Just like the title says. Random humorous oneshots set into the Skyrim universe. I was bored okay? **Will contain content from Hearthfire, Dawnguard, and Dragonborn DLC.**

First fanfic, R&R plzz :) Shakz'tee is injured in battle. She calls for her dragon's aid, but she might have gotten a bit more than what she bargained for. How will she cope with the changes of truly becoming what her soul brands her as? - No lemons that actually count as real lemons tbh; may change later Odahviing/f Dragonborn

In which a gardener, spurred on by a riddle posed in a book he once read and the discovery of a corrupted Wayshrine, sets off on a long and complex journey which causes him to question everything from magic to politics to faith to the nature of mankind and brings him face to face with the end of the world.

Farkas notices his brother's strange amulet and Falka talks about her magical skills.

Zahraji is a khajiit that doesn't want anything to do with dragons. when she discovers she is the dragonborn...the only one who can stop Alduin the world eater will she accept her destiny or will she refuse it altogether. why help those who tried to have her killed"? i own nothing except my oc. follows part of the main plot but with different bits i added in. positive

When faced with a stoic and silent High Elf that is rumored to be mute, yet be the Dragonborn, what's a Jarl to do? Ulfric soon finds that Ashma is not all he appears to be. While hell is rained on Helgen a new story begins, with a ecsaped slave at its center. How will Skyrim survive? Yaio! Ulfric with Dovahkiin and several others. Full summery inside!

Smutty little story Inspired by SkyrimKink Meme! I don't really like LiveJournal so I published it here. The original prompt asked for a naive fem-Dragonborn to be seduced by Farkas. I thought that was an adorable idea and just had to fill it!

The adventures of Ebonarm Evergloam Mania-Dementia Raven Whitestrake, her Mages' Guild friends, and their favorite musician, Germy Soul. Note that this is a TES-themed parody of the infamous fanfiction My Immortal and that I'm not actually that bad at writing. Chronicles the events of the Oblivion Crisis... sort of.

"Your beast blood keeps you from a restful sleep." But do you know why?

It's impossible to do alone. It's even harder with an army. In the end, there will be no winner, just a lot of loss. A closer look at the Stormcloak and Imperial war.

After arriving in a strange land an adventurer is set upon a predetermined quest that will challenge everything he knows, or doesn't know, about himself.

The Dovahkiin has just accepted Lord Harkon's gift, and when she and her constant companion Lydia are in the midst of battle, Lydia decides to voice her opinion on vampires in a less than pleasant way...

An expansion and re-telling of the events of the Dawnguard DLC for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Follow Brandon of Cyrodiil as he prepares to face what may be his greatest trial: descent into the depths of Castle Volkihar to defeat Lord Harkon, the father of the woman he loves. M!Dragonborn/Serana.

Tsuni has a somewhat pleasant conversation with Ralof, while they wait for a ride. Again I didn't edit, and this is also posted under "They've Returned" Just before graduation so things are pretty hectic. Hope you enjoy, and thanks for reading.

Waking, up to find she's been sentenced to death, and all she wanted was to find her family. When coming back her homeland, Skyrim, one girl finds herself in the midst of war, and an unexpected return. This is my first fanfic I have published, and I do not plan on doing any editing throughout. Also, Thanks for reading :)

A modern day woman mysteriously delves into a strange yet familiar world. There she meets the familiar faces of a dashing woodelf, a quirky young nord, and a talking dragon. Trying to find a way to escape the fantasy world she once knew, she ends up helping the whole world in preparation for the coming of the Dragonborn. In Progress.

Hailing from Cheydinhal, Cyrodiil, the daughter of a fallen Legionnaire journeys to Skyrim to unravel the mysteries surrounding his death; it is a perilous quest that will bring her into the middle of the chaotic civil warfare as well as the Riften Thieves Guild.

This one is Khajiiti. hated, distrusted, forbidden from entering the cities. but now, when this one holds the power to save the world, will this one keep this world alive, or will he extuinguish it's flames... for good?

Thieves Guild member Eira has heard a rumour stating that when you tell the Whiterun guards to take you to jail and that you will submit, they will take you to jail and have their way with you. Curious to find out if this rumour is true, she decides to get herself caught. All characters except for Eira are property of Bethesda. I merely use them for my pleasure! Kmeme fill!

or in Which the Dragonborn has Problems. Jarra comes across a prime source of revenue. Things do not go as planned. (Khajiit Dragonborn)

A short story about the saddened and famed Grey Prince. The victor of many battles and the dear friend of the rising star of the Imperial City Arena. The two face off in the arena, and, you know the rules: Only One may leave. Can the Aspiring hero defeat this seemingly invincible Orc? or will the Orc Fall to the blade of the rising hero? Read to find out.

Short Drabbles/ One-Shots about a Nord mother and her adventures in Skyrim. Between dealing with her adopted children, the civil war, and just the plot twists of Skyrim she is in for a tough time.

Nick the Dragonborn is the hero everyone has always wanted, a huge blond Nord. The one side effect that comes with the being the Dragonborn is that his sexual needs are extremely high. Luckily for him, he can always find a way to satisfy them. (Contains tons of smut, Gay and straight) (RATED M FOR A REASON) Story starts 6 years prior to Helgen

Lady Caroline doesn't want to be next in line to be the Jarl of Whiterun. All she wants is danger and adventure. What happens when she runs into the Dragonborn and gives her ever thing she has wanted? *Rating is unsure at the moment* MaleDragonborn/OC

Farkas needs the Dovahkiin's help on a personal mission. \\\ Oneshot \\\ Spoilers for Companions Questline \\\ Rated T for Violence