We're warning you. the first chapter is a little slow, but it picks up in the second chapter. we promise. we NEED reviews!!! even if they're critical!

Unwanted: ok, we're warning you..again.. we wrote this together, And i must say, even the IDEAS for the story are a little...messed up.. and... a little... perverted, but it was fun to write!!! read if you like comedy..and...gay..sex..

Crazy: he he he... (points upward) he he.. perverted...gay.. he he... I'll be thinking up those parts..

Here we go!

Inuyasha fanfiction Chapter 1

-Back in the Fudal era, there were alot of herbs.. (ahem) being innocently planted when no one really realized the chaos it would cause in future times. -

"Oh, what a hot day, Inuyasha." Shippo said dramatically and looked innocently at Inu as the half breed returned a dirty glance.

"Yeah? And?"

"Whaaaaa!" cried shippo as he wiped the sweat off his brow. "Carry me, Kagome!"

Kagome lifted the 'grown man' to her shoulders and pat him on the head. "There, there, Shippo. Hey, you big lug, why don't we rest? The Jewel shards are on my neck, so what's the use of chasing after this.. this.. demon..thing."

"Heh. Quit whining, you. You say your strong but you can't walk for a few minutes? We just took a break a couple of miles back"

"A couple of miles back!?!? That was 6 hours ago!"

"Hmpf."

"Yes Inuyasha I must agree with our beautiful Kagome. We need to stop." Miroku said sighing, with a wide smile on his face.

"MIROKU!" Within the span of 3 seconds of the end of his sigh, Miroku was on the ground. He slowly opened his eyes to see a pretty girl standing over him.

"Ohhhh. I didn't see you there, Sango." Miroku slowly got up from the ground, dusting his robes.

As Kagome took a second to look, Inuyasha was a great distance away from them.

Kagome twitches. "That guy really.. frustates me. You know what, fine. I'll do this the hard way."

"Huh?" Sango said, looking puzzled.

"HEY INUYASHA!"

Inuyasha slowly turns around, wincing at a small girl waving her arm.

"SIT!!"

(w/n: Well, you all know what happenens then. (Giggles))

Inuyasha removes his face from the dirt and slowly sniffs the air.

"God damnit, Kagome! The demon's near!"

"WHAT?!?!?!"

Inuyasha does his time sniffing the ground and slowly gets up. He sniffs the air once again, to follow the scent. The others, not far behind him.

"Hey! come here!" Inuyasha called through the thick forest.

Miroku bursts through the clearing into a thick fog, followed by Sango and Kagome, who was carrying Shippo.

"INUYASHA!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!" Kagome called looking around as she placed Shippo on Miroku's shoulders.

"I'm right here! I think I found where the smell was coming from" Inuyasha called from beyond the trees.

Kagome forced herself through the trees to find a wobbly Inuyasha standing on a cliffside."Are you sick?" Kagome walked over to him to see a burning field over the small drop. She caught him just as he fell onto her lap. "MIROKU! HELP!" She deeply inhaled as she began to shed tears."wait... what?"

Unwanted: OK! what'd you think so far? It gets FAR more interesting, believe us. we wrote it. HE HE! If ya like yaoi, you'll like the next chapter.. only.. it's so... un-Inuyasha-like...

Crazy: Interesting...? Is that what their calling it now? hehehehehe.. (hides in corner, laughing manically)