PREVIOUSLY: Timmy is having a very weird morning, Jorgen took his fairies away and nobody (except Trixie) remembered him and to make things worse whenever someone said his name some robots showed up wanting to eliminate him, he and Trixie try to run away and they're saved by Jorgen who takes them to Fairy World and explains to them that Timmy is the chosen one to defeat an enemy called Darkness, for that they must find a white wand, they return to Earth and try to find the fairies, but got captured by MERF agents, they escape, find the fairies and later find the white wand, Timmy uses it to defeat the Darkness and everything seems fine, but suddenly another guy named Turbo Thunder appears claiming that he was the chosen one, Trixie doesn't care and says that Timmy will always be her chosen one, however without them noticing all the stars in the sky (which are actually fairy warriors) disappear.
It was a quiet day in Fairy World, when suddenly a bunch of Eliminators attack.
Head Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner.
Timmy (appearing at that moment with the white wand): Don't you mean Timmy the chosen one?
He uses the white wand and destroys several Eliminators, until suddenly one of them comes up behind Timmy and tries to swallow him, but at that moment Trixie arrives, kicks the robot and starts fighting alongside Timmy.
Trixie: Don't worry Timmy, I'll help you.
They are destroying the Eliminators, but suddenly their leader manages to swallow them both.
Head Eliminator: It's over, you can't stop the Darkness.
Suddenly he starts to squirm and is destroyed by Timmy from the inside out.
Timmy: And you can't stop the chosen one, nor his girlfriend.
Afterwards it is revealed that this was just a video game telling the story of the chosen one's battle against the Darkness.
Timmy: This game is great!
Wanda: Yeah, but don't play it around Poof, he's too young to see such a violent game.
Suddenly Poof kicks Cosmo, just like Trixie did with the Eliminator in the game.
Trixie: Don't worry Wanda, everything will be fine.
Cosmo: Trixie is right, it's not like the Darkness is just going to come back out of nowhere.
Timmy: I love being the Chosen One, check this out (he picks up a phone) hello, I want a million gifts in the Chosen one's suite and don't tell me what's in them, surprise me.
At that moment a bunch of presents appear in front of them.
Cosmo: I like it because there are a lot of weenies (he starts eating the weenies but Poof kicks him).
Wanda: I think we should go back to Earth now.
Trixie: I agree with you Wanda, my parents must be worried about me.
Timmy (sigh): Okay, I wish we're back on Earth.
The fairies grant the wish and they return to Earth.
Trixie: Well guys, Blonda and I are going home now, see you later Timmy.
Timmy: See you later Trixie, no problem, there's nothing to worry about.
She goes to her house, sometime later Mark Chang, Timmy's alien friend, shows up.
Mark: Turner, you have to help me!
Timmy: Mark, what are you doing here?
Mark: My planet was attacked by robots and swallowed by an evil dark swirl.
Timmy: An evil dark swirl eh? that means the Darkness is back, I hope it's hungry as I'm going to give it a... AAAAAAHHHH, THE DARKNESS IS BACK! I WON'T TAKE FIGHTING THE DARKNESS AGAIN!
Cosmo: Is that your new heroic quote Timmy? because it's a little long.
Wanda: And not very heroic.
Mark: But you're like the chosen one, you've already defeated that thing and you can do it again.
Timmy: You know, this is a funny story, actually I'm kind of not the chosen one, it's actually Turbo Thunder and... wait, how did you know I was the chosen one? I never told you and you're squeezing me a little tight.
Mark: Because I must (his mouth is a black hole) eliminate Timmy Turner.
Fairies: It's an Eliminator!
Timmy: I wish the Mark Eliminator was gone.
The fairies try to grant the wish, but at this moment the Mark Eliminator takes their wands, Timmy is about to be swallowed when a spaceship falls on top of the Eliminator destroying it, from inside that spaceship another Mark comes out.
Mark: Hey Earth buddies!
Cosmo: It's another Mark Eliminator!
Poof throws his diaper in Mark's direction, but he opens his mouth (which isn't a black hole) and eats the diaper.
Timmy: No black hole mouth, eat diapers, it's the real Mark!
