I wake up in a strange place with my two desert eagles and some ammo. I find out I am in middle earth, I annoy some dwarfs into letting me come on an adventure and shoot some orcs with my guns. Honestly screw being serious, drama, and the whole entire freaking plot. This is my plot now, meaning guns, rap music, pissing of dragons and orcs, then banging with the cute elves.

Gandalf sait qu'un dragon serait une arme redoutable pour l'ennemi. Voilà pourquoi il envoie les nains à Erebor, espérant le détruire. Mais nul ne sait que le dragon possède un autre trésor, qui n'est ni en or ni en joyaux. Moïra, une terrienne, participera à la quête des nains pour découvrir ce dont il s'agit… mais elle devra en payer le prix.

The Dwarves and Bilbo show up at the Kingdom of Mirkwood. King Thranduil discovers why the little Halfling is so special. [ThranduilBilbo] *rewrite in progress*

Bilbo's luck finally runs out when he's captured by Smaug the Terrible. Instead of killing him, the dragon chooses instead to keep the hobbit. Frightened and abused, Bilbo either has to come to terms with his punishment or find a way to escape.

After being separated from the group prior to having been scared to bits by a giant spider, Bilbo accidentally loses his Ring and Thorin finds it. Now the Dwarf King is claiming that the Ring wishes to belong to him and that Bilbo's a traitor...

A short drabble about Thorin and Dis as they journey to the Blue Mountains.

in goblin town, Gandalf doesn't come to rescue them until too late, one of their members is already seriously injured, the youngest of the company, Kili.

The Lonely Mountain is an old mountain, standing through the passing of time since the before the First Age and she is waking. Never, ever, ever mess with the King of the Lonely Mountain because the Lonely Mountain knows what it feels like to be left brokenhearted and she does not wish that on anyone.

Bilbo is captor by the pale orc to lure Thorin out

From the unread pages of There and Back Again; the story of Bilbo's first adventure, of his greatest. The story of his wife.

A love story of Belladonna Took and Bungo Baggins. How did these two even get together? Being that Bungo hated adventures and Belladonna took part in them? Find out in this one-shot.

The title says it all. Pre-Landless. Enjoy!

After the tragic day that was the Battle of Moria, Ademia left the Blue Mountians without word to Thorin, her husband. The pain hurt her too much and there was just too much blood that day to tell him. Sixty years later, Gandalf finds his daughter and recruits her for the Quest for Erebor. She accepts and shocks Thorin with her presence. Will the truth be known? Will love return?

Kili/Tauriel drabble.

When a hunter gets lost among a group of traveling dwarves, she will have to battle her way through a cave of goblins to get back home, but will she want to leave? Kili/OC Based on the movie of The Hobbit, not the book (Continued on from the goblin scene).

This story actually takes place in the Peter Jackson movie version of the Hobbit. Taurwen (Arwen/Tauriel) pairing.

In a rich and powerful Erebor, King Thorin comes across a young Hobbit boy. A Landless, a creature without a place to call home. With the boy comes his uncle, a Dancer peculiar enough to draw His Majesty attention. Inspired loosely on Notre-Dame de Paris, the tale of two people, and two worlds, that weren't supposed to meet.

In Rivendell, the origin of Hobbits is discussed. Much to the Dwarves' horror, there is a theory where they play a prominent role alongside the elves.

Thorin "discusses" the troll mishap with Fili and Kili. And then, it's Master Baggins' turn. WARNING: This story contains m/m spanking with dubious consent. Don't like, don't read. Thank you!

The battle at Khazad-dum robs the young dwarven prince of his family. The long road afterwards robs him of the rest. Dwalin/Thorin

SPOILERS! DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THE HOBBIT! Shortly after the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin calls Dwalin to his side to confide everything during his final moments. Well aware of what had happen to his beloved nephews, the king is unable to deal with the loss, thinking himself responsible for their deaths. Subsequent Dworin. Image by LadyNorthStar

Fili and Kili were not the only brothers to be separated during the Thunder Battle...

After overhearing a conversation between Gandalf and Elrond about the gold sickness running through the Durin bloodline, Bilbo is forced to drink away Thorin's problems in his company. Drunken shenanigans ensue.

Ship: Gandalf saves Galadriel's life and remembers they knew each other when they were younger. This is not a canon fic, but a romantic one spanning from before The Hobbit to the LOTR movies. *Edit in process - reloaded ch 3 and ch 4*

This is a scrawl on Lady Dunla's "The Journal", just because her work is one of the best 'woman goes into Middle-Eaerth's fics ever, and I really miss her wednesdays' posts.