One day in Fairy World Timmy and Trixie were at Jorgen and Duck-zooka's pizzeria.
Timmy: Thanks for bringing me and Trixie to Jorgen and Duck-zooka's pizzeria.
Trixie: Yeah, if the soda and the games are already amazing, just imagine what the pizza will be like.
Jorgen (arriving at that moment with a pizza): Glad you asked, here's my new 'Pain lovers' pizza, is full of barbed wire and sand, try a piece (they eat a piece, but the pizza explodes) and the landmine dough adds a special touch, the no man's land flavour.
Timmy: You know, once you get past the seared flesh it tastes pretty good.
Jorgen: Pretty good? don't you think this is the best pizza in the universe?
HP (arriving at that moment): Don't say anything Turner and Tang, not until you taste our 'Money Lovers' pizza.
Sanderson: It's a pizza that pays you back.
They eat a piece of the pixies' pizza and gold coins come out of their mouths.
Cosmo (picking up a bunch of coins): Jackpot!
HP: Don't tell me it's not better than Jorgen's piece of rabbit poop.
Anti-Cosmo: Don't say anything Turner and Tang, not until you taste...
Anti-Wanda: Our 'Friday the 13th lovers' pizza.
They eat a piece of the anti-fairy pizza and fall safes and pianos on top of them.
Anti-Cosmo: It's a pizza that gives you bad luck.
Jorgen (taking them out from under the pianos and safes): Turner and Tang, tell these guys that fairy pizzas are the best in the universe.
Anti-Cosmo: No, tell Jorgen that anti-fairy pizzas are the best in the universe.
Jorgen: No, mine is.
The three magical creatures start fighting and hit Timmy and Trixie.
Blonda: Back off all of you.
Wanda: Can't you see that Timmy and Trixie are tired of being guinea pigs in your 'who's the best in the universe' contest?
Jorgen: But Wanda, Timmy and Trixie are not fairies, pixies or anti-fairies, they are the perfect referees.
Cosmo: How about an anti-fairy godchild? go blow up their mouths.
Anti-Cosmo: We don't have godchildren, we are the opposite of fairies.
HP: Yeah and I'm surrounded by pixies who tell me what I want to hear all the time, look (he uses his magic cell phone and talks to the other pixies) who's the man?
Pixies: You are, sir.
HP: Ass-kissers.
Trixie: Okay, if you want to know who is the best in the universe, let's do it the way we do on our planet.
Timmy: That's right, with tests of strength, speed and endurance in tight knits.
Timmy and Trixie: It's time for the Fairy World Olympics.
They reappear in a large stadium.
Timmy: Welcome to the first Fairy World Olympiad, Timmy Turner speaking, beside me is my girlfriend Trixie Tang who will explain more about this event.
Trixie: Hi everyone Trixie Tang speaking, The Fairy World Olympics is a series of magical and amazing competitions between three teams of magical creatures.
Timmy: And to help us to cover this great event we're here today with figure skating champion and dreamer Scott Hemilton.
Scott: What am I doing here?
Trixie: This is just a dream.
Scott: Why am I having this dream?
Timmy: Because we needed a famous Olympic champion and the others were busy, now start narrating skater boy.
Scott: Okay, here comes the teams, first the anti-fairies who look really evil today.
Timmy: And here comes the pixies, admirable opponents full of money.
Trixie: And here comes the fairies (she looks at the stadium and Jorgen is alone) I mean fairy?!
Timmy: Hey, why is Jorgen alone?... I mean, let's talk live with Wanda for more details.
Wanda: Hi Timmy and Trixie, this is Wanda talking to you live, everyone knows Jorgen is an egomaniac jerk and won't let any of us compete.
Jorgen: That's because I'm the only fairy with athletic abilities who looks good in tight knits, that means only I can win.
Cosmo: I can win, I'm great at sports, look (he tries to hit a tennis ball with his racket but ends up hitting himself in the head) maybe Jorgen is right, hello Timmy, Trixie and Scott.
Trixie: All right then, let the games begin.
