A Roy/Pichu (with Marth/Pikachu) fic. Roy has finally joined the Smashers for the first time. And, so have two others. Unfortunatley, Roy meets up with the lightest and cutest character of the Smashers. But, someone wants him. Now, Roy must face off this new threat to save and protect his new friend, for the sake of both of their secrets being revealed. It's a race against the clock, and Roy must beat the time trials mode to succeed.

Hey! It's me, Roy-chibi!

Pichu: Yeah! It's gonna be great!

Roy: And craptacular...

Shush Roy... (stares)

Marth: Hey...share some fame and glory here...(smirks)

WTF Marth?! What do you mean: "fame and glory"?

Pichu: (mimicks Fox's taunt in Japanese)

Eliwood: Oy...that was RANDOM, Pichu...

Roy: OH! Dad, you're here!! (pounces him)

Pichu: (el gaspo) "Daddy!!" (pounces Roy who's on top of Eliwood)

Eliwood: geh...! (falls)

Pichu: WHOOT! Let's do that again!

Roy: Yeah...! That was awesome!

Eliwood: Let's not and say that we did...

Pichu: drat... ToT

Roy: ditto...

Marth: Alright...you! Female Pichu! START the story already...or else...(smirks evillshly)

(shivers) Marth, I hate that smirk look upon your face. Tis scaring me, here...

Marth: GOOD! THEN IT SHOULD!!

Link: The Alteaen prince has serious issues...

Marth: WHAT WAS THAT?! (unsheathes Falcion)

Link: BRING IT ON, TIARA BOY! (unsheathes Master Sword)

Oy...I should get to the first chapter now before thay all start ranting on. (And two others are coming to visit after the first chapter! ) Oh...Marth...It's...!

Barney: And remember, I love you...

Marth & Link: GAH! DIE BEE-OTCH!!

Chapter 1: Recruit and Pokemon

In the city of Nintendo, once again at the Smash Mansion, it was holding its annual tournaments. Each person of age, size, and strength were welcome to come in and try out, or sign in to join the Smashers. The building looked quite large for its small size from a far distance.

"So...this is where I must go to sign in for the Smashers?" A young Pherean lad, with auburn hair that glistened with the faint winds around him, had asked an inuit that sported the color of blue by wearing a blue parka and carrying a hammer over his shoulders.

"Yes, it is. " he replied quite cheerfully, "But you'll have to meet the others first, just like that one before you." The small inuit pointed to a cobalt haired colored man, that had walked through the glass doors of the mansion.

Ah Marth-san...So you DID want to join without telling me, now did you? Roy glanced up heavily at his Alteaen friend, who just had noticed him from afar. He waved slightly in as so of which he seemed to respond: Yes, so that YOU wouldn't get all the fame and glory over it. Besides, a Prince needs air sometimes, you know...I absolutely HATE sitting at that throne all day, you know. It gets boring after awhile...

"Oy...this might not turn out so well after all..." The redhead teen sighed very heavily before duplicating Marth's action as earlier. Before he had a chance to get fully through the doors, a young long eared elf came by, patting the back of the teen quite harshly, but in a friendly way.

"So, I heard you and Marth-san decided to finally join us," he said, with a tone of voice that sounded alittle demanding to know, and curious at the same time. Roy hesitated and turned around quite frantically, but immediately knew who it was.

"Ah, yes, Link. Thank you for the praise. I needed it to start my lousy day for work..." the auburn teen glanced at his friend with his light sky blue eyes, that would seem to shatter in tears if he was exposed to another lecture.

"Oh...I apologize, Roy...I didn't know hybrids could be so...sluggish." The young elf took his hand away and walked around with the redhead.

"Oy...for the last time, I'm not a hybrid...My mother was just...oh never mind. Just forget it." Roy had studdered out his clumsy reply, while stumbling alittle when he reached the doors and opened them furiously. Link couldn't help but to crack a smirk on his face when he did that.

