(New South Heights, White residents)

Claudia White opened the door and welcomed her friends in. Patty Tweak, Nancy Donovan, Bertha Stoley, and Theadora Thorn entered the empty yet lavish house that looked Evan bigger on the inside than it did outside.

"Are you sure it's ok to be here, Claudia?" Patty asked.

"Relax, Patty, my parents aren't going to move up here for another two weeks," Claudia replied.

"Then why did you bring us here?" Bertha asked as she took off her beanie, and her long bright red hair fell down her shoulders.

Claudia showed her friends a mischievous smile.

It

"Well, since we have this whole big house to ourselves, we could use it as a hang-out space for us and our boy toys.

Patty didn't like it when Claudia said stuff like that, she wasn't a prude or anything, but since her twin brother Alfred was dating Claudia, statements like that often made her Wonder how her friend indeed saw her brother.

"Speaking of which, where are those Human Dildos?" Bertha asked.

"What's a Dildo?" Theadora asked.

"I don't know; It's something my mom called my dad once."

"It doesn't matter. We have this place to ourselves for two whole weeks; we can do whatever we want." Claudia said before looking at Patty.

"Patty, why don't you call up our boy toys and invite them over."

Patty didn't like the look on Claudia's face when she said that or that fact that Her supposed friend was giving her orders since Patty was the

semi-official leader of their little clique.

"Why don't you do it, Claudia. After all, it was your idea." Nancy said.

"No, it's ok, Nancy. I'll do it. Stanley and I have a date later tonight anyway, so we'll talk about that too."

Patty got out her phone then walked outside to make her call.

(Marsh Residence, Attic)

Stanley looked and the Mirror and posed a few times in his dad's old Toolshed costume.

Jacob walked up to his friend waring his own dad's Human kite consume, and began to giggle.

"What's so funny?" Stanley asked.

"Your so vain, Stanley," Jacob said.

"Your one to talk. Whenever you stay overnight, the next morning, you are in the bathroom primping yourself for nearly an hour; what do you call that?"

"You know why I have to do that."

Jacob took off the hood of his father's costume and showed his blond fro.

"It takes me an hour just to get this thing in my ushanka."

"Then how are you able to get that hood over it?"

Jacob shrugged.

"I guess my pop must've made the hood in a way to took to keep the fro down."

Stanley turned around and saw Alfred in his Dad's Wonder Tweek costume while Dani was wearing the Mysterion costume, and Herman was trying to make the coon costume fit, but because he wasn't as fat as his foster dad, he was having trouble.

Stanley was about to say something, but he felt his phone vibrate and saw Patty calling.

Stanley answered the call.

"Hey babe, what's up?"

Dani, Jacob, Herman, and Alfred all watched as Stanley talked to his girlfriend.

"Ok, we'll be over as soon as we can."

Stanley then hung up.

"So, what was that all about?" Jacob asked.

"Patty and the girls want us to come over to Claudia's new house," Stanley replied.

The five boys nodded in agreement and began to change back into their regular clothes… except Dani.

"Hold on; we're just gonna go because they told us to?" Dani asked.

The other guys nodded.

"You're all a bunch of weaklings who'd rather do what your girlfriends want than stick up for yourselves. Im ashamed to call you my friends."

"Dani, do you want us to tell Bertha you didn't show up because of your male pride?" Herman asked.

Dani then remembered how scary Bertha got when she was angry. One time he had accidentally broken one of her Count Dooku figurines, and she went ballistic. In her rage, she had Evan say:I'm going to wait till we're adults, make you get me pregnant then cut your balls off and let you bleed out in the street, and as you die, you'll know that your children's only memory of you will be of humiliation. That statement had taught Dani not to make his girlfriend or, as Bertha liked to call herself, his future wife, angry.

"Nevermind, let's go."

(Mephesto's lab)

A police car drove up to the laboratory. The car opened up, and two female detectives got out.

The two detectives were Leslie Meyers Marsh or

Leslie Meyers Marsh Tucker now along with her partner Nelly or as she was also known now as Nelly Greene ever since she married Francis.

Leslie lifted the police tape and looked at the corpse. Before she could say anything, Nelly was the first to speak.

"Looks like an animal attack. The Bears in this area have been getting more and more aggressive lately. Terrence probably came here in the middle of the night to look through some of his dad's stuff, and while he was here, an investigator of Black Bears was coming through, and a particularly aggressive male saw him and tore his head. Off."

Leslie wasn't convinced; she put on gloves then examined her former classmate's corpse. He had claw marks on his neck and head, but the patterns themselves weren't shaped like they came from paws but more like a five-fingered hand. She turned her head towards Mephesto's lab. This place had always been evil; she wanted to get away from this place as fast as possible.

"Take the body to the morgue and have a medical examiner inspect the body. We'll know more then." Leslie said.

Leslie then walked back to the police car, leaving Nelly at the crime scene.

"Is she ok?" One of the police officers asked.

"She's never liked this place…she was brought back to life not that far from here."

Before the officer could ask anything else, Nelly walked back to their police car, and they both drove away.

(Main street)

Stanley, Jacob, Alfred, Dani, and Herman walked down the main street towards Claudia's new home.

"How far is this place again? Dani asked.

"Ack! It's not that far from here. Claudia showed it to me a week ago." Alfred said.

Dani was about to say something but was interrupted when they heard a familiar voice calling out.

"Hey, Stanley!"

Stanley turned his head and saw his Neighbor, Cat Greene, Francis, and Nelly's oldest daughter, run across the snowy road and towards the boys.

"Stanley Tiberius Marsh Jr, you have to be the most thoughtless male in all of the western United States!" Cat said as she got up in Stanley's face.

