Chapter 25 season 2 Best Jeanist/ Stain the hero killer
As soon as we were done with our week with Ryukyu we headed straight for Best Jeanist.
"Jango, what do you know about Best Jeanist?" Gabby asked.
"well…he's a really annoying man" I said.
Gabby giggled and said, "Oh?, why is that?"
I sighed and said, "well he's just to prim and proper for my taste, I get it Heroes are supposed to do good for the community and help out however they can but…after all I went through I doubt I can be a symbol like them, hell I'm more fit for the shadows like Aizawa"
Gabby patted me on the back and said, "well…Maybe Jeanist can help you through that after all he is part of the top 5"
I smiled and said, "Hopefully"
As soon as we arrived we were met with a sight I never thought I would actually see in my life, Bakugou with a damn combover IN JEANS!
"shut up you damn extra, I'll kill you!" Bakugou said as he walked in with us.
I took a photo and gabby leaned in and said, "send that to my blackmail file"
I nodded my head and sent Gabby a copy of Bakugou looking actually presentable.
"ah you Must be Gabby and Jango, welcome to my agency" a voice calmly said.
I looked behind me to See Best Jeanist walking in with a cappuccino.
"Jeanist" I smirked.
Jeanist nodded and said, "follow me, we'll get you both into some better clothes, and Jango…I see RyuKyu gave you Ronin, I tailormade it to you, how do you like it?"
"wait, I thought Ryukyu made this?" I said.
Jeanist chuckled and said, "technically we both made it, however how do you like it?"
"well, it restricts the usage of Delusional Heartbeat, and is way to hot, but other than that it fits perfectly" I said.
Jeanist took note and said, "well I'll keep that in mind now then I hope you realize that you will not have access to Tartarus while you are assigned to me, however if you have a lead on the hero killer Stain, I will not deny you access to it should you feel the need to take him down"
I smirked and got a text from Abdul, "stain was recently seen being taken by a purple man…Kurogiri"
I looked at Jeanist and said, "I received a message about Stain actually…I think he is in cahoots with the League of Villains"
Jeanist's eyebrow raised, "are you sure?"
I nodded my head and said, "my sensei has told me an assassin working in Hosu saw him get transported by a purple smoke warp, which can only be Kurogiri, so it is safe to assume he is working with them"
Gabby shuttered and said, "such a violent man, it terrifies me to think Shigaraki is working with him"
Bakugou cackled and said, "good another maggot to crush!"
Jeanist sighed and said, "Jango let us first get you ready, if your gonna be working with my agency you have to look the part, that means combover and one piece of denim clothing"
I took off Ronin's helmet to reveal I barely had any hair to begin with.
"oh, well maybe some denim jeans will suit you" Jeanist sighed.
As it turns out the body suit was one thing, so Jeanist had to make another suit made of denim to show that I was working for him. I hated it, a lot. Denim was extremely hard to move in. I then pulled out a knife and started to scrape the denim to try and make it lighter.
"really Jango, you do realize that you could have asked me to make it lighter, there is no reason for you to try and cut denim" Jeanist said using his Quirk to get rid of the suit and make it out of lighter denim.
"I like it!" I chuckled moving around.
"well, I think we should go on patrol now, lets get a move on" Jeanist chuckled.
I grinned and went out and started up the Blademobile.
"there is no need for that Jango we will be walking" Jeanist said.
"b-but car!" I said.
Jeanist said, "No Jango"
I sighed and waved at the Blade mobile as we went for a walk.
Jeanist then said, "to be a good pro, your presence must calm those in danger and give them peace of mind, you must be capable, of course, but there are other things to consider. Your physical appearance, speech, and actions must all be elegant. You must give off the aura of a hero"
Gabby looked at me and said, "yeah which is going to be hard for Jango considering he's an assassin"
I gave her the death glare and said, "shush"
Jeanist chuckled and said, "here's a question for you three, Patrols are mainly meant to deter villains from committing any crimes but they also have a secondary purpose. What is it?"
Bakugou grinned evilly and said, "if we see some bad guys, we can beat 'em up on the spot!"
Best Jeanist sighed and said, "Incorrect, Jango, same question but for double points"
"instill fear in those who want to become villains, and put them down like rabid dogs if we think they'll become a problem later down the line" I said.
Best Jeanist face palmed and said, "that sounds more like a dictatorship and no"
A bunch of school girls then squealed and said, "Hey its Best Jeanist, Thank you so much for keeping us safe!"
Gabby then said, " to remind people who we are"
Best Jeanist said, "correct Gabby gets 10 points, Our Presence gives the public a peace of mind, this helps weave a tapestry of trust between the protectors and the protected. There are however alternate methods of keeping peace other organizations do, Jango you should know one method"
I did.
