I Run On Black Coffee and Spite (Maybe a little Ray of Sunshine): The Ode to The Flower Bed

By: M14Mouse

Summary: Shinsou wants get into the hero course more than anything. Luckily, he has a ray of sunshine on his side. Part of Midoriya Izuku in Class 1-B series.

Disclaimer: Don't own them.

Shinsou was dead.

All of his muscles in body ached. He couldn't even feel anything. It was this painful numbness all over his body.

Why was he doing this again?

Oh…right…

He wanted to get into the Hero Course more than anything.

He will.

In a moment…

As soon as he can feel his body again.

"Hey, are you okay?" A semi-familiar voice said.

No.

"I think that he is dead, Mido," A not familiar voice said.

"I don't think so, Tetsu. He is still breathing, I think."

"Kind of hard to see with his head in the flower bed like that."

"I m dea," He mumbled into the ground.

"Told you, Mido. He is dead," this Testu said.

He heard this Mido sigh and then heard footsteps walking away from him.

Good. They can let him die in peace.

Few minutes later, he felt something cold brush against his arm. He picked up his head and turned toward the cold sensation to see a bottle of water next to him.

"First workout without a supervisor, huh?" The voice said.

He glanced up to see the kid that beat him in the festival. Midoriya was kneeling next to him with a damn cheerful smile on his face.

He wanted to stare at him so badly. He wanted to tell him to go away but that would require moving his mouth.

He didn't want to do that yet.

"I remember it when I didn't tell my mom that I was going to train. I was on iron restriction for a week because I overdid it." Testu guy said as he came into view. Oh, right. The guy would could turn himself into metal and had that really weird name.

Testutetsu Testutetsu

Poor guy.

"I did the same thing with my trainer. He wasn't too happy."

"I can't imagine why."

"I haven't broken my arms in weeks!" Midoriya said with a pout to Testutetsu.

"How about your legs?"

"I haven't done that either! You can ask Recovery Girl."

Testutetsu shook his head and turned his attention back to him.

"So, what are you up too? I mean…it is a little early to train for the Sport Festival."

"I'm training to get into the hero course."

Then he waited for it. The remarks…the looks….

"THAT IS AWESOME! You would be prefect!" Midoriya shouted excitedly.

He blinked.

He said before…how? Did Midoriya still believe that?

"Oh, man. Good for you," Testutetsu said.

"Mr. Aizawa has two spots available too! I think that Shinsou will fit right in. He can learn a lot from Mr. Aizawa since they have to use the same element of surprise on villains," Midoriya said with a nod.
"Good point and by the time, he gets over there. There will be three spots opened up! It is regular Survivor going on over there. My money is on the electric Pikachu going next."

"That isn't very nice, Testu."

"Come on! You have money on it too!"

"I do not!"

From his position, he could see Testutetsu just giving him a look that he doesn't believe him. Hell, more spots for him to get into the class, he would want the electric Pikachu to go too.

Midoriya sighed.

"I don't have money on it because that is mean."

"But…"

"No buts…just plain mean."

"See?! He is too nice. He is our deadly Disney Princess. He has an entire notebook dedicated to class 1-A. It is awesome. He knows their strengths, weaknesses, and how to kill them all in their sleep."

"I'm not a Disney Princess and I wish that you guys would stop calling me that. And no, I'm not going to kill anyone in their sleep!"

"Okay…how would you take Shinsou out?" Testutetsu said.

"I mean besides cutting his throat. Any foreign substance would do….smoke, dirt, water…anything to stop him from talking and issue commands. A villain would just need a smoke bomb or throw dirt in Shinsou's face. Best way to counter that is to do a surprise attack. Some types of face masks would lessen the effect of any foreign substance. Still…distance is the best way for Shinsou's quirk to work effectively. But…" Midoriya mumbled.

Hitoshi scrambled up from the ground and away from the pair. His mouth dropped and he felt his eyes widen. Normally, he would throw out some line about his flashy quirk or something. Hell….

Shit.

Midoriya could kill him without a quirk.

Fuck.

"Scary, huh? Luckily, he is on our side." Testutetsu said as he patted his shoulder.

He may or may not have made a high pitch sound that he will never confirm to his dying day.

"Then he would still need to worry about bullets and arrows. Oh, don't forget the temperature changes as well. Those could affect his quirk. What? Why are you two giving me this look? Oh…I need stop now, huh?" Midoriya said as he stopped mumbling.

"Mido, my man, you're awesome but scary. So, scary."

Midoriya's face turned bright red.

"Now, that you aren't laying in a flower bed. I have seen you bulk up, man! Great job!" Testutetsu said.

He felt his chest puffed up. He was building up his stamina by lifting weights. He tried to add running but….

He hated running.

On that note, he hated walking too.

"Mr. Aizawa has been working with me." He said with a pause.

"That is awesome. From what Todoroki and Tenya had said, he is really good. Well…unless you ask Tenya about Mr. Aizawa's sleeping bag then you get a lecture about cleanness and the importance of having 8 hours of sleep."

Testutetsu snorted.

"Anyway! You're working on your running, huh? Stamina is important since we move a lot as heroes. Testu and I run every other morning. You can join us if you want." Midoriya said.

"Mido works out all of the time. I run with him every other morning. So, I won't die," Testutetsu said.

"My workouts aren't that bad! Honestly, I have cut down."

"Cut down? Dude, you picked up the sofa with five people on it."

"It was three," Midoriya said as he took some notebook from his pocket and started writing.

Where in the world did Midoriya keep that thing? He didn't see any pockets...

"We probably need to start slow…."

"I don't need any hero students' help."

"So…you won't end up in the flower bed again. Hmm…due to your height, muscle mass…"

He watched in horror as Midoriya made plans….PLANS.

He thought Mr. Aizawa was cruel but Midoriya was just as bad.

He is going to die.

End of Ode to The Flower Bed

Next Chapter: I am Batman

A/N: This is the only multiple part story of the series. It is five parts of craziness, cats, and Batman. I want to thank the reviewers who pointed out my opps in the first story. I fixed it! Anyway, thanks you guys for the wonderful support.