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"FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

He did it.

For 10 years, for 10 entire years he had done it.

Namikaze Industries had completely managed to make humanity into the only power that needed to exist, by preventing the supernatural from using magic while in the human realm, their influence over humanity itself became nothing. Without their influence, humans grew apart from the supernatural completely as well.

He took his company to the top of the global market.

It was Namikaze Industries that started to take humans to Mars, it was his company that now owned more than 95% of all companies in the world. Most of the human population interacted with his company in one way or another, and thanks to that he had been able to take control of things that he wanted to take control of. Push laws he wanted passed, delay laws that he didn't want to see the light of day.

One did not need to proclaim yourself the leader of the world to rule.

Not that he wanted to rule, he just wanted a normal life where he could enjoy each day without ever having to worry about the supernatural at all. He did it, he created a world where the supernatural had no power to scheme against him or involve him in their supernatural nonsense.

He had succeeded.

Humanity had nothing to fear from the supernatural, and because of that he had 10 years of just having a normal life with his girlfriend.

She graduated highschool and joined him in college.

They dated for years as she went through her school life, and once she graduated from college he proposed to her. It was only AFTER she said yes that he revealed himself as the Namikaze Industries president to her, and it had been great. She didn't even question the fact that he aged slower than normal humans did, with him looking to be only 20 years old still. Not that she had aged all that much either.

Normal relationship.

He attained his normal life, his normal relationship, and he believed himself to have never gotten involved in the schemes of the supernatural. Whenever a supernatural terrorist group popped up, he had his men with their equipment... take care of the threat without him ever having to see the threat himself. Eventually, the supernatural terrorists realized that they had no ability to fight back when they were in the human realm, and just wisely decided to stop getting humans involved with their bullshit.

Naruto took in a deep breath.

He had succeeded in so many ways, including never becoming the owner of a cat. He avoided anything that would have related him to cats in any such way.

"... I can explain..."

"Explain why our twins have CAT EARS... and... CAT TAILS!?" Naruto shouted as he pointed to his fraternal twins in his wife's arms, sucking on her itty titties for nutrients.

She gave birth.

Of course, after he married her, he didn't hesitate to put a baby inside of her. He was surprised that she hadn't had a baby during their first year of marraige, it took a couple of years, but he managed to knock her up with not only a single child, but two of them at the same time. He had been extremely excited to become a father.

The excitement wasn't even ruined, he was just coming to understand something.

"Naruto... the Cat Guy..." Naruto laughed to himself as he grabbed his hair.

His wife was a Neko.

His children were kittens.

He didn't get turned into a supernatural cat, and he had not been transformed into a cat boy, nor was he facing a cat enemy like he had expected. The "Cat" in his title, he hadn't even realized it, but the cat referred to his woman. The woman that he made into his own, the one that he married and knocked up with his children.

He cute, adorable, kitty children.

"What?"

"... Don't mind me... just realizing that... it was all impossible... I thought my determination to change my fate... but I realized... that midget bastard... he is also a Naruto too... he's a Naruto with just as much determination... the Naruto path of changing destiny... heheheh..." Naruto realized that his enemy's goal had never been to get him to face some supernatural enemies with the fate of the world on the line. His enemy had simple goals.

A joke.

His life had been a joke to the white haired midget bastard, everything he did in order to have a normal life where he could forever avoid his "Cat Guy" moniker had been all in vain. It was impossible for him to use his inborn power to change fate, when his fate had been decided by another person with that same inborn power as himself.

"You're... not angry."

"Nope... I don't even hate cats... I just didn't know why I was called the Cat Guy... seems the joke was on me. I spent years creating a perfect world for humanity... I created World Peace, solved World Hunter, and created Galactic travel... I've done so much in order to make a world where I could have a normal life... and... me creating world peace was just... the set up to a joke." Naruto was forced to come to the startling realization that he didn't have an enemy.

He had no enemies.

The white haired shota trap midget bastard in armor wasn't his enemy, because that would have implied that they were on the same level. That white haired shota trap midget silent motherfucking bastard was so far out of his league in manipulations that they weren't even on the same playing field at all.

"So are you going to come and hold your children?" Koneko asked with an amused smile.

"... Just... give me a moment... this is a lot to take in... this was all one joke. This, the story of my life... my fight to attain my normal life... it had all been just... a giant joke... I hate it... but damn if it isn't funny." Naruto laughed to himself as he grabbed fistfuls of his hair.

"MOTHER FUCKER! MY CHILDREN ARE FUCKING ADORABLE! SO I CAN'T EVEN BE MAD AT HIM!"

He had led humanity to a perfect world, for the sake of his normal life.

All for the punchline of his children being cats.

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