How to train your Dragonoid.


Chapter I: How to fight a Dragonoid.


The four Demon Lords were having a meeting concerning the fall of Veldora, a powerful monster.

"Interesting! Very interesting!"

The demon lord, Milim Nava bounced up and down in excitement as she watched Veldora's defeat on the crystal ball.


"I am interested in you as well my dear." A deep, synthesized voice rang out in the wind.

Little did the Demon Lord know, she too was being watched. A mechanical fly on the wall behind her was getting quite an eyeful.

As was the entity controlling it, seeing through it's eyes. This entity's true identity was unknown. The name he gave when asked was 'Bug,' sometimes preceded by his self-appointed title of 'Emperor.' His soldiers usually called him 'My Lord.' He'd been known by a great many other names as well.

Clad in black cybernetic armor that covered every inch of him, he stood alone in the hot sun and the cool wind, eating the eye candy for all it was worth.

He could also see a large blonde-haired man, a silver-haired man, and a winged white-haired woman in a revealing red top. It was the pinkette, however, who his attention was focused on.

She stood bent over the meeting room table and that position, coupled with the extremely skimpy, ridiculously low-riding black panties she had on gave Bug a spectacular view of her posterior cleavage.

Bug's mouth watered behind his bug head-shaped helmet and his body started to heat up under his armor at he stared at the supple flesh of her succulent butt.

"This girl is magnificent. That outfit... it's making me dizzy. Not only that..."

Bug could feel a change in his armored codpiece as well.

"Rock hard already... Perhaps I should call someone..." Bug was well-known for his atmospheric libido.


"I'd like to go investigate this new toy, personally!"


"I am a toy to her? Hm... I like the sound of that." Bug mused.


"Now, now, Milim. Don't forget about our pact with the Forest of Jura." Clayman, the silver-haired man, reminded her.

The Demon Lord walked around the table to address her fellow Demon Lord, giving Bug an excellent view of her midriff.


"Hm... pretty pink hair in ever-charming twintails, sparkling blue eyes, fair porcelain skin, and... the body of a pubescent 12-year old girl. An unusually curvaceous one. Sacred darkness... Those wide, child-bearing hips... Don't lie. Hm... Contrasted by that slender waist. Yes, truly... A svelte form contrasted with wide, curvy hips and a succulent ass is a body men of culture would kill for... She is exquisite. Not particularly busty, but only a simple man would bemoan that fact. A man like me on the other hand can appreciate far more than just tits."

Bug was dying for the chance to appreciate her up-close.


"What? But it's so dumb. I mean, with Veldora gone, can't we just ditch the non-aggression pact?"

"There's an idea. I don't see why not." Clayman agreed.

The other two Demon Lords in the room nodded in agreement.

"Right, then it's decided. But promise we won't interfere with each other. Fair enough?"

"Seems reasonable." Clayman replied with a smile.

"Well, okay. As long as everyone's in agreement."

Thus, the meeting had ended.

"I'm off to play with my new toy!" Milim said as she ran to the open window.

The Demon Lord turned to give a gentle reminder to the other Demon Lords, thus, giving the fly and it's master another great view of her sublime figure.

"Make sure you stay outta my way, Clayman, Carrion and Frey." Milim warned, before leaping into the sky.


"Come and get me, my loli-licious Goddess..."

A sound boomed like thunder and a figure crashed into the ground, hard enough to make a small crater. Through the dust, Bug could make out a feminine figure and glowing red eyes. The Demon Lord had arrived.

"Nice to meet you. I'm the one and only Dragonoid, known as the Destroyer. People call me the Demon Lord Milim Nava. I heard that you're the strongest monster in the forest now, so I came to say hello."

The dust soon dissipated, allowing Bug to feast his eyes on Milim's body once more.

Milim, in turn, stared back, trying to ascertain the man's power level with her Milim Eye, but strangely, found him impossible to analyze.

Hm... that weird armor must be blocking my eye somehow. This is no ordinary man I'm up against.

"You as well. I am Emperor Bug, also known as the Conqueror. I have been known by many other names, among them Pestilence, Beelzebub, and Abaddon, and I-" The self-titled Emperor paused to crack his neck. "Hnngh... and I am the strongest monster in the world."

"Oh, really? You sure about that?" Milim grinned.

"Yes. In a moment, so too... shall you be."

The Demon Lord's eyes glowed with excitement.

"Oho! Is that a challenge I hear?"

"It is indeed." Bug confirmed.

"Oh, boy! This'll be fun."

"One thing."

"Hm? What's that?"

"If I defeat you, may I... admire that perfect body of yours?"

