Ahahaha an Easter fic. It IS Easter after all. And since its currently… *checks clock* 2:12 in the morning and I'm bored, here goes nothing.
"I'm bored…" Naruto complained loudly.
"Oh just shut up Naruto. No one cares." Sakura said.
Sasuke completely ignored the two and stared off into space.
"You'd think for a Jounin, Kakashi could at least show up on time ONCE. Just once, that's all I'm asking!" Sakura grumbled.
"Oh just shut up Sakura. No one cares." Naruto mimicked. Sakura shot him a death glare.
"Quiet you, or I'll decorate your face with my kunai."
Naruto edged farther away from Sakura, which resulted in him falling off the rock the trio was perched on.
"Ow."
"Baka…" Sakura muttered. That's when it dawned on Sakura that she was alone, on a rock, with Sasuke. Blushing furiously, she slowly edged closer to Sasuke, all sorts of romantic and highly improbable situations racing through her mind. She giggled quietly to herself. Sasuke stared strait ahead and completely ignored her.
"Sorry I'm late. A black cat crossed my path and I had to go hunt it down and brutally kill it." Kakashi announced, appearing out of thin air on a nearby tree branch.
"Finally! I thought you'd forgotten about us completely!" Sakura exclaimed.
Kakashi shrugged. "I thought about it."
Sakura sat there for a second in confused silence, then gave up trying to figure out her instructor.
"So what are we learning about today?"
Kakashi scratched his head. "Oops."
"Oops?" Sakura asked.
"I didn't plan for anything today."
There was a dead silence before Sakura yelled shrilly "What the hell kind of instructor are you!?"
Naruto groaned and crawled his way back up the rock, sitting back down at waving at Kakashi.
"Hi Kakashi-sensei!"
Kakashi waved cheerfully back.
Sasuke completely ignored the two and stared off into space.
"Well, what are we going to do now?" Sakura demanded.
Kakashi rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Good question. Let me go find out." He said, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"Wait!" Sakura called out, then slumped in defeat.
""I'm bored…" Naruto complained.
Sakura sighed and nodded her head. "So am I."
"Do you think he's coming back?"
"Knowing our luck, no."
Sasuke completely ignored the two and stared off into space.
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Iruka slumped down in a chair in his kitchen, idly eating some ramen as he reviewed some notes for his class. It was peacefully quiet when suddenly there was an explosion of smoke on his table and a voice screamed "IRUKA!" at him.
Iruka choked on his ramen and jumped backwards in alarm, coughing furiously. Kakashi jumped off the table and grabbed Iruka by his jacket, shaking him back and forth.
"IRUKA I NEED SOME HELP!"
"Maybe… if you… stopped… shaking me… I… could... help…" he choked out. Kakashi let go and stepped away, blushing.
"Sorry!"
Iruka cleared his throat and glared at him.
"Are you trying to give me a heart attack?! You scared the crap out of me!"
"Sorry."
"And you don't just appear out of thin air on someone's table! Where the hell did you get your manners from?!"
"Sorry."
"Do you normally go around scaring people for the fun of it? Do you enjoy giving innocent respectable people heart attacks?"
"Sorry."
"I don't recall giving you permission to come in my house. Most normal people use the front door and are polite about it!"
"Sorry."
"If you say sorry one more time I'm going to shove my chopsticks down your throat."
Kakashi snapped his mouth shut.
"Now, what is it you want?" Iruka asked.
"I forgot to plan something to teach today." Kakashi confessed.
Iruka shook his head. "You're hopeless."
Kakashi grinned. "I know." Iruka just rolled his eyes.
"Too bad it's not a holiday or something, I don't feel like teaching today."
"Well you're in luck, today is a holiday!"
"…really?"
"Yeah, it's Easter." Iruka stated.
"Easter?" Kakashi asked.
"Yeah, Easter. You know, with the bunnies and chocolate eggs and stuff."
"I don't what you're talking about, but it sounds like my kind of holiday."
"Well, if you need a lesson plan, here's what you can do…"
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"Is he here yet?"
"No."
"Is he here yet?"
"No."
"Is he here yet?"
"No."
"Is he here yet?"
"No."
"Is he here yet?"
"NO! HE'S NOT HERE YET! AND HE WON'T BE HERE! NOT EVER!"
"…oh."
"Hey, did you guys miss me?" Kakashi asked, appearing on the rock next to Naruto.
"No." Sakura and Naruto answered in unison.
Sasuke ignored the three and stared off into space.
Kakashi stared at Sasuke and raised an eyebrow, noticing him for the first time.
"How long has he been staring off into space like that?"
Sakura shrugged. "We found him like that this morning."
Kakashi waved his hand in front of Sasuke's face and shrugged when he got no reaction.
"Oh well. Anyways, I've got a mission for you guys! It's a special one today, because it's Easter."
"Easter?" Naruto asked, confused.
"Yeah Easter. You know, the holiday with bunnies and chocolate eggs."
Sakura stared at Kakashi as if he had grown a second head. "If you say so…"
"Your mission is to go into the Forest of Death and fill these Easter baskets with the special colored eggs hidden there." Kakashi said, pulling out three baskets from some unknown place.
Naruto's jaw dropped. "Why the hell do we have to do that?! That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard! We could be killed over a basket of eggs!"
"Ah, but the person who brings back their basket of eggs first gets a special reward!"
"IS IT RAMEN?"
"Maaaaaaaaaybe. You'll have to win to find out."
Kakashi passed out the baskets, handing a blue one to Sasuke, who finally snapped out of whatever trance he had been in (A/N: *coughDRUGScough*), an orange one to Sakura, and a pink one to Naruto.
"What gives?! Why do I get pink and Sakura gets orange? What the hell kind of sense does that make?" Naruto complained loudly.
Kakashi ignored him. "Whoever fills their basket with seven eggs first and brings them back to me unbroken gets the reward. The losers get no lunch."
Sakura and Sasuke nodded while Naruto looked like Christmas had just been cancelled.
"Go ahead and go to the Forest, I'll be waiting outside." Kakashi said and disappeared.
Naruto groaned. "No lunch? That's cruel."
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It's getting late, I have to get some sleep! ^_^* Chapter 2 will be up later today.