AN: This is adopted from Assassin of War. This will also be starting off diverged from the Anime timeline in an interesting way.
1. Naruto was told my the Sandiame that if he didn't buckle down and pass his third academy year if he failed his second, he would never become a ninja, although the threat is obviously empty(told at the beginning of 2nd year)
2. His mom is half Kaguya, half Uzumaki, and his dad is 1/4 Senju, 1/4 Hyuuga, and 1/2 Uchiha, still known as Namikaze though(Family tree to be explained at the end of the chapter)
3. Danzo is good person here, and isn't forcing people in ROOT to go on suicide missions
4. Naruto WILL be the strongest character in the universe by the end of it. But, will he be able to properly use his powers? Or will he have to give them to his friends?
5. Itachi hasn't killed the Uchiha yet.

XXX - Chapter 1 - Enter: Naruto Uzumaki

"Naruto! Why did you do such a thing?! You're really gonna get it this time!" Shouted the Jounin as they chased the laughing young academy student in goggles around the village, and he managed to evade them with almost chuunin level of skill, confusing them about when he got so good at running from them.

You see, Naruto had painted the four faces of the previous Hokage, with a lot of paint. The Yondiame he gave huge, solid black whiskermarks, with two large fox ears. The Sandiame had glasses painted on, with a humongously large book-shaped block of wood was hammered in just on his nose down to his chin, the words "Icha Icha Paradise" and "10000 Ninjutsu" painted on the book. The Nidiame had large tear marks from his eyes down, painted a soft river blue, and the kanji for "Water" was painted onto his headpiece. And finally, the Shodiame had large trees seemingly planted sideways around his head, with one huge oak tree coming out of his forehead, just above his hatai-ate, with the kanji for "Wood" painted onto it.

"I don't care!" Shouted back the ecstatic Naruto. "Iruka should believe me now when I say I know my Hokage!" He said while running back the direction he came. "You know your problem? You can't do the things I do! Only I can do this! I'm better than all of you! Dattebayo!"

XXX - Hokage's Office

"There is a problem, sir!" "Lord Hokage!" Multiple voices shouted right outside the Hokage's office.

"What is it? Did that Naruto do something again?" Hiruzen said, turning around and looking over his shoulder at the complaining Jounin and Chuunin.

"Yes. He climbed on the Mountainside Images.." Said the Jounin, letting the Chuunin finish for him "And he vandalized and graffitied all over them!"

Hiruzen took a long drag of his tobacco pipe, before exhaling with a sigh, and getting up.

XXX - Naruto

Naruto jumped around back and forth, and then runs past a convenient fence, stealth-blanket kawarimi-ing back over to it after the two Jounin jump past while they shout "Get back here!". He rubbed the back of his neck while laughing softly. "Why should I?"

Suddendly Iruka pops up right next to Naruto, clearly pissed. "Hey, Naruto!" He shouted in his ear, causing Naruto to jump up while turning around, before landing on his butt.

"How did you suddenly get here, Iruka-Sensei?" Naruto said, confused and frustrated at being caught by his teacher.

"The question is what are you doing here when you should be in class now?" Iruka accused, before dragging him back to the Academy per the Hokage's orders.

XXX - Academy

Naruto sighed, staring out the window while Iruka droned on about the importance of.. what was it? Chakra control? He wasn't really paying attention, and didn't care enough to, so he just continued to stare out the window with a sigh. 'Class is boring', he thought, while trying to train his perceptional skills by staring off into the distance, watching some villagers brawl before someone from the Konoha Police Force suddenly shows up and arrests them both... Either that or he was just watching them fight for his amusement... Thats more likely. 'I wish I could just go pull some pranks on those darn storekeeps that refuse to sell me ninja equi-'

"-to... NARUTO!" Iruka finally yelled while throwing a marker at his forehead to get his attention, hitting dead on the mark, and making him pay attention. "Now, I asked for you to show me the leaf sticking exercise as an example for chakra control. Put one of the leaves on your forehead and stick it with chakra." Iruka finished, as 5 leaves appeared on his desk.

'You can do this Naruto... You can do this... Dattebayo!' Naruto thought while breathing slowly, before grinning and holding the leaf to his forehead and applying chakra to hold it still, before removing his hand, it staying on his forehead. Then, suddenly, the leaf crumples into a small plant-matter disc on his forehead, shocking everyone, even Iruka. "Wh-Whats up guys? Is there something wrong?" Naruto asked confused at the looks he was getting.

