Emily learns a new insult. Evidently, most of Brockton Bay's gangs wish they'd never heard of that particular word.

The Wards team of the PRT ENE get an indirect lesson on the importance of Rule Number One.

Sam Vimes is getting really bloody tired of all these loons in silly costumes, and especially this so-called Mr. Spish. (Or whatever he's actually called, when he's so-called.)

A new pupil tries to spark conflict in class. In hindsight, he really shouldn't have tried to cause trouble in Miss Susan's classroom.

Where the falling Entity meets the rising ape, there's bound to be plenty of punes, and plays on Worm. A collection of DiscWorm crossover short stories. The stories will be independent of one another, except when they aren't.