Weezer vs Obama, who will win?

He's the critic that rips movies a new one. The critic with a bad attitude and a renegade status with a short fuse.

If you're reading this then I did make it out alive... Please take heed and read these rules as they might save your life as well! (Disclaimer: the author did not venture into the woods near their home to seek out Slenderman) Also posted to Archive of Our Own

A collection of some of my song spoofs. enjoy .

Thousands of years passed since you took the offering. Immortality, at the expense of being hunted by a snail, who of which was a master assassin, the only one that could kill you. Now, the world has come to a close. Only you and the snail remain in this dying universe and there is only one, single choice you can make.

Donald Trump is giving a speech, but everything changes when he meets the famous comic book reviewer, Linkara. That's basically the gist of it

The residents of the Snake Cult Discord server are brought to life and engage in romantic shenanigans!

The various races featured in the vortex kingdom series, if you want to know more about them, feel free to read.

The list of characters that will be part of my story series: Vortex Kingdom.

ESRTA ES MUI HISGTORIAS SOBRE ERICROD QUE AQUI SE LLAMA ERIK SIENDO GOTFICO Y ESTA ENAMORADO DE MI ORIGINAL CARACTER (SE INGLES :D) LLAMADA RANGUINA. ESPERO QUE LES GUSTE Y DEJEN CRETICAAS POAITIVAS

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A partial continuation of Meta Fic Alt: Rising War. When a dark force invades the RWBY Subreddit to sieze control, all the warring factions therin must unite to repel the threat, or die. based on the Tumblr Brigade of r/RWBY's Ship Wars 4 in 2019.

Eres José, un chico jodidamente genial en secreto a quien el mismísimo tongo ha escogido como su heraldo. Las cosas que te pide hacer suelen ser un poco extrañas, pero entiendes que es por un bien mayor. Pronto descubrirás el conflicto que has causado entre deidades absurdas, de las que nunca habías escuchado hablar, pero sumamente poderosas.

It has been a year since the tournament organaized by the Nightmare King, Shakara and Tauira got married, aswell as Thinner and Oracle. All seems to be going well... On the planet.

During Shakara's ninth birthday, someone enters the Vortex Kingdom premises with the intention of making it a part of his own Kingdom.

It's not easy being President of the United States. This story follows the tale of Barrack Obama, as he struggles to keep his country safe from Commies, terrorists and spiders.

Spoofs of the catchy song ""I'll Do The Dirty Work" from 1984's My Little Pony: The Movie. . They usually involving me and my fictionpress persona trying to trying the other into watching a movie we wouldn't really go near with a fifteen foot pole. Enjoy

Just a bit of nonsense I rattled off this morning. Starts off somewhere in Arthur C. Clarke's 'Rama', but has bits from elsewhere. Enjoy!

In a fan fic on a potentially real situation the question becomes: what would people be willing to do for the most popular entertainer on the planet? Sweetheart is an actress, singer, dancer, real life hero, and everything else. She literally has billions of hardcore followers. So what happens when she asks all of those people to fight to the death to prove they're her #1 fan?

This story takes place one year after the incident at the lake and it revolves around the mask I mentioned in the first story.

Shakara was feeling stressed for some reason, so Avaritia decided to bring her to the lake, to let her relax, of course the rest of the crew came as well, but something happened to Starrow, she seems mad.

A year after the events at Yumeko Island, something happened to Shakara and now she ran away to the forest.

The second story of the Vortex Kingdom series, this time it will be a disaster that happens on vacation to a place called Yumeko Island.

Zargothrax and Angus McFife

An ad for the most popular cereal ever, Corn Dunks.