Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi and VIZ Media do, rated R adult content language Lemon
Holiday war begins again and it starts with Inuyasha's new love and prized possession a new camera an early Christmas gift to himself.. Sesshoumaru gives Inuyasha a New Years day gift that may leave him traumatized for life. What Kagome does to Jaken while drunk is shockingly hilarious. A/N Sorry meant to finish and post it New Years but had an illness in the family. Written for my babies/readers love you happy holidays everybody, Sesshoumaru/Kagome
Merry Freakin Christmas and Crappy New Year 4
By Raven Silver Wolf
December 2021 posted January 22 2022
Inuyasha's new toy, two guilty peas in a pod
Sesshoumaru watched his younger sibling with curiosity and also waiting for an inning. Inuyasha was deliriously happy and moon eyed like a kid in a candy factory the elder was itching to start the ball rolling and their observing father was waiting for the fun to begin
"Little brother,"
"Yeah what can I do ya for?
"What is that finally brought yourself some flea killing shampoo? Sesshoumaru had his inning
"No it's a three year supply of makeup just for you water and smear proof the good stuff nothing cheap either, you won't have to worry about your stripes running or smearing anymore,"
"Don't fret I'll never tell others of your secret fetishes I hope you got organic we don't need a sick puppy on our hands," the elder needled
"Puppy, why you," Inuyasha fumed delighting his brother
With the others
'Well this is off to a fine start' thought grinning Sugimi
"Inupapa who started it this year? Just arrived with her female companions Kagome asked
"Would you believe lord Fluffy? He's been waiting for an inning with puppy toes all day"
"So Sessh is starting it this year nice," the smiling miko replied "Bout damn time,"
"Sniff I smell a good time for us coming," Kagura added
"Oh this is gonna be brutal," Sango said "I can't wait Sesshoumaru doing it so elegantly with such a straight face makes it even more hilarious,"
Back with the brothers
"So fool what is in the box? Sesshoumaru asked
"Yo big bro check out my new camera,"
"Are you two on a first name basis? The elder inu was not quitting any time soon
"It's a camera not a girl you overgrown moko, moko,"
"Yes fine tell us what is so special about her,"
"It has remote control and comes with three tiny spy pro cams pretty sweet, right?" Inuyasha was in love
"Your filming yourself during the session," Sesshoumaru was merciless
"Session, what session?"
"Press the button and turn on the light in your brain,"
"What the hell? The younger mumbled then realization hit like a ton of bricks
"Yes I see the light has just come on in the attic and all is now made clear," Sesshoumaru casually replied
"Yeah I'm sure you need to film all your one handed sessions,"
"Is that why your right paw is always cramped and hurting?" the elder smiled evilly
"You son of a," Inuyasha started but was cut off
"I was merely stating facts not passing judgment to each their own,"
"You know I heard if you sit on a cactus you'll be so busy pulling out needles you will forget how horny you were," the hanyou smiled wickedly "It'll save your over worked wrist from injury,"
"Are you offering to demonstrate for us? Little brother"
"You first peaches after all you are the eldest and you know what they say age before beauty" Gonna start any time soon? We ain't getting any younger"
With the others
"Session that is the classiest description of masturbating I've ever heard in my whole life," Kouga said
"Yes only Sesshoumaru sama would be that classy about it hehehe," Miroku added
"Well on the bright side kids they aren't trying to kill each other," Sugimi spoke
"Yet" Bankotsu replied
"Bank your such a buzz kill" You do realize that right?
"Sorry Inupapa but I am a mercenary merciless" remember?
"Banky I'll show you merciless," Kagura said snapping her fan that was now made of blades
"Ouch rough crowd," Bankotsu teased
Back with the brothers
"It is your idea so it is only fair that you be the first to demonstrate you know so we'll all know how to do it rcorrectly," Sesshoumaru shot back
"Like I said age before beauty and this beauty is not going to put himself before his elders" Why what would dad think?
