Lloyd has just killed Mithos
"…it's over," said Lloyd. "We've just killed Mithos…"
"Really? Wow, thanks, these people would never have known that if you hadn't pointed it out!" I replied.
"OH MY FREAKIN MARTEL WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" Said everyone but me.
"The author."
"Are you evil?" asked Lloyd.
"I can do anything I want."
"Oh yeah," said Lloyd, "I bet you couldn't make Genis and Sheena make out!"
A hopeful look sprouted on Genis' face.
"Just frickin' watch me!"
Genis and Sheena began to make out, oblivious to the fact that everyone was watching.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Zelos, "I WAS SO CLOSE TO MAKING HER CRACK!"
"Bwahahahaha!" I laughed.
"Alright" said Lloyd, "We won't anger you."
"Boo-yah! Who got owned?"
"We did."
"Damn right! Suck it bitches!"
"…..Wellll… don't we get some sort of dramatic cutscene now?" asked Raine.
"No time for that, can't ya see me and Sheena are busy?" Asked Genis.
"Unfortunately, yes" Everyone said except Zelos, who just sat there wailing, 'SHE'S TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEN! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"A cutscene's not what you get at all, foo'!" I said. "You get this!"
And everything faded to pitch black…