"Hero Trackers, I have located the hero! He's at Dueling Peaks Tower!" Watermelon calls into the cellphone.
"Keep an eye on him, we're coming to check!" Gem announces.
"We are? Oh yeah! We are!" Curl cries out.
"Right! I'm keeping an eye on him!" Watermelon says.
Unfortunately, while the young Rito is not looking, Link leaps off the top of Duolingo Peaks Tower and glides away.
"Hopefully he didn't hear me just now…" Watermelon says to themself, "Wait a minute… Mister Underwear Man is gone again!"
Link glides to the lowest portion of Duolingo Peaks. Watermelon flies up into the air, looking for Link. The hero begins climbing the mountain, still dressed in just his underwear.
'This shouldn't be too hard… I just need to climb and explore both of these mountains…' Link thinks to himself.
Link makes it a significant way up the first mountain, but then he gets tired. His feet slip and he begins to slide back down the mountain.
'Ow! My feet!' Link thinks, wincing in pain as he falls back to the ground.
Starting at a different angle, Link climbs the mountain again. This time, he just barely makes it in time. Any second longer and he'd have slid back to the ground again. Watermelon notices him and starts flying around overhead.
'Ooh, a bird!' Link thinks, noticing a random bird on the cliff he is on.
He snipes the bird with his bow. It bursts into smoke, leaving just two raw bird legs.
'I am horrible,' Link thinks to himself with an evil chuckle.
"Oh, he just killed a bird…" Watermelon says to themself.
After killing the bird, Link takes the raw meat and stores it away wherever he is keeping everything. Link then resumes climbing the mountain. Once again, he becomes too tired and falls down the mountain again.
'AHH! I'm falling! I need my glider!' Link thinks, panicking.
Link pulls out his glider for a few seconds, but this doesn't help anything.
"Oh, that looked like it hurt!" Watermelon exclaims.
'Why is this pink bird stalking me?' Link thinks, staring up at the sky.
"Oh no, he sees me!" Watermelon yelps and flies out of sight.
'Good. It's gone,' Link thinks.
Link gets up and climbs the mountain again.
'Gosh darn you, Din! Why would you make mountains?! That's literally the worst thing you could make!' Link grumbles in his mind.
Along the way up the mountain, there is another small ledge. Link climbs up to it and finds that there is a treasure chest.
'Ooh! A chest!' Link thinks excitedly.
He opens the treasure chest and finds a purple 50 Rupee.
'You don't like my mountains?!' Din asks, psychically communicating with Link.
'Din, I hate your mountains! This mountain is too high!' Link complains.
'Well, I quite like the rugged mountains,' Din replies.
Link takes off running up the mountain again. Din sighs and shakes her head in heaven.
'Would you like some rain?' Nayru asks, psychically.
'No! Do NOT rain on me!' Link responds.
Link continues climbing and reaches another ledge with a bird. He murders this bird as well, taking it's raw legs and stashing them away. He then sprints further up the mountain. It is rather frigid up here, and, as Link has very little clothes on, his skin is unprotected from the frost.
'It's too cold! Why is it cold up here?!' Link wonders, shivering in the cold.
For the first time in 100 years, Link puts on a shirt and pants. This brings some warmth to the young man. Despite having not wanted to wear clothes, he sighs in relief. At the very top of the mountain, he finds a rock, a green owl, and a shrine.
"¡Hola!" the green owl cries out, "¡Me llamo Duo!"
(Translation: Hello! My name is Duo!)
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Link screams.
"¡Hay un Korok debajo de esta roca!" Duo says.
(Translation: There is a Korok under this rock!)
'What…?' Link asks.
The owl points a wing at the rock. Link grabs the rock
"YAH-HAH-HAH! You found me! Have my golden nugget!" the Korok exclaims.
This time, Link is prepared and catches the golden poop.
"¡Buena atrapada!" Duo announces.
(Translation: Good catch!)
'Bye!' Link signs and runs towards the shrine.
"¡Adiós!" Duo hoots.
(Translation: Goodbye!)
This is the Shee Venath Shrine. Inside, there are many orbs. They appear to be set in some sort of pattern. Carefully, Link examines the order of the orbs. Instead of teleporting out of the shrine afterwards, Link just jumps through the portal to the other side.
'ORBS! ORBS!' Link thinks excitedly, teleporting on the fourth try.
