Hi peoples! CIF here writin an Inuyasha sleepover fic! *Looks at watch* And they better get here soon or I'm gonna kill them...
*Inuyasha walks in* Inu: So, when does this sleepover thing start? CIF: *Twitches* INUYASHA! Must... scratch... ears... Inu: Um... maybe I'll just leave now... *Starts running towards the door* CIF: NOOO, INUUU!!! *Pulls rope out of nowhere and lassoes Inuyasha* YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE NOW!!! NEVER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh yeah... the disclaimer thing...
Disclaimer: I don't own any part of Inuyasha except for Inu! *Hugs lassoed Inu til he turns blue* Okay... maybe I don't...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*AND THE FIC BEGINS!!!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CIF(me): *Still holding the rope with Inu on the other end and tapping her foot impatiently* WHERE ARE THEY?
Fruity: *Bursting into the room* ARE THEY HERE YET?!
Sayso: *Appearing out of nowhere* Does it LOOK like they're here yet?
Fruity: ...
CIF(me): *Flames around her and eyes glowing red* IF THEY DON'T GET HERE SOON, I WILL MAKE THEIR LIVES A LIVING NIGHTMARE!!!
*Doorbell rings*
CIF(me): *Goes back to normal* Oh, look, they're here!!!
Everyone but CIF: O.o"
*Inuyasha, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Fluffy, Rin, and Jakken walk in*
Fruity: JAKKEN?! WHO INVITED HIM?! *Grabbing Jakken and flinging him out the window*
Sango: THANK GOD!!! He was bugging me the whole way here!!!
Inuyasha: Hey, wait a minute, where's Kagome?
Sayso: *Whistling innocently*
CIF(me): Why didn't you invite Kagome, Sayso? Are you still mad about that thing with the chicken feathers???
Sayso:...
^Flashback^
Kagome: Oh, Saaaayso...
Sayso: Yeah?
Kagome: Come over heeeeere...
Fruity: NO, SAYSO, DON'T DO IT!!!
CIF: *Covering Fruity's mouth and punching her* Shut up!
Sayso: *Walks into room* What is it?
Kagome: I've got something to showww yoooou...
Sayso: What?
Kagome: Come outsiii-
CIF: WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT?
Kagome: Sorry...
Fruity: Sayso, Sayso, it's all a trap! NOOO!!! *Gets knocked out as CIF smashes a chair over her head*
Sayso: *Opening door and walking outside. Gallon of glue falls all over her* EEWW!!!
Kagome: Oh, Sayso... *Throws bag of chicken feathers on her and pushes her outside*
Everyone outside: *Sees Sayso and starts laughing*
Little girl: AHH!!! A CHICKEN GIRL!!! *Runs away screaming*
Kagome/CIF: APRIL FOOLS!!!
Fruity: I warned you...
Sayso: Grr...
^End flashback^
Sayso: ... NO, of course not!
Fruity/CIF: Yeah, right.
CIF: *Picks up phone and calls Kagome* Kagome? We're having a sleepover and Sayso... forgot to invite you... No, its not because of the feather thing... okay, see you in a few! *Hangs up and glares at Sayso*
Fruity: *Noticing Fluffy for the first time (she is such a baka...)* FLUFFY!!! *Running over to him*
Sayso: OH, NO YOU DON'T!!! SESSHY'S MINE!!!
Fru/Say: *Fighting*
Inu: *Still lassoed and held by me ^__^* FLUFFY!!! SESSHY!!! Love your nicknames, brother! *Laughing*
Fluffy: Shut up! At least I'M not a filthy half-breed!!!
Inu: Why I oughta...
Miroku: *Sneaking his hand onto Sango's bottom*
Sango: HEY!!! HENTAI!!! *Throws boomerang at him* *WHACK!!!*
Miroku: @_@
Rin: I'm scared, Shippo-san. Sesshomaru-sama is going to get hurt.
Shippo: *Not sure what to do* Uh... uh... It's okay, Rin-chan. They'll stop soon...
Rin: *Starts crying*
Shippo: *Panicking* NO, no, don't cry, Rin-chan, don't cry... *Patting her on the head (though I'm not exactly sure how he can reach it...)*
Someone: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU ALL DOING?!?!
Everyone: *Turns to to door and sees Kagome standing in the doorway*
CIF: Kagome, you made it!
Kagome: Of course, CIF-chan!
Sayso: *Glaring at Kagome*
Kagome: *Glaring right back* *Whispering to CIF* I'm warning you now, don't you dare lay your hands on Inuyasha. He's mine.
CIF: *Ignoring Kagome* Okay, now that everyone's here, we can start the slumber party!!!
