A Hobbit crackfic in which Tauriel, Peter Jackson's Mary Sue, finally meets her doom. Warning: VERY, VERY weird. Rated T for violence. Set just before Thorin's Company enters Mirkwood.

AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa). A Re-imagining of the Quest of Erebor. Billa Baggins is not your average burglar, but she's always had a certain spark. Something Thorin initially resents, and ultimately grows to love. Begins with Billa's meeting of Thorin Oakenshield and carries through the events of Erebor's reclaiming... and beyond. Co-authored with Eleanor Damaschke.

First of my 'vampire Hobbit' series Rated T for language and gore!

La vie d'Eden n'était pas parfaite, mais elle lui convenait : un boulot, une amie... Mais tout bascule le jour où elle croise un cerf blanc sur sa route. C'est l'accident. Et elle se réveille dans une forêt. Malgré elle, elle va prendre part à une quête, espérant comprendre ce qui lui est arrivé. Mais elle ne semble pas être la bienvenue dans la Compagnie de Thorïn Ecu-de-Chêne...

Three times Thorin insulted Bilbo. And one time he did not. Or, where dwarves express their concern and love via yells and insults (because they're terrible at showing their feelings). Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.

When Tauriel saved you she took you to live in Mirkwood realm and to serve king Thranduil. Your stay there has been good, until the king starts to be obsessed with you.

Thorin, Aragorn, Faramir, Thranduil, Legolas, Eomer and others meet to discuss the various cliches written about them.

Smaug never came. Thorin is King Under the Mountain. Erebor remains in tact as is Dale, and Thorin's people thrive. Fili and Kili have a baby sister, Gili, of whom they are proud, protective and jealously guard with their lives. Angst, feels and Durincest abound! Slow to build. Hopefully worth the wait.

When darkness threatens to rise, Thranduil agrees to an alliance with Thorin. But Thorin won't just take his word for it and Thranduil is desperate enough to agree to the conditions of an investment. Political marriage, Same-sex marriage, Thorin/Thranduil (Rating upped to 'M')

I really should think of some better names... Lol Sky is a random girl who falls into Middle Earth as they seem wont to do nowadays. I'm surprised they haven't got a small section of ME cordoned off for them all... Anyway, Fili and Kili take an interest in Sky because they haven't been laid in a while and seduce her into having some ADULT fun with them... LEMON! Plz leave a REVIEW!

Bilbo was a far cry from the image the dwarves had, had of what a hobbit would be like they were certainly not expecting what they found when they walked up the steps of a homely cozy hobbit-hole and received by its seemingly gentle host, however things aren't always as they appear.

Les trois fameuses chansons d'Astérix et Cléopâtre adaptées à la sauce Hobbit.

Set during the short rest in Rivendell. A harmless prank by the elves is saved from disaster by Bilbo.

Elfling Legolas goes in search of an apple and ends up in a pickle.

Even the air of the battlefield seemed to freeze. Screams and battle cries faded into nothing. Legolas could only focus on Tauriel. Tauriel and the blood flowing from her side. Tauriel and the arrow she took for him.

I didn't know this kind of pain could be real. - It's a hard, cold winter. Kili is on his way to a nearby village when a encounter with a big, black animal leaves him injured. Alone in the forest and unable to move, he faces another challenge - the weather isn't the best possible. How is he ever going to leave the forest alive? Hurt!Kili

I own no part of the Hobbit..darn it! This is a blatant rip-off of ...I mean this is a thoughtful retelling of the Beauty and the Beast theme, not the actual story. Told from a hobbity, dragony, life can be rough in Middle-earth, but it all ends up happy ...bit of fluff... Warning: this is just fluff, but still it is a more adult take on things. Hurt/ angst / fluff, slash.

OC deals with a memory of her past, very dark, intent of rape/violence

Fili take sKili to a training practice ,but Kili get's in the way. What will happen? read it to find out!

It's growing cold. Bilbo doesn't know why.

Prompt fic. AU. The King is dead. Long live the King.

Bilbo Baggins has fallen in love with Thorin Oakenshield, so he uses the language of flowers to confess his love. Will it work? This is a two-part story.

The start of the first quest for Fili and Kili. Fili's version. Hope you like it!

Fili and KIli may seem like the perfect brothers, but they lived together for over 75 years and sometimes had fights. Here is a fight that they had when they were young. Fili-14 Kili- 9

The Elves of Mirkwood have grown rotten at their cores, much like their forest. They do not take kindly to Dwarves in their realm, and even less so to Elves who consort with Dwarves. This is a post BOFA evil!elves AU with a bit of Kiliel thrown in.