"Demonstrate, demonstrate hurry up and demonstrate," Sugimi and the others chanted
"Freakin eavesdropping traitors," the poor hanyou fumed "Later ladies and vermin," he left box in hand
Later that day
"Look they're like two guilty peas sharing one criminal pod," Sango pointed out
Jaken and Inuyasha were sitting on the floor like kids watching horror movies with drinks and snacks, they were ravenous as if they hadn't eaten in days devouring food as if it was their last day on earth. They were swiftly killing off Inuyasha's stash a garbage bag full of Halloween candy he had saved
"Sniff wait is that? Kouga started but never got to finish
"No bro try this one it's better extra super sweet," Inuyasha said handing Jaken candy with enough sugar to cause cavities just looking at it
"Thanks chomp you're the best big dog bro ever,"
"Ah don't go getting all mushy on me lil green bro," the hanyou replied gulp "Oh my god sooo freakin good almost better than sex,"
"Wait aren't they usually fighting and trying to kill each other?" Sango said
"Yep, creepy hah?" the others replied
"You smell it right? Sugimi said
"Hah? They responded
"That's what I was trying to tell you guys mutt face and froggy are stoned they smoked reeferweed aka marijuana mixed with dogweed joints," Kouga told them
"Damn that shit's so strong they may be friends for life hehehe," Ayame chimed in
"Hey where's Kagom? Miroku started to ask then
"Hey boys room for one more? The approaching the weed twins miko asked
"Sure come on in our favorite henchy I mean wenchy," yep Inuyasha was on the happy weed ship full speed ahead
"Yes join us milady,"
"My retainer is shamelessly stoned," grinning Sesshoumaru said "It seems our miko has sampled little brothers concoction,"
"Uh oh I know that look," looking at Kagome Sango exclaimed
"Oh jaky?
"Yes Kagome sama,"
"Lets go out back got something I wanna show ya kay," Kagome replied
'Oh shit poor bastard RIP bro' Inuyasha thought
"Ou out back?" Jaken slightly stammered
"Yes baby," Kagome sexily replied while seductively sliding the collar of her shirt down exposing one shoulder
"Gulp"
"Oh my fucking unholy gods," never swears Sugimi exclaimed he was nearly choking "Brutal"
'Dad swore oh this just makes it even better hehehe' Inuyasha thought
"She's as bad as maybe even worse than Inuyasha," Kouga added
"Breath father breathe have no fear Sesshy is here," Sesshoumaru said rubbing his sires back with one hand
"Poor little green dude," wickedly smiling Bankotsu exclaimed
"Come on Kaggy's horny and we all know demons love to fuck long and slow alllll night," Kagome was in assassin mode while licking her lips she cupped and squeezed her breasts "Hurry up I feel like I'm ready to cum I'm so wet" Pleeeeease?
"Horn, horn horny," Jaken stammered
"I know the second you get it in I'll cum it will be super juicy but not to worry you can ride me all night looooong," Poor Jaken was gasping for air Kagome leaned in and whispered in his ear "Take me right here and now I don't care who sees it hurts and I can't wait anymore," she had her hand on her crotch as if in agony
Jaken in under a second went from green to the deepest red Sesshoumaru had never seen a red so dark not on earth or in hell itself. His eyes were so bugged out they looked as if they might explode at any second, the others present were in agony trying to hold back the laughter fighting to escape them
"Ha me now here you and," Jaken could not form coherent sentences "B but your way bigger than me,"
"Taller yes but bet your bigger where it counts the short ones always have the biggest sticks," she cooed
"Gulp" the poor imp could barely function
"The miko is a sadist," Sesshoumaru exclaimed
"Yeah she's been hanging around you too much and too long," Inuyasha wisecracked
"Se Sesshoumaru sama what shall I do? Mi lord"
"Jaken I can't decide for you the choice is yours,"
"Damn Sessh you are a sadistic bastard" aren't you? Inuyasha said an evil grin was the elders reply
"B but she's human I'm a dem,"
"Let me stop ya right there lil green bro my dad is purr I mean pure demon didn't stop him from bagging tagging my mom and making me" now did it? And think about it man with her miko powers it'll be tingly in there give little Jaken a buzz massage live kitty with a built in vibrator extra hot" Inuyasha was wicked