Mark: Timmy Turner, greatest warrior in the universe, you have to help me, my planet has been swallowed by an evil dark swirl.
Timmy: Relax buddy, I have a plan... (Trixie suddenly appears)
Trixie (hugging Timmy): Timmy, help me, the Eliminators are back, they've taken my parents, we gotta do something.
Timmy: Trixie, I'm glad you're okay... wait a minute, you have a fairy, why didn't you wish they were gone... and you're squeezing me quite tight.
Trixie: Because I must (her mouth is a black hole) eliminate Timmy Turner (she tries to swallow Timmy and Mark).
Suddenly the Trixie Eliminator is hit by a magical beam and the real Trixie appears.
Trixie: Looks like I arrived just in time, as I see the Eliminators are back.
Timmy: Yes, I noticed it, they also stole the fakefires from Mark's planet, but don't worry, I have a plan, we have to find Turbo Thunder, he uses his turbo armpits in the Darkness, the Darkness goes bye-bye and I live happily ever affter in Dimmsdale and me and Trixie got married.
Trixie: ...Good plan, let's go to Fairy World.
Blonda raises her wand and teleports them to Fairy World, just before that:
Turbo: The Darkness is back! the Darkness is back!
Jorgen: I'm tired of your craziness.
Turbo: Wait, you can't banish Turbo Thunder from Fairy World.
Jorgen raises his wand and sends Turbo Thunder away, at that moment Timmy and the others arrive.
Jorgen: Too bad, you guys missed seeing me banishing Turbo Blunder from Fairy World.
Timmy, Trixie and the fairies: Why did you did that?
Jorgen: He was crazy, he was screaming 'The Darkness is back' all the time.
Timmy, Trixie and the fairies: The Darkness is back!
Jorgen: …Then we have to go back to the Cave of Destiny.
Back to the Cave of Destiny:
Jorgen: Are you guys telling me there's a second part of the Cave Prophecy? I have the sight of an eagle, the speed of a hawk and the wisdom of an owl, if there was a second part I would know it.
Trixie turns on the light in the cave and reveals the second part of the prophecy.
Jorgen: Okay, maybe I have the sight of a mole and the wisdom of a clothesline, but I still have the strength of a lion.
Trixie: The Cave Prophecy part 2, how to find the second wand.
Mark: It says here: the second wand is hidden in the star crater on the blue moon.
Timmy: Is it written in Yugopotamian?
Mark: Yeah, that's why it's getting on my nerves.
Jorgen: Prepare to get even more nervous, my mole sight detected those stalactites moving.
The stalactites were actually Eliminators in disguise, they shoot a net and capture the five fairies.
Head Eliminator: Take them and put them with the others.
Timmy: Others? what does he mean by others?
Trixie: I think we have bigger problems.
They are surrounded by the Eliminators, but suddenly they hit the cave wall and are transported back to Timmy's room.
Mark: What happened?
Trixie: I don't know, we magically went back to Timmy's room.
Timmy: I don't know what happened either, I just know that we have to find this second wand and defeat the Darkness.
Mark: We, what do you mean by 'we'?
Timmy: Exactly, now I name you our sidekick.
Mark: Oh, not gonna happen, it's the chosen uno, not the chosen duo, you who are the chosen ones go there, defeat the dumbots and you as his girlfriend help him, while the not chosen one, this is me stay here with these delicious little tubes of meat that I love (he says eating some weenies)
Trixie: Must I remind you that you lost your entire family and your planet to those things?
Timmy: That's it, are you a man or a mouse?
He uses the fakefire and turns into a mouse.
Timmy: We're going to have to do this without him, come on Trixie.
They go downstairs, but are attacked by Eliminators disguised as Timmy's parents, all seemed lost to them, until Mark appeared.
Mark: All right dumbots, say hello to (he uses his fakefire to transform into a kangaroo) Chang-Garoo (he kicks the Eliminators and saves Timmy and Trixie) now say bye bye.
They leave, but the Eliminators follow them.
Timmy: Mark where is your ship?
Mark: I... sort of left it on my planet.
The Eliminators keep following them, so they head back to Timmy's house, but end up trapped.