Jorgen uses his wand to light the Olympic torch.
Timmy: The first event is a test of strength and fire resistance.
Scott: Let's see who gets the gold medal in dragon lifting.
The anti-fairies try to lift the dragon, but they can barely stand its tail.
Trixie: Bad luck for the anti-fairies, here comes the pixies (the pixies try to lift the dragon, but they get burned) and they got burned.
Scott: Looks like no one is going to take the gold medal.
Suddenly the dragon is lifted by Jorgen with just one finger.
Jorgen: I WON!
The fairies score a point.
Trixie: Now it's time to North Pole vault.
HP and Anti-Cosmo try to jump over the pole, but they can't, so Jorgen jumps without a hitch and scores another point for the fairy team.
Timmy: Now it's time for rainbow jump.
They ride on skis in a rainbow and Jorgen jumps farther than his opponents who were fallen in the clouds, Jorgen continues to win every event with ease managing to score 5 points.
Jorgen: HAHAHAHAHAHA clinking, HAHAHA clinking, HAHAHA clinking.
Timmy: Okay Jorgen, now that you've proven you're great how about giving the other fairies a chance to compete?
Jorgen: Hmmm, let me think Turner... ok, done... NEVER! now where was i? oh yes, laughing and clinking, HAHAHA clinking, HAHAHA clinking, HAHAHA clinking.
Anti-Cosmo: Excuse us Mr. Von Strangle, we are two innocent little girls and we are your biggest fans (he and HP were disguised as girls).
HP: Do you mind if we take a picture of you with this incredibly large camera?
Jorgen: Well, since you're both hideous and this will be the highlight of your lives okay (he poses for the photo) chees. (a frying pan comes out of the camera and knocks him out)
Cosmo: Jeez, it's raining knocked out Jorgen, now I can compete in the games.
HP: You mean lose in games, after all the fairies know they're nothing without Jorgen.
Timmy: Hey, don't say that, fairies are amazing and they might as well take you guys down without Jorgen.
Trixie: That's right, I'm sure the fairies will win.
Anti-Cosmo: Do you really think so Tang? why don't you put money where your boyfriend's big goofy teeth are?
Timmy and Trixie: Bring it on.
HP: If the fairies win like you say, we'll do whatever you want.
Timmy: Fair enough.
Anti-Cosmo: But if the anti-fairies win you two will come with me to Anti-fairy World and become my pair of evil godchildren FOREVER!
HP: And if the pixies win, you two will come with me to Pixie World and become my evil office boy and secretary FOREVER!
Blonda: Don't accept it kids, there's a good chance we'll be terrible without Jorgen.
Anti-Cosmo: That's it Tang, don't accept it because...
He and HP start clucking like chickens.
Trixie: We accept.
Timmy: That's right.
Wanda: Kids, this is crazy.
Scott (Dressed as a chicken): This is Scott Hemilton, the chicken king of this dream.
Trixie: No, THAT's crazy, but it's also crazy for you to think you can't defeat these morons.
Timmy: Plus, thanks to Jorgen we're already 5 medals ahead, they'll never catch us, now it's time for the magical obstacle course.
The competitors were Binky, Anti-Wanda and Sanderson and soon Binky managed to surpass the other two.
Binky: Yeah, I'm winning, I'm winning!
Timmy: Go Binky!
Trixie: I knew the fairies would win.
Anti-Cosmo (watching in hiding): Yeah, I'm cheating, I'm cheating!
Anti-Cosmo uses his wand to lift Binky's hurdle just as he was about to jump it, which causes him to be thrown towards the torch and Anti-Wanda wins the race, scoring a point for the anti-fairies, the next event was boxing and the contestant chosen by the fairies was the April Fool.
April Fool: Are you sure about that, I'm much better at punch line than punching.
Wanda: Remember, keep your gloves up and don't hit them below the waist.
HP (to Sanderson): And remember, fill your gloves with gold and hit them below the waist.
The two face off and Sanderson sends the April Fool flying with a punch, scoring a point for the pixies team.