"Heh, don't be so sure for it yourself, Roy. Who knows? Maybe when you and Lilina get married, your children might look like dragons when they come out," Link fumbled through his tunic to find a piece of paper. When he turned to look at Roy, his face was full of malice and the phrase "I'm-so-going-to-kill-you-when-you-aren't-looking" had seemed to be inprinted all over his face.

"Whoa, cool it. I was just joking!" Link sighed alittle before replying.

"Yes, I can tell," Roy growled slightly under his breath. He had wished that the day would end as quick as thunder striked the air, so he could go back to his hotel room and sleep in some more. Gods...Has this day has turned out for the worse? What am I doing wrong? Did I get up on the wrong side of the bed? Nah...it couldn't be...that. I always get up on the left side of it...maybe that was the bad side today...? Or...

Roy had been thinking for such a long time, he didn't notice a small light yellow creature come waltzing right into his legs, getting injured at the same time.

"Eh...hey! Mister! Watch it!" he had yelled at Roy, who was seeming to be in a trance.

"Oy...HUMANS! They just never understand when I'M talking to them!" That said, the little creature walked up to Roy, and bit the side of his leg, while screaming.

"HEY! STUPID HUMAN!" Roy winced out a painful cry, until he found the little creature on his leg, trying to eat it, it seemed to him.

"What the hell?! Eh...who are you? And what are you trying to do to my leg?" Roy questioned the little creature, with a seeming glare that stole his soul into the animal.

"Eh...?!" the little creature pounced off his nibbling on Roy's leg and stepped back a couple of inches from him. "Y...you?! You can understand me?!" he looked into Roy's fiery eyes that glew brightly the color of the ocean when the sun came upon it.

"Well...yes...Is there a problem? Doesn't everyone here understand you?" Roy questioned back, which his face was now on the confused side.

"NO! All these pathethic humans here! They never seem to understand me! OR my brother, Pikachu! OR my good friend, Jigglypuff! They just stare at us and wonder what we're trying to tell them! They're ALL mean! ALL humans are MEAN!!" the little yellow creature pouted and started crying alittle.

"Hey hey...calm down. There's no need to cry...Surely, if all humans are mean, then I guess I am, right?" Roy smiled alittle, as he bent down near the creature. The animal looked up him, with such confusion as well.

"Eh...n..no! You aren't mean! It's just...!" he studdered out alittle.

"Ah...don't try stereotyping without finding the truth next time, alright?" Roy stood to his feet, when he noticed Link and Marth were coming his way.

"Say...what's your name?" he had asked, while he turned his head towards his friends.

"Pichu...my name is Pichu. I'm a mouse type Pokemon," the little creature replied rather sadly, "What about you?"

"Mine's Roy...and I seriously don't have a clue what exactly a Pokemon is, but I'll figure it out someday..." Roy smiled again, and this time, looked towards Pichu, with a happy grin. As Link and Marth approached the becoming friends, Pichu hid behind Roy's legs for comfort.

"Hey, Roy...We heard you scream alittle while back. Are you alright?" Link asked when he finally came up to him.

"Roy-kun, who is that? Hiding behind your legs?" Marth bent down to look at Pichu. Instead of showing mercy because he was a human, Pichu scooted to Roy's other leg, so he could be as far from Marth as possible, but also as close to Roy.

"Oh...that's Pichu. He's...a friend of mine." Roy had responded to Marth's question, "And Link, I'm alright...don't worry about it." Link shrugged his shoulders and joined Marth in seeing Pichu.

"Hey...he's kinda cute. I think he likes you, Roy." Link snickered through his speech.

"Ah come off it, Link. We're just friends!" Roy shook his head, as he also knelt down. Marth held out his hand to Pichu, as to show of kindness.

"Hello Pichu," he said in a friendly tone. "Pichu?" and a stare was all Marth got out of him.

"Marth-san, you should know that Pokemon cannot speak the human language!" Link poked his back.

"Ah...I didn't know...how do they speak?" he asked in an anime-ish question mark above his head.