"Enough talk I want action," Kagome reached under her skirt pulled down her panties stepped out of them and reached for Jaken "You on top now,"
"Eeeeeeek" Jaken's high pitched shriek tore through the house "But, but, but we ca," he cried out while fleeing "it, it it's illegal,"
"We can and we're going to," Kagome gave chase
"Be gentle miko despite his centuries of life he's a virgin," Sesshoumaru needled
"Sesshoumaru you dirty low life lying dog," the raging imp screamed
"Woof" was the only reply he got from his lord
"Ooo didn't address Fluffy as sama oh he's really pissed better sleep with one eye open big bro," Inuyasha teased
"Yes the first time he's ever done so hahahaha this is indeed a glorious day," Sesshoumaru replied "Merry Christmas my little green menace best gift you've ever gotten,"
"Poor thing doesn't know the two panty trick," Ayame spoke
"Two panty? You wenches have to many contraptions bras are enough of a pain in the ass" Inuyasha said
"No fool shut up and listen it's simple reeferweed head she wore two pairs of panties the one she slipped off was an extra pair," Sango started
"Oh now I got ya wenchy used an extra one to slide off to tran I mean traumatize Jaken for life,"
"Bingo mutt finally got it drunken sot," Kouga needled
"A stow it sober loves to give it up in the alley Sally hope your on the pill don't need no little mangy wolves running around the one we already have is too many," Inuyasha retorted
"Kagome is high as hell she's like an Inuyashamaru raw wild raunchy like Inuyasha and laid back casually sarcastic and sadistic like Sesshoumaru," Kagura chimed in
"Yeah the perfect combo," Inuyasha gloated
"Dear lord I already had two of you that was too much but three is overkill," Sugimi exclaimed
"They do say three times is the charm," Sesshoumaru said, Jaken went in hiding for a long time after
Switched
"Inuyasha put it down before I get a flame thrower and make barbecued dog for dinner," Kagome snapped
"Yeah as if," zap "Yeeeow," he shrieked when a power ball hit his rear "Damn you,"
"Little brother I suggest you return the item to the miko or give it to me,"
"Yeah you little weasel you know what that thing is capable of doing it's not a freaking toy," the irate miko bit
"Return it now or I will slice you into sushi," Sesshoumaru threatened his whip swiftly appearing
Inuyasha continued running tossing said item from hand to hand like a juggler "Ah man up it's just a little crystal ball my reflexes are so good ain't nothing going to make me drop it,"
"Yeah sure it won't," she snapped
"Sit me, sit me I double dare ya sit me," he taunted
"Inuyaaaaasha"
"Nooo fool," Sesshoumaru called out
It was too late the startled hanyous body jerked and the small crystal ball landed on the floor at the feet of Sesshoumaru and Kagome who were standing side by side a blinding light surrounded them
"What have you done? Two voices cried out
When the light gradually faded "Filthy vermin I will gut you," Kagome said
"I'm going to sit you into hell," Sesshoumaru bit
"Oh shit you two switched bodies," the frightened hanyou spoke
"What was your first clue genius? They snapped
"You knew its capabilities yet still insisted on playing with it like a spoiled brat with a toy I will shred you and slowly to without mercy father will be a one pup dog when I'm through," Kagome said
"Relax it only lasts three days a week max," the hanyou tried
"But your life won't," Sesshoumaru replied "I love men but don't want to be one,"
"Yes and I certainly never had nor do I have the desire to be female," Kagome added
"I'm in Sesshoumaru's body you are so fucked,"
"How so? Ah you can't do nothing" the cocky hanyou gloated "Ow gods dammit," he yelped when Sesshoumarus whip snapped across his ass
"You were saying dog boy,"
"Miko I see you've been studying me and are a fast learner," Kagome said
"Yep you're the best teacher on earth,"
"Oh shit," Inuyasha exclaimed "I'm doomed who needs hell when ya die I'm already in it,"
"Yes you senile fool a hell of your own making," Kagome said
"Inuyasha sit boy sit, sit, sit, sit," Sesshoumaru bit "Hell is gonna look like heaven compared to life on earth with me puppy toes,"
"Oh fuck now he can sit me son of a,"
"I'm going to kill you dog," the claws of the body she now occupied began dripping acid
