It was a quiet day on Earth, but it wouldn't stay that way for long as the evil Dark Laser was back.
Dark Laser: I am back, hahahahahahaha I am back, I am back and this time I will finally destroy the Earth.
He presses a button on his Death Ball and fires a laser at Earth meanwhile.
Timmy (after hearing some sort of alarm): Oh no, not again, I wish for a big mirror in front of the Earth.
The fairies grant the wish and the laser hits the mirror and is reflected back to the Death Ball.
Dark Laser: GRRRRRR, activate laser cannons in the Earth's orbit.
He activates several laser cannons in the Earth's orbit.
Trixie (hearing the same alarm Timmy had heard before sigh): I wish the Earth was on the other side of the sun.
Blonda raises her wand and grants the wish, after which the cannons hit the Death Ball.
Dark Laser: GRRRRRRRRRR, it's time for the super giant laser of destruction.
He activates another laser cannon that is much bigger than the previous ones.
Timmy and Trixie (hearing that same alarm): We wish the laser in the Death Ball was a self-destruct hammer.
The fairies grant the wish and the hammer crushes the Death Ball, later Dark Laser went to talk to his henchmen.
Dark Laser: I WANT TO KNOW WHY ALL MY ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY THE EARTH FAIL.
Henchman 1: After many analyses, we found that there are only two reasons why you cannot destroy the Earth.
Henchman 2: Yes and they have a first and last name, Timmy Turner and Trixie Tang.
Dark Laser: And how do I destroy them?
Henchman 3: You don't, instead of fighting them and losing make them join us.
Dark Laser: Yes, of course, make Turner and Tang my evil apprentices, but first I must speak to my trusted advisor (Flipsie) what do you think Flipsie? flip once to recruit Turner and Tang and twice to destroy them.
Flipsie flips once and Dark Laser goes to the Earth and knocks on Timmy's door.
Dark Laser: Good afternoon, I'm Professor Laser and I came here to offer your son and his girlfriend wich I can't destroy scholarships at Darkwell university.
At that moment Timmy appears with the fairies disguised as lightsabers.
Timmy: Get back mom and dad!
Dark Laser: We mat again Timmy Turner.
Cosmo: I'd rather be a chopstick than a light saber.
Timmy's Mom: Calm down Timmy, this creepy man with a toy just like yours is offering to pay for his college education.
Dark Laser: Yes, and I would like to take you and your parents on a visit to the university, but first we have to talk to our other student.
They go to Trixie's house and Dark Laser tells her parents the same story, they then go to Death Ball.
Trixie's Dad: So... our kids are going to college on a wrecked space station?
Dark Laser: Here in Darkwell we value notes not appearances.
Timmy's Dad: And you're going to pay for it all without either of us shelling out?
Dark Laser: Yes.
Timmy and Trixie's Parents: We love free college.
Trixie's Dad: Don't get me wrong, we have money to send our daughter and even Timmy to any college but... please it's free college we're talking about.
Timmy's Dad: I like the way you think, see ya kids.
Their parents leave and Timmy and Trixie show their lightsabers to Dark Laser.
Dark Laser (scared): Hey, I don't want to fight you Timmy and Trixie, I want you to join me and together the three of us will rule the universe.
Timmy: We would never side with you.
Dark Laser: Trust me, once you get a taste of the dark power, you won't want anything else, see you guys can do cool stuff LIKE THIS.
He uses his dark powers and destroys some robots.
Timmy: Okay, I admit it, this is really cool, but I already have all the power I need.
He uses the fairies disguised as lightsabers and destroys some robots.
Trixie: Same goes to me, watch.
She uses Blonda disguised as a lightsaber and destroys even more robots.
Dark Laser: Yes, but your powers last forever like the dark power?
Wanda: Don't listen to him kids, it's a trick.
Dark Laser: It's no trick, I'm willing to offer a 24 hour demo of the dark power (he shows two dark suits on Timmy and Trixie dolls) if you're not convinced it's the coolest powers just give back the suits and I will never attack Earth again.
The next day Timmy and Trixie arrived at the school wearing their dark outfits.
Blonda: That's a huge waste of time, there's no way dark power is better than fairy power.
