Lexie had only been in Jellystone for 5 hours but she's already grown fond of its people. Something about the atmosphere being nice reminded Lexie of home.

After her meeting with the mayor, she decided to prouse around town. With no one to escort her, Lexie was free to visit any place in town.

She walks into one of the clothing stores in town. She notices the shark gorilla and fox from earlier.

"Welcome your majesty," Magila said. "Feel free to anything you like"

"Wow cool place" Lexie said. "These bows are very pretty"

Lexie was suddenly pulled to the side by Jabberjaw.

"Your Majesty, you are a beauty," Jabberjaw said. "I saw how El Kabong swooned over you at first sight. Girl, How did you do it?"

"I'm a princess," Lexie said. "Guys flock to me by default"

"You gotta tell me your secrets girl," Jabberjaw said. "And in return, I'll give you a royal makeover. I've watched the Princess Bride at least 17 times"

"Well I've never seen so i'll take your word for it" Lexie said. "Ok uh, I guess just be a nice person and make a good impression of yourself?" Lexie knew that people admired her because of her being a princess and all and all princesses are loved by default but still, she wasn't too fond of it. She's glad to have it knock on wood but mother trucker ya know?

"Now it's time for your royal makeover," Jabberjaw said. "Once we're done with you, everyone will be flocking to you. No matter a woman or a man"

"Well it's a good thing I'm bisexual" Lexie said. Jabberjaw and Loopy drag her into a changing room and after a few minutes of them taking off her clothes and putting on new ones, the curtain opens to reveal Lexie, wearing a tiara and an all blue dress with flower laces on them.

"Now I really do look like Cinderella," Lexie said.

"Truzt uz" Loop said."Blue is zo in zeazon"

"Well thanks again" Lexie said. "I wish you luck with El Kabong Ms…"

"Jabberjaw," Jabberjaw said.

Lexie's next plan of action was to get something to eat as she was getting hungry from all the meetings and shopping. She remembered that the mayor suggested she'd go eat at the HillBillies Cafe since it's one of the best restaurants in Jellystone. She walks in and sits down. The bear cub from earlier walks up to her.

"Well look who it is," Shag said. "What can I get for you Cinderella?"

"It's Lexie," Lexie said. "I heard this is one of the best restaurants in town. And i'm all for fine cuisine"

After Lexie orders, the Hillbilly bears try to prepare the food as elegantly as possible. This is a princess after all. However, their actions went to waste once Lexie took off her gloves and began to scarf down on her buffalo wings, they were boneless so the only thing left on the plate was buffalo sauce.

Shag went to pick up Lexie's plate, still in awe of what happened.

"I've never seen a princess go into town with wings," Shag said.

"Being in a meeting for so long made me hungry," Lexie said, wiping herself with a handkerchief. She puts back on her gloves and hands Shag a fat stack of cash.

"Keep the change," Lexie said.

As Lexie left, Shag started jumping up and down because now he can buy anything he wants. He then falls over and the money stacks bounces into a nearby stove, burning it. Shag cries out in sadness.

The sun had set and night had fallen on Jellystone. Huck made sure that Lexie got the fanciest hotel in Jellystone to stay in. Unfortunately without anyone to escort her, she ended up taking a wrong turn and walked straight into an alleyway.

"The hotel must be this way right?" Lexie said to herself.

"Hey princess, you lost?" a mysterious voice said.

"Yes, actually," Lexie said. "Wait, who said that?"

4 figures step out of the dark.

"Hey, you're the banana split," Lexie said. "From that FNAF horror movie from 2019"

"Don't bring that up" Fleegle said "Snorky has PTSD over that"

The scene cuts to Snorky on the floor, honking sadly as the other 2 splits comfort him.

"Now, what's a princess like you doing at this hour?" Fleegle said "In OUR turf"

"I was just lost, that's all" Lexie said. "I was getting to the hotel Mayor Huck provided me and-"

"Well your highness, we have a rule here in this alley" Fleegle said, "And we don't make exceptions for monarchs"

The 4 splits make their way to Lexie. She backs up until she hits a wall.

"Now fellas," Lexie said, panicking. "Maybe we can settle this with a game of dodgeball"

A dodgeball is thrown at her face.

"Or maybe checkers?" Lexie said.

A checkerboard is thrown at her face.

"Hey, that's not how you play checkers," Lexie said. The splits get closer to Lexie when suddenly, guitar riffs play.

"My, that's a snazzy performance you got there"

Everyone turns to see El Kabong, standing on top of a roof as always.

"El Kabong!" Lexie said.

"Fear not princess, El Kabong is here to save the day" El Kabong said.

"Sorry Kabong," Fleegle said. "Your princess is in another castle"

"You really wanted to make that joke didn't you?" Lexie said.

"Couldn't miss the opportunity-"

KA-BONG! El Kabong swings Susan at Fleegle, knocking him out. El Kabong run at the other 3, knocking two out. Snorky honks and runs off.

"Thank you El Kabong," Lexie said. She is suddenly scooped into El Kabong's arms.

"Don't thank El Kabong yet," El Kabong said. He runs off and starts roof jumping with Lexie in arms.

He eventually jumps onto a balcony of the hotel and places Lexie down

"Thank you El Kabong," Lexie said. "But my room is on the third floor"

El Kabong picks her up and jumps to the third floor.

"Do not worry, your royal highness," El Kabong said. "As long as I'm around, no bad guys will ever hurt you. It's my duty as the town's hero to save the day from-"

Without a second thought, Lexie kissed him on the cheek. El Kabong's hat shoots up.

"OK THANKS BYE" Lexie said before running into her room and slamming the balcony door shut.

"Wowie, a kiss from a real princess," El Kabong said. He looks at Susan. "Hey, don't get jealous. The hero always gets a kiss from a princess. It means nothing else I swear"

But it meant something else to Lexie. She was hugging her knees in bed.

"Well I can put that down as the Second Worst Thing I've Done" Lexie said. "First being writing this fic"

Lexie laid down but still couldn't sleep. El Kabong was a brave guy, taking on bad guys with just a guitar. Not to mention he had a thing for princesses. It was like a Taylor Swift song.

She had to see him again. The Princess had fallen for the Latino Horse.