Head Eliminator: It's over for you chosen one, you don't have magic, you don't have powers, you don't have weapons.
The Eliminators merge and transform into a black hole.
Timmy: That's what you think (he opens a box and throws a radio at the Eliminators)
Trixie: And we also have... this (she opens another box and throws roller skates at the Eliminators)
Timmy: Now get ready to taste my weenies... it wasn't the action phrase I was hoping for but you got it.
They start throwing weenies at the Eliminators until they are destroyed.
Timmy: And now what do we do? we don't have magic and we don't have anyone who likes us to help us.
Mark: Isn't there someone who hates you who can help?
Trixie: Hmm, even though I don't know how we beat those guys with weenies and a radio, I have an idea.
They leave, but the Eliminators rebuild themselves and now that they've absorbed the radio and the skates they've gone around skating and singing 'Get Timmy Turner', meanwhile in Abracatraz (Fairy World's maximum security prison) the Eliminators were taking Timmy's parents, Trixie's parents, Chester, AJ, Sanjay and Elmer.
Timmy's Mom: Where are we again?
Timmy's Dad: The last thing I remember is that we were on the beach when we got sucked in by a man who looks just like me.
AJ: I assume we've been abducted by a super alien race that can shape-shift to anything they want.
Timmy's Dad: Either that or you ate a bunch of bad weenies.
Eliminator: The bald boy is right, we are aliens.
Trixie's Mom: Aliens? right, what are you going to show us next? fairies?
Timmy's Dad: Ha, there aren't weenies in the world that are bad enough to make me believe that.
They are thrown into the cells and find Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Blonda and Jorgen.
Timmy's Dad: Bad... bad weenies... (they all faint)
Sometime later in the Crocker Cave:
Crocker: Finally, today is the day my telescope will find the legendary FAIRY WORLD! (he looks through the telescope but finds nothing) DARN IT!
Timmy: Mr. Crocker I...
Crocker: Turner and Tang, what are you two doing here?
Trixie: There's no time to explain, we need your help.
Crocker: Tell me you have FAIRIES and we have a deal.
Timmy and Trixie: We have fairies.
Crocker: DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY... oh wow that was so anti-climactic but I'm a man of word, what do you want?
They tell the whole story to Crocker.
Crocker: You guys are in luck, in one of my failed attempts to locate Fairy World I found the blue moon of the Vegon system.
Trixie: Great! now all we need is a spaceship.
Mark: She's right, I can't get a spaceship out of my pocket.
Timmy: I can get us one, I just need a laptop, fast internet connection and a fart cushion.
Mark: There you go. (he takes the things Timmy asked for from his pocket) what? I said I couldn't get a spaceship out of my pocket.
Some time later in Death Ball, Dark Laser saw a video that called him Fart Laser.
Dark Laser: Who posted this?... Turner of course (he goes to Earth) Timmy Turner, now you've gone too far.
Trixie: Okay, we don't have time to explain, we need your spaceship.
Mark: Cool, but is this army of guys who hate you guys going to help us find the wand?
Timmy: Not yet, there are still a few left (he gets an ATM and Trixie gets a Timmy doll, they dump the things on the spaceship and Vicky and Tootie get on the ship).
Vicky: Hey, that money is fake.
Tootie: And this Timmy is just a doll... the real one is over there (she tries to run to Timmy, but Trixie stops her)
Trixie: There's no time to explain, we have to go to the mall.
They go to the mall and Veronica was there, they lure her into the ship and take off.
Veronica: Hey, this isn't a store at the mall, why am I in a spaceship? and why are Timmy, Trixie, our crazy teacher and these guys I don't know here too?
Timmy: Alright, now we can explain everything, a mysterious being has captured our family and friends and we need to find a super powerful wand to defeat it.
Trixie: Yeah and for that we'll need the help of our greatest enemies.
Timmy: Those are you guys.
Vicky: And why would we help you?
Timmy: You (Vicky) get 25 bucks, you (Crocker) can see our fairies and you (Dark Laser) can destroy me once the fight is over.
Vicky, Crocker and Dark Laser: Deal.
Tootie: Hey, what about us?
Veronica: Yeah, we didn't say we would help you.