Iruka suddenly coughs and straightens up after the ever so present and ever so silent Mizuki nudges him enough to snap him out of it. "Y-Your using too much chakra Naruto. W-Way too much chakra. You should probably cut the flow before it cuts into your skin." He said calmly before the condensed leaf suddenly shot forwards, resembling a piece of wood from Naruto cutting the flow, instead of the usual floating. "Try again, Naruto!"

This time, Naruto tries to wrack his brain for the knowledge he learned the past two years above how to limit chakra flow... To think of it like a tube, and to limit it, just shrink the tube! He puts the leaf up to his forehead, pulls his hand away, and it sticks! It sticks perfectly too, making Iruka start clapping, along with the rest of the class and a reluctant Mizuki. Suddenly, the leaf splits into many perfectly cleanly cut squares, with some turning to fossils, others becoming dripping with water, and lastly one setting on fire, as Naruto's chakra elements from his different families suddenly surge through for seemingly no real reason, surprising the two teaching Chuunin and all of the rest of the students.

"Accidental elemantal manipulation... At this age?! And with 4 different elements?!" Gasps Iruka, never having seen anything like it. "... Class dismissed, and don't forget the exam tomorrow! Naruto, see me and Mizuki after class in the Hokage's office." Iruka said before he begins to put stuff away, allowing Mizuki to sneak a glare and gritted teeth without Iruka noticing anything.

XXX - Hokage's Office

"Impressive... Iruka, do you think little Naruto here should be allowed a pass for the exam due to what he achieved? Or should he still take it with the rest of them? And Naruto, we need to test your affinities." Hiruzen asked the teachers, while Naruto stool quickly but excitedly between them, after finding out he wasn't in trouble from the painting that morning due to the accident in class, while Naruto also took a piece of chakra paper. "Just put a lot of chakra through the paper, Naruto."

Naruto surged bucket loads of chakra through the paper, wanting his reactions to be as potent as possible, instantly shredding the paper, while fell into 3 neat piles, 2 of them being large and the last being small. One large pile crumpled to dust, the other got soaking wet, and the small pile crumpled with flame and ash. Hiruzen immediately signaled to both Jounin to not point out to Naruto that its abnormal to have so many affinities, already weighing it up to his contained chakra beast.

"With all due respect sir, I think he should still have to take it with the rest of the class. I agreed on informing you on this specific matter so you could put him under Asuma-Sensei if he passes the exam, alongside two others that I believe would make a great team with the accidental genuis that is our dear little Uzumaki. Besides that, I also noted that his first leaf almost seemed to have turned into wood. He may require a tutor alongside Jounin Asuma." Iruka said, calmly, with Mizuki agreeing.

"Then its decided, Naruto shall still take the exams, but under special conditions! He will have to be able to show proficiency in only two of the three academy ninjutsu, but must score at least middle in the throwing practicals!" Said Hiruzen, knowing that Naruto is capable, but never trained on his own.

After a few seconds of debating with himself, before Naruto snaps and suddenly speaks up. "Oji-san, I can't practice though! None of the weapons shops will let me buy any ninja tools, they charge triple for me compared to others, and with them doing food the same way, I only have enough for instant ramen and rent! They also only sell me rotten food when I try to buy stuff besides ramen!" Naruto complains to the Hokage, making Hiruzen's eyes widen a little.

"Really now, Naruto? Why didn't you tell me about this sooner? Well, they won't be doing that anymore, and here is some more money, go buy 25 shuriken and 25 kunai, okay? You will be practiced tomorrow on Kawarimi and Henge, along with stamina, shurikenjutsu, taijustu, and speed, so you better be ready Naruto." the Hokage said warmly, while handing Naruto three times his normal salary, making him cheer up and hug Hiruzen tightly while crying with joy, making Iruka smile and Mizuki want to gag.

XXX

End of chapter 1.

AN:
Mom- Kushina Uzumaki-Kaguya(D) - (Mom- Azuya Uzumaki(D) : Father- Funaziki Kaguya(D) : Nephew- Kimimaro Kaguya)

Dad- Minato Namikaze-Uchiha(D) - (Mom- Shiren Uchiha(D) : Father- Jonuen Hyuuga(D) : Grandfather- Nidiame Hokage(Tobirama Senju(D)) : Grandmother-Asuki Hyuuga(D))

There, those are the official family names of Naruto's parents, and yes this makes Naruto related to all of the Uchiha, Tsunade, Kimimaro, and all of the Hyuuga, including Hinata.

Another note, pairings have not been decided yet, and I won't be putting up a poll for pairings until chapter 10.