"They just say their names over and over again." An unfamilar voice broke into the swordsmen conversation. They all looked up and saw a man, wearing a green long sleeved shirt, blue overalls, and a green hat with the letter 'L' inprinted on it.

"And who may I ask are you, fine sir?" Marth stood up fully, while towering over the man in green.

"The name's Luigi. I'm Mario's brother." he replied quite excitedly.

"Should've known..." Link said afterwards, while also standing to his limit, "You look like a taller version of Mario." Luigi turned to Link, and frowned.

"What made you think THAT trash?!" he exclaimed quite rudely and loudly, scaring Roy off his heels, making him land to the ground quite hard and making Pichu jump into his lap.

"Oh...n..nothing. Really. I was just saying that..." Link started, but was interrupted by Marth. "So, anyways. About that subject you were saying about Pokemon saying their name when they speak?" Marth said quickly, while trying to change the subject.

Luigi broke his trance from Link's glare, and turned to Marth. "Oh yes...about that. Before I was so RUDELY insulted," Luigi stole a glare from Link, then went back to speaking to Marth privately.

"Sheesh, what's up with him?" Roy shuddered out a question, while placing Pichu on the ground and standing up. "I dunno. Luigi's been all like that to me ever since that one fight we had a couple of days ago. He's nice to me for one moment, then hopping mad the next!" Link exclaimed.

"Like a Mankey..." Pichu snickered out loud. "Mankey? What's that?" Roy turned to Pichu quite quickly, while stealing a few giggles from Pichu.

"Mankey? Where'd that come from?" Link looked to Roy in confusion, "And what's so funny, anyways?" Roy blinked for a moment before replying with astonishment, while recovering from his slight giggles.

"Oh, Pichu said 'Like a Mankey' to responding to your statement." Roy had pointed to Pichu while looking to Link. Either Roy has some serious issues, or he needs some help. Link thought for a moment.

"Roy...are you SURE you're alright? You aren't halluncinating, are you?" Link stared at his friend with a contaminated look of depression and confusion mix.

"Ah? What? I'm not hallucinating! And I'm fine. Did you not just hear Pichu say a word?" Roy looked back at Link, this time with a stare and frown.

"All I heard was a 'Pichu pi pichu' sound come out of his mouth instead..." Link turned to his side and sighed. "Roy, I think you need to lie down before you get mauled by hallucination." Roy glared and growled at Link.

"I'm NOT hallucinating! For the last friggin time! STOP saying that!!" With that said, Roy stormed off in a fiery type of rage. He didn't know where to, but it had to be somewhere away from Link. Pichu looked back at Link, then in the direction of Roy. Soon enough, he followed Roy's path and caught up with him.

Whoot! Done with chapter 1!

Roy: (glares at me) How DARE you say that I hallucinate!?

Uh...umm...I just did...

Roy: Thazzit! (unsheathes Sword of Seals) Come here so I can slice you to bits, little rat-girl!

Wha! Oo Eliwood-sama! SAVE MEH from your evil, demonic possessed son...!! (whimpers and runs from Roy)

Eliwood: That can't happen, I'm afraid...

Link: Goodness...now I see why Roy dislikes you now. You aren't too much of a parental guidance of help, are you?

Eliwood: (eye twitches; glares at Link) And you, of ALL people would dare say that to me?! (takes out Durandral) COME HERE, YOU STUPID ELF!!

Link: AH! (whistles for Epona; runs from Eliwood) HELP! SAVE THE CHILDREN!! ToT (jumps on Epona as she continues to run)

Marth: It's a fiesta of death! Literally!

Barney: Fiesta! Of I Love You!

Marth: GAH! YOU'RE back?!?! (eye twitch) GO AWAY!! takes out Falcion

Ephraim: Barney is so screwed...

Colm: Don't mention it... Anyways...I'll save little Roy-chibi from...Roy. So she can do the second chapter!

Pichu: (has been asleep during all the commotion and still is while gnawing at a Roy plushie in his sleep)