"Why is he stumbling around like he's drunk?"
Tearing my gaze away from Padme's confused frowning face I looked to the side, where "R2" was busy repeatedly slamming into each and every wall and piece of furniture "he" could find within the apartment, not even the poor maids managing to escape his drunken stumbling.
"For that matter, why is he giggling?"
Surprised, I looked back at Padme, "You know droidspeak?" I asked, my voice didn't break there at the end shut up!
She waved her palm in a 'so-so' fashion, "Some. Bits and pieces really, kinda hard not to learn a few things when you are constantly surrounded by droids."
"Wheee! Bli, bli, BLI!"
I nodded my head. Fuck! That could complicate things. Glaring at the gynoid's, now, secondary body out of the corner of my eye as it continued in its path of mayhem, I was at a loss. For I didn't know who to blame for this. I could never blame my maidos, I loved them too much for that. And I'm never wrong, or to be blamed for anything. So that left…
Well my girls were already busy introducing Gwyndolin to the joys of edging and bdsm back at the hotel, when I get back we'll kick things up a notch..
"Already on it dear."
"W-wait! M-master, I'll be a good gi—mmf!"
"Baaad girls don't deserve access to the network. Tee~hee!"
Hot damn, I love my maidos! "Well, I haven't got the faintest." I said, shrugging my shoulders and plastering my best 'who me?!' expression on my face while gazing at Pads. "All I can tell you is that his help was invaluable in squashing that annoying bug which kept eluding me, besides, maybe he stumbled on some good droid porn on the net who knows?"
An expression of disgust crossed the Queen's face, "Just for that, you're staying here until he calms down bucko." She said with a huff.
"Oh, come on!"
"Zip it, mister. This is your fault somehow, I know it!" replied the girl, Sabe, barely avoiding a barreling R2 nodded in agreement.
I glowered upwards at her and crossed my arms, looking pointedly at her chest.
"Fine!" I pouted, manly said. But just for that you girls are getting a full blast of my patented 'Anakin perfume.' for as long I'm kept here against my will. I am told that the ladies love it, no, no Force charisma shenanigans here. Why are you looking at me disbelievingly? Honest! This isn't the scoundrel you are looking for.
In the end, I stayed in the hen house till it was nearly midday. And the worst part is that both Pads and Sabe seemed unaffected to my mojo 'cologne' still! In contrast to the poor amorous duo of Eirtae and Rabe who were practically drenched in their juices. Unfair I tell you.
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"Oh ~honey~! I'm home!" I said, and barged the bedroom's door open with a kick, successfully pulling a 'this is Sparta' kick for once.
"Mmf!"
"Oho? What's this? Someone is being naughty again."
The sound of wood meeting flesh reached my ears.
"Mmh!"
Ignoring Gwyndolin's excited squeal as well as Sakura's depraved giggling, and the wooden spatula held in her hand I looked at my surroundings.
On a wall next to the bed lay our newest toy, spread eagle style and tied to fancy bdsm cross, her back facing towards me. Her delectable posterior jiggling and looking tender. Courtesy of the purple haired woman's ministrations. Her head being half turned towards me allowed me to glimpse the glistening ball gag securely fastened to her petite drooling mouth.
2B's voice broke me out of my reverie, "Welcome home dear."
"Wha- Hey 2B." I said looking at the woman who was arms deep within the chest containing the holocrons. Her interruption allowing me to notice something else as well. "Hnng!" namely that the debauchery in front of me had awakened something else, and that my clothes were currently stifling a very important part of me.
"Bad piggy! Your mistress didn't give you permission to look at Senpai!" said Sakura, her tone snappish before bringing her tool down on the girl's rear once more, eliciting another squeal.
I hastily got rid of my clothes and approached the duo, the look of hope on Gwyndolin's face only further serving to excite me. If she was looking at me for salvation..boy was she gonna be disappointed..
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Slithering sounds and pained moans surrounded the duo shrouded in twilight.
The standing figure spoke, "Rise, Lord Maul." Said the standing figure with an allowing gesture of her arm. In the Force she blazed like an unholy star, a black hole swallowing all light daring to approach her.
Gulping and hiding the trembling of their limbs as best as they could, the kneeling figure rose. Head still bowed and once again clad in the traditional dark robes of the Sith.
"What is thy bidding, my Master?"
A piercing glare met the Zabrak's hastily averted eyes. "You know your duty, now go." Said the figure, dismissing the younger Sith.
