? I want to dance.
Timmy: Oh yeah the music.
He's going to get the music, but at that moment Cosmo calls him.
Cosmo: Timmy, my special day can't start without a burrito (he gets mad and turns into the Hulk) WHERE'S MY BURRITO?
Timmy: AAAAAAAAAHHHH, here it is.
Cosmo: I DON'T WANT A BURRITO, THEY MAKE ME FAT (he barfs on Timmy) sorry.
Jorgen: Now it's game time.
Timmy: Games, what games?
Mamma Cosma: They're right here on the list. (she gives him and Trixie the list of games)
Trixie (reading the list): Tacking the tail on the bucktooth servant and his girlfriend... oh no.
Cosmo (trying to tack tails on Timmy and Trixie): I won? I won? I won? I won?
Timmy: ENOUGH! I'm sick of it, no more baby shower, no more mood swings, no more wishes (Cosmo throws up on him) and NO MORE TROWING UP ON ME, I WISH COSMO WOULD GET LOST.
Cosmo: Fine, if that's what you want I'll take my baby, this burrito and go away.
He poofs away.
Jorgen: Turner, do you have any idea what you just did? you put the universe in great danger, if the baby's magic fell into the wrong hands it would be so dangerous that I would have to make up a word, it would be... DOOMONGOUS.
Timmy: I'm sorry I didn't want to do this, I was just tired of Cosmo throwing up on me.
Trixie: We have to find him.
They go out to look for Cosmo.
Timmy: He's not here at home.
Trixie: He's not in Dimmsdale.
Mamma Cosma: He's not in Fairy World, nor in his room, which is ready for when he decides to leave Wanda.
Cupid: He's not in Rio, but I'm still looking.
Jorgen: Darn it.
Timmy: What? you remembered something?
Jorgen: No, I should have gone to Rio.
Trixie: We've already searched the entire planet and Cosmo isn't in it or in Fairy World, are there other worlds we can search?
Jorgen: That's what I was afraid of.
Timmy: What? you remembered somewhere?
Jorgen: No, it's that damn burrito.
Wanda: You're right Trixie, there are other worlds we can look for, Yard World, Mattress World, News World, Anti-fairy World, Pixies World (she looks pretty freaked out after mentioning these last two).
Timmy: Anti-fairy world, that's it, they must have captured Cosmo to use the baby's magic to take over the universe, that was my fault, I'm going to save him.
Trixie: I'll go with you.
Wanda and Blonda: We're going too.
Wanda poofs in a bunch of magical bazookas.
Timmy: So that's the plan, we come in and destroy everything and order them to give us the baby, if they say no, we'll shoot them.
Trixie: That's not a smart plan.
Timmy: You got a better one? come on.
Meanwhile, in the Anti-Fairy World:
Anti-Cosmo: Okay, next topic, universal domination, does anyone have any ideas? don't be shy, there's no wrong answer.
Anti-Fairy: We can take an elephant and make him stomp on the places.
Anti-Cosmo: Sorry, wrong answer. (he presses a button that sends the other anti-fairy flying) Come on guys think, the idea for universal domination won't bust trough our door.
Suddenly Timmy and the others arrive and smash the door.
Timmy: Freeze anti-fairies, we know you've kidnapped Cosmo and our fairy baby and plan to use his or her uncontrollable magic to take over the universe.
Anti-Cosmo: What? Cosmo is having a baby and we can use his or her uncontrollable magic to take over the universe?
Timmy, Trixie and the fairies: Uh... no?!
Anti-Cosmo: Quick anti-fairies, fly around and find Cosmo, so we can take over the universe.
Trixie: Very discreet Timmy, well if he's not here, he can only be in the Pixies World, come on... and let me do the talk this time.
Meanwhile in the Pixies World:
HP: All right folks, next topic universal domination, any ideas? don't be shy, there's no wrong answer.
Pixie: We can take an elephant and make him stomp on the places.
HP: Sorry, wrong answer. (He presses a button that sends the other pixie flying) Come on guys think, the idea for universal domination won't bust trough our door.
Suddenly Timmy and the others arrive and smash the door.
Trixie: Freeze pixies, we know you kidnapped Cosmo and our fairy baby.
