A/N: Just to let you all know, this fanfic is inspired by and based on the Nostalgia Critic's reviews on horrible and criticized movies, and I DO NOT own any characters from RWBY, content and sources, or anything, just my imagination idea to make it a good story.

In this first non-canon and humorous story of the fanfic series (despite RWBY Volume 4 and 5), which will have characters from RWBY, Team RWBY reviews and comments on the critically-panned and awful movie Son of the Mask, and focuses on them getting help from Raven in order to try getting rid of the horrible DVD movie, which the DVD is unknowingly owned by Salem and Cinder, unbeknowst to RWBY. I was originally gonna do the whole prologue, but I had to skip writing most of the prologue for writing more chapters before and on Halloween, so anyway it was about Salem and Cinder was gonna show the awful Son of the Mask to Neo, but when she called Arthur Watts, she's enraged when he said he got rid of it due to the movie being disturbing for Neo, who had put it some place where no one can find it.

In honour of the release of RWBY: Volume 5. Rated T-M for bad words. Enjoy!

VALE

One day, when Team RWBY was strolling around the town and chatting, until they had seen a small sand pit nearby, so they all decide to go over to the sandpit. In a couple moments, they notice a sunlight on the sandbox shaped as a X through the tree and leaves shade, which Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss help dig up the sandpit, finding a small suitcase. The four team members then get out of the small sandpit, and open the small suitcase, to reveal the DVD case of Son of the Mask.

"Well, if it's in a special suitcase buried in the sandpit and it's free, it must be worth a watch and review. Might as well spend a little more time in town before we go back to Beacon Academy and watch this movie.", plans Ruby as the other three agree.

RWBY's Commentary on Son of the Mask (Part 1)

As Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss sit on their commentary chairs in their dorm room, Ruby starts off the review to the readers, "Hello, I'm Ruby..."

"I'm Yang..."

"I'm Blake..."

"And I'm Weiss."

Ruby continues, "We all remember the mid-90's comedy The Mask. One of the first films to grow in the popularity of computer effects with a more cartoony nature as opposed to threatening. It was a decent flick, with the Mask character for the kids and Jim Carrey's straight man routine for the adults. And on top of that, it made a LOT of money. So much so that a sequel, The Mask 2, had been in the works for eons. It was mentioned in interviews, online forums, there was even an Nintendo Power contest for it. Yeah, didn't that turn out to be a great prize. When years later for a contest you forgot you entered to get dragged to a set that has no Jim Carrey, no Cameron Diaz, even the dog we think was sadly dead at this point!"

"But, hey! At least we have Randy from Scream!", Yang looks on the bright side to her little sis and to the readers, a cricket heard afterwards in a result of silence.

Blake and Weiss both asks their teammate, "Yang? Do you mean Jamie?"

"Here's your refund. Cha-ching.", the blonde team member jokes to the readers, pulling and holding out money, before putting it back in her pocket.

Son of the Mask

Blake then continued the review, "Where The Mask had a leaning towards kids and adults, Son of the Mask is most definitely a kids film. Even the advertisements show pretty much nothing but the baby and dog scenes. But it's not only a half-assed sequel without half the asses of the original cast, it's a downright strange, freaky little drive into someone's poisoned outlook as to what's family entertainment is. It's a miserable experience that we're sure you don't want to see all through."

"And let's start the movie. Warning: This film contains ridiculous and non-sensual scenes that made the movie extremely panned. Portions of scenes that's described will be reacted and reviewed by us. Critics, do not watch the movie unless at your own risk, you will hate it.", Weiss commences, making a 1000 Ways to Die intro reference.

The opening scene starts off as Ruby says, "So we start in Edge City, where the first film left off. We enter a museum that literally has the only last cast member from the last movie, Ben Stein. And seriously, was it even worth getting him? It's like making Ghostbusters 3, and the only cast member you bring in is the lamp from scene 22. Though, to be fair, the lamp would give a much more stunning performance than Stein.", which shows a scene with Stein explaining the god of mischief, Loki, in the museum during this.

"So just as he's talking about Loki, what a coinkydink! Loki himself appears, played by Alan Cumming.", Yang told the fact.

Blake also adds, "Whose almost as silly-looking as The Avengers' Loki, but not quite.", before another part of the opening scene shows Loki realizing the mask in the museum that's kept is a fake one, Stein deadpanningly tells him it's a good fake before Loki throws the mask and hits it on his head, reacting to the pain in deadpan.

"And you're about to see the number one problem with this film.", says Weiss, as the next part of the scene shows Loki using his powers to make Ben Stein's character's face to pop out from his head, deadpanningly reacting to this as Loki then puts his popped out face in the museum display where the mask is put.