His question so bold left a pause in the air and poor Milim blushing to the ends of her hair.

"Wh-what the!? W-what are you, some kinda pervert or something!?" she stammered.

"I am."

The pinkette took a deep breath and tried to compose herself.

What am I worried about? Some guy in a ridiculous outfit will never beat me! Although... if he somehow did manage to win, well... there are worse fates, I suppose... She tugged on one of her twintails and bit her lip gently.

Milim Nava may have been a Demon Lord, but she was a woman, too. She couldn't deny that his attention was flattering.

For some reason, even though she wore an outfit that could make a harlot blush, she rarely got any male attention.

The awkward moment was interrupted by a small army of soldiers in white armor flying over a nearby hill.

My Swarmtroopers... are here at last.

"My apologies for our tardiness, my lord! Are you unharmed?" The squad leader asked as he saluted Bug.

"I am fine." He assured him before turning back to Milim.

"So, what is thine answer?"

She cleared her throat.

"F-fine by me, but I wouldn't get my hopes up, Buggy! I'll tell you somethin' else, if, I mean, when I beat you, I... I... I'm gonna stomp on you! Y-yeah, I'll grind you under my heel!" Milim pointed at Bug and grinned sadistically, baring her fangs to him. He found them quite sexy.

"Hm, hm, hm... I see you flirt as shamelessly as you dress." Bug taunted her.

The Destroyer's grin turned to an angry scowl.

"You dare mock me!?"

"You'll find I dare much, little Dragonoid."

This made her grit her teeth in rage.

"You dare call me 'little!?' I'll murder you!"

The Swarmtroopers aimed their guns at her, but their Emperor motioned for them to lower them.

"Take your shot."

The Demon Lord charged and threw a mighty punch at her foe.

Don't worry, Buggy, this won't kill you... But it will hurt. Milim's punch connected, hitting Bug square in his armor-clad gut.

*Thud*

"What the-!? Impossible!"

Milim couldn't believe it. Her attack had no effect whatsoever.

"Surprise. My Black Hole Armor can absorb the force of any attack."

"Hehe... Well, now... that's pretty impressive." Milim wouldn't have minded some armor like that herself.

"You have seen nothing yet."

Bug paused.

"Commander."

"My lord!" The commander of the Swarmtrooper unit saluted him.

"Leave us. I must face this one alone."

"As you wish, my lord." The commander signaled the troopers and they flew back to base.

"Now, where were we? Ah, yes." Bug's left arm turned into a cannon and he fired a powerful burst of dark energy at Milim.

"Bug Buster."

Milim, not seeing the need to dodge, took it right in the chest and was promptly knocked on her shapely rear.

"Ow!"

That hurt! That actually hurt! and what's more...

The Dragonoid sprang to her feet and flashed her foe a fanged grin.

"To not only hurt me, but knock me down... it's been ages since anyone's accomplished a feat like that."

"Has it been so long since you've known the touch of a man? Or... could it be that you've never known that?" Bug had his doubts about the lascivious loli's purity, but it was possible. He didn't really care one way or the other, he was simply curious.

The Destroyer smirked. "A gentleman doesn't ask such questions."

"I am no gentleman."

I am no doorknob, either. Bug thought.

"Let's just say this victory'll be a bittersweet one."

"So confident you are, in your might." The Conqueror observed.

"It hasn't failed me yet." Milim boasted.

"Today, it will betray you."

"Heh, we'll just see about that!"

The Demon Lord paused for a moment to contemplate her next move. Well, if physical attacks don't work, then maybe magic will!

"Your 'Bug Buster' wasn't half-bad, but it's nothing compared to my Dragon Buster! Say goodnight, Buggy!" The Demon Lord let loose with a blast of her own.

"It's no use..." Bug muttered.

The magical burst hit Bug dead-on, but as with Milim's earlier attack, it left him unfazed as his armor simply sucked the energy up like a sponge.

"No way..." She uttered in sheer disbelief.

"I told you. The armor absorbs the force of any attack. Physical or magical, it makes no difference." Bug was looking forward to his prize. He could only begin to imagine how soft and smooth her skin was.

Damn it! The Dragonoid gritted her teeth in frustration.

Wait... he said that armor absorbs force, not nullifies it. That means it must have a limit to how much it can take! I've got you now!

Milim rushed at her foe at lightning speed and threw a barrage of full-strength blows. Not giving him a second or an inch to retaliate, she continued her assault from every angle, moving so fast she appeared as a blur.

Ka ka ka… Silly sexy little girl. The more you attack, the more powerful I become... I could go for some cheesecake.


Smut in next chapter.