Tootie: I agree with you Veronica, I would even do that if it was just for Timmy, but THERE'S NO WAY I'm going to help Trixie.
Veronica: I say the same.
Trixie: Oh I can't believe I'm going to say this but... Tootie this mission is going to be very dangerous, maybe even life threatening, if I don't survive you can have Timmy. And Veronica, since I don't know you very well you can ask me anything, I'll give it to you.
Veronica: Anything?
Trixie: Anything.
Tootie and Veronica: Okay, we accept.
Back to Abracatraz:
Timmy's Dad: So you're Timmy's fairy godparents and this is your magical baby.
Timmy's Mom: And you grant his every wish?
Wanda: Not just any wish, there are some rules.
Trixie's Mom: And you (Blonda) are Trixie's fairy godmother, that explains how she always left the house without me noticing to go out with Timmy.
Blonda: Yes, that's it.
Trixie's Mom: Now everything makes sense, oh that girl is going to see something.
Blonda: Wait a minute, you have no right to be mad at her, you weren't a very good mother, you tried to do everything to stop Trixie from being who she is.
Trixie's Dad: She's right honey, you should put that nonsense aside and accept our daughter as she is.
Blonda: Not so fast Mr. Tang, you're not much better than your wife, after all you just stood there looking and never did anything to stop her.
Trixie's Dad: … you're right, oh I'm so ashamed, we have to escape and apologize to her.
Timmy's Mom: Wait a minute, could Timmy have wished all my chores were done when I got home tired?
Wanda: Sure, that's a piece of cake, but you guys don't deserve this help either, after everything you did to Timmy, leaving him with that monster (Vicky).
Poof: Poof poof.
Wanda: Poof is right, now what matters is that we have to get out of here and join forces with Timmy and Trixie to defeat the Darkness.
Jorgen: Get back, I'm going to break down the door of this cell (the Eliminators appear)... I mean I'm hungry.
Eliminator 1: Don't even think about trying to escape.
Eliminator 2: You are not smart enough.
Without them noticing Poof was hiding behind them.
Cosmo: Look! Poof escaped.
Poof dresses up as a ninja and starts destroying the Eliminators.
Wanda: I knew he shouldn't have played that game.
He keeps attacking the Eliminators until they're all destroyed, then he pulls the lever that frees the others.
Jorgen: Now let's help Timmy and Trixie.
Blonda: We don't have any magic.
Jorgen: Oh darn it!
Meanwhile in the Death Ball:
Mark (yawning and trying to wrap one of his tentacles around Vicky): This long space trip is making me so tired...
Vicky: Don't even think about it.
Timmy: This long space trip is making me hungry.
Trixie: Me too, do you have any snacks there?
Dark Laser: I serve death, not snacks, but I think there's something to eat in Vegetaria.
Crocker: Vegetaria? this is the coldest non-magic sector in the galaxy and we don't have super-weather-protective clothing like yours.
Dark Laser: Here, I have blankets, earplugs and my ex-wife's fur coat.
They walk into a restaurant dressed as Star Wars characters, Timmy was dressed as Luke Skywalker, Trixie was dressed as Rey Skywalker, Mark was dressed as R2-D2, Crocker was dressed as Chewbacca, Tootie was dressed as Yoda, Vicky was dressed of Princess Leia and Veronica was dressed as C3-PO.
Timmy: This looks strangely familiar.
They sit at a table.
Vicky: What's the menu here?
Waiter: We have a delicious chosen one soup.
Timmy: Looks good, what's in it?
Waiter: You (the waiter and everyone else are Eliminators)
Timmy: It's a trap!
They try to run away but end up surrounded.
Trixie: It's no use running away, we have to fight.
Vicky (picking up her chainsaw): Finally some violence around here.
Timmy, Trixie and Dark Laser take their lightsabers, Crocker takes a freezing beam, Mark presses a button on his fakefire revealing a huge laser cannon, and Tootie takes a cane similar to Yoda's.
Veronica: Hey, what do I use for a weapon?
Dark Laser: Here, use these forks.
Crocker: I think it's time for you guys to chill out on my FAIRY FREEZER.