Ruby sighs, "Yes, this is one of many "shit your pants" disturbing images. Granted, anything dismembering Ben Stein is usually a plus, but we rather be able to watch it as opposed to run out of the theater in our urine-soaked jeans."

"So the real Mask is in the river just outside of Fringe City...which is so similar to Edge City, you'll be asking yourself, "Why the fuck didn't they just keep it in Edge City?", and is picked up by a different dog other than the first film. Yet looks so identical to him so that the kids can see the trailer and say, "Oh, look! Even the Jack Russell Terrier wanted more money than they were willing to shell out!" But thankfully, they found other performers who were willing to take less. Like Jamie Kennedy, who I swear has set his acting to "permanently nasally whine".", Yang comments, as parts of some scenes in the first part of the movie shows examples of Jamie Kennedy's whining quotes in the film.

Blake comments, "Even when he's talking normal, it sounds like he's whining.", as more scenes show Jamie's whining quotes in the film as well.

"On top of that, he falls into that common category of badly written characters of the overreacting man-child who never listens, never cares, and yet somehow gets an over-understanding, bland, underwritten hot chick. Why, just look at what goes through his mind when somebody says "baby".", explained Weiss.

After a scene which shows Jamie's character's imagination of his wife in the movie given birth to one, then two, three, four, dozens of babies, confirming either a boy or a girl, the overcrowding babies closing up to show them crying and having vampire teeth, Ruby realizes something in the scene.

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Stop right there! There's the poster for your movie! That'll get the kids coming in.", Ruby said about the babies with the vampire teeth. "Imagine, girls, come see Son of the Mask. A FAMILY picture."

Yang shudders, "I don't want to know how the kids will react to this.", before we see a scene in the movie where Jamie's character Tim is talking to his wife about not having a baby now.

"So while Jamie doesn't want to spend all that time and attention on a kid, like he CLEARLY fucking does with his dog! Seriously, even Gromit doesn't have as much dog related shit in his room!", Blake and Weiss then says, "We get our first look at- What the HELL?", as a scene during this with Jamie's character Tim and his dog, the latter who got the mask, and we zoom into the dog's eye and all of a sudden...

The god Odin appears in the scene, yelling "LOOOOOOOOOKKKIIIIIIII!", which scares Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss when watching this part.

"Rip Yosemite Sam Winkle, we presume! Actually, that's Bob Hoskins as Odin. Probably thankful for his retirement whenever he pops this movie in.", mentioned Ruby.

After a scene with Odin telling Loki about his task to find the mask, Yang also says, "So Jamie's character Tim works at an animation studio, which happens to be hosting a Halloween party (which explains why this chapter is released near Halloween soon). Seeing how his costume got ruined, he grabs the Mask his dog found and I'll give you one sanity tormenting guess what happens.", which then shows a scene of Tim going to the Halloween party, putting on the Mask before transforming during the way there, which as a matter of fact, somehow looks much different from the first film's Mask.

"Oh my god! It's like they made DNA syrup out of the Jolly Green Giant and Conan O'Brien!", references Blake, horrified by this scene.

Weiss included after a part of the scene when Tim's Mask form upbeats the party and sings a remix of Can't Take My Eyes Off You, "So he torturously lightens up the party.", the scene showing the 1st part of the remix in a pop-like tune, the second coming to a disco tune.

"So, it'd be one thing if he stuck his STD ridden dick in just one musical style, but this asshole decides to ruin not two, not three, not four, but FIVE different musical styles! And each one is worse than the last!", Ruby and Yang both said about the musical sequence, criticizing the part when Tim's Mask form first did pop, then disco, then country, then hip-hop rap, and lastly a soul/pop tune during the Can't Take My Eyes Off You sequence, the next scene showing the third and fourth tunes, continuing the fourth tune from there.

Weiss asks, "Okay, would you just tell everybody to move five steps back away from the wide-angle lens?", before we see the team RWBY and Weiss angrily says about that part of the musical remix, "Cause you can't really enjoy the choreography WHEN YOUR FACE IS THIS CLOSE TO THE CAMERA!", getting up and her face coming close to the screen in anger towards that part.

"Oh yeah! Can you feel the dancers behind us?! Are they great!?", supports Blake as gets up and her face comes close to the screen with Weiss's too, continuing the scene with Tim's fourth tune of the remix.

Ruby groans, "God, it's like an alien whore's trying to french me.", disgusted by the scene.