Everyone but CIF: yaaaay....
CIF: *Glaring*
Everyone: I mean, YAAAAY!!!!
CIF: ^__^ That's better!!! Now, what game should we play first?
Fruity: OOH! OOH! I WANNA PLAY TWISTER!!! *Holding Fluffy's tail*
Sayso: *Taking face out of Fluffy's tail* No way, that game's stupid!
Inu: What's Twister?
Kagome: *Explaining*
Inu: ... stupid.
Fluffy: Hey, hey you!
CIF: *Turning* Me?
Fluffy: Are these two yours?
CIF: Mine? ... well... I guess you could say that... technically they belong to their parents, and maybe their siblings, but since I'm the leader of our club, and we're friends and all, I guess that does make me -
Fluffy: YEAH, sure, whatever!!! Would you mind getting them OFF ME?!?
CIF: Sorry, even I can't do that.
Fluffy: ...
Sango: I know why Inu-chan doesn't want to play.
Shippo: Why, Sango-san?
Rin: I wanna know why.
Sango: He and Sayso-chan are scared to lose!
Inu/Say: What... did... you... say?
Fruity: ^__^ Yeah, and I bet Fluffy's scared to play, too!
Fluffy: Feh... AND DON'T CALL ME FLUFFY!!!
Fruity: Okay, Sesshy!
Inu: Hey, feh's MY word!
Everyone: *Ignoring him*
Sesshy: / ... I refuse to join in this pathetic human form of amusement...
Rin: Sesshomaru-sama, I want you to play with me.
Sesshy: No, Rin.
Rin: Please, Sesshomaru-sama? *Looking up at him with her big brown eyes (they are brown, right?)*
Sesshy: ... very well then, Rin. If you really want me to... *Thinking* The things I do for her...
Rin: YAY! Thank you, Sesshomaru-sama!
Miroku: I think I will most enjoy this game, Sango-chan.
Sango: *Thwapping Miroku* Lech...
Miroku: But I didn't do anything this time!
Sango: You were thinking it.
CIF: Well, TIME TO PLAY TWISTER!!!
Inu/Say: HEY, we never agreed to play!!!
Fruity: *Whispering* Scaredy-cat, scaredy-cat...
Inu/Say: Oh, FINE!!! Grrr... (Freaky how they're saying things all at once...)
*Kikyo appears out of nowhere*
Sayso: *Eye twitch* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?! I WILL KILL YOU!!! *Grabs blow-torch out of nowhere and flames Kikyo. Kikyo looks no different than before* WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!? I HATE YOU!!! HATE!!!
Everyone but Sayso and Kikyo: O.o
CIF: DON'T YOU DARE SAY YOU HATE KIKYO!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!! *Eyes glowing red*
Sayso: *Cowering* I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't hurt me!
CIF: *Going back to normal* Fine...
Kikyo: I've come for...
Everyone but Kikyo: *Waiting for the word 'Inuyasha'.
Kikyo: THE RAMEN!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Grabs Inu's fresh, hot cup of ramen and disappears*
Inu: ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MY RAMEN!!! She's evil, evil, EVIL!!! *Foaming at the mouth*
Fruity: AAAHHH!!! HE'S GOT RABIES!!!
Everyone but Sayso: *Running around screaming*
Sayso: *Getting a needle out of nowhere and giving Inu a shot*
Inu: *Immediately falls unconcsious*
Kagome: What'd you do to him?
Sayso: I vaccinated him, but it had to be extra powerful because he's a hanyou. He'll be out for at least an hour... he... hehe... hehehe... HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
*Eerie silence*
Kagome: Well, time to play Twister!!!
Well, that's the first chappie!!! If you don't like my story, TOO BAD!!! I'M gonna keep posting it to annoy you, NYA NYA!!! Now, next time, on IY sleepover, the gang plays Twister! WHO WILL WIN!? Find out next time, and in the meantime, review away! Flames will be used to roast marshmallows!!!
CIF: BUT I HATE MARSHMALLOWS!!! HATE!!! DIE, MARSHMALLOWS, DIE!!! *Ripping through a bag of marshmallows* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT THE GREAT CIF!!!
Sayso: I think she just lost completely.
Fruity: Did she ever have it?
Sayso: True.
CIF: *Still shredding marshmallows to bits*
Miroku: Does she always act like that?
Fruity: You have no idea... *Shudders*
Sesshy: Are we at last finished with this pointless fic?
CIF: ^_^ Nope, we still got a lot more chapters to go!!! *Spots a cricket* CRICKET! I HATE CRICKETS! YOU WILL DIE! *Stomping on cricket but doing no damage* DIE!
