Shamalan: Hello readers. I have finally decided to write a fanfic instead of just reading them. This one is for Halloween. Well sort of. It's almost Halloween and I got the idea for it soooo….The idea of the Naruto characters coming to our world instead of my characters going to their world isn't one that is very common which is why I chose to do it this way. I read one that was written this way and found it very funny. If I could remember the author I would address them but seeing as I can't…well…It had something to do with Shino and I think Neji coming into our world through the original characters lockers. Author you know who you are and also…my sister absolutely loved your fanfic.
Shamalan: I plan to have only a couple of characters. I'm definitely going to have Naruto. I may have Sasuke (fangirl squeals) -blink- Huh? Creepy…anyway it will only be to torment him -dodges a shoe- what the…?
Random fangirl: Don't you dare insult our Sasuke.
Shamalan: I can if I want. I'm the author and if you throw anything else at me I'll turn this into a yaoi.
Fangirls: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Shamalan: -evil smirk- Ah, the power of writing.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto which is a shame because I could have so much fun with it. At least we all have fanfiction, though. XD
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Lan was sitting at home bored out of her skull. Tonight was Halloween and she was grounded. It wasn't her fault she got into a fight at school. It was completely self defense. The other girl attacked her for no reason. At least not one that she knew.
Her sister came into the living room and sat on the couch next to her. "I heard you got into a fight," she snickered.
"Shut up Kali. She attacked me first. I was merely defending myself. GRRR. I don't even know why she attacked me. She kept saying something about her boyfriend but I don't know her boyfriend. Crazy loon."
Kali chuckled. "You could have just asked. Maybe she would have calmed down enough to talk it, through. It also might have helped it you didn't have such a quick temper."
Lan sighed. "Probably. But I seem to take after dad when it comes to my temper."
Kali and I looked at each other and then grinned.
"Do you think mom is going to let you go trick or treating by yourself? I don't want you to get stuck at home because of something I did."
Kali looked worried for a minute. "She said she was going to go with me since all of my friends were going to that party. But she got a phone call from work and it sounded awfully important."
Lan looked at her sister. Kali was only eleven and Halloween was still a big thing for her. Lan who was sixteen always took her trick or treating. It was one of those things that the girls actually agreed on. Besides it gave Lan a chance to act like a kid and not feel stupid because of it. It was bad that she had to miss this night but it would be even worse if Kali had to miss it too.
Both the girls looked up when they noticed their mother walk in. She didn't look happy.
"Kali, I'm so sorry but work called in and I have to go into the office."
"But mom…"
"I'm sorry Kali but I have to. This is a very important case I'm working on and I can't just ignore it to go trick or treating."
"Mom? Maybe I could take her? I know I'm grounded but it doesn't seem fair to punish Kali too. I promise I'll behave and my punishment can start as soon as I wake up in the morning."
Kali looked at her mother hopefully. "Please mom? Pleeeeease? I'll love you forever and ever."
Their mother looked at them with an uncertain look on her face. "All right. But don't forget Lan that you are grounded and this is just so your sister can have fun. I want you both home by midnight. No later. Make sure you call me by then if I'm not home."
"Yes Capitan!" both girls yelled. They both raced upstairs to put on their costumes.
Lan reached her room and pulled her costume out of her closet. She was going as one of the ANBU ninjas off of Naruto this year. Around her neck she wore the headband that had the leaf symbol on it and on her head placed to the side she had one of the masks that they wear. Hers was supposed to be that of an owl but it didn't look very owl-like to her. Strapped horizontally on her lower back was a short sword that was no longer than her forearm. She looked on the mirror and saw that her chocolate brown hair was coming out of it's ponytail. She redid it. Now it was exactly were it was supposed to be. It was more to the side of her head and it started out as a bun and then the rest of the hair came down like a ponytail. Her stormy blue eyes looked at her reflection with satisfaction.
'Oh yeah. I look good.'
She stepped outside her door to see that her sister had finished as well. Kali had gone as a magician this year. She wore a pretty little dress that had lace on the skirt. When you got closer you could actually see that the lace was spider webs. She wore a tuxedo jacket over that and on her hands were the typical magician's gloves. She wore a top hat on her head and held a wand in her hands. All in all, she made one adorable magician. Her dirty blonde hair was brushed strait and her green eyes shone with excitement.
Both girls grinned at each other and ran down the stairs.
This was going to be a fun night.
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Lan and Kali were both exhausted. They had hit every house on their block plus the two on either side. They had so much candy it could probably last them until next Halloween. They were near the cemetery when they saw one of Lan's friends.
It was Trisha. She was dressed as a random female ninja from leaf. Her headband was around her thigh and she had a little Sasuke plushy in her arms.
Lan sighed. Trisha was a fangirl through and through. If it weren't for the fact the girls had been friends since diapers she would have dropped her in a minute.
