Or: How to Succeed in Babysitting Without Knowing What to Do, a guide by Dwalin.

Fili faints. Thorin panics. Kili does not panic. And the rest of the company is less than helpful. Movieverse. No slash.

Its often said that great things come in small packages. And though Rosie is used to being small she's not so used to beng THIS small. Nor is Marie for that matter. But somehow thats how fate has landed them. Now they just have to figure out what to do about it and the crazy quest before them. Or maybe not. Perhaps being so small isn't such a bad thing after all. Kili/OC Dwalin/OC

I was never wanted by my late mother's cousins who adopted me after her untimely death. I a dancer also a Hobbit/LOTR fan is pulled into Middle Earth. Waking up dressed differently, and a lot shorter, next to a familiar wizard. What have I ended up in? A Fili/OC. Rated M for safety.

After the fall of Erebor, Dori was left to raise his infant brother on his own. At a loss, he turned prostitute to make money to care for Ori. He's managed to keep this from Ori, who is still rather young. All of that falls apart when Ori comes home and asked why two dwarflings in his class said Dori was a hooker.

Soon after the quest to retake Erebor begins, Kili is both horrified and ecstatic to discover he is with child. Kili has already suffered one miscarriage. How far will he go to be able to hold onto this child? (Miscarriage, mpreg, incest, among other things.)

The story of one greedy psychopath and his unrelenting desire to gain power through the servitude of a toymaker and his family, a clever pick-pocket,and The King himself. Enjoy.

Frodo's appearance is less than jovial and Wil Whitfoot's part in the tale is far from over.

In Rivendell, Bilbo tells Frodo the parts of his story which no one else will hear. These parts mostly revolve around a certain King of the Dwarves, and how Bilbo thoroughly broke Hobbit customs, but was very happy in doing so. This leads to Frodo discovering something about himself and about Sam Gamgee, and Elrond shaking his head over the habits of hobbits. Spoilers for the book!

Kili runs off one day and lands himself in a spot of trouble. Will Fili be able to save him in time? Lots of Kili whumpage and protective Fili, Thorin, and Dis.

' "You," says Fili, eyeballing him, "will do as you're told." Kili, laughing, holds up his hands in mock-surrender so Fíli grabs his wrists and slams him up against the wall so hard his teeth rattle.' A story in which Fili and Kili get naked, break stuff, and generally amuse, annoy and adore each other.

Thorin's lust for you is too intense... he *must* let it out... touching himself while voicing out loud what he wants to do to you sounds about perfect to me! Includes a few special prompts for a good friend: you know who you are sister :)

Elrond afirmou haver conhecido Thrór quando ele governou sob a montanha, contudo tal fato era desconhecido por Thorin. Por quê? É o que tento responder nesta short. Boa leitura.

Forgotten and never found. Lost, but still alive. Never to return, and never to look back. But, when a certain group of dwarves, a hobbit and a wizard call upon it to help them, it may change this person's point of view... Rated T for a reason, possibly M in later chapters. OC Story.

Bilbo is fed up with being a character in a book...

Wings do not come standard with hobbits. Marigold Baggins is not a standard hobbit. When her addoptive brother is dragged away by dwarves on a ridiculous quest she follows just as Belladonna would have wanted. While on the road she is given the chance to be what she is. Not a hobbit. She also finds out that Dwaves have innate fear of birds. Always useful to know. OC/OC

Thilbo mpreg. Bilbo is pregnant but something goes wrong and his baby is born dead. Thorin is always there trying to make him feel better. AU modern. (Sorry for my bad english)

If you need something stolen, you hire a thief. If you want to keep that thief, you have to steal something from him as well. Able to pick any lock and crack any safe, our hobbit friend might get his heart stolen from a certain king. If that king is able to steal it. R&R

This is a piece I wrote for the exquisite painting, The Forgotten Lantern by: Kinko White on deviantart.

When the company of Thorin Oakenshield plus one Hobbit venture to reclaim Erebor, they are aided by the help of the lone warrior: Kahina. As she tries to help the company and be accepted at the same time, she finds comfort in one little Hobbit, and a possible love for one sassy dwarf prince. (Rated M for swearing, violence, and later smutty chapters.)

When Bilbo is at his weakest, the One Ring attempts to take control of it. It wants to return to its master no matter the cost. Thus Bilbo is plagued with sinister whispers of a place called Dol Guldur where reminents of Sauron remain. But will those who first provoked Bilbo's poor mental state realise their mistake and come aid their small friend in his time of need? BAGGINSHIELD

"Sometimes...I forget you have passed."

THIS STORY HAS BEEN MOVED TO AO3 AND WILL BE UPDATED ON THERE ONLY. Link below. Farewell, FFnet. /works/816458

Despite any animosity between their races, Elrond was a paragon of a decorous host to Thorin and Company, at least to the casual eye.

"Your absence has gone through me like thread through a needle. Everything I do is stitched with its color." W.S. Merwin