CHAPTER 4: Meet the Monster
(Greene Residence)
Francis was busy making Dinner when he heard knocking at the front door.
"That's weird, Nelly isn't supposed to be home for another two hours." Francis thought to himself.
Francis opened the door and to his horror, he saw Stanley Marsh Jr holding his beat-up daughter.
"Oh my God, Catherine, what happened to you?"
"Papa, it's fine," Cat said.
"No, it's not. Look how beat up you are." Stanley said.
Cat was about to say something but Francis spoke before she could.
"Stanley's right, Sweetie. Let's get you inside."
Stanley gently laid Cat on the couch while Francis got her an ice pack.
Stanley put a blanket over Cat.
"You don't have to fuss over me, Stanley. I have my Papa to do that." Cat said.
"Oh shut up, will you. We're friends, I'm allowed to take care of you."
Cat smiled.
"wow, I'm being watched over by toolshed himself, what an honor," Cat said.
Stanley looked mildly surprised.
"What?! I have no idea what you're talking about." Stanley asked.
Cat smiled as she noticed sweat beginning to form on her friend's four heads.
"Then why are you wearing a tool belt?"
Stanley looked down and noticed that he was still wearing his Tool belt.
"Dammit," Stanley said under his breath.
"Don't worry, I'll keep your little secret," Cat said as she closed her eyes and covered herself in the blanket…until Stanley shook her awake.
"Don't fall asleep," Stanley said.
"why not?"
"Because we still have to finish up our project, Dumbass. I promised you that I would help you finish it."
Stanley then sat next to her on the couch.
Cat smiled.
"Ok, let's get started." Cat said.
(Mayor's office)
Mayor Leopold (Butters) Stotch Looked over the plans for this year's Founders day festivities. It had been a tough year for the small town so Butters wanted to make sure everything was perfect. There would be rides, games and just like every year, they would end the day with the hanging of a mannequin dressed up like the town's founder and renowned cannibal, Alfred Packer.
Bang! Bang!
Butters instinctively dove under the desk before three muscled skinheads bust into his office!
"We know you're under the desk, come out from under there, or we'll blow your assistant's brains all over this room!" The main skinhead said.
"Butters, he's not kidding!" Dougie shouted with a Glock put against his head.
"Ok, ok, I'm coming up," Butters said as he slowly got up from under his desk.
"What do you want?"
The main skinhead then pushed Dougie on the floor then got out his phone and showed a picture of the New Coon and friends.
"I want the five little bitches who killed my baby brother!"
Butters and Dougie both looked confused.
"Well..how the heck does holding us at gunpoint help you do that?" Dougie asked.
The skinhead smiled.
"Oh, I think having you both here helps me quite a bit, after all, what heroes wouldn't come to the rescue of their mayor."
(Greene Residence)
Stanley and Cat both watched the news report on TV.
Stanley looked at Cat for a moment and immediately cat knew what her friend was thinking.
"Your not seriously thinking of going down there are you?" Cat asked.
"I have to, cat. It's my duty."
"Duty?! You're an eight-year-old boy playing dress-up with his friends, you can't go up to a bunch of skinheads and expect to beat 'em back like your Superman."
Stanley shrugged.
"I'm not that into superman. I was always more of a Falcon/Winter Soldier type of guy."
"Whatever! You have to leave this to the authorities, Stanley. These guys are probably the shoot-first-ask-questions-later type of guys that are probably high on PCP. If you go there you're not going to leave with your head still attached to your body I can guarantee you that."
"We beat those robbers from the other day and I saved you during that fight I might add."
Cat blushed.
"That was just a fluke!"
Stanley shrugged before putting the blanket back over Cat.
"I gotta go, cat."
(Town Hall)
Town Sheriff, Token Black was going over possible swat team plans.
" SureFire the way to get the mayor and staff out is burst in, use tear gas, and while the skinheads are distracted, we grab the hostages get them to safety, and then make our arrests."
The swat team leader suggested.
Token didn't look convinced.
"It sounds like a good plan but part of me is worried that once you burst in the skin heads will just kill all the hostages as a final F you move. You heard what the main one was saying. It didn't sound like he's got anything to lose if he doesn't get what he wants."
"Then let us go in there and give him what he wants."
Token and the swat leader turned around and saw Toolshed, Human Kite, the Coon, Wonder Tweek, and Mysterion all standing behind them.
Before Token could say anything the swat leader began to chuckle.
"Is this some kind of joke, Sheriff?" The swat leader asked.
Token glared at the swat leader.
"Shut the f*k up!"
Token then looked back down at the boys.
"I'm not adding five eight-year-old boys to the body count, go home!" Token said.
"Ack! But we can help sheriff." Wonder Tweek said.
"Boys, go home before I call your parents."