Outside the shrine on the other cliff, there is a random rock. Using the cheese grater, Link pulls out a bomb and chucks it at the rock. The rock bursts, exposing lots of rare gems that were hiding inside. He collects all the gems before looking for another activity to do.
There are three boulders on the cliff. Link pushes on one at random and it rolls, falling down the hill.
'Oops! I hope nobody wanted that boulder to stay up here!' Link thinks.
The boulder rolls and goes between two trees. As a result, a Korok is summoned.
"YAH-HAH-HAH!" the Korok announces.
'Ooh! Yes, please!' Link exclaims, jumping down the cliff after the Korok.
Link is exhausted by the time he reaches the bottom.
"You found me! Have my golden nugget!" the Korok says and tosses another gold turd to Link.
"Thanks! Now I gotta get climbing! I still have a mountain to explore!" Link calls out.
He runs and begins climbing the next mountain. He becomes out of breath again and has to stop on a ledge part way up the mountain.
'Out of breath… In the wild…' Link thinks, gasping for air.
Watermelon flies over head again. The young bird cannot fly too high as the air is frigid up there. At the other peak, there is another shrine. This is the Shee Vaneer Shrine.
Before Link can enter the shrine, a few Stalfos appear and attack him. He defeats them and drops his nearly broken shield to take one of their shiny new shields. With the Stalfos out of the way, Link gets to enter the shrine. There are even more orbs in here!
'Okay, so if I mix up the patterns, I should get something good, right?' Link wonders to himself.
Being clever, Link orders these orbs in the same pattern as the ones in the other shrine. The gate blocking Link from talking to the Sheikah mummy lifts.
'Yay! I did something right!' Link thinks and goes to the mummy.
As a reward for doing the puzzle correctly, Link is given an orb!
'Yay! Orb!' Link thinks excitedly, 'So if I put the other one into the pattern this one was in…'
Link exits the shrine. There is a small Korok shrine on this peak as well. Based on the fact that one side has an apple, Link can tell that another apple is needed to activate the Korok.
'Do I have any apples?' Link wonders, looking in his storage.
There are no apples left. Link ate all the apples earlier.
'Dang, no apples…' Link thinks.
Link then runs and glides back down to the Shee Venath Shrine. He walks in and begins playing with the orbs. He arranges these orbs like the ones in the Shee Vaneer Shrine. Once again, he is awarded with an orb.
'Aw man… I REALLY wish I didn't eat 20 apples earlier… I could have had one for the Korok!' Link thinks, face-palming.
Link leaves the Shee Venath Shrine. Down below, there is another shrine. Link leaps and glides down between the two peaks. This is the location of the Ree Dahee Shrine.
'More shrines leads to more orbs!' Link thinks, rubbing his hands together in anticipation.
Silly music begins as Link attempts to solve the puzzle. There is a chest here before the Sheikah mummy so Link claims it.
'What is this…? The Bandana of Climbing Mountains?' Link wonders and puts the bandana on, 'I think I'm starting to like wearing clothes.'
Link then gets another orb. There is more to explore at the base of the mountains! Link is curious and goes to explore everything.
"Wow, for someone who is supposed to be saving Hyrule, Link sure does get distracted easily…" Watermelon comments.
Link blows up the mountain side. KABOOM! Hiding inside the mountain is another treasure chest! Inside the chest is a bow, but Link's bow storage is full.
'Dang, my bow storage is full,' Link thinks.
There is yet another Bokoblin camp nearby. Along with that, there is a large magnetic rock. Using the magnet app on his cheese grater cellphone, Link picks up the giant magnetic rock.
'This is a great weapon,' Link thinks.
Carefully Link carries the rock to the camp and sets it on an exploding barrel. The Bokoblin camp goes up in flames, leaving just a few survivors. As they try to attack Link, he crushes them with the boulder.
A special treasure chest unlocks when the last Bokoblin is crushed. Link excitedly climbs the rickety tower to reach the chest. Inside, there is a Boomerang.
'Ooh! Boomerang! I don't need this spear anymore!' Link thinks.
He tosses away his spear and collects the boomerang. Watermelon flies towards the next shrine, casting a shadow. Link follows the shadow until he finds the shrine. This is the Ha Dahamar Shrine and is protected by sharp thorns and lots of water.
'Ow, that looks sharp,' Link thinks.
Using an ice block, Link is able to climb up and over the thorns. Once again, the silly music plays as Link solves the puzzle. As a reward, he gets another orb and 50 Rupees.