Trixie: Now it's time for the cloud dive.
Anti-Wanda dives in and scores 0, 1.2, 1 and 2.
Juandissimo: Watch me win this event with a triple pirouetted carpad with big spin, I'm going to melt the hearts of the judges.
Anti-Cosmo (hidden in a submarine): Not if I melt you first.
He uses his wand to teleport the torch to the front of the trampoline which burns his opponent, making him score 0, 0, 0 and -1, the events continue until it was 14 for the anti-fairies, 14 for the pixies and the fairies still had only 5 points.
Scott (wearing a sombrero and speaking with a Mexican accent): Ai caramba after 33 events I'm loving my dream, but mis amigos Timmy and Trixie are freaking out because the anti-fairies and pixies are on fire.
Juandissimo: Well, we're on fire too, we're just not winning.
Anti-Cosmo: Hello soon to be evil godchildren, look, I already bought you some evil shorts for when we go to the soccer games, or fishing, OR TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE.
HP: And I've already set aside your office supplies, look, an evil cell phone that connects to me directly.
Timmy: Hello.
HP (answering cell phone): Hello Timmy.
Blonda: Admit it kids, we're not going to win.
Trixie: Yes we will!
Timmy: Exactly, because we are now your new coaches.
Wanda: Ok Trixie, I admit you did a good job training Timmy for that fight against Francis, but now it's a completely different situation, we're down by 9 medals and there are only 10 events to go, it's just impossible.
Trixie: The game is over only when it ends.
Timmy: That's it, you know there is a Brazilian soccer team that won the championship even with 4 red cards and 2 penalties against them and if they did it, you can do it too.
Trixie: That's right, we're gonna win, first I wish these ridiculous shorts are gone.
The fairies grant the wish, but make the children's clothes disappear too.
Timmy: Second, I wish we were in our normal clothes.
The fairies grant the wish.
Trixie: Third, you have to start believing in yourselves and not what Jorgen says about you.
Timmy: And fourth, let's defeat the cheaters by uncheating their cheating.
Cupid: What did they say?
Juandissimo: I think they want a cheetah.
Cupid: Okay.
He poofs in a cheetah.
Wanda: Timmy and Trixie are right, fairies are awesome, let's do it, tight knits for everyone.
Scott: The still dreamy Scott Hemilton announces that Timmy Turner and Trixie Tang are the new coaches for the fairy team, but down by 9 medals with just 10 more events they'll have to win them all, or they'll wear evil shorts forever, now it's time for the 100 meters peppemint sprint.
The competitor chosen by the fairy team was Mamma Cosma.
Mamma Cosma: Are you sure you want me to run kids? it's time for my beauty sleep.
Trixie: That's what we're counting on.
The race begins and Timmy uses a music box that puts Mamma Cosma to sleep.
Timmy: I wish for a pillow.
Juandissimo: Do you want feathers, cotton or foam? what, I also take beauty naps.
He grabs a pillow and uses it to cushion Mamma Cosma's fall, but her hair crosses the finish line before HP and Anti-Cosmo.
Trixie: Fairies Win.
HP: Nice victory Turner and Tang, but enjoy it because it was the last.
Anti-Cosmo: You can't outsmart a cheating cheater while they're cheating.
Cupid: Oh, he wants an cheetah too? fine.
He poofs in a cheetah that attacks HP and Anti-Cosmo.
Trixie: The next event is archery.
Cosmo: Pick me coach Trixie, I'm great, look (he tries to shoot an arrow but ends up shooting his head).
Timmy: Actually, we already have the perfect man for the job (Cupid of course).
Cupid: Watch the love doctor in action, nurse! (a fairy dressed as a nurse gives him the arrows).
At this moment, a pixie holds a gold bar in front of the sun with the intention of blinding Cupid and preventing him from hitting the target.
Cupid: AAAAAAHHH, MY CORNIA!
Trixie: We need a mirror.
Juandissimo: Distorted or compact?
She takes a mirror and puts it in front of Cupid which ends up blinding HP and Anti-Cosmo.