Toolshed and the boys walked away while token looked over the plans.
As soon as the five boys walked away from the crowd, Toolshed gestured for his friends to follow him behind the gas station.
"All right guys, the police aren't going to take our help so it looks like we're going to have to save the mayor ourselves."
"Ya know, this was fun when we were playing dress-up but are we sure we want to do this? I mean I almost got killed last time we did this so maybe we leave this to the cops and not get killed by a bunch of thugs high on PCP."
"How do you know they're on PCP?" The coon asked.
"My Mom and dad watch investigation Discovery and oxygen, that's what these kinds of thugs are usually high on when they do stuff like this."
"Ack! We can't just let these guys kill the mayor, Dani!" Wonder Tweek said.
"Hey, No real names, Guys!" Human kite said.
"Shut up, Jacob!" Dani said.
"All of you shut up, Now listen I have a plan."
(Inside Mayor's office)
Butters and Dougie were both tied up in the corner while the main skinhead looked outside the window while he thought to himself.
"Where the hell are they? They should have shown up by now."
"Ugh Sir, I have a little favor to ask," Butters asked.
The leader gave Butters a hateful scowl.
"What?!" The leader asked.
Butters gulped then said.
"Well Dougie and I have been in here for a while now and we were both wondering if we could go to the bathroom?"
The leader smiled and showed that he was missing several teeth.
"So you wanna go to the bathroom, Do ya?" The leader asked.
"Ya if you don't mind."
The leader then smacked butters with the butt of his gun so hard it knocked out Butter's glass eye!
One of the other skinheads noticed the glass eye and crushed it under his boot!
"Hey! That was an anniversary gift from my wife!" Butters shouted.
"Shut up unless you want to lose your other eye!"
Butters looked fearfully at the leader before looking away.
"That's what I thought, now let's…"
The Leader was interrupted when a Nail went through the Leader's hand! He dropped his gun before a cloud of purple smoke filled the room!
Butters and Dougie both heard the sound of punches and gunfire!
The human kite came out of the gas.
Butters recognized his godson, Jacob Broflovski in his father's hero costume.
"Sorry uncle butters, no time to talk." Human kite said before getting out a small silver kite and placing it on Butters and Dougie's bonds. After hitting a few buttons, Human kite then gave them the thumbs up.
"That'll get you two out of here while we clean out these thugs." Human kite said before the silver kite began to sputter and fly out the room and take Butters and Dougie out with it.
Human kite watched as his little creation flew the mayor and his assistant to the safety of the police lines. One of the thugs grabbed him by the shoulder and was about to knock his teeth out but kite swung around and kicked the thug in the jaw! He fell over-hit corner of the mayor's desk on the way down!
As the purple mist began to clear, most of the thugs were down except the leader, he and Toolshed were still fighting!
The leader pulled out his Glock and was about to pull the trigger but Toolshed was quicker on the draw and fired his nail gun at the leader!
A nail went through his gun hand and pinned him to the wall!
The leader tried to pull the nail out and free himself but Stanley shot several more nails then pinned his pants and shirt to the wall!
"Don't Evan try to break away..unless you want a nail in your head!" Toolshed said.
"Do it!" The leader responded.
The five boys were surprised by this.
"W-wait, you wanna die?" The coon asked.
"Yes!"
Tears then began to fall down the Leader's face.
"It's because of you little shits that my baby brother is dead!"
The boys then looked confused.
"Wait, the only other guys we've ever fought were those robbers from the other day and the only one that died was the guy in the wakko mask, he was your brother?" Wonder Tweek asked.
"Your damn right he was! And you killed him like he was nothing more than a rat!"
Mysterion tried to sound as tough and menacing as his predecessor had sounded.
"Your brother tried to kill us, his shotgun blast bounced off of me and hit him. The only real person responsible for your brother's death is himself." Mysterion said.
The leader narrowed his eyes and used every last ounce of strength that he had left and pulled his hand away from the Nail in the wall!
"Ah, sick!" Wonder Tweek said before puking all over the floor!
The leader then slipped on Wonder Tweek's barf and fell out the office window!
The only sound then came after his screams were loud and wet splat!
Wonder Tweek looked out the window and to his disgust saw the now-dead leader with most of his head and brains all over the place!
"Oh, God!"
Wonder Tweek then vomited again before his friends puked him back in.
"C'mon let's get out of here," Toolshed said.
"Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I killed a man!" Wonder Tweek cried put as they were making their exit.
"You didn't kill him, Alfred. He just slipped on your puke." Human kite said.
"Speaking of which how the hell can you make that much vomit?" The coon asked.
"I had a big breakfast, ok."
As they were leaving, Mysterion noticed a
Greenish purple mushroom on the floor.