"Miko you will calm yourself," Kagome spoke
"Gulp, oh crap and she has his powers," panicky Inuyasha exclaimed
"Only after I kill a certain mutt," Sesshoumaru killing perfection being controlled by a raging miko was worse and far more dangerous than regular pissed off Kagome sending an icy chill up the hanyous spine
"Little brother I suggest you run and stay hidden," Kagome warned
"Yeah sure fine whatever, just hope she doesn't have that time of the month while your in there big bro," Inuyasha said while fleeing
"Miko we will have to adopt each others mannerisms etcetera so the others will not know what has transpired," Kagome said
"Ah Sessh,"
"Yes"
"You really are a well packed limousine,"
"And you a well built compact model," he replied smirking at her blush
Over the next two days sensing something was off Sugimi without a word observed the pair, he noticed how unusually calm Kagome seemed to be and how Sesshoumaru barely contained obvious rage over something but what was it? It was very unlike him given his talent for hiding it beneath an impenetrable mask of calmness and indifference
'Hm I smell a dog skunk in the wood pile' Sugimi thought
Three days later thinking it was safe Inuyasha returned "Greetings dog boy I mean little brother," Kagome almost slipped up
"Yes welcome back puppy we missed you so," knowing Inuyasha hated that, Sesshoumaru had mastered Kagome's mannerisms to perfection
"Gods dammit, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not a friggin puppy wenc I mean fluffy,"
"Ah hah," Sugimi exclaimed
"Oh boy mutt did something really dumb and suicidal this time," Kouga said
"He never disappoints," Miroku added
"Why do I get the feeling that there is about to be a two on one homicide?" Bankotsu chimed in
"Because my youngest pup never learns and I fear never will,"
"Aw Inupapa you poor man," Sango said patting him on the shoulder
"The question is do I quietly continue to observe or intervene," Sugimi spoke
"Nah I say sit back wait and watch besides I haven't seen a good murder in decades," evilly smiling Kouga added
"Wolf you are a sick boy,"
"True but you know you wuv me anyway,"
"Yes our sweet wolfy I agree," Sango, Ayame, and Kagura said
"Aw come on girls your gonna make me blush," Kouga teased
The following day
Sugimi knew one way to confirm his suspicions were correct "Miko a word with you, please?" signaling her with one hand to come to him
"Inupapa what's up?
"Something I've been wanting to do for a long time," he leaned in as if going to kiss Kagome
"Father I will shred you," came from her
Sugimi swiftly pulled back and noticed she bore Sesshoumaru's markings "I knew it I will know how this happened now or you'll know no peace until I do,"
"Meddling dog," the younger replied
"Inuyasha right? This has youngest pup written all over it"
"Fear not father you will soon have only one pup to be concerned with," sadistically grinning Kagome replied
"Now, now Mikomaru calm yourself,"
"Yes I'm inside a miko with full access to her powers" care to test it? Inupapa" Kagome acting like Sesshoumaru was truly frightening
"We must end this and soon it is just too creepy," Sugimi said
"A full grown dog acting like a frightened pup," she smiled evilly "But only after the miko and I have some fun and get revenge,"
"Deal and I want in on it"
"I do not mind sharing dog meat for three works for me hehehe," she was brutal
A new kind of Christmas tree
This Christmas day would be unlike any other and a real treat, Sugimi's guests came down from their rooms "This way kiddies I have a special treat for you," Sugimi said
They followed multiple gasps were heard as they looked "Well that's definitely a new tree species," Kouga was the first to speak
"Wait I'll get the cam," Sango started
"No need kids we're using puppy toes new hasn't been used till now camera," Sugimi said
"I'm seeing it but can't believe it," the others chimed in
"Isn't this illegal? Wiseass Kouga teased
There was naked Inuyasha with pine branches attached to his entire body but the one that stood out the most was the one tied onto his manhood standing at attention via a lust potion Sesshoumaru's gift. Pink lace panties were all that covered his rear Kagome's gift she had cut a hole out in front for his male treasure to stick out of she knew he hated with a passion pink underwear on himself. His own camera with a record feature was used to film he tried to growl Sugimi pulled the apple out of his mouth