"Omigosh, Lan. You will not believe what I found in my attic. It's some old book filled with spells. Do you think it could be real? It's so exciting, we should try it out."
"Whoa. Slow down Trish. You're talking a million miles a minute."
Kali snorted. "She always talks that fast. I thought you knew that by now."
"Pipe down brat."
Trisha looked at us both. "Sorry. But I was really excited. I mean, what if it's really real. And it is Halloween. It's the perfect night to try one of them out." She held the book up in front of her. "Aren't you curious?"
Lan had to admit she was a bit curious. She had always been fascinated with every aspect of the occult and it was old family legend that several of her ancestors had been witches. Both good and bad.
She looked at her sister, who gave a nod. "It sounds fun," she said.
"Yessss" Trish crowed. "I knew you two wouldn't be able to resist."
The girls crowded around the book and opened it to a random page. On it read: How to open a portal to an alternate dimension. The girls grinned in anticipation.
"This sounds like a good one," Lan said. "But how do we know what kind of dimension it opens up to? It could let out a bunch of crazy monsters or something."
Kali rolled her eyes. "Come on Lan. This stuff isn't for real. Besides I'm the younger one, shouldn't I be the one to believe in this stuff and you the one telling me it isn't real?"
Lan grinned. "Heh. Guess I got caught up in the moment."
Trisha hushed them both. "Okay it looks like it's fairly simple. We don't need anything that we don't already have. Let's go to that clearing over there. I don't want to do this while I'm sitting near someone's grave. No telling what could happen."
Lan and Kali chuckled but followed her over to the little clearing. When they got there they sat down in a little circle with the book open in the middle of them. Trisha pulled out a couple of candles from her bag. She always carried them around on Halloween because she usually tried to do a séance at some point during the night. She lit them and placed them in the middle surrounding the book. One for each girl.
"All right. We're all supposed to hold hands." She waited until they were holding hands before continueing. "Okay, it looks like each of us is supposed to speak the lines in turn. I'll start and then Kali ending with Lan." She looked up excited. "Let's start."
Trisha: "Listen ye well, oh Great Spirits. I beseech you that you might grant us this night your awesome powers."
Kali: "We are but humble servants who wish to seek a gateway to another dimension."
Lan: "And on this night, All Hallows Eve, we ask that you grant us this boon so that we may know the power that is yours." As Lan said these last words she noticed that a black space appeared over the book. However, none of them noticed that the Sasuke plushy had fallen into the circle of candles and had been sucked into the little black whole.
The whole soon grew larger and the girls were forced back unless they wished to be sucked in and sent to who knows where.
"This is way too cool!" Trisha shouted.
Kali was staring at the black whole in astonishment and Lan was trying to figure out why she had agreed to do something so stupid. Sure she didn't believe that anything was going to happen but it's always best not to tempt fate. And what had she done? Tempted fate.
"We are going to get into so much trouble," Lan said. "I'm going to be grounded for the rest of my life instead of just two weeks."
Suddenly from the middle of the black whole something started to appear. It was bright blond and looked like hair. The girls stared in confusion until whatever it was spoke.
"Um…could I get a little help over here? This is really uncomfortable."
Lan jumped forward and grabbed the hand that was held out to her. She gave a tug and the person came out with a pop, landing on her. She looked up into the face of the person who was currently sitting on her and gaped like a fish.
The person sitting on her was none other than Naruto Uzamaki. Number one hyperactive knuckleheaded ninja of Konoha village. Just then her sister gave a shout that someone else was coming through.
Lan pushed Naruto off and stood up. She looked to see the next person to come through was Sasuke Uchiha. Trisha gave a high pitched squeal, causing everyone in the clearing to wince.
Lan felt dizzy. They had opened a portal to a freakin cartoon. She looked over at Naruto who looked a little dazed and then at Sasuke who didn't look any better. 'How am I going to explain this?'
Another person was coming through the portal and Lan almost gave a fangirl squeal herself. It was Lee. If it had been Gai-sensei she would have squealed but it was Lee. She never did understand why she liked them so much when everyone else thought they were kind of creepy with their huge eyebrows and all.
Trisha looked at me. "How many do you think are going to come through? It won't be the whole cast will it? There's no way we could hide all of them."
She sounded worried and Lan didn't blame her in the least. She glanced over at her sister who was now helping Kiba and his overly large dog through. They dropped to the ground in shock. The portal was getting smaller thankfully but it looked like one more was coming through.
A head of blonde hair came through followed by the body of a teenage girl. It was Ino.
Lan looked around. 'Okay. So we have Naruto, Sasuke, Lee, Kiba and Ino. This is going to be interesting.'
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Lan, Kali and Trish all stood close together while the Naruto characters tried to shake of the feeling of getting sucked into the real world.
