Front-Line Interviews is a series of fictional Hogwarts interviews I used to post in my livejournal, which by the by is www.livejournal.com/~sad_alice. Instead of posting each set of interviews as a separate story, this one story will be updated regularly with new chapters.

Five is an alias of mine for these interviews, just like the name Sarah Noble. My online names are faker than whatever they make american cheese slices out of. JUST TRY AND CATCH ME, COPPERS!! YAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!

As always, fan fiction is dumb. Don't read it.