Travelling to the land of the Nords in search of the man who caused the death of his mother, Shinji Ikari walks right into an Imperial ambush. His day doesn't improve much afterwards, even with a hotheaded warrior woman by his side. (One-shot for now, may continue at a later date)

The elimination of shippers has begun. You have been caught red-handed. What will happen? The Asushin trash discord server had a silly conversation one day. It lead to the creation of... whatever you can call this. Bone app the teeth.

The Third Impact happened. Earth has been damaged to a point where what's left of humanity may only manage to survive for a few decades before the seemingly unavoidable end. Shinji Ikari and Asuka Langley Soryu, former EVA pilots, have been transported by Rei, now an immaterial and powerful entity seeking to save Earth's humanity, to a new land where they might prosper: Tamriel.

After another victory over the Angels and an argument with his father, Shinji makes a wish that he might soon regret. There will be LEMONS, but that will be later in the story.