"The Old Man of the Mountain, the First Hassan…normally only other Hassans see him but if an assassin fails to uphold peace, or is corrupt and goes after a target that is innocent, the King will appear and cleave their head, so basically fear, the governing force that keeps all assassins in line" I sighed
Jeanist nodded and said, "though I may not be of the assassin order Snipes has told me that every assassin signed a contract bound in blood that holds them to the oath of keeping the peace and stopping criminals where heroes fail, and to keep them in line it is the duty of the Hassan"
Bakugou growled a bit.
A voice then said, "Hey, I've seen that blond guy on TV before"
I looked around to see three elementary school kids pointing at Bakugou. Another fan from the sports festival.
The kid then said, "yeah, an ooze villain caught him and he almost cried like a baby!"
I was so glad I was wearing Ronin because I was on the verge of laughter while Gabby was trying her hardest not to laugh and keep a straight face.
Bakugou growled at the youngsters and said, "what did you say!"
Bakugou's hair then blew up sending me and Gabby into a laughing fit.
"his fucking hair!" Gabby shouted.
I laughed and said, "that shit just blew up, damn who knew it took so little to set you off!"
The kids started to cry as Bakugou got up in their faces.
Jeanist sighed and said, "Have you really forgotten everything I've taught you last week Bakugou! Talk with them like a pro."
Another thing that shocked me. Bakugou actually acting nice!
Bakugou sighed and said, "yeah. Fine", before walking up to the kids and saying, "listen up! I wasn't helpless. I was just coming up with ways to fight him. Sometimes a hero has to pretend he's been caught. You really think I would lose? You'll eat those words when I'm the new number one hero! You dumb kids'll never laugh at me again if you know what's good for you!"
The kids ran away screaming and crying.
Best Jeanist sighed and said, "he has too much pride"
I chuckled and said, "he's still young, he'll learn as he ages, just like how fine wine gets better with age I believe he has potential"
Gabby whistled and said, "that is very grown up of you Jango"
I smirked and said, "I have my moments"
The next two days were boring recon missions around the area. I mean the only fun thing that happened was when I got hit by a genderswap quirk.
Looking at Gabby I shouted, "shut up!" and was caught off guard with how lovely my own voice sounds.
Gabby shouted, "oh I am sorry Jango, or Jannet…I need to figure out a female name for you but this is by far the funniest thing ever!"
I looked over at a mirror and was shocked by how damn good I looked, instead of short black hair I had long black hair, a nice rack and an ass that could put anyone to shame.
"oh damn" I said.
The villain started to laugh and say, "well now what a nice-looking girl"
I gave him a death glare and grabbed him by the neck and said, "how do I change this!"
The villain cackled and said, "it lasts 24 hours!"
I looked at Jeanist and said, "can I please kill him!"
Jeanist shook his head and said, "no jango you cannot kill him"
"HE TURNED ME INTO A WOMAN!" I shouted.
"a very fine woman at that" Gabby said while laughing.
"shut up!" I shouted and proceeded to beat the shit out of the villain till finally I was turned back.
The next few days were boring, until I got Midoriya's message. I put two and two together and realized what it meant, the location, it was Stain! I rushed into Jeanist and told him what was going on.
"Go Jango I'll get Ryukyu and we'll meet you!" Jeanist shouted.
I nodded my head and rushed out to the blade mobile and zoomed off to Hosu city using the hover mode to get around traffic.
"just hang in there Midoriya I am on my way!" I muttered.
Athena then said, "I found them, scans show pro hero Native is in the alley, along with Tenya Iida, Shoto Todoroki, and Izuku Midoriya, ETA 6 minutes"
I nodded and activated Tartarus, deactivating my Ronin armor.
Athena then shouted, "Warning 3 high level Nomu discovered"
I looked out the window just as a winged Nomu slammed into the flying car. I reacted by jumping out and stabbing the Nomu in brain to try and pull it off the car.
"DON'T. YOU. FUCKING. DARE. THINK. ABOUT. DESTROYING. MY. CAR!" I shouted while stabbing the creature in the brain trying to get it off the car.
I growled and stabbed myself with a Medusa Quirkblade and turned the Nomu to stone and jumped off realizing I also froze the car and watched as it crashed down. Seeing I was still in the air I deployed a parachute and landed safely.
"damn it, I was caught off guard!" I growled and looked around.
Athena then pointed me in the direction of Midoriya.
"Athena get me a call right now with Ryukyu and Jeanist!" I shouted while running.
"Jango? Whats wrong did you find Stain?" Jeanist asked.
"Negative, its worse, I have just received warning from Athena that three Nomus have appeared, I came in contact with one, its different from the one at the USJ!" I shouted.
Ryukyu shouted, "what!"
I shouted, "we need all hands-on station!" as I continued to run.