Maul made haste for the door leading out of this hell, but unfortunately the Dark Lord's voice froze the Sith near the door.
"Oh, and Maul?"
"Y-yes my Mistress?"
The dark star suddenly flared into a blaze, an unholy inferno of power making the Zabrak cower and swallow.
"Don't disappoint me again."
In the face of such abominable strength, Maul could barely stand much less speak. A pained nod was all the Sith could manage.
Lily scanned her pet's sweating face, seemingly founding what she was looking for she let go of the pressure rooting Maul to the spot with an angry scoff.
"Leave." She said, her tone flat and uncaringly exposed her back to the Sith.
Maul fled.
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"Mmh! Mmf!"
Startled I paused in my thrusting and looked at Gwyndolin, who was desperately struggling with all her might to move and say something even as she was bound tighter than space ham from Orchiod-3.
Wiping a bit of sweat off my brow I frowned and stopped to think. Reaching meanwhile for one of the bottles of water on the nightstand next to the bed.
Sakura meanwhile narrowed her eyes and reached for the discarded ridding crop which had fallen to the floor somewhere in these past three days of nonstop debauchery.
"It seems that someone needs a reminder on why they shouldn't—"
Taking a swig from the bottle I held up a palm, "Wait, Sakura stop." I said, even though I was heavily tempted to let her go through with her plan of once more 'discipling' the poor girl lodged to my dick. And judging by how her anus suddenly tightened around my swelling prick it would seem that I wasn't the only one excited by the prospect.
"Senpai?" she asked with a confused blink and tilt of her head, which caused her alluring purple mane to drape itself over her form and hide one of her tits from view.
"J-just a hunch dear," I said, and indeed the Force had been blaring at me with increasing intensity for the last couple of..wait had it been a day or something? Meh. "I think we should hear her out this time." I said, and with a wave of my arm undid the gag around the girl's mouth while also placing the bottle back on the nightstand.
The sex toy fell down, landing on the thoroughly soiled mattress with a soft 'plop'.
Gwyndolin gasped for breath for a few moments, before her eyes refocused and she turned her pleading eyes in my direction. Imploring me to listen.
"Master Anakin, Master Anakin!"
"Yes, I'm Anakin, what seems to be the problem dear?" I asked my tone kind, my smile gentle, as I rubbed soothing circles on her pale tender ass-cheek with my right arm. The hint in my actions clear, this better be good..
The girl gulped, "I-I have something important to tell you!" She said and then her eyes widened. "P-please wait!" she all but cried out as 2B picked up the gag, the girl's glistening nude arms —like the rest of her form— started reaching for my toy's mouth, preparing to silence her once more.
"Shoot."
"The Naboo delegation has left and is currently en-routetoNaboo!" she hurriedly cried out, mashing the words together in her haste to deliver her message, noticing the evil gleam in the white haired gynoid's eyes.
Her words made us all pause.
"What."
"They left yesterday morning! That's what I've been trying to tell you."
I felt my head starting to spin, and it had nothing to do with what we've been up to for the last couple of days. After all, staying properly hydrated during crazy sex stunts is important!
"You mean to tell me.." I started and paused, licking my suddenly dry lips. "That..that when we thought you were acting up all day yesterday it was instead—"
"I would never act up or against Master!" said the still bent over girl, frantically shaking her head to the side as if to dispel the very notion. "Well not unless you wanted me to Master." She said and gave me a lascivious grin which was quickly washed away by a more somber expression. "And yes my Lord, that is why I did it."
All gazes turned to the one insisting we thoroughly gag the newly made gynoid.
Sakura gazed at me and 2B both, alternating her gaze between us, her eyes comically wide.
"Oops? Tee~hee?"
I nodded, the situation clear cut.
"2B?"
"Yes dear?"
"Remind me to punish Gwyndolin when I return."
"H-hey!" protested the girl, even though her ass grew slick and even more tight at the mere idea.
"Also, what are my options?" I asked after reluctantly pulling my cock out of its newfound home with a sad 'pop'. The quivering sphincter trying desperately to entice me to bury my schlong back in it.
The girl pinched her nose and closed her eyes. "While I did not account for..for this." She said and waved her arm around, making me feel vaguely guilty before I quickly squashed the feeling. "We do have some choices." She opened her eyes and gazed at Sakura. "Oh, and Sakura?"
