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"Bridget Jones's Diary" which is based off "Pride and Prejudice"
1 September, 1991-
Weight: 123 lbs Cigarettes: 15 before the Hogwarts Express take off
Noon: So here it is, the Diary of I, Penelope Elaina-Marie Clearwater, new Prefect of the Ravenclaw house. Every year starts the same - - I have girlish dreams of how glorious the new school year will be, like those corny teen movies you see in the Muggle world where somehow the little goody-good school girl falls in love with some amazing 'Big Man on Campus'. However, in all truth I end up with fuckwits, flunkies, alcoholics, or what not. But this year I have decided to be productive and start a diary and thus avoid or choose to recognise the signs that I am either falling for a man who embodies all of those vices.
3 pm: Oliver Wood. How can I start to explain him? An all-American Scottish boy with a "Big Man on Campus" stride which makes a simple girl such as I go weak in the knees. He is such a tantalising specimen of a male, that he makes your mouth water - - such men should not be allowed with in a mile radius of girls such as myself, who they apparently have no interest whatsoever in. I, however, manage to only find a way to attract the attention of boring, emotionless, egotistical wankers by the name of Percy Weasley. Or at least my mates would fancy me dating such a lad. I do not see why. But that is the way it goes when you are a Singleton; all of your coupled friends think they are doing you a favour by trying to get you interested in the most apparently singe man on campus. It is said that Percy is freshly out of a relationship with some girl who just decided over the summer to transfer schools to Cambridge School for Young Witches. No wonder, seeing how Percy reacts on always being a rule Nazi, as I have seen him do so in lessons, I would have never started dating him to begin with.
-Penelope Clearwater
1 September, 1991-
Weight: 123 lbs Cigarettes: 15 before the Hogwarts Express take off
Noon: So here it is, the Diary of I, Penelope Elaina-Marie Clearwater, new Prefect of the Ravenclaw house. Every year starts the same - - I have girlish dreams of how glorious the new school year will be, like those corny teen movies you see in the Muggle world where somehow the little goody-good school girl falls in love with some amazing 'Big Man on Campus'. However, in all truth I end up with fuckwits, flunkies, alcoholics, or what not. But this year I have decided to be productive and start a diary and thus avoid or choose to recognise the signs that I am either falling for a man who embodies all of those vices.
3 pm: Oliver Wood. How can I start to explain him? An all-American Scottish boy with a "Big Man on Campus" stride which makes a simple girl such as I go weak in the knees. He is such a tantalising specimen of a male, that he makes your mouth water - - such men should not be allowed with in a mile radius of girls such as myself, who they apparently have no interest whatsoever in. I, however, manage to only find a way to attract the attention of boring, emotionless, egotistical wankers by the name of Percy Weasley. Or at least my mates would fancy me dating such a lad. I do not see why. But that is the way it goes when you are a Singleton; all of your coupled friends think they are doing you a favour by trying to get you interested in the most apparently singe man on campus. It is said that Percy is freshly out of a relationship with some girl who just decided over the summer to transfer schools to Cambridge School for Young Witches. No wonder, seeing how Percy reacts on always being a rule Nazi, as I have seen him do so in lessons, I would have never started dating him to begin with.
-Penelope Clearwater