The happy little German!
Once upon a time there was a happy little German, who lived in happy little Germany but one day he was having not so very nice and not so happy dreams! But luckily he awoke from his not so happy dreams and went on with his happy little life, in happy little Germany!
THE END!
(note: The happy little German did not, in fact, live out his life in a happy manner, just after this story was written...he was hit by a bus...Sorry little Happy German.)