"Little brother may I say you've never looked lovelier? Kagome spoke
"Yeah puppy is adorable, should I s-i-t him?" Sesshoumaru spelled to torment the poor hanyou
"Wait, why the hell is Sesshoumaru talking like Kagome and she like him?" Ayame asked
"Oh no," Bankotsu and the others exclaimed
"Yes let me explain," Sugimi then told them
"I'll kill you," Sango fumed
"Nah I have a better idea," sadistically smiling Kagome replied then blew a powder in Inuyasha's face "Our Christmas tree will sleep till new years day,"
"Little one you must have some demon in you," grinning Sugimi exclaimed
"Not yet," Sesshoumaru spoke
"Oh, does someone have plans?" the elder teased
"Yes the most shocking new year little brother will ever have in his life,"
"Care to share? Sugimi asked
"Nope" then with a devious grin "Come miko we will take our leave now," Sesshoumaru's body was swiftly put over Kagome's shoulder and carried off "Do not attempt escape,"
"Sesshoumaru what the hell,"
"Silence woman you will soon find out,"
In a storage closet
Sesshoumaru's urges were too overpowering and in a mikos body were impossible to contain he could not and would not wait any longer "Sessh what the hell is going on so much heat it's like an oven I need cold water,"
"That is what it is like when a demon is in lust" remember when you said I was a well packed limousine? I have decided it's test drive time"
"How do you bear it?
"Easy" he replied
"But not for me,"
Lemon starts
Sesshoumaru's body was placed on the floor in a sitting position before Kagome knew what hit her it was stripped bare unable to wait he removed the panties lifted the dress mounted and impaled himself. Her lips crashed down onto his
"Oh my gods I always wondered how it feels for a man to be inside a female,"
"As I have wanted to know how a female feels with a male inside her, such powerful pleasure and lust," he replied while climaxing hard "Experiencing a females multiple releases is wonderful,"
"Shit I never knew it felt this good,"
He flipped them so his body was on top of hers "Fuck me miko and as hard as you want,"
He watched as her eyes in his body bled red knowing what was coming next he bore his neck in submission fangs soon pierced flesh as their shared explosions began and with newly formed fangs from the transformation bit his mates neck. A blinding light created from their combined powers filled the closet and they were returned to their own bodies
"Now I am back in my body and I am going to ride you all day," he purred in her ear "While in there I learned how you've wanted me all this time,"
"Ah gods Merry free, free freakin Christmas to me," she gasped knowing what was coming next he put up a barrier then shifted upward just a little so every thrust would stroke her pearl "Oh shit Se Sesshoumaru it's, it's almost too much," her claws dug into his back making him even hotter
"Don't even think about trying to walk after I'm through with you," he teased
"SESSHOUMARUUUUU" she screamed
After pulling out he used a rag he found to clean them off he wanted to feel it and did not want anything in the way
He then flipped them again so she was now on top reentered thrusting up into her hard "Your soaking wet ride me woman I want to feel your pleasure run down my shaft," she soon tightened like a vice
"Yes Sesshoumaru like that don't stop,"
"The wetter you are the harder I get it aches,"
"Like this? She replied then started slamming down on him hard and fast her passage gripping like a vice
"Shit you're a savage you are killing me," he gasped
"I want to feel your volcano erupt inside me," when she started making her passage clamp like a suction he soon exploded like a bomb
"Dammit woman don't stop yeeeees,"
Lemon continues
Hours later
"Well I see it can still walk," Sugimi began "Welcome to the family miko,"
"You vile dog," Sesshoumaru replied
"You figured out mating restored you to your bodies faster instead of waiting?"
"Yes and also learned the little vixen has wanted me all this time and that it was time to get married," Sesshoumaru answered
"Oh boy dog breath is going to shit bricks when he finds out I can't wait," gloating Kouga said
"Father is it all set up?