"Y-Yes? Mistress?" squeaked the girl.
"We'll.. be having words." The girl gulped, 2B turned her gaze back towards me. "I suspect out best course of action is for you to travel there through your ship."
Watching the woman stand up and begin to get dressed I couldn't help but frown, my confusion plain for all to see.
"But I thought it wasn't finished yet?" I said my tone questioning.
The white haired woman hid a minute wince, "That is an..accurate assessment yes. But only as far as it relates to the 'Arcadia'" She said and flashed me a smile.
My eyes widened with excitement as I also hoped out of the bed, beginning to get dressed as well. "The smaller vessels are fine then?"
"Well, not exactly…you'll see soon enough dear."
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So, riddle me this, how does one get off planet and onto a mysterious, illegal, prototype ship hovering invisibly over Coruscant? Quite easily in fact! All it took was one quick trip back into my girl's laboratory, her stuffing a couple of items in a backpack, picking up a curious suitcase, hopping into a bog-standard civilian rate spacecraft nested in the same building and flying up.
Well, the fact that said 'civilian' grade ship had an invisibility generator might have helped. As.. might have the few bribes donations to key personnel and my girls having blackmail on them.
Nevertheless, pretty soon we were safely docked within Arcadia. Stepping out of the no name craft I could only marvel at my surroundings. Cool black, silver, and grey colors surrounded me, both matte and not. Added to the pleasant background hum of machineries and the sounds my legs made as they made contact with the metallic seeming material underneath my feet, and I was in love. Suck it fellow chuunis! I get to live every edge lord's dream! My very own pirate ship! Mwahaha—
"Come along beloved, we don't have much time if you want to catch up to your friends while they are still among the living."
2B's cool and collected tone pulled me out of my woolgathering.
"R-right, coming dear." I said, trailing after the girl, and her sweet sweet booty, as she led me to the bridge.
Inside I saw more things which made my chuuni-engineer boner twitch. From the black throne laced with skulls and bones in a stereotypical fashion, with a red soft patterned cushion for where my body would rest. To the beautiful steering wheel, so out of place in a modern space ship.
As for the giant pane of glass and the exposed bridge?
Well don't worry about it, contrary to what it may first look like, my girl had assured me that this was the most heavily fortified place on the ship, experimental meta-materials, force fields and all. If they could get through all that? I was dead anyway. Besides. While any potential enemy kept firring ineffectually at the nearly impervious bridge I could leisurely pick them off with my guns.
"I am glad that you like it," said the girl.
"W-wha?!" her words caused me to startle and look to my side and at her.
2B graced me with a soft loving smile, and tucked a strand behind her ear. "The ship, its been a.. And pardon my Huttese a bitch to finish it. Not that it is finished but it is the thought that—"
Hastily hugging the girl caused her to stop, "I love it. Thank you 2B!" I said and looked upwards at her from between her firm soft breasts. Again, she smiled and ruffled my hair.
"And again, I'm glad dear but we don't have the luxury of time. Come. You must interface with her now." She said, and taking me by the arm proceeded to guide me to the machine behind my throne, a weird, harpsichord looking motherfucker with a glowing energy ball at its center and a semicircular ring or leisurely hovering metallic pieces, akin to tarred spine ridges.
"Go on."
Shrugging and following 2B's directions I placed my palm on the softly glowing ball.
"Like with the Zeichen." She continued upon seeing my confused expression at nothing seemingly happening, and my repeated tapping of the seemingly glass-like substance.
"Ahh! Ok, now I get it." I said and proceeded to do just that and start dumping a portion of my Force energy into the ship's core, the information being beamed straight into my mind by it..nay the ship herself as she slowly started to awaken.
'Thum..thump!'
The slow, almost lethargic beat of a massive heart started thumping within and all around me.
"Good, she took, I was worried for a moment there." Murmured 2B from behind me.
Indeed, cutting off the flow when it felt right, I could now tell that yet another bond connected me to the ship herself. I gazed at the core for a beat only for nothing to happen, frowning I started looking around me.
2B blinked for a moment, before she raised a palm to her mouth and tittered softly.
"Not yet dear, she is still waking up. She can't project herself yet, besides she isn't quite ready as of yet."
Making an 'aha' expression I turned away from the core and the now lively and eldritch seeming spine ridges above it.