Rin: Why is CIF-san hurting that cricket?
Sango: I think we'd all like to know that...
*Inuyasha walks in* Inu: So, when does this sleepover thing start? CIF: *Twitches* INUYASHA! Must... scratch... ears... Inu: Um... maybe I'll just leave now... *Starts running towards the door* CIF: NOOO, INUUU!!! *Pulls rope out of nowhere and lassoes Inuyasha* YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE NOW!!! NEVER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh yeah... the disclaimer thing...
Disclaimer: I don't own any part of Inuyasha except for Inu! *Hugs lassoed Inu til he turns blue* Okay... maybe I don't...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*AND THE FIC BEGINS!!!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CIF(me): *Still holding the rope with Inu on the other end and tapping her foot impatiently* WHERE ARE THEY?
Fruity: *Bursting into the room* ARE THEY HERE YET?!
Sayso: *Appearing out of nowhere* Does it LOOK like they're here yet?
Fruity: ...
CIF(me): *Flames around her and eyes glowing red* IF THEY DON'T GET HERE SOON, I WILL MAKE THEIR LIVES A LIVING NIGHTMARE!!!
*Doorbell rings*
CIF(me): *Goes back to normal* Oh, look, they're here!!!
Everyone but CIF: O.o"
*Inuyasha, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Fluffy, Rin, and Jakken walk in*
Fruity: JAKKEN?! WHO INVITED HIM?! *Grabbing Jakken and flinging him out the window*
Sango: THANK GOD!!! He was bugging me the whole way here!!!
Inuyasha: Hey, wait a minute, where's Kagome?
Sayso: *Whistling innocently*
CIF(me): Why didn't you invite Kagome, Sayso? Are you still mad about that thing with the chicken feathers???
Sayso:...
^Flashback^
Kagome: Oh, Saaaayso...
Sayso: Yeah?
Kagome: Come over heeeeere...
Fruity: NO, SAYSO, DON'T DO IT!!!
CIF: *Covering Fruity's mouth and punching her* Shut up!
Sayso: *Walks into room* What is it?
Kagome: I've got something to showww yoooou...
Sayso: What?
Kagome: Come outsiii-
CIF: WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT?
Kagome: Sorry...
Fruity: Sayso, Sayso, it's all a trap! NOOO!!! *Gets knocked out as CIF smashes a chair over her head*
Sayso: *Opening door and walking outside. Gallon of glue falls all over her* EEWW!!!
Kagome: Oh, Sayso... *Throws bag of chicken feathers on her and pushes her outside*
Everyone outside: *Sees Sayso and starts laughing*
Little girl: AHH!!! A CHICKEN GIRL!!! *Runs away screaming*
Kagome/CIF: APRIL FOOLS!!!
Fruity: I warned you...
Sayso: Grr...
^End flashback^
Sayso: ... NO, of course not!
Fruity/CIF: Yeah, right.
CIF: *Picks up phone and calls Kagome* Kagome? We're having a sleepover and Sayso... forgot to invite you... No, its not because of the feather thing... okay, see you in a few! *Hangs up and glares at Sayso*
Fruity: *Noticing Fluffy for the first time (she is such a baka...)* FLUFFY!!! *Running over to him*
Sayso: OH, NO YOU DON'T!!! SESSHY'S MINE!!!
Fru/Say: *Fighting*
Inu: *Still lassoed and held by me ^__^* FLUFFY!!! SESSHY!!! Love your nicknames, brother! *Laughing*
Fluffy: Shut up! At least I'M not a filthy half-breed!!!
Inu: Why I oughta...
Miroku: *Sneaking his hand onto Sango's bottom*
Sango: HEY!!! HENTAI!!! *Throws boomerang at him* *WHACK!!!*
Miroku: @_@
Rin: I'm scared, Shippo-san. Sesshomaru-sama is going to get hurt.
Shippo: *Not sure what to do* Uh... uh... It's okay, Rin-chan. They'll stop soon...
Rin: *Starts crying*
Shippo: *Panicking* NO, no, don't cry, Rin-chan, don't cry... *Patting her on the head (though I'm not exactly sure how he can reach it...)*
Someone: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU ALL DOING?!?!
Everyone: *Turns to to door and sees Kagome standing in the doorway*
CIF: Kagome, you made it!
Kagome: Of course, CIF-chan!
Sayso: *Glaring at Kagome*
Kagome: *Glaring right back* *Whispering to CIF* I'm warning you now, don't you dare lay your hands on Inuyasha. He's mine.
CIF: *Ignoring Kagome* Okay, now that everyone's here, we can start the slumber party!!!
Everyone but CIF: yaaaay....