He was about to shoot, but the Head Eliminator swallows the weapon and absorbs it.
Crocker: Did I say my fairy freezer? I meant your fairy freezer, which looks great on you.
He shoots Crocker and freezes him.
Dark Laser: Surrender, you are no match for my lightsaber.
The Head Eliminator swallows the lightsaber and absorbs it.
Dark Laser: Did I say my lightsaber? I meant your lightsaber, which looks really nice on you too.
Dark Laser is frozen too.
Vicky: Face the fury of my chainsaw.
The Head Eliminator swallows her chainsaw, thus absorbing it as well.
Vicky: Did I say my chainsaw? I meant your chainsaw, which looks wonderful on you.
She is also frozen.
Tootie: Destroy you, now I will.
They didn't even bother absorbing her weapon, they just froze her.
Veronica: May the forks be with... (before she finishes the sentence she is frozen and they are sucked into the Eliminators, leaving only Timmy, Trixie and Mark)
Timmy: Oh no, we're stuck.
Mark: No problem, I'll make a way out for us.
He uses his laser cannon to destroy the Eliminators, but as soon as they leave the restaurant the Darkness appears.
Trixie: We're doomed, goodbye Timmy.
Timmy: Goodbye Trixie, you're the best girlfriend I've ever had... you were the only girlfriend I've ever had, but if I had another you would definitely be the best, Mark do you have any last word?
Mark: Only one comes to my mind...
Timmy, Trixie and Mark: HELP!
Suddenly a spaceship appears and saves them.
Darkness: TIMMY TURNER.
Meanwhile in Abracatraz:
Eliminator 1: The fairy prisoners have escaped, where are the magic wands?
Eliminator 2: They're in sector 3, those idiot fairies will never find them.
Eliminator 1 (revealing that he's Jorgen): You said it, idiot (he knocks out the Eliminator with a punch), now to sector 3!
Timmy's Dad: Wait! Could Timmy have wished for Dinkelberg in a poop sandwich?
Jorgen: Even with three layers, now let's go.
They arrive in sector 3 and Jorgen tries to break into the vault, but he can't.
Jorgen: Even with the strength of a medium-sized cat I can't open it.
Cosmo: Stand back, as I have the speed of a running shoe, the wisdom of an old pillow, and a baby who knows martial arts chop it down Poof.
He throws Poof towards the vault and he eats the lock.
Wanda: We have our wands back.
Jorgen: Quick, let's poof to Timmy's side.
AJ: We don't know where he is.
Jorgen: Oh darn it!
Meanwhile on an unknown planet:
Timmy: Turbo Thunder? you saved us?
Turbo: Yes, I need your help to find the second wand, tell me where it is so we can defeat the Darkness together.
Trixie: Why should we trust you?
Suddenly the Darkness appears and begins to swallow the planet.
Turbo: It's swallowing the Thunder World, tell me where the wand is so we can destroy this monster.
Trixie: Okay, the wand is in the blue moon of the Vegon system.
Turbo (getting on his spaceship): To the blue moon of Vegon.
Timmy: Hey what about us? you said we would do this together.
Turbo: Yeah, I Turbo lied, so long suckers.
He leaves and leaves Timmy and the others behind sometime later in the blue moon:
Turbo: Now I just pull out this wand (he tries to get the wand but he can't) but it won't budge.
At this moment Mark appears and spits Timmy and Trixie.
Timmy: Never, EVER do that again.
Mark: Sorry, you mean... SAVE YOUR AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LIFE?
Trixie: Never mind that, we have more important things to do.
Turbo: Hey, what are you guys doing here?
Suddenly a huge golem appears.
Golem: Before this wand you can possess, you must first pass the chosen test.
Turbo: Test? I don't have time for tests, test this (he will attack the golem) perish stone monster before the power of my Thunder Clap (he was about to attack but the golem sends him flying).
Golem (seeing Timmy, Trixie and Mark): Who's there? Before this wand you can possess, you must first pass the chosen test.
Trixie: Listen, we don't want to fight you.
Timmy: Yeah, but we need this wand to save our families and our sidekick's planet, please you have to help us.