Jeanist said, "we are enroute but it will take us a lot longer than anticipated I'm sorry Jango, but you're on your own!"
Ryukyu sighed and said, "yeah sorry Jango you're on your own"
Damn it, so much for some back up.
"Screw it" I growled, "Zabaniya, Delusional Illusion!"
I split off into my three forms.
Jade cackled and said, "who's blood is getting spilt!"
I pointed in the way of a burning building and said, "you two help with civilians and the Nomu, I'll take care of Stain!"
Athena then showed me the alley and with a grin I shouted, "Tartarus, Assassin mode!" making it lighter before slamming my fist straight into his face. Assessing the damage as I did I saw Iida, Deku and Todoroki were all frozen and the pro Hero Native was unconscious.
"tch another hero, what is with you all showing up!" Stain growled.
I pulled out Miyabi and shouted, "I may be a hero but I am also an Assassin, and there's a bounty on your head!"
Stain cackled and said, "well now another one of Abdul's lackeys maybe after I kill all of you I'll pay him a visit!"
I growled and said, "you don't just face any normal assassin you face the Hassan of the Deimos path!" before parrying his slash.
I took a deep breath and kept on the defensive against him slicing him and keeping him at bay.
"tch pitiful assassin, your technique with a blade is nothing compared to my murderous style of swordplay!" Stain cackled before pulling out a second dagger and stabbing me in the gut.
I winced and jumped back shouting, "Tartarus, warrior mode!" fully activating Tartarus and deactivating the cloak.
Stain cackled and licked my blood, and I pretended to be frozen.
"hahah your blood tastes so delicious!" Stain said while licking more of the blood.
Iida then shouted, "please, you guys get out of here!"
Stain then ran up to me and tried to attack me but I suddenly parried him.
"what! How are you able to move!" Stain said.
I grinned and started to box him stepping on his foot while slamming my fists into his gut.
"because stain!" I shouted
I then uppercutted him and shouted, "MY BLOOD IS JUST PLASMA!".
Jade then showed up and shouted, "sands of the Sahara, swallow him whole!"
I leapt up and watched as a huge sand wave engulfed Stains feet not allowing him to move.
"what is it with these heroe!" Stain howled.
Orion then showed up behind him and slammed him in the back with his shield sending him into me. With a grin I unsheathed my wrist blades and broke Stains katana.
"who are you two!" Stain growled.
Orion and Jade then formed back into me and I said, "they are a part of me, a blade with many faces"
Stain cackled and started to attack me and I just kept fighting him till i noticed Todoroki Iida and Deku were starting to move.
"let's finish him off!" I shouted.
Todoroki then froze Iida's leg to help his regulator.
Iida then shouted, "Recipro Extend" and leapt up at Stain
Midoriya shouted, "One For All Full Cowling!"
I activated assassin mode and shouted, "Zabaniya Delusional Heartbeat!"
If I just use my power….that's all I need to beat this guy! I growled as Deku and Iida kicked and punched Stain and I clawed his heart making a replica for me.
Stain woke up though and tried to attack Iida
Iida shouted, "I will defeat you, Stain! Because you are a criminal!"
Todoroki then shouted, "Don't let him get away!"
Iida then kicked him upward and shouted, "and I am a hero!" before Stain got roasted by Todoroki's fire.
As soon as Iida and Deku started to fall Todoroki made a ice slide to catch them, and send them into a wall of ice.
I landed next to them and shouted, "stand up! Keep fighting!"
However, when we looked up we saw Stain was unconscious on an ice formation.
Deku stood up and said, "he's gotta be knocked out after all that…right?"
I nodded and said, "guess I didn't need to use my Zabaniya on him after all, I'll take him in"
Todoroki nodded and said, "let's restrain him and get him to the street"
Midoriya nodded and said, "we should probably take all his weapons, too"
Meanwhile I was already taking them and adding them to my arnseal.
"jesus christ how big are this guy's feet!" I shouted while removing his shoes.
Looking inside I realized these were modified size 10 Air Jordans.
"tch what a waste of a good shoe" I sighed, taking off the metal spikes and integrating them into Tartarus's feet.
I have to admit the guys knife selection was no joke, but what I didn't realize was That Deku, Iida, Native and Todoroki were all looking at me very annoyed.
"…what?" I said.
Deku said, "is this really necessary, Jango?"
I nodded my head and said, "im just making sure the villain doesn't have a weapon on him"
Todoroki then said, "really? Because it looks like your just taking his stuff"
I then found his wallet with $500 in it and put that in my wallet. I also stabbed him and got a sample of his blood, his quirk would be extremely useful in the future I just knew it.
"sorry, did you say something Todoroki?" I said.