"You know it my boy,"
"What are you two up to? Miroku asked
"We're going to give Inuyasha the best New Years gift of his life if he survives the shock that is," Kagome said
"Kaggy spill or die," the other females replied
New Years morning
Still groggy Inuyasha began to wake up he could barely make out two figures then was snapped to wide awake attention when he heard
"Fuck me miko fuck me,"
"Like this big boy? Under Sesshoumaru her dress hiked up Kagome with her legs wrapped around his waist pumping back and forth replied, he hadn't even waited to remove his pants
"Oh yes wet pussy is the best makes me even hornier I'm going to fill you with my,"
"Hot man lava," she finished for him
"Yes like that suck it hard it's like a mouth giving me head and being in a vagina at the same time,"
In horror Inuyasha's eyes were focused on the large couch across the room in front of him "Eew, hey you animals get a room at least have the decency to do that, don't want to see brother porn disgusting,"
"Yes miko," it was as if Inuyasha was not even there
"Shit Sessh I, I, I'm gonna c cum," Kagome gasped
"Hey sickos family porn is a gross no, no STOOOP," Inuyasha bellowed but was ignored he tried but could not escape thanks to Miroku's binding sutras
"Oh this is brutal and they call us wolves cruel savage bastards," gasping Kouga managed to get out between laughs as they watched from their hiding spot
"Dad, dad heeeeelp this is too much help dad,"
"Sorry pup no can do," Sugimi whispered
"Poor lord Inuyasha I must admit I do pity him," Jaken chimed in "But it is also hilarious,"
"Oooooh shit," Kagome and Sesshoumaru called out
"Thank fucking gods finally" now will you freaks release me form this so I can wash my poor violated brain and eyes with industrial strength drain cleaner?
"Dammit it woman you know what that does when you tighten around me like that," Sesshoumaru groaned
"Ooooo somebody's hard again," Kagome replied
"You on top this time,"
"Works for me," she moaned he swiftly rearranged them so she was on top
"Yes just like that suck it hard I've never had a woman do that to me with her passage until now,"
"No gods dammit not again," Inuyasha wailed
"Silence fool and observe you might learn a few things," Sesshoumaru was the master torturer in hell and on earth
"Come on Kagome you can't be okay with this,"
"I'm not the same,"
"What the fuck not the same miss modesty won't even show cleavage in public?" Inuyasha replied
When she turned to face him she let the disguise disappear and that's when he saw she bore Sesshoumaru's markings had claws fangs and golden eyes. He gasped in shock and horror
"Dogs are uninhibited are they not? She said "Any time anywhere don't care who sees,"
"Mortal dogs yes but not dog demons ya crazy wench,"
"Shhhhh be quiet I need to concentrate" now where was I? Oh yeah"
"Ah yes mate just like that, I think I need another two hours before I am sated," Sesshoumaru added
"You sons of bitches I am going to kill every last one of you," the hanyou bellowed
"Merry freakin Christmas and crappy new year little brother,"
"New years you fuckers had me like this all that time?' Inuyasha bit "Somebody please kill me now,"
"Yashy calm down watch and enjoy having onlookers makes me even hotter," Inuyasha turned whiter than snow then cherry red "Never mind two hours Sessh I need three more," Kagome was pure evil
"Lets make it four or five if you're a good girl," he replied smiling evilly at his brothers distress
"I want it hard,"
"Hold still mate," he purred then began slamming upward hard and fast
With the others
"Dear lord we may have to put Yashy in an insane asylum for life after this," Ayame exclaimed
"I see years of psycho therapy ahead," Miroku added
"I know Sessh has done some pretty bad shit in the name of revenge before but this is his sickest worst ever no prank will ever surpass it," Kouga exclaimed
"Yes my eldest has even succeeded in surprising and shocking me that's not easy to do and is a first,"
"Your filming it with Inuyasha's camera riiiight?"
"Of course Bank do we look like amateurs?" Kagura answered
"I want a copy," Sango chimed
"You will each have one, my stomach I can't take much more," coughing laughing Sugimi managed to get out
Back with Sesshoumaru and Kagome
"Miko you are pupped,"
'Oh he isn't called killing perfection for nothing' she thought "What this fast?