Trixie: Yeah, but if we want Dark Laser to stop trying to destroy the Earth we have to wear these suits for 24 hours.
Some time later Timmy is attacked by Francis.
Francis: Hey Turner, you're actually kinda cool, but I'm going to hit you so hard that your foot will land on your ear.
Timmy uses his dark powers to levitate Francis and knock him into the wall and lockers, meanwhile with Trixie:
Veronica (arriving at that moment): Hello girl who is much richer than me but nowhere near to my popularity because she's a nerd who dates a pink-hatted bucktooth weirdo.
Trixie (controlling Veronica with dark powers): I'm an ugly idiot and I've had a crush on Elmer since kindergarten.
Veronica (being controlled by Trixie): I'm an ugly idiot and I've had a crush on Elmer since kindergarten.
Trixie (controlling Veronica with dark powers): In fact, I'm going to kiss him right now in front of the whole class.
Veronica (being controlled by Trixie): In fact, I'm going to kiss him right now in front of the whole class.
She goes out and kisses Elmer in front of the whole class, which makes everyone laugh at her, including her popular 'friends', back with Timmy:
Timmy: Okay, I take back what I said, this is the coolest power of all.
Wanda: Big deal, fairy powers can defeat bullies just as well as dark powers, watch (she uses her wand and smacks Francis into the walls and closet)
Cosmo: Yeah, and we can even let him naked, look.
Cosmo raises his wand and makes Francis' clothes disappear, which makes him scream like a girl.
Cosmo: Can your dark powers do that?
Timmy: No, but I didn't like seeing Francis naked and it says here that I can use the dark powers to win competitions, can fairy powers do that too?
Cosmo and Wanda: Uh... no.
He walks into the science fair room with a roll of toilet paper.
Tad (sarcastically): Nice toilet paper project Turner.
Chad: You're never going to beat the expensive experiments our parents paid real scientists to do for us (Tad was with a robot and Chad was riding some kind of wave).
Crocker: Turner, once again you have the worst project on the science fair.
Timmy uses his dark powers to make Chad's wave destroy all other projects.
Crocker: Now you have the only project in the science fair... it hurts me to give you this medal... it hurts a lot (Timmy takes the medal and uses his dark powers to do to Crocker the same thing he did to Francis) THAT HURTS MORE.
Timmy: Cool, I won the science fair.
Wanda: Yeah, but you cheated.
Timmy: Yeah, but I won, dark powers are cool!
Cosmo: But you still hasn't managed to get Crocker naked. (he raises his wand and makes Crocker's clothes disappear)
Crocker: AAAAAAAAAAHHH, I'M NAKED!
During lunchtime he meets Trixie.
Timmy: I don't know about you Trixie, but I'm loving these dark powers.
Trixie: Tell me about it Timmy, take a look at what I made Veronica do.
She shows what she made Veronica do.
Timmy: HAHAHAHAHA, awesome! she really deserved that, I used my dark powers to beat up Francis and Crocker and even won the science fair, I think Dark Laser was right.
Trixie: Yeah, dark powers are cool.
Wanda: I think we are in danger.
Later they each of then go to their homes.
Trixie: I had a great day today, later I'm going to Timmy's house, if I'm right his parents spent his college money on something stupid like motorcycles so they're going to ask Vicky to babysit then Timmy and I can use our dark powers to have some fun, if you know what I mean, I'm just going to comb my hair and... AAAAAAAAHHH.
She is startled to see her reflection in the mirror, her eyes instead of blue were red and she was with a psychotic smile and next to her was Timmy with the same red eyes and a psychotic smile, she soon understood that this would be what they would become if they let the dark power corrupt them.
Trixie: That's not me (she looks at her watch and sees that it's been 24 hours) THAT'S NOT ME! (she takes off her dark suit)
Blonda: I'm proud of you sweetie, you've overcome the dark power.
Trixie: I was a fool to think dark powers was better than fairy powers, I have to talk to Timmy.
She goes to Timmy's house.
Wanda: Allright, it's been 24 hours, time to take off the dark suit and give it back to Dark Laser.
Timmy: But Timmy liked dark powers, dark powers are cool.
Wanda: Okay Timmy, you're going to have to choose which power you prefer.