"Cat, what are you rambling about?" Stanley asked.

"What I'm rambling about is our History class project! You were supposed to come over to my house and help me finish it."

"Why don't you finish it up? You already did all the work."

"No way! Every time we get paired up, I always do all the work, and you just put your name next to mine before we turn it in."

"Well, it's still your fault that we're in this situation."

"How the hell is it my fault?!"

"Because whenever we're picking partners, you always pick me before I can pick anyone else.… you know, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you have a crush on me?"

Cat's face turned bright red, but Stanley couldn't tell if this meant she was angry or embarrassed.

She grabbed him by the collar of his jacket and brought him down to her size, and this was Quite a feat since she was short.

"My house, Twenty minutes, you better be there, or else I'll rip your ears off!"

Cat then let go of Stanley's coat then began to walk away, but while she was in the middle of the street, she looked back at Stanley with a triumphant smile.

"Oh, before I forget, say hi to that Dizzy blond girlfriend of yours for me, won't, you Stanley?"

Stanley was about to defend his girlfriend but stopped when they all heard a loud boom coming from the bank!

Three men ran out dressed like the Warner siblings, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, from Animaniacs.

Stanley looked back at his friends and noticed they had the same look of determination on their faces just as he did.

"C'mon Coon and friends, let's suit up."

"Is that really what we're going to say, Suit up? It just seems kinda like something from a kids show and-"

Alfred gave Dani a light slap to the ear!

"You're ruing the moment!" Alfred said.

The five boys ran into the alleyway and came back out in their Hero costumes.

The three robbers got into their van and started it up.

Toolshed noticed Cat was still in the middle of the road, looking like a deer in headlights as the van approached her!

"Cat!!"

Toolshed then got out his extra strength measuring tape and cast it out at her.

The tape wrapped around her and pulled her out of the way!

The human kite flew through the air and dropped three kite bombs Infront of the van!

The bombs blew up and destroyed the front of the vehicle!

The Driver who wore the wakko mask was unconscious while the other two tried to grab what money they could, but the back doors to the van were ripped out of their hinges by the coon!

The two robbers grabbed their shotguns, but before they could fire, Wonder Tweek froze the two remaining robbers in place!

By now a crowd of spectators had formed.

"No need to thank us, we were just doing our duty to protect the good people of New South Park," Mysterion said as he posed for the many pictures everyone was taking with their phones.

"The innocent of this town have nothing to fear because mysterion and friends are here to keep these streets safe."

Coon and Wonder Tweek looked at thear friend questioningly.

"When did we become mysterion and friends?" The coon asked.

"Ya, and why are you acting like the leader?" Wonder Tweek asked.

While the three boys were having this conversation, the driver began to wake up and noticed his frozen comrades and the three eight-year-old boys arguing in his van. He grabbed his sawed-off shotgun and aimed it at the kid dressed like a weird batman.

Wonder Tweek noticed the driver getting off his seat and Aiming his gun at them.

"Dani, Lookout!"

Mysterion, without thinking, covered himself with his cloak, and surprisingly, the shotgun blast bounced off of his cloak and ricocheted all across the inner part of the van until it finally hit the driver and blew his Brains all over The front seat!

"H-how did you know your cape was Bulletproof?" Wonder Tweek asked.

"I didn't...I could've died."

"Did you see what he did?" One man said.

"He blocked it with just a flip of his cape, and he must be the most powerful one." Another woman said.

Mysterion's thoughts of his possible death quickly faded out of his mind once the joy of his newfound fame sunk in.

"Who are you, boys?" An older woman asked.

Jacob immediately landed before any of his friends could answer.

"We don't have a name right now, but for the time being, you can call us The New Coon and friends," Jacob said.

While everyone was cheering and wanting to take selfies with the new heroes, Toolshed tried to get Cat out of her trance.

"Hey, Hey, cat, wake up!"

She was still stiff as a statue.

"Aw, c'mon cat, Don't be like this."

She was still silent.

"Please, cat, wake up. You're a pain in the ass, but I don't want to lose you. You've been one of my closest friends since we were in Diapers. I'll help you with the history project, I'll-"

Toolshed stopped talking when Cat's eyes began to open slowly.

"Ugh, what happened?" Cat asked.

"You froze up like Deer in headlights when that van almost ran you over."

Cat looked over at The van, then at Toolshed.

Before Toolshed could do anything, Cat immediately got up and held him close to her.

Toolshed blushed and didn't notice the media circus coming towards the two of them.

"Young man, Is this girl your girlfriend?" A female reporter asked.

Toolshed blushed and was about to say no, but Cat covered his mouth and smiled.

"Yes. My boyfriend came just in time to save me." Cat said.

( White Residence)

The girls watched the News coverage of the Robbery. At first, they wondered why their boyfriends were dressed as superheroes, but their confusion was overshadowed by Patty's anger at seeing Cat Greene kissing Stanley.

Nancy sensed that her best friend was about to have a meltdown and tried to comfort her.

"Patty, I'm sure theirs an explanation for this, I'm sure-"

Nancy stopped talking when she saw her best friend destroy the soda can she was carrying like a garbage compressor would at the dump!

"Cat Greene's ass is grass!" Patty shouted Angrily.

(Town Square)

The creature watched as the humans cheered. It didn't know why these apes were celebrating, but it didn't care. If it was going to use this town as its buffet, then it must blend in with the locals; luckily, mephesto had given tweaked his DNA to transform its body into the ones it had partly consumed. It slowly transformed into Terrance's body and joined The crowd of people cheering.

To be continued

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