Anti-Cosmo and HP: AAAAAAAAHHH, OUR CORNIA (they miss the target)!
Cupid (after recovering): Hello bull's eye, the doctor will see you now.
He shoots three arrows, hitting the center of each of the targets, events continue until the fairies reach 13 points.
Timmy: Time for fantastic convulsive gymnastics, we need a fairy who is good at flipping.
Cosmo: Pick me Coach Timmy, I can totally flip, look (he flips but his head drops and rolls across the floor) my body ended up in the bathroom.
Trixie: Anyone else?
Poof: Poof, poof.
Timmy: Look Poof, I don't want to pressure you, but if you don't get a perfect 10 we lose, I become an office boy, Trixie becomes a secretary and you won't get this lollipop, now go and crush them.
Poof does several flips and lands on his feet getting 10 of all the judges.
Sanderson: They gave him a perfect 10.
HP: Not if we give them a perfect 10 million.
He shows the judges a suitcase full of money and they change Poof's grades to zeros.
Timmy: I wish for a hairdryer.
Juandissimo: For the head, chest or armpit?
Timmy: Cash dismissed.
He uses the hairdryer to blow the pixies' money away which makes the judges give a perfect 10 for Poof again and with that the fairies tie the competition.
Scott (dressed as a knight and riding an ostrich): Sir. Scott Hemilton here leading my ostrich army, if this wasn't a dream I would say I was dreaming because the fairies are making an incredible comeback, just one more event left and the question still remains, can the pixies and the anti-fairies beat the fairy dream team that seems unstoppable?
Trixie: All right, we need a perfect athlete for the last event, the 1 million year race.
Cosmo: Pick me coaches, I'm great at running through time look (he picks up a clock and runs towards it, breaking the clock and making his head come out of his body)
At that moment Timmy and Trixie look at each other.
Timmy and Trixie: Cosmo, you're our man.
All (shocked): WHAT?
Jorgen (waking up): I had a terrible nightmare, I dreamed the games were tied, Scott was on an ostrich, Turner and Tang chose Cosmo and you were all there, but now I have to get back to my role as the only fairy who can win.
Timmy: And we're going to celebrate this moment by taking your picture.
Jorgen (posing for the photo): Chees. (a frying pan comes out of the camera and knocks him out)
Juandissimo: Hear two things, first I'm incredibly sexy, second, Cosmo instead of Jorgen? are you locos?
Wanda: Hey, Cosmo is the man I love... but kids, are you locos?
Trixie: Trust us, we totally know what we're doing.
By the time of the race Anti-Cosmo and HP were already on the starting line.
HP: Turner, I always knew you were dumb.
Anti-Cosmo: But Tang really surprised us, we're going to race Cosmo?
Timmy: Stop being so cocky, Cosmo is going to beat you fair and square.
Cosmo: I thought my body was in the bathroom but it wasn't.
Trixie: Cosmo, you are about to race in the biggest race of our lives.
Cosmo: That's right Trixie, you won't regret choosing me.
The start is given.
Cosmo: Because I'm super focused, when Duck-zooka gives the signal, you'll see...
Timmy, Trixie and the fairies: RUN COSMO, RUN!
He starts running, but HP and Anti-Cosmo are already way ahead.
Anti-Cosmo: It's going to be so good to win, maybe you'd like to come to dinner with me and my new evil godchildren, we'll serve a big bowl of YOU LOSE.
HP: The only thing you're going to eat tonight is my dust (he makes a time scooter appear) so long punk.
Anti-Cosmo: Hey, this is cheating...I like it (he makes a plane appear).
They keep running in dinosaur age when suddenly they start shooting each other with lasers, meanwhile Cosmo was flying carefree and very slowly.
Cosmo: I don't know why everyone's worried, it's going to be a piece of cake. (he bumps into a dinosaur that throws him away)
They keep running, now in the middle ages and the two villains keep trying to attack each other with lasers, suddenly Cosmo has passed through the portal.
Arthur: Who dares enter King Arthur's camelot?
Cosmo: It is I... Sir Scared-a-lot.