"What are we going to do?!" Trish quietly shrieked. "We can't explain a bunch of cartoon characters to our parents. They'll think we're nuts and send us to the loony bin."
Kali shook her head. "We'll figure something out. It's only 10:45 and Lan and I have until midnight before we have to go home. We can think of something before then."
Lan was looking at he odd sight of the Naruto characters when one of them looked over at them. 'Oh crap,' she thought.
It was Ino. "Hey you, ANBU. What the heck is going on and why are you showing your face?"
'Double crap. What do I say?'
"Um…well…"
"What kind of ANBU are you if you can't answer a simple question?" Kiba chimed in.
"That's the problem. It's not a simple question. Look, why don't you all sit down so I can think of how to proceed," Lan said in her authoritative voice. She only used this voice when she was playing assistant coach and trying to get her tennis team to shut up and pay attention during practice.
Apparently it's pretty good because it not only works on the team but a bunch of ninja's as well. 'Okay…now to come up with a good explanation. This is going to get interesting.'
"First of all, I'm sure you've noticed but this is not Konoha. This is a place called Gladesville(1), Texas. In the United States of America. You guys are part of an anime that was created by someone named Kishimoto.
We accidentally brought you into our world when we were playing around with a book that we probably shouldn't have."
The five ninja in front of her stared in disbelief.
"Yeah right!" Naruto busted out. "What kind of drugs are you taking?"
Lan threw a glare at the blonde and was seriously tempted to kick the snot out of him but she restrained herself. Her sister however was not so polite. She walked over to him and kicked him dead off in the shin. The blonde howled and Kali smirked.
"Don't insult my sister when you don't know what's going on. It's impolite."
Naruto glared at her.
No one noticed that Trisha was slowing inching her way towards Sasuke or that she had this maniacal glint in her eye. Too late for anyone to react she was on him squealing, "Sasuke, you're so dreamy."
Ino yelled at Trish to keep her filthy hands off of Sasuke but she was too far gone on Sasuke cloud nine to notice.
Lan sighed and walked over. She grabbed Trish by the ear and yanked her off the disgusted looking boy. "Trish we do not have time for you to glomp Sasuke. We have to figure out a way to send them back."
"But Laaaaaaaan," she whined.
"NO!"
Trisha pouted while Ino gloated. Trisha sent a glare in her direction. "You're lucky Lan's here or I'd beat you into a pulp."
Lan and Kali snorted. "Yeah right, Trish," Kali said. "You couldn't beat someone up if they were standing still with a bulls-eye painted on them." Lan chuckled while Trisha huffed.
Lan looked back at the ninja's who were still standing there looking at them expectantly.
"I've had enough of this," Sasuke suddenly stated. The next moment he was right in front of Lan with a kunai pointed at her throat. "Tell what is going on. And it better be the truth."
Lan looked into Sasuke's eyes. "I have been telling you the truth. You got sucked through a portal into our world. I thought I already explained that."
"No you didn't," Naruto said. "You just said we were in Gladesville and that we were part of an anime."
Lan blinked. "Oh…sorry…hehe" she grinned guiltily. "Well what I meant to say was that you were sucked through a portal and you are in our world now. Hehe…he."
Kali walked calmly up to Sasuke and looked at him. "My sister is telling the truth now could you please put that away?"
Sasuke looked at her and then at Lan.
"I would appreciate it as well," said Lan carefully. "I don't really like sharp, pointy objects held at my throat." She gave him a weak grin. "What do ya say, huh?"
"Hn."
"Omigosh. He hn'ed," squealed Trisha.
"Shut up, Trish," said Kali.
Sasuke put away the kunai and stepped away. Lan was grateful, she hated when people got into her bubble. It was rude and uncomfortable. If she wasn't afraid of him offing her she would have put a foot to his ass.
Kali and Lan sighed. This was going to be a long night.
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Shamalan: Okay, that's it for now.
Kali: I'm so grown up for only being eleven.
Trisha: IT'S SASUKE!!! -glomps Sasuke-
Sasuke: Get off me.
Shamalan and Kali: -hysterical laughing-
Ino: Get off my Sasuke, you cow!
Shamalan and Kali: -stop laughing and look at Ino in horror-
Kali: That was brave.
Shamalan: It was nice knowing you. -lights a candle- I will pray for your dearly departed soul.
Ino: What are you talking about? -feels killer intent behind her-
Trisha: Cow you say? -evil laughter- I didn't know you were so eager to die.
Everyone: -sweatdrop-
Shamalan: Make sure you don't kill her Trisha. I need her for my story. -tries to calm Trisha-
Kali: Umm…please review. -goes to help Shamalan-
The others: -stare in awe at the frightening power which is Trisha-
Naruto: Remind me never to call her a cow.
Lee, Kiba, Sasuke: -nod-