"So what now?" I asked gazing at the white haired woman all the while feeling the ship's essence itself draping around me protectively as if it were a dark cape. Frowning, I looked down at my arm, plain white Tatooinian robes met my gaze and not shadowed gauntlets. 'For now.' Ignoring the weird, melodic, and almost whisper like thought with a shake of my head I looked at my girl, my eyebrow arched and expectant.
Instead of answering me she merely smiled, and in the Force, thanks to Mechu-deru I could glimpse terabytes of data being passed between her and the still drowsy titan, beginning her long climb to consciousness beneath my feet.
"Now," said 2B and the archaic wheel started madly spinning as the sound of pulleys and chains intensified for a moment alongside the hum of the distant machinery. The ever present heartbeat picking up pace. "Now dear we make sure you can play hero." She said and turned around, looking outside the massive windows and at Coruscant, glistening bellow.
Said planet was swiftly fading out of view as the ship started turning around, her bow pointing away from it and towards the blackness of deep space, the glare of the system's sun being automatically filtered somehow.
I frowned, "But I thought the new ftl you've been experimenting with is still untenable." I paused and rectified my statement. "Well, as far as strictly biological beings like me are concerned at any rate."
At my statement I could feel Arcadia's distress and see 2B's shoulders slump.
"That is..true dear, so Arcadia here will only take us outside the system with her modified sub-light engines and a traditional short hyperspace jump. The rest of the trip, well, you'll see soon enough." She said and gave me a wink. I smiled in response causing the pair's spirits to lift slightly.
Indeed, soon enough we were at a sufficient distance away from the galactic capital's gravity well and a heavy dark fog started surrounding my invisible ship, the heartbeat exploding into a maddening rhythm while protective shutters rose and hid the outside from view.
Humongous amounts of data passed between the mechanical pair once more, the girls, I suspect, manually plotting an uncharted short range hyperspace jump on the fly. Thus, making us all but undetectable.
Moments later I felt the lurch of the jump both in the physical and in the Force. It was over before it even begun, the shutters retracting led credence to that. As did the utter blackness surrounding us.
In the spirit realm I could feel the Force's agitation and wariness. This..was not a good place to be for some reason.
"Dear?"
Instead of answering I peered warily outside, only sheer blackness met my eyes, in the Force it was a different matter. I could see everything. And yet, extending my senses for tens of astronomical units around me revealed nothing. The danger was not imminent or near then.
"Ani?" asked a worried 2B, coming to a stop in front of me and kneeling down to look at me better. Letting her suitcase tumble to the ground. Arcadia, I could feel was equally worried.
"Noth—"I shook my head at my reflexive dismissal. "No, not nothing, just not important at this very moment. You and Arcadia should turn around and leave the very moment I depart. It's not safe out here." I said, trying desperately to convey with words the constant sirens blazing in the netherealm.
The woman pursed her lips, "more Force shenanigans?" she asked with a clipped tone.
I sighed, "I'm afraid so." I replied with a helpless shrug.
She clenched her fist causing it to shake. "Damn it!" she snarled, before sighing and forcibly calming herself. "Well, no helping it I guess." She said and hurriedly lifted herself up, picking her suitcase again. "Come dear, no point in wasting any more time then."
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In short order we made our way to the ship's hangar.
"That's no ship! That's the unholy lovechild between an Ork Scrapjet and a Dragsta!" I said aghast, my finger pointed at the 'ship' which would, supposedly transport me to Naboo.
2B was steadfastly avoiding meeting my eyes, instead pointedly looking at a nearby corner and the silver chain hanging from the wall as if it was the most interesting thing in the world.
"I have no idea what you mean beloved." She said in a smooth voice. "This is merely a prototype for bigger and better things, the fact that it can also serve as a vessel in this unfortunate hour is but lucky happenstance." She continued in a suave tone.
I gave her the stink eye, not believing a word of it. Who knew that after introducing our version of 40k here she would end up as a rabid Ork fan? I had her pegged more for a Nekron kinda gal myself..
"Right and I suppose, all the spiky bits on the tires, spiky bits on the engine, oh, and the gigantic drill in the front are so that it handles better during ftl transit?" I asked my voice thick with sarcasm.
Purposefully missing my point, the girl nodded, now gazing back at me with a megawatt smile splitting her lips.
"Exactly!"
"Uh-huh. And why is it red then?" I asked, jerking my thump towards the, admittedly, very cool looking vehicle.