"Yes and it is triplets two male one female," Sesshoumaru replied
"Nooooo oh dear god no little fluffies three of em I'll never get a break," Inuyasha wailed like a wounded animal
"I'm starving what do you say we get something to eat? Kagome said while dismounting her mate
"Yes steaks and snacks," Sesshoumaru replied
Noticing Sesshoumaru's pants weren't open or down "Wait a minute faking it, you two bastards we're faking it all this time?" Inuyasha yelled
"Of course we were fool, do you really think I want an audience?"
"I nearly went insane I will get you for this that is a promise," the irate hanyou promised
"Happy crappy new year," the others who had just came out of hiding cheered
"Figures you fuckers were in on it,"
"Now Yashy don't be a drama queen," Ayame teased
"Meet me in the closet and I'll introduce you to the drama king wolfy," he loved the look of shock in her eyes "Hey monk would you mind removing these friggin sutras from me? Promise I won't shred ya after"
"Very well but only because you promised no killing," Miroku swiftly removed them
"Hehehe I promised no death but not," Inuyasha paused
"Run monk," Sugimi said
Two hours later panting clawing at his flesh Miroku returned "I need a bath and something to stop this itch oh shredding is better than this,"
"Sorry monk I always keep my promises," the gloating smiling hanyou replied
"Son what have you done?"
"Dear sire,"
"Sire uh oh now I know it's bad," Sugimi said
"What? I just introduced Miratku to the best new years gift ever"
"And that would be?
"Demon fleas the gift that keeps on giving turns out the little suckers love monk blood their stomachs are bulging from over eating," Miroku soon found himself bound to the Christmas tree draped with lights
"Welcome to Che Miroku eat up boys dinners on me,"
"At least I didn't inflict physical trauma on you like your doing to me," Miroku griped
"Really? Bound and trapped me forcing me to witness family porn I nearly went insane that's emotional trauma that can also be as bad as or worse than physical trauma"
"Little brother you are a vile being,"
"Your just now figuring that out" what took ya so long? You me and Kagome are even now you got revenge"
"Yes I hold no grudges," Sesshoumaru replied
"Cool but since rat boy kept me bound with sutras it's open season,"
"A monk flea banquet a first for me and I'm a thousand years old," Sugimi said
"Wow Inupapa you don't look a day over thirty," Kagome praised
"Thank you dear daughter,"
"A thousand thought it was three million years old," Inuyasha wise cracked "Hehehe"
"Your five hundred do you want to not make it to six hundred?" Sugimi retorted
"Ooooo somebody's cranky did your fur get caught in your panties? You know you can shave your man forest" right?
"Only after you demonstrate how it is done so other males will get it right," an indignant growl was the younger's only reply
Mating class, private prison party
Inuyasha was up to no good and his suspicious father knew it Sugimi watched his little hellhound patiently waiting to see what suicidal foolery he was going to get himself killed or dismembered with. Seeing the hanyou heading to his room aka man cave office he snuck up the stairs hiding just outside the bedroom door where he heard lots of typing and muffled giggles
'Oh boy this ought to be good' the elder thought
5 minutes later
Ring, ring Sugimi answered his "Hello, called to check on me mom?"
"No fool I just called to say I love you,"
"Naraku you're a sick spider" what can I do ya for?
"You sound like Inuyasha, but seriously I sent you something I think you should see go check your inbox big dog your gonna love this one,"
"Should I fear to look?
Sugimi turned on his computer went to his email and opened the file titled mating class then clicked play, first his face drained of all color with shock then went red if Sesshoumaru saw his fathers changes even he'd have broken a rib laughing
"Yes ride me,"
"Sesshouaru," Kagome lustfully moaned
"Ride me woman I want to feel your pleasure flow down my shaft,"
Sugimi saw and heard the video of Kagome and Sesshoumaru's fake public mating prank after Sesshoumaru turned them so that he was on top certain parts had been altered. On Sesshoumaru's bare butt cheeks was drawn a big red heart each cheek made half of the heart each one had an eye, on Kagome's bare breasts were green frog skin the nipples mouths with fangs and evil eyes glaring death her crotch the same
"Dear god the boy is sick," Sugimi exclaimed
"Oh that's not all dear boy it gets even better," Naraku replied "Wait for it,"
Next was Inuyasha's created addition naked Sesshoumaru tied to the Christmas tree Kagome on all fours back to her mate doggy style pumping back and forth then her vagina turned into a fanged monster biting Sesshoumaru's rod off during her climax completion
"I'm a woman now," Sesshoumaru cried out "Please kill me?