Golem: The Chosen One never attacks unless attacked and always trusts before mistrusting, it's you (he's about to hand Timmy the wand) Here's your wand, Chosen One.
Suddenly he gets sucked in and the Eliminators attack.
Head Eliminator: Looking for this?
Meanwhile on Abracatraz the Eliminators were bringing in Timmy and Trixie's enemies.
Eliminator 1: Leave them here, they are no threat to us.
They leave the enemies there, but they are hit by magic beams and that other eliminator turns out to be Jorgen.
Jorgen: But we hope they are a help to us.
He unfreezes Timmy and Trixie's enemies.
Wanda: Where are Timmy and Trixie?
Veronica: If they escaped they must be in the blue moon of Vegon... oh my gosh how did I remember that?
Jorgen: To the blue moon of Vegon... we're good now aren't we? we have everything we need.
Blonda: We're good.
they teleport to the blue moon.
Head Eliminator: No magic wand can stop us Chosen one, we will always come back in greater numbers and now you will finally meet the Darkness.
Another bunch of Eliminators with magic wands appear.
Eliminator 1: Think again (he reveals he's Jorgen) robot punk.
Timmy and Trixie's families, friends, enemies and fairies use their magic wands to destroy all the Eliminators.
Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda!
Trixie: Blonda!
Timmy and Trixie: With our parents?...you saved us.
Timmy's Dad: You bet we did, by the way (he points to Cosmo) Dinkelberg, poop sandwich, Monday.
Tootie: Timmy, I wanted to tell you... I think we should just be friends, you have a fantastic girlfriend and I don't want to take that away from you.
Veronica: Trixie, I also wanted to apologize for not being the friend you deserve, can we start over?
Trixie: Of course.
Tootie: I only ask you one thing, Trixie, take good care of him.
Trixie: I promise I will.
Chester: Look guys, I didn't want to interrupt this beautiful moment but... THERE'S A HUGE SWIRL OF DEATH COMING FOR US!
Trixie: Timmy, the wand.
Timmy takes his wand and places it on a pedestal.
Timmy: Now say goodbye to the Darkness, FOREVER.
The wand gets huge and looks like it's going to wipe out the Darkness, but all it does is produce a gale.
Jorgen: That's not right, it's supposed to shoot a magic laser that would destroy the Darkness, but it's not shooting any lasers.
The Darkness is almost sucking all of Timmy's friends.
Jorgen: Turner, say the word and I'll poof us all away from here.
Timmy: But no matter where I go, the Darkness will keep following me.
Timmy's Dad: What does the Darkness want?
Darkness: TIMMY TURNER.
Timmy: I think it wants... me, there's only one thing left to do now.
Trixie: What do you mean by... oh no you're not thinking about... DON'T DO IT TIMMY!
Timmy: I have to stop the Darkness before it gets all of you (he tries to jump into the Darkness, but Trixie takes his hand).
Trixie: Okay Timmy, so I'll go with you.
Timmy: No, you have a whole life ahead of you, I'm going to stop the Darkness and I want you to promise me that you'll move on.
Trixie: I... I... okay.
Timmy: But before how about one last kiss?
He and Trixie kiss and Timmy jumps into the Darkness.
Timmy: I love you Trixie Tang (those were the last words they could hear from him).
All: Timmy!
Trixie (bursting into tears): I love you too Timmy Turner.
Everyone else starts to cry.
Veronica: He saved us all.
Vicky: I WILL NEVER CALL HIM A TWERP AGAIN.
Mark: There there, Vicky, let me hold you, and comfort you, and make out with you (she elbows him).
Trixie's Mom: Why was I so mean to him?
Crocker: I'm sad too, it looks like I lost a friend who... I wanted to get rid of...
Everyone was crying inconsolably, but no one was sadder than Trixie, but the good news is the Darkness has pulled away.
Writer: Okay folks, end of story (Trixie looks at him (by that I mean me) and she doesn't look happy)... just kidding, of course Timmy won't end up like this.
Trixie: Oh, what a relief, I swear I thought you were going to do this craziness.
Blonda: Well, the final chapter is coming, what do you think will happen?
Wanda: Read and find out.
Cosmo: Get ready because the next one is THE FINAL CHAPTER!