Native sighed and said, "well he doesn't have anymore weapons lets tie him up"
As soon as he was tied up I got a moment to marvel at Stains katana, a nice jagged katana made of Damascus steel. I'll have to find a way to add it to Miyabi's sheath.
Deku said, "Native, Can you move?"
Native nodded and said, "yeah. I think I'm good as new now" before picking up Deku and carrying him on his back.
Deku sighed and said, "you sure?"
Native then said, "I saw you hurt your leg back there. At least let me do this for you"
I finished tying up Stain and Iida started doing his robot arm thing saying, "Jango I can drag him from here"
I shook my head and said, "he needs to be brought down to the police, and I have to do it…plus are you forgetting your arms are messed up"
We then started to drag Stain back.
"So Jango, how the hell did you find us?" Todoroki asked,
"Deku sent me his location" I chuckled.
Native then said, "I have to apologize, I'm supposed to be a pro, but I was useless back there"
Deku then said, "No, I don't think any one person could take the Hero Killer on, not with that weird Quirk of his"
I let out an exaggerated cough and said, "I could have and you know it"
Deku groaned and said, "not everyone has Plasma instead of blood jango!"
I smugly said, "you jealous"
Deku then started to ignore me.
Todoroki then said, "the three of us barely held our own against him, in the end we had to have Jango's help as well"
Soon we made it outside and Native said, "Jango get him to the police station as fast as you can"
An elderly voice then growled and said, "what are you doing here, boy?!"
I then turned to see a short old guy wearing a yellow and white costume with big yellow boots and gloves look at us angrily.
Deku then shouted, "AH gran Torino!"
Wait, that was the hero Gran Torino, the same one who trained All Might and his predecessor! I've only heard legends about him and knew he was a Class alpha threat against the Legion back in his youth. I was on guard in case he wanted to finish the dark legion off once and for all.
Deku was just about to say something when Gran Torino leapt over and kicked him in the face saying, "I thought I told you to stay on the bullet train!"
Todoroki then said, "who's this?"
Deku said, "Gran Torino the hero I'm interning with. I don't get it. How'd you find us?"
Gran Torino said, "I was told to come her by someone else, I have no idea what's going on, but I'm glad you're not dead at least"
Deku nodded and said, "Me, too. And, I'm sorry"
Suddenly the blade mobile fell out of the sky in flaming mess. I guess she was bested by that flying bastard.
I then shouted "MY CAR!"
Deku looked at me and said, "that's a second car that's been destroyed"
"say one more word about it Deku and I will not hesitate to kill you" I said.
A bunch of other heroes showed up and one of them shouted, "Around the corner! Look they're here just like Jade said!"
I guess Jade led them here after killing those two Nomu…
They were all shocked to see Stain tied up.
One of the heroes said, "I'll get the police on the line"
I said, "you will do no such thing!"
The hero looked at me and said, "why not?"
"because as a representative of the assassins, this is my quarry, if you want to take him in, you'll have to get him from my cold dead hands!" I growled unsheathing my blades.
A Nomu then showed up out of nowhere and grabbed Deku before flying off.
"Damn it!" I shouted before pulling out a rifle to try and shoot it down.
Stain then woke up and licked some of the Nomu's blood causing it to fall.
Stain rushed at the falling Nomu and said, "the word "hero" has lost all meaning in this society, the world is overrun by fakes and criminals like you who chase pretty dreams!" before stabbing his knife into the Nomu killing it.
With a cackle Stain said, "you must all be purged!"
We all just stared at him as he yanked his knife out of the Nomu and said, "everything that I do…is to create a stronger society"
One of the heroes said, "did he just save that kid?"
Another one said, "he took him hostage, idiot!"
The other hero was stunned and said, "he killed that guy with no hesitation!"
I loaded a full mag into the Will of Leonidas and said, "Everyone be on your guard, we've got a fight on our hands!"
Endeavor walked up behind us and said, "why are you all standing like fools? The villain must have flown this way right? I saw it crash into some sort of flying car"
A hero looked at him and said, "you and that Orion fellow took care of the rest?"
Endeavor nodded and said, "Mostly, things got a little rough at the end"
Endeavor then looked at Stain and said, "Hold on. Don't tell me that man is—"
Stain looked back at us and suddenly his aura became heavier, almost murderous and terrifying. Like a rabid animal that has finally succumbed to anger.
Stain approached us as his Mask fell off and shouted, "You False hero! I'll make this right! These streets must run with the blood of Hypocrites! Hero! I will reclaim that word! Come on! Just try and stop me, you fakes, there is only one man I will let kill me, he is a true hero ALL MIGHT IS WORTHY"
I had enough and shouted, "Zabaniya Delusional Heartbeat!".
I then conjured stains Heart in my hand and crushed it, killing the hero killer once and for all.
"tch guess you won't get that fight with All Might" I smirked.
