Mayor Austin: Okay, now I'm mildly upset. Fuse Bots, assemble!
(dramatic music)
(panicked murmuring)
Mayor Austin: I want every member of The Cork Men and every child thrown out of my town right away! Go! Go! GO!
Fuse Bot: Fuse Bots! Initiate synchronized tactical attack removal, NOW!
(Fuse Bots try to malfunction, but power up)
Josh: I tried hacking into the Fuse Bots, but nothing's working!
All Fuse Bots: Ka-zap! Ka-zap! Ka-zap!
(citizens screaming)
HJ: Get ready, everyone. *draws his laser diamond sword and opens up like a lightsaber*
*Josh, Jamie, Tom, Ryan, and Zoe ready their powers*
*The twelve kids draw their iron swords*
Riga: Come on, dudes. We deserve to be here as much as anyone and we're not gonna leave.
HJ: Yeah! I'm not leaving again!
(all yelling in unison)
*All eighteen members of the gang attack the Fuse Bots*
Nick: (makes three martial arts grunts)
Fuse Bot: Open fire!
(lasers firing)
Luis: All right, robot girl. Let's do this. *runs and makes himself a ramp for Kate*
(Kate's rocket engines start, then takes Luis' body ramp)
Kate: (yelling a war cry) *slashes her sword* *destroys Fuse Bots*
Tess: (makes three quick grunts) *tears off both of a Fuse Bot's arms and use both of them to shoot at two of them and defeats a Fuse Bot, thus killing three Fuse Bots*
(lasers firing)
(Boom, boom!)
(shink!)
(Boom!)
Tess: That was for the flowers and my iron golem, Butterscotch.
Duke: *takes off his goggles* Wow, just wow.
*Chase and HJ each defeat a Fuse Bot while the former defeats one with his wrench and while the latter defeats one with his laser diamond sword*
Chase: *realizes something huge is coming* Wuh-oh.
(laser fires, destroying the right redstone gear)
(redstone gears jamming)
(Power Emerald/Diamond Hybrid humming)
(gears grinding as the whole falls)
(all screaming)
*Riga hangs on to a pole*
Riga: The city is falling!
Jerome: Not again!
(people skidding on the ground)
Chase (to HJ): HJ, we need to do something fast! Get to that control panel. *points to the Gear Central* Here, take this redstone gear. *gives HJ the redstone gear* You fixed it before.
HJ: This is a redstone washer.
Chase: We're running out of time! Shut up. Go! Go! Go!
*HJ runs to the control panel*
Mayor Austin: Oh, I don't think so, HJ! *places a lever next to him on his left and pulls it*
(lever clicks)
*Gear Central rises up*
(pistons and sticky pistons moving)
Mayor Austin: Ha, ha! Yeah, that's right. This tower rises and whatnot. Super awesome, am I right?
HJ: That is awesome. But I'm not gonna let it stop me for once. *draws his laser diamond sword and opens up like a lightsaber uses its grappling hook ability*
(laser grapple zips)
Mayor Austin: Hey, Fuse Bots! Over here! *points to HJ*
(beep!)
*Fuse Bot's vision says "Destory HJ"*
HJ: Oh, yeah? We've got a hulking prince with a sword! (whistles)
Prince Wood (with shrunken voice): Oh, yeah! As if, Fuse Bots! *jumps out of HJ's pocket* *grows to giant size while he's in midair* (battle cry) *normal voice* You guys can't even handle my royal body! *draws his sword* *defeats the Fuse Bots with his sword*
Mayor Austin: Wow, just wow. Now that's something you usually don't see every day out of the ordinary. *realizes something* What?!
(anvil banging sound effect)
HJ: (grunts) It won't fit.
(anvil banging)
Mayor Austin: Stop right there. You're not playing as the hero again.
HJ: Please, Matt. You have to help me fix the machine, or else Steamhoma City's doomed.
Mayor Austin: I do not give a dang about this city. There's only one person I cared about and you ruined him. Now, face the wrath of my steam-sword-saw! Get it? It's a combination of the words, "steampunk," "sword," and "chainsaw." Hold on. *revs up his weapon*
(steam sword saw whirring)
HJ: Oh, it's Mayor Austin. *draws his laser diamond sword and opens up like a lightsaber* *runs towards Mayor Austin* *strikes his laser diamond sword*
(wong! clang!)
HJ: *bends ice at Matt, but dodges it*
(wong! wong! wong!)
(clang! clang! clang!)
(HJ and Matt grunt angrily in unison)
(long laser wong)
(long clanging)
Mayor Austin: Give up, HJ! We will all go down with this city! *knocks HJ's laser diamond sword out of his hand and it turns off*
HJ: My sword!
*HJ's laser diamond sword goes near the edge*
Chase: *runs up to HJ* HJ, are you alright?
HJ: Yes. I'm okay.
Chase: Good. Listen, Matt's too strong. He has control over this city. If you don't think of something in the next 90 seconds, we're gonna go crashing into that hill over there. *points to hill and HJ looks at it*
HJ: Oh yeah. I still have the redstone washer.
Chase: Good.
HJ: I'm ready. *gets up* *uses his ice force powers to get his sword back and puts it up* *to Matt* Hey, Mayor Austin! What—what does the steam do for your weapon?
Matt: It doesn't do anything. It just looks awesome. That's the whole point of steampunk and also, youth group. It's not that practical! (grunts as HJ uses his redstone washer to defend himself)
(metallic clank)
*redstone washer gets damaged*
HJ: The redstone gear.
Mayor Austin: You are so annoying.
*HJ rotates the redstone gear to his right*
(metallic clank)
Mayor Austin: Your redstone gears are annoying.
(metallic clank)
Mayor Austin: And worst of all, you stole my very best friend!
(Matt grunts, three metallic clanks)
HJ: Perfect. *to Matt* Wait. Before you kill me, I just wanna say I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry for being a huge distraction.
Mayor Austin: Distraction? What are you distracting me from—
*Riga kicks Matt in the head while Jack carries her*
Riga: Do you what you gotta do, HJ.
*HJ puts the gear on an anvil*
(all screaming)
(anvil banging)
(metallic clanking)
(people screaming)
HJ: *grunts as he puts the redstone gear on Gear Central*
(gears grinding)
*Power Emerald/Diamond Hybrid rises back up*
(Power Emerald/Diamond Hybrid humming)
*bottom tip of the city knocks somebody's helmet off*
Fuzzy Armor Man: (groaning)
*Steamhoma City starts to fly again*
(victorious music)
Jerome: Hey, everyone! HJ saved Steamhoma City again!
(all cheering)
Chase: (whooping) Whoo, doggies! That's my apprentice!
*Fuse Bots try to retreat from Prince Wood*
Prince Wood: That's right, gentlemen. You guys will follow my orders from now on, so don't act like you're not excited.
(crowd cheering)
Man: Good job, HJ!
(somber music)
*HJ walks up to Matt*
Mayor Austin: Did you come to rub it in? If yes, congratulations.
HJ: I just do not understand. I mean, why did you act like a big jerk?
Mayor Austin: I do not expect you to understand. It's so very easy for you. You have so many friends, and I don't have any. Oh, maybe I guess I'm just not meant to have friends. Anyway, take care if Chase for me. *gets up, walks away*
Crowd (chanting): Hugh Jacob! HJ! (5x)
HJ: Wait, Matt. Come back!
(crowd continues chanting "Hugh Jacob! HJ!")
(sirens wailing in distance as they get closer)
Narrator/EPF: As the police get closer to their destination to arrest Matt, HJ finally catches up to him and realizes he saw his "sextuplet" brothers and sister.