"What do you mean you bathe more than once per season?" After only a short while of travelling with his heathen captors, Bilbo discovers that the tales of the fearsome, filthy and savage Northmen from his childhood might be much closer to great inaccuracy than the actual truth.

The 'M' rated chapters from my Thorin/OC story 'An Unlikely Company'. Posted separately so that the other story may remain as a 'T' rating. Pretty much PWP unless you have read the other story.

Thorin reluctantly allows a lady from his past to seek shelter under the mountain. The past pains him, but he never knew the other side of the story...until now. (Timeline: after Unintended Consequences and the Hunting Trip) Rated T - for inferred past adult themes.

Fili n'a pas toujours été un grand frère sympa, après tout, Kili est bruyant, agaçant et de trop. Mais finalement, le blond ne semble pas être si insensible que ça aux larmes de son petit frère... OS gentil. PS: méfiez vous des tables basses.

When twin sisters Paige and Aloura take a dip in a pool on a hot Sunday. They went under water and came up in the middle of the lake in Hobbiton. Scaring Bilbo Baggins. But him being the kind hobbit that he is he takes them back to his house, gives them clothes and food. Then the dwarves come. What will happen next? FiliXOC & KiliXOC Rated T for now.

(Tie in to Aftershocks, takes place before both Aftermath and Aftershocks) Birli's love for his family is everlasting and unshakable. And he will do anything to keep it safe.

The Elves and the Dwaves enter into a marriage treaty before the desolation of Erebor. Thorin and the Ward of the King of the Greenwood, Fanrel are tied by both matrimony and by the treaty that insures the security of their people. Can such a relationship survive the obstacle's that are set to before it? Thorin x OC, Yaoi. Please leave a review, FLAMES will only encourage me.

Legolas is dubious about Thranduil's taste in apparel, and Elrond, being Thranduil's truly good friend, kindly "defends" him.

Bilbo open's his door to see Thorin after 20 years he's back on his door, Bilbo/Thorin, Mpreg,

The Durins arrive at King's Landing to reunite with Fili and have to deal with Southern politics. Bilbo watches everything, vowing to keep his family safe, and thinks on how lucky he is.

Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure and along the way he might just learn that being respectable isn't all it's cracked up to be. A look into how Bilbo got to know and befriend the dwarves and maybe, just maybe, come to care for one in particular. Slow burn Bagginshield, rating may change.

Thorin Oakenshield refuses to think on the unthinkable. Slightly AU - Oneshot - No slash.

While at the carrock Fili and Kili get into an argument over which of them 'Uncle' Bilbo likes best. Thilbo slash, but very mild, hinted at really. Short One-shot.

Four pharmacy students and one wanna-be epidemiologist (and all are best friends) are dropped (literally) into Middle Earth in order to help Thorin and Company on their quest. This is a complete crack!fic and basically, I'm tired and have been laughing at the thought of my friends and I causing problems in Middle Earth. Rated M for swearing and general sassy-ness.

A half elf half human has been drafted into protecting the infamous Grey Pilgrim. Most unexpected was the company of dwarves she found herself in, who both support and contradict every belief she had of the contentious race. In the face of peril and death, she falters on former convictions, learning there is more to hate than meets the eye. Kili/OC

Bag End is in for a jolly time when some of Bilbo's old friends come for a visit. NEW! (Written for the 2013 A Hobbit's Tale Prompt Fest, beta by Shirebound.) An AU meld of movie-verse for TH:AUJ and book-verse for The Hobbit. Happy AU for Bo5A, as requested. One-shot.

I have been reading many fics and there really hasn't been just a Lindir. I really do like him so here is one that I wrote for him. This is the story how I met my husband. I wouldn't have changed it for the world. LindirXOC oneshot

The King of the Durins Folk and his nephews always share a close bond. Whenever he goes off on long trips, the two young boys cry and beg for him to not leave them. So he sings to soothe their sorrow. As they grow older, the two join him on his quest to reclaim Erebor. Thorin is able to find some quiet time before the Battle of Five Armies to sing them a lullaby.

Bilbo may have run our his door, but that was only because those blasted Dwarves managed to rope his younger sister into their blasted adventures! Rating may change in future.

'- I found a new vibrator almost the size of my arm in Fili's room yesterday. - Thorin said showing his arm to Bilbo. - I don't know, we could try. Maybe your voice gets thick.' (AU Modern. My english sucks a little bit.)

After just making their escape from Goblin Town, the Company is on the run again. One-shot, reader prompt-fill; Fili and Kili's POV.

Hoiti and Toiti Homelyhome embark on a touching journey of courage, bravery, and adventure.

This is my approach at the deaths of Fili and Kili. This idea came from The Hunger Games and, since I have one for Boromir, and one for Norrington from Pirates of the Caribbean, I decided, why don't I do one for the Durin Brothers? The song used is called "Sleepsong" it's from "the Secret Garden." This is NOT a slash.

Placed several years after "Unintended Consequences". Fili is fed up with his people's version of courting. Being royalty makes relationships so difficult. (Fili OC, romantic fluff) Rated T - for VERY mild hinted suggestive themes.

Kili gets himself in trouble after a night of drinking and meeting an important messenger... (Kili OC, romance fluff) (Hobbit book spoiler - This story is a protest to the fact that dear Mr. Tolkien kills off my favorite dwarves in the book the Hobbit. It's bothered me for YEARS.) Rated T for drinking and VERY mild suggestive themes that are assumed in the story.