He figured that it must have belonged to one of the skinheads.
"Hey Her-I means Coon, how much would you pay me to eat this?" Mysterion asked.
The coon thought to himself for a moment before answering.
"Twenty bucks." The coon said.
"Deal."
Mysterion then swallowed the mushroom.
"How do you feel?"
Mysterion shrugged.
"Ok, I guess I-"
Mysterion stopped talking when he began to see allusions. His friends then began to transform into Tarantula starfish hybrids.
"What's going on with you?" The tarantula starfish wearing toolsheds costume asked.
"Stay away from me, You freaks!" Mysterion shouted before igniting another one of his smoke bombs.
By the time the smoke cleared, Mysterion was gone.
"Where the hell did he go?!" Wonder Tweek asked.
"I think he went that way." Human kite said as he pointed towards the purple footprints leading out the back door to the office.
"Aw shit!" Toolshed said.
The now four boys changed back into their regular clothes and got out of the town hall before the police stormed in to arrest the still living skinheads.
The four then followed the surprisingly long trail of purple paint that Mysterion had left.
"How the hell could Dani run this far in just a few minutes?" Herman asked.
"When you are on certain drugs they make you feel like your Superman or Captain America. Dani is feeling some sort of drug-induced boost." Alfred said.
Stanley was the first to notice the tracks ending a few feet away. Once they ended, he noticed Dani's Mysterion costume lying on the ground.
He picked it up then herd a loud chittering sound.
" A little help, Stanley?"
Stanley turned to the side and noticed Dani naked and shivering.
"Gross! Where the hell is your clothes?!"
"My mind told me that the tarantula starfish were tracking me through all my clothes so I had to get rid of them to not get eaten."
Stanley threw the Mysterion cape over his friend.
"Just cover yourself with that until my dad comes to pick us up. I texted him after yiu ran out of the town hall."
"why can't I where are my costume?"
"Because I don't want my dad knowing we've gone through his old stuff and pulled out all our parent's hero costumes…well except your parents Dani, they didn't do much when they were kids."
"That's not true! My mom was one of the instigators of the first gender War and my dad killed Ratatosk during Ragnarök."
"Jacob's mom started the second gender war and Alfred's dad killed Satan's half brother, Surtr. So we all still got you beat."
Dani looked away.
"Whatever… Where are we anyway?"
Stanley looked around and recognized the area immediately.
" I know where we are, we're in Tegridy Farms. My grandpa's old marijuana Farm."
"So since this place used to be owned by your family, you wouldn't mind if we ya know?" Dani asked.
" dude, you just came off a mushroom high that made you get naked, you really wanna get high again?" Jacob asked.
"You couldn't get high even if you wanted to. Towards the end my grandpa was only growing the kind of hemp that you used for clothes, you can't get high off of it."
Jacob looked over his shoulder and noticed the burnt-down farmhouse.
"What happened there?" Jacob asked.
" oh after a while my grandpa tried to get everyone to move back to the farmhouse but my aunt Leslie burned it to the ground before they could move back."
"You know we could use this place as our bat cave," Alfred said.
Herman was about to say something but stopped himself when he smelled something horrible.
"Ugh! What the heck is that smell?" Herman asked.
The other boys smiled it too. Alfred followed the smell until he found the bloodied carcass of a male black bear.
"Ack! I think I'm gonna puke again." Alfred said before puking a few feet away from the animal corps.
"what could have done this?" Stanley thought to himself before hearing a low growl coming from the long grass.
"I think we should leave," Stanley said.
"Why? I thought your dad was gonna pick us up?" Jacob asked.
Alfred then came out of the long grass, smelling of vomit.
"Are we leaving?" Alfred asked.
"Yes, let's get the heck out of here," Stanley replied.
"Fine but can you guys just let me find my real clothes?" Dani asked.
"Just hurry up, Dani," Stanley said.
Dani began to grumble to himself and as he turned around he hit something big and furry.
He looked up and saw the bright red eyes of a Ten-foot tall black bear staring down at him.
"Holy f@#k! Dani shouted as the Bear brought down its enormous claws down on him!
Stanley quickly pushed his friend out of the way before he felt the horrible pain of the bear's long claws stabbing into the flesh of his right arm!
The Bear growled before biting down Stanley's left leg ! The Bear then whipped him around a few times before tossing him down the hill below them!
Stanley fell down the snowy hill until he finally stopped as his body landed on a frozen lake.
Stanley tried to get up but as he put weight onto his good arm and leg, the ice below him began to crack under him! They took the weight away but noticed something else was making the ice beneath him crack! He looked over towards the shore and saw the black bear coming towards him! It began to charge him but before it could get close, the gigantic beast fell through the ice, and unfortunately so did Stanley.
To be continued
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