Arthur: What can I do to put you on one of my camels today? I have this beauty of two humps and low mileage.
Cosmo: Hey, it has that new camel smell.
He kicks the camel, which causes him to be thrown and only his head passes through the portal, they reappear in the revolucionary war between United States and England.
George Washington: We're out of cannon balls, the war is lost.
Cosmo: I'm lost too, have you seen a swirling portal around here? or maybe my body?
George Washington: Wait, I'm going to use this talking green cannon ball (he smells Cosmo's head) hey, it has that new camel smell.
Back to the stadium.
Scott: We are here waiting for the athletes, who will win the Fairy World Olympics? (Anti-Cosmo appears, followed by HP) will be the anti-fairies, followed by the pixies and no sign of Cosmo.
Anti-Cosmo: Anti-fairies rule.
HP: Wrong again, punk. (he presses a button that makes a barrier to trap Anti-Cosmo, he tries to get ahead, but Anti-Cosmo does the same to him)
Scott: Looks like cheating stopped the two leaders.
Anti-Cosmo: But it didn't stop us for long.
They get out of their vehicles and keep running.
Scott: They're neck to neck until the end, but where's Cosmo?
Trixie: Where are you Cosmo?
Timmy: We don't want to wear evil shorts.
Meanwhile:
George Washington: Must shoot cannonballs.
He shoots Cosmo's head which destroys the enemies and heads towards the portal, meanwhile:
Scott: Looks like we're going to need the photo to decide.
Jorgen (waking up): I dreamed that the photo would decide and I wouldn't be in it.
Scott: Who will be the champion of the Fairy World Olympics? (the picture is taken, but at this moment Cosmo's head passes the two villains and crosses the finish line) It's Cosmo, by a head.
The fairies win the Olympics.
Timmy: Nice going Cosmo, I knew you could do it.
Cosmo: Thanks Timmy, but it's you and Trixie who deserve to get this gold.
Wanda: For showing us that if we believe in ourselves and take our heads off, we can cross the finish line first.
Blonda: Cool, but how did you know Cosmo would win?
Juandissimo: Blonda is right, after all he is the weakest and least handsome of us all.
Trixie: Exactly, that's why HP and Anti-Cosmo didn't even bother about cheat him, they just cheated each other.
Anti-Cosmo: You won the Fairy World Olympics Turner and Tang.
Timmy: And also our little bet.
HP: So what do you want us to do?
Jorgen: Yeah, make them do something humiliating, like go around naked singing 'fairies are the best, fairies are the best' and 'kick me' on a poster pasted to their asses, yeah that would be great.
Timmy and Trixie look at each other.
Timmy and Trixie: We're going to make them do...nothing.
Everyone: What?
Timmy: I think they learned their lesson, cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
HP: You guys are great kids, if you were my employees I promote both of you.
Anti-Cosmo: And if you were my godchildren I would let you wear pants.
Trixie: Thanks guys.
Timmy: Hey, how about we celebrate this moment with a photo?
Jorgen: I'm on it! (he poses for the picture) chees!
A frying pan comes out of the camera and knocks out the three.
Trixie: Sweet dreams.
She and Timmy kiss.
Wanda: Speaking of dreams, I think it's time we sent Scott home.
Timmy: Oh yes, Cosmo, Wanda, make it so.
They raise their wands and send Scott home.
Trixie: That's it guys, end of this chapter.
Timmy: I saw what you did at that moment Mr. Writer, in fact I think anyone who knows a little about brazilian soccer teams noticed it.
Writer: Yes, even though this team isn't living their best moment this is really my favourite team.
Timmy: Cool, and I'm sure this team is much better than their rival who wears red, but changing the subject now, what will happen next?
Writer: We are almost at the end of this story, the next few chapters will be the last.
Timmy: I think I know what that means.
Trixie: Me too.
Writer: Exactly, Wishology is coming and I guarantee it will have several differences from the original episode.
Blonda: What do you think will happen?
Wanda: Read and find out.
Cosmo: CONTINUES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.