"At least the first Mask knew Jim Carrey's face was scary enough from a distance. It didn't need to facehump the camera every chance it got!", said Yang, before showing the next scene of the remix's climax in the fifth tune with Tim's Mask form.

Blake and Weiss both argue about this part, "My god! It's still going! We swear, this thing goes on for what feels like a fucking eternity! It just keeps getting worse and worse!", the scene continuing with Tim singing, the honking and swaying cars in the parking lot and the dancing.

The team RWBY, both reacting to this scene, had an urge to use their phone but put it away. Seconds later, they try to use it, they put it away again. Unable to resist the urge to call someone for help while the girls were watching the horrible movie, they had the urge to call, which is surprisingly to The Achieve Men.

"Hello, this is the Achieve Men?"

"SAVE THIS MOVIE!", Team RWBY begged, before showing Tim finishing the last part of the remix with an applause by the Halloween guests.

Ruby continues, "So Tim's Mask form comes home, gets in bed with his wife, and makes..."

"...love?", Blake and Weiss ask, embracing each other, since they're girlfriends.

Ruby sighs and Yang facepalms, the latter saying, "Not directly, but something like that, following a terrible scene afterwards, but we can't explain about it.", resuming the review, "And it turns out the next day, the boss of the studio, played by Steven Wright. Yeah, we can't wait to see the excitement he brings on the role, says he wants to make a cartoon series based on the character."

"Yeah, we're talking about a cartoon series that has Rob Paulsen as most of the characters and will focus on slapstick humor that should be funny, but will mostly come off as just awkward.", Blake thought out loud.

Weiss guesses, "Let me guess. The Mask Animated Series."

"Uh...a short-lived cartoon series.", Ruby, Yang and Blake respond.

The heiress then says, "But his wife has some big news too.", showing a scene where Tim's wife is confirmed to be pregnant.

"And if you think Bella's pregnancy was freaky, take a look at this shit.", complains Ruby, the next scene showing the baby in the ultrasound monitor, fetal position, before suddenly dancing to Le Freak (Freak Out), with a bling necklace, before dancing with a sombrero and maracas to Cuban Pete (from the first film), before resuming to fetal position when the wife sees.

Yang next says, "And half her insides would be powder, but let's not ruin this potentially unfunny joke.", the next scene again showing the baby being born, confirming to be a boy.

"But the big day comes and Jamie says hi to his happy little accident.", Blake and Weiss said, the scene showing Tim saying hi to the baby, but it cries, before we zoom in it's mouth...

...before we zoom out of Odin's eye, yelling again "LOOOOOOOOOKKKIIIIIIII!", once again startling the four team RWBY members.

"Does Odin just live in remarkably awkward segues?", questions Ruby and Yang, as we see a short scene of Austin Powers' transition, before it cuts to Odin yelling "LOOOOOOOKKIIII!", scaring the four girls for a third time.

Blake continues, "So Odin possesses a body of another person and tells Loki that a child has been born.", which we see a scene of the person possessed by Odin, telling Loki "find the baby, find the mask".

In an extended fanfic scene, Weiss then says the next part, "And in the charming world of show-no-passage-of-time land, the baby has now grown older, and has even picked up a few tricks from...we don't know, the Mask's wooden DNA?"

"I mean if this is like I get a woman pregnant while wearing a hat, they're gonna have special hat powers?", exampled Ruby sarcastically.

During the next scene between the original and extended versions of the review, the mother was blowing a balloon for the baby Alvey, but while she does this, the baby puts his thumb into his mouth, blows, and suddenly his head cartoonishly blows like a balloon,

That was when team RWBY watches this part, their eyes widen and the girls scream in fear, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..."

The continued scene shows the baby's balloon head getting bigger when he blows it, causing team RWBY to scream louder, "...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", before somehow when the balloon the mother was blowing lets go and blows around losing the air, the baby blowing his head like a balloon has his head turned back to normal.

After this scene, team RWBY was shocked, before Ruby, Blake and Weiss clear their throats while Yang also drank water as a refreshment from all the screaming, before in the end of the extended review fanfic part, they resume screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..."

SALEM'S CASTLE

The four girls' screams were so loud, it was even heard in Salem's Castle. Salem notices this, saying, "That's my music. I know what that means. The movie has been found!", going to another part of her castle where Neo was watching videos of MLP, Cinder forced to watch too, who is not impressed by this.

Salem then says, "We need to go somewhere. Let's go."

"Wow, already.", Cinder smiles. "I don't have to watch more videos of that horrible show."

Neo then gives Salem a 'where are we going' look.

"I'm gonna show us an evil worse than Hasbro.", the goddess Salem says, before they go out the castle in search for the movie.

To be continued...