"Err…"
I shook my head, "Oh forget it, I don't really mind, but your obsession with all things 'Waaagh' is kinda hilarious dear." I said, humorous tones clearly evident in my voice. "That said, how is this any different from the Arcadia herself?" I asked, my tone growing serious. "It's using the same type of unstable ftl right?"
The girl gave me a gentle smile, "You are right dear, but don't worry its precisely why this vehicle will be one use only. The modified shielding, amongst other things mean it's doubtful it will ever be spaceworthy again after landing." Saying that she gazed at a few specific spots on the unholy mix of car-truck-tank-spaceship. "And I only said that the first organic lifeforms hit by the radiant rays will experience..side effects." Her smile turned ghoulish for a moment before she gazed back at me all rainbows and sunshine.
"So, don't you worry your pretty little head beloved. No harm will come to you." Arcadia's agreeing pulse to my lover's intense words made me shiver.
Peering at the boxes 2B had been gazing at, a few beads of cold sweat traveled down my back. Those simply contained modified shutters, right? Or at worst cloned tissue, right? Right? Letting out a shuddering breath I turned and looked at my expectant waifu. No, Ani. Don't try and peer into the mind of a yandere, that way lies madness.
"So, what now?" I asked with a beaming smile, thoughts of potential trapped victims what awaited me on Naboo left to the wayside.
She arched an eyebrow, while reaching for something in her backpack, while also handing me the suitcase she had been holding for a while now "I believe you know dear, hop on. Also, please charge those two for me." She said and pulling her arm out of the bag handed me two more Zeichen, shrugging I proceeded to charge the two white double sided pyramids.
Lowering my strength to what I suspected was canon Anakin's full potential, but meh, it's not like I would need more than that anytime soon right?
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Peering at the darkness and the faint glimmer of distant eldritch stars I wiggled around in my seat until I got comfy.
"Right, we will depart in a few seconds." Came 2B's voice over the truck's my ship's comms. "Make certain to jump right after we do, whatever is out there will find you equally tasty." Continued the worried girl, "Oh, and what's the status of the generator?"
Rolling my eyes at the, well meaning, worrywart I nonetheless lowered my eyes and gazed at my new wrist 'watch', shining silver along my gleaming white plastoid armor covering said wrist alongside the rest of my body, the watch's readings agreeing with those internally reported by my nanites.
"The shield harness's readings are nominal dear."
"Good. Now remember, the energy shield can only be used for brief moments before it overheats the nanites and it shuts down as a safety measure. Use it with caution dear. It takes a while to cool down."
I nodded, well aware of my new protective gear's intricacies by now. The halo-like shield was not truly its own thing as of yet, having started as a modified ray shield which 2B modified as her understanding of physics grew. Good news? It could block physical objects and inertia just fine..to an extent. Bad news? It was still, partially deflector shield based, similar to a droideka's and thus lethal to living tissue.
But small steps amirite? Besides, wearing shield that could deflect a small ship's artillery barrage for close to a minute was impressive enough as it was.
Wiggling around again I frowned, the pristine, almost clone trooper like, armor was uncomfortable. Nothing even close to the Spartans legendary Majolnir armor. But it would have to do for now.
Feeling and somehow hearing the 'thump-thump-thump' of Arcadia's heartbeat I barely had the time to blink before shadows once more veiled the massive ship on the edge of my vision and she was gone, most likely once more approaching stable orbit above Coruscant.
"Right, Waaagh!-1, lift off!" I excitedly said and all but punched the ragged looking ignition button. My hand seemingly coming the worst off in the exchange, lances of pain shooting up my limb despite the layers of armor shielding it.
Glaring at the cheery and utterly unharmed looking button i sighed.
"To boldly stick it! Where no man has before!" I cried out with giddiness, pointedly ignoring the taunting button Only to feel silly a moment latter as while the very space in front of seemed to warp and bend, shutters hurriedly covered my view and with a faint lurch I was off.
I pointedly stared at the gleaming silver projection showing me my path through the galaxy, intentionally not listening to the faint whines of agony coming from all around me.
"R-right, it's just the wind!"
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GlOrIoUs Force bullshit begins next chapter and the galaxy will never be the same again:xD
In other news, still wrapping my head around the fact that a mix between Halo, Cod and Doom is not as farfetched as it one was, what with Microsoft now owning activision. Hell, throw in Thrall in there somewhere...