Anti-Cosmo (arriving at that moment and destroying the back door): And you plan to use his or her uncontrollable magic to take over the universe.
HP: What? Cosmo is having a baby and we can use his or her uncontrollable magic to take over the universe?
Timmy, Trixie, fairies and anti-fairies: Uh... no?!
HP: Quick pixies, to the limos, we have to find Cosmo so we can take over the universe.
Anti-Cosmo: Not if we find him first.
They fly away.
Trixie: Now what? we no longer know where to look for it.
Timmy: Where did he go, I just wish he'd get lost... could he...
Wanda: It's worth a try, let's go.
She teleports them to a forest and Cosmo was there.
Timmy: Cosmo! what are you doing here?
Cosmo: It was your best wish ever, I got lost in nature, I'm so happy, no wishes, no mood swings, I didn't even throw up (he barfs on Timmy) sorry.
Timmy: Cosmo I'm sorry can you forgive me?
Cosmo: ... Come here.
They hug, but suddenly Timmy and the others are kicked away.
Timmy: Hey, you forgave me, why did you kicked us?
Cosmo: It wasn't me, it was the baby, I think he or she is about to be born.
Wanda: Did you hear that? the baby will born...
Timmy, Trixie, Wanda and Blonda: THE BABY WILL BORN!
Cosmo: It's okay, there's no need to worry, let's go to the hospital to enjoy this beautiful moment.
Later at the hospital:
Cosmo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, THIS IS NOT A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT!
Dr. Rip: Don't worry Cosmo, everything looks fantastic... on me you on the other hand look like you're in a lot of pain.
Cosmo: No... the birth of a child... it's... wonderful...
Dr. Rip: Fear not Cosmo, Dr. Rip Studwell is on the case, now does anyone here know how to deliver a fairy baby?
Timmy and Trixie: You mean... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW?
Dr. Rip: Children, a fairy baby is not born in thousands of years, no one knows how.
Trixie: There must be something we can do to get the baby out of him.
Timmy: Can't we wish him out?
Dr. Rip: Timmy, Timmy, Timm, as far as I know fairy baby deliver is a highly intriguing and complexicated procedure you can't just wish it out... can he?
Cosmo: I'm a very uncomplexicated person, wish it out, WISH IT OUT.
Timmy and Trixie: We wish the baby was out.
Wanda and Blonda raise their wands and the baby is born.
Poof: Poof.
All: Ooooh.
Timmy: Is it a boy or a girl? is it a boy or a girl? i want to know, i need to know.
Dr. Rip: Good question, I'm going to take him outside where the light is better and find out. (he picks up the baby and tries to take him outside)
Jorgen (arriving at that moment): Not so fast Dr. Rip Studwell, or should I say... ANTI-COSMO, good thing I was here to save the baby from his evil clutches, now I'm going to take him outside where the light is better to...
Anti-Cosmo: Not so fast Jorgen, or should I say... PIXIES IN A JORGEN DISGUISE.
HP: Darn it, I thought Jorgen's costume would work.
Sanderson: Well, it made us join that club in Rio.
Mamma Cosma: Give me my grandchild, now I'm going to take him outside where the light is better and...
Jorgen (arriving at that moment): Not so fast Mamma Cosma, or should I say (he pulls her hair thinking it was a disguise) this wig is tight.
Blonda: Stay away from my nephew or niece!
Wanda: You have no idea how to keep it warm, loved and... AAAAAAAAAAHHH, THE BABY IS GONE!
Timmy: Hey, look, the baby's gone.
Trixie: You guys should go outside where the light is better and look for him.
Poof (hidden under Timmy's shirt): Poof poof.
Jorgen: Hey, his puny chest just poof poofed, give me the baby Turner, his magic must be used for good.
Anti-Cosmo: Give me the baby Turner.
HP and Sanderson: His magic must be used for evil.
Mamma Cosma: Give me the baby, I just want to pinch his cheeks.
They head towards Timmy and the others.
Timmy: That's it guys, end of part 1.
Trixie: Will Timmy, the fairies and I be able to escape without they taking our baby?
Blonda: What do you think will happen?
Wanda: Read and find out.
Cosmo: CONTINUES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.