That night, the seekers went into the room they'd share. Three beds lined the wall. Starscream claimed the one in the middle by jumping on it. It immediately sank in the middle.
"This is a piece of junk!" He yelled.
"Skywarp can have that one". Thundercracker said.
"Why me?!"
"Maybe laying in that hole will help buffer some of your snoring".
Skywarp crawled into the bed-and rolled into the ditch-burrowing under the blankets, grumbling all the while. Starscream jumped into the bed on the left and grunted.
"This feels like a brick!"
"I'll take that one, try the other". Thundercracker said, hoping to keep Starscream in a decent mood.
"How's that one, Goldilocks?" Skywarp called from his burrow.
"It smells".
"Do you want this one?" Thundercracker asked.
"No, it would be bad for my back". Starscream said.
"Good night, Gramps!" Skywarp said.
"Shut up, Skywarp!"
"Good night", Thundercracker said, turning off the light.
"It's a good thing this trip was free because I wouldn't have paid for it". Starscream complained as the three stood near the ships railing. Skywarp was leaning on it, rubbing his face with his hand.
"Starscream, could you stop complaining for five minutes?" Asked Thundercracker. "Look at that scenery!"
"What scenery? There's nothing to look at but miles of rusty sea!"
Thundercracker pulled Skywarp away from the railing and put an arm around his shoulders.
"Look at Skywarp," he said. "He's been enjoying this whole trip. Why can't you be more like him?" He slapped Skywarp on the back, which resulted in Skywarp throwing energon up all over Thundercracker's feet. When Starscream realized what happened, he burst into laughter.
"How's the scenery now, Thundercracker?" He cackled.
Thundercracker sighed and went to go clean up.