Cosmo: Yeah, do you want dark powers that last forever and give you the ability to rule the universe and everything in it, or fairy powers that are limited and will last for another 8 years at most?
Wanda (controlling Cosmo with magic): I'm going to hit myself with this frying pan now.
Cosmo (being controlled by Wanda): I'm going to hit myself with this frying pan now (he starts hitting himself with the frying pan).
Timmy: Hey, Dark Laser is calling me.
He goes to the Death Ball.
Trixie (arriving at that moment): Oh no, we're late, I wish we were in the Death Ball.
Blonda raises her wand and they appear in the Death Ball, meanwhile:
Dark Laser: Congratulations Timmy Turner, you are the one and only graduate of Darkwell University, too bad your girlfriend couldn't... never mind, your first act as the only graduate of Darkwell University will be to destroy the Earth.
Timmy: Yes, my lord.
Dark Laser: Great, press this button and Earth goes away, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Earth goes away, press the button.
Wanda: Timmy, you can't destroy the Earth, think of all the people, think of Cosmo and Poof and me.
Trixie (arriving at that moment): All right Dark Laser, stop that right now.
Dark Laser: Too Late Trixie Tang, you won't save your planet this time.
Trixie: Even without Timmy's help I can beat you easily.
Dark Laser: Yes, but can you beat... him? (He points to Timmy) Turner, your girlfriend is against us, what are you going to do about it?
Timmy looks at Trixie.
Trixie: Timmy, stop it, you're being corrupted by the dark power, trust me, I know what happens and you don't want it to happen to you, that's not you, you're not a supervillain who wants to rule the universe, you are an avarage kid...
Cosmo: That no one understands... what? that makes great lyrics for a song.
Trixie: More than that, you're the boy I love, so I'm just going to ask you once, which are you going to choose, dark powers or me?
Timmy is confused for a while, but soon moves towards the button that would destroy Earth.
Trixie: Timmy, you can't do this.
Timmy: I... I... WON'T (he takes the button off making it impossible for Earth to be destroyed) I said we'd never team up with you Laser, you promised never to attack Earth again if we gave back the suits and here they are. (he takes off his dark suit)
Dark Laser: There's one more detail about the dark power that I forgot to mention, you can lie until you pout, tell them Flipsie (Flipsie flips).
At this moment Timmy and Trixie don the dark costumes again and the fairies transform into robots and attack Dark Laser's henchmen.
Henchman: Now they have dark power and those floating creatures.
Dark Laser: Yes, I should have taken the suits back before I threatened them but the heck with that.
Timmy and Trixie use their dark powers to get rid of Dark Laser's robots, then the fairies use magic to trap them all in cages, suddenly a bunch of robots surround Poof, but he turns into a huge cannon and scares them by trapping them all them in the cages, but without them noticing Dark Laser picks up the button.
Dark Laser: Turner and Tang, you may have defeated my army but you won't save your planet, isn't that right Flipsie? (he presses a button and a huge laser comes out of the Death Ball's eyes) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, DESTROY THE EARTH!
Trixie (sigh): I wish the laser would come back here.
The laser was about to hit the Earth, but just then Blonda raises her wand and the laser returns.
Timmy: And I wish we were all home!
The fairies raise their wands and poof them back to Earth.
Dark Laser: I hate these kids.
The Death Ball is destroyed again.
Timmy: Thanks for opening my eyes Trixie, I don't know what got into me.
Trixie: No problem Timmy, well I think we learned a lesson.
Timmy: Yeah, but I think it's okay for us to wear the suit in emergencies.
At that moment Vicky arrives.
Vicky: I'm back!
Timmy (controlling Vicky with dark powers): Now I'm going to stick my head in the toilet.
Vicky (being controlled by Timmy): Now I'm going to stick my head in the toilet.
She goes into the bathroom, sticks her head in the toilet and flushes it.
Trixie: Yes, I think we can use them inemergencies.
They kiss.
Timmy: All right folks, end of this chapter.
Trixie: What is our writer friend planning for next?
Writer: The next one is one of my favorite episodes, Fairly OddOlympics.
Blonda: Cool, what do you think will happen?
Wanda: Read and find out.
Cosmo: CONTINUES IN NEXT EPISODE.