CIF: *Glaring*
Everyone: I mean, YAAAAY!!!!
CIF: ^__^ That's better!!! Now, what game should we play first?
Fruity: OOH! OOH! I WANNA PLAY TWISTER!!! *Holding Fluffy's tail*
Sayso: *Taking face out of Fluffy's tail* No way, that game's stupid!
Inu: What's Twister?
Kagome: *Explaining*
Inu: ... stupid.
Fluffy: Hey, hey you!
CIF: *Turning* Me?
Fluffy: Are these two yours?
CIF: Mine? ... well... I guess you could say that... technically they belong to their parents, and maybe their siblings, but since I'm the leader of our club, and we're friends and all, I guess that does make me -
Fluffy: YEAH, sure, whatever!!! Would you mind getting them OFF ME?!?
CIF: Sorry, even I can't do that.
Fluffy: ...
Sango: I know why Inu-chan doesn't want to play.
Shippo: Why, Sango-san?
Rin: I wanna know why.
Sango: He and Sayso-chan are scared to lose!
Inu/Say: What... did... you... say?
Fruity: ^__^ Yeah, and I bet Fluffy's scared to play, too!
Fluffy: Feh... AND DON'T CALL ME FLUFFY!!!
Fruity: Okay, Sesshy!
Inu: Hey, feh's MY word!
Everyone: *Ignoring him*
Sesshy: / ... I refuse to join in this pathetic human form of amusement...
Rin: Sesshomaru-sama, I want you to play with me.
Sesshy: No, Rin.
Rin: Please, Sesshomaru-sama? *Looking up at him with her big brown eyes (they are brown, right?)*
Sesshy: ... very well then, Rin. If you really want me to... *Thinking* The things I do for her...
Rin: YAY! Thank you, Sesshomaru-sama!
Miroku: I think I will most enjoy this game, Sango-chan.
Sango: *Thwapping Miroku* Lech...
Miroku: But I didn't do anything this time!
Sango: You were thinking it.
CIF: Well, TIME TO PLAY TWISTER!!!
Inu/Say: HEY, we never agreed to play!!!
Fruity: *Whispering* Scaredy-cat, scaredy-cat...
Inu/Say: Oh, FINE!!! Grrr... (Freaky how they're saying things all at once...)
*Kikyo appears out of nowhere*
Sayso: *Eye twitch* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?! I WILL KILL YOU!!! *Grabs blow-torch out of nowhere and flames Kikyo. Kikyo looks no different than before* WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!? I HATE YOU!!! HATE!!!
Everyone but Sayso and Kikyo: O.o
CIF: DON'T YOU DARE SAY YOU HATE KIKYO!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!! *Eyes glowing red*
Sayso: *Cowering* I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't hurt me!
CIF: *Going back to normal* Fine...
Kikyo: I've come for...
Everyone but Kikyo: *Waiting for the word 'Inuyasha'.
Kikyo: THE RAMEN!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Grabs Inu's fresh, hot cup of ramen and disappears*
Inu: ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MY RAMEN!!! She's evil, evil, EVIL!!! *Foaming at the mouth*
Fruity: AAAHHH!!! HE'S GOT RABIES!!!
Everyone but Sayso: *Running around screaming*
Sayso: *Getting a needle out of nowhere and giving Inu a shot*
Inu: *Immediately falls unconcsious*
Kagome: What'd you do to him?
Sayso: I vaccinated him, but it had to be extra powerful because he's a hanyou. He'll be out for at least an hour... he... hehe... hehehe... HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
*Eerie silence*
Kagome: Well, time to play Twister!!!
Well, that's the first chappie!!! If you don't like my story, TOO BAD!!! I'M gonna keep posting it to annoy you, NYA NYA!!! Now, next time, on IY sleepover, the gang plays Twister! WHO WILL WIN!? Find out next time, and in the meantime, review away! Flames will be used to roast marshmallows!!!
CIF: BUT I HATE MARSHMALLOWS!!! HATE!!! DIE, MARSHMALLOWS, DIE!!! *Ripping through a bag of marshmallows* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT THE GREAT CIF!!!
Sayso: I think she just lost completely.
Fruity: Did she ever have it?
Sayso: True.
CIF: *Still shredding marshmallows to bits*
Miroku: Does she always act like that?
Fruity: You have no idea... *Shudders*
Sesshy: Are we at last finished with this pointless fic?
CIF: ^_^ Nope, we still got a lot more chapters to go!!! *Spots a cricket* CRICKET! I HATE CRICKETS! YOU WILL DIE! *Stomping on cricket but doing no damage* DIE!
Rin: Why is CIF-san hurting that cricket?
Sango: I think we'd all like to know that...