Pretty Woman- Hittin' the Streets Once More
Hey everyone this is basically just a little story I thought bout after realizing no one had any fanfiction on Pretty Woman. It's just a "what if" the relationship between Edward and Vivian did not work (because you know going out with a prostatute is always a swell idea).
So yeah..this is my first story and I'm only going to write a little bit now, but if I get positive feedback then I will continue. Personally in my head all of this sounds pretty funny, so please try to be nice. After all, is it really smart to be mean to a person who has voices in their head?
So without further adue.I give you...
"Back to the Corner"
Viv still didn't understand why Edward insisted that she no longer had to work. I guess you can say she felt that was his way of trying to go back into the 1950's view of life-wife stay home, make babies, cook, and clean, husband go to work, make money, and expect sex everytime he gets excited. So of course Vivian decided that she wanted to work again. She wanted to be equal in the relationship. After all if she didn't insist on this "right of work", then she alone made the whole feminist movement a sham and insignificant. So of course naturally this meant that even if she had to sneak it, she would work.
Maybe this is why Edward kicked her out of their lovely apartment. She didn't really understand what motivated him to do so, though it was blatently obvious to everyone else.
Now why you ask would Edward get so worked up over Vivian wanting to feel useful and having a job? Maybe you should stop to ask yourself, "Just how useful was Vivian in the first place?" And I answer with, "Well, with little education for she dropped out of high school. She wasn't that useful in much jobs." So of course then we shall remember."Wait she was good at something. I mean Edward did hire her for her..ummm.good services?.once before." Which would be intirely correct. For a whole week he hired her, remember?
So now for the slower kiddies out there I shall just come out and say it. Viv decided to go back to her old corner (plus a few more), and make herself "useful".
Ah-hah! Now we understand Edward's reasoning. His own ex-pro of a girl, going back to her old ways. He is simply aching with pain. Don't worry Eddie-boy. I'm sure there are plenty of other corners you haven't visited yet.
So here Vivian stood on the corner, truelly needing someone to pick her up. She no longer had a home of any sort to go back to. She couldn't go see Kit. Kit was trying to move on with her life and Viv didn't want to bring her back to the pro life. And besides Kit had a new roomate and the place was already too small when it came down to two people sharing it, nevermind three.
As Vivian rolled over the thoughts in her head, she had hardly noticed the sleek silver convertible pulling up next to her. A tall man who had a very vintage look to him-afro goatee, sunglasses, and plaid blazer- was riding in it.
"Ahh.fresh meat."thought Viv as she did her sexiest most thought provocating walk towards the car.
"Hey there fella. That's a nice car you got there. What's your name?"
"Mike. Mike Brady. And what's your name, precious?"
"Vivian.So what can I do for you this evening? May I assist you with that stick shift of yours?"
"Depends."
"Depends on what?" Viv said slightly curious.
"If you put it in the right gear."
"Ohhh I'll put it in any gear you want it baby."
"So are we gonna make this idle chit-chat all night long or are you gonna climb in here allow me to show you what else we could be doing all night?"
"Oh baby I'm already there.."
Vivian climbed into the car and they sped off. Meanwhile back at the Brady house Carol is sobbing knowing her husband is out once again wondering the streets, cheating on her. But her sobs soon subside as her young and attractive stepson Greg enters the room. She then realizes, "Mike is out..this means me and Greg are once again alone."
Ok guys that's all for now. I told you it wouldn't be long. I know the ending kinda doesn't have anything to do with Pretty Woman, but come on it was just awesome to bring the Brady Bunch into it.Or at least I thought so. So review so I should know whether or not to continue. I would just like to thank Alarice for supporting me and telling me that it was a good idea to write this. I lav! Thanks to those who actually did read it. Hopefully.
TO BE CONTINUED
Hey everyone this is basically just a little story I thought bout after realizing no one had any fanfiction on Pretty Woman. It's just a "what if" the relationship between Edward and Vivian did not work (because you know going out with a prostatute is always a swell idea).
So yeah..this is my first story and I'm only going to write a little bit now, but if I get positive feedback then I will continue. Personally in my head all of this sounds pretty funny, so please try to be nice. After all, is it really smart to be mean to a person who has voices in their head?
So without further adue.I give you...
"Back to the Corner"
Viv still didn't understand why Edward insisted that she no longer had to work. I guess you can say she felt that was his way of trying to go back into the 1950's view of life-wife stay home, make babies, cook, and clean, husband go to work, make money, and expect sex everytime he gets excited. So of course Vivian decided that she wanted to work again. She wanted to be equal in the relationship. After all if she didn't insist on this "right of work", then she alone made the whole feminist movement a sham and insignificant. So of course naturally this meant that even if she had to sneak it, she would work.
Maybe this is why Edward kicked her out of their lovely apartment. She didn't really understand what motivated him to do so, though it was blatently obvious to everyone else.
Now why you ask would Edward get so worked up over Vivian wanting to feel useful and having a job? Maybe you should stop to ask yourself, "Just how useful was Vivian in the first place?" And I answer with, "Well, with little education for she dropped out of high school. She wasn't that useful in much jobs." So of course then we shall remember."Wait she was good at something. I mean Edward did hire her for her..ummm.good services?.once before." Which would be intirely correct. For a whole week he hired her, remember?
So now for the slower kiddies out there I shall just come out and say it. Viv decided to go back to her old corner (plus a few more), and make herself "useful".
Ah-hah! Now we understand Edward's reasoning. His own ex-pro of a girl, going back to her old ways. He is simply aching with pain. Don't worry Eddie-boy. I'm sure there are plenty of other corners you haven't visited yet.
So here Vivian stood on the corner, truelly needing someone to pick her up. She no longer had a home of any sort to go back to. She couldn't go see Kit. Kit was trying to move on with her life and Viv didn't want to bring her back to the pro life. And besides Kit had a new roomate and the place was already too small when it came down to two people sharing it, nevermind three.
As Vivian rolled over the thoughts in her head, she had hardly noticed the sleek silver convertible pulling up next to her. A tall man who had a very vintage look to him-afro goatee, sunglasses, and plaid blazer- was riding in it.
"Ahh.fresh meat."thought Viv as she did her sexiest most thought provocating walk towards the car.
"Hey there fella. That's a nice car you got there. What's your name?"
"Mike. Mike Brady. And what's your name, precious?"
"Vivian.So what can I do for you this evening? May I assist you with that stick shift of yours?"
"Depends."
"Depends on what?" Viv said slightly curious.
"If you put it in the right gear."
"Ohhh I'll put it in any gear you want it baby."
"So are we gonna make this idle chit-chat all night long or are you gonna climb in here allow me to show you what else we could be doing all night?"
"Oh baby I'm already there.."
Vivian climbed into the car and they sped off. Meanwhile back at the Brady house Carol is sobbing knowing her husband is out once again wondering the streets, cheating on her. But her sobs soon subside as her young and attractive stepson Greg enters the room. She then realizes, "Mike is out..this means me and Greg are once again alone."
Ok guys that's all for now. I told you it wouldn't be long. I know the ending kinda doesn't have anything to do with Pretty Woman, but come on it was just awesome to bring the Brady Bunch into it.Or at least I thought so. So review so I should know whether or not to continue. I would just like to thank Alarice for supporting me and telling me that it was a good idea to write this. I lav! Thanks to those who actually did read it. Hopefully.
TO BE CONTINUED