"I'm sorry Sessh I didn't know she was hungry," Kagome sweetly said
"Whaaaaat? The big Inu practically shrieked
"I nearly died first time I saw that part," Naraku exclaimed "Never mess with a guys jewels,"
"Seems youngest has broken the male jewels are off limits rule,"
"I must say minus Inuyasha's edits that was a pretty damn real looking mating on the couch scene Sesshoumaru and our lovely miko performed to perfection," Naraku praised
"My youngest could turn a funeral into an orgy,"
"Yes with his talent he should get a career in graphic designing,"
Hearing something "Oh shit," Sugimi exclaimed
"Yes I heard it all the cell phones simultaneously giving message alerts," Naraku spoke
"And the computers signaling received emails,"
"Aw Inupapa your house is about to become a fun zone,"
"Real funny spider NOT,"
7 Minutes of silence was then followed by "Inuyashaaaaaaa," voices bellowed
"Dearest little brother,"
"They've seen it ," Sugimi said
"Better start digging a grave out back big dog it's the least you can do for him after all he is your son,"
"Can I ever have one holiday without it being turned into a circus?
"Oh boy and seemingly uncaring Sesshoumaru is waaay to calm about it that's creepy,"
"Spider I may have to move in with you,"
"You are most welcome I have five bedrooms,"
Next "Hey let g," was stifled by a large hand over a mouth
"Quiet pup I will hide you so the lynch mob doesn't find and kill you," Sugimi said pulling his son into the room "Now get in there and stay quiet I'll lead them away," after shoving Inuyasha in the closet and shutting the door he went into another room
"Sugimi I know you well and you are up to no good," Naraku said
"Really what was your first clue?
"Uh oh," was the spiders reply
"Hehehe, ah deep fried hellhound for supper your invited to join the feast Naraku sama,"
"Cannibal, you'd eat your own offspring?"
"Sure why not?" Sugimi replied "Ahhh gods dam it forgot you could move that fast,"
"Well I am a demon' Am I not? Seemingly appeared out of nowhere Naraku replied
Sugimi headed downstairs
"Now lets have some fun," Naraku whispered then took out his phone and dialed
On the first floor
"Children calm down," Sugimi said
"Right after I kill Inuyasha," they all answered
"Yes father of mine where is our sweet delightful young hanyou," smiling Sesshoumaru was being too sweet
"Son your creepy when your acting angelic" you know that right?
"Me give up demon hood never," Sugimi whispered something to the others
"Thank you Inupapa,"
A few minutes later
Bang, bang, bang "What the hell? They all exclaimed
Bang, bang "Open up police,"
"Yes I'm coming," Sugimi replied and opened the door "How may I help you officers,"
"Where is Inuyasha Taisho?
"What is going on? I am his father"
"We have a warrant for his arrest,"
"May I ask what for?
"Illegally distributing pornographic material over the internet without a license," the lead officer replied
"What wait you sons of bitches I never uploaded it on the internet," looking down stairs from the second floor raging Inuyasha bellowed then clamped a hand over his mouth
"Is that a confession I hear? The officer asked
"Ah no and I never posted any porn,"
"Really than what is this? The officer held up his wide cell phone there played a video of Inuyasha having an orgy with three girls "I suppose your going to tell me that isn't you" right?
"What are you shitting me? I don't even fuck in public never mind doing porn, but I wouldn't mind having those three hot babes phone numbers" yes even in legal danger Inuyasha's sarcasm remained intact
"Very funny now come with us" Or are we gonna have to do it the hard way?
"Yeah fine whatever don't get your g string in a knot might rip off your kitty hairs," he answered the males
"A smart ass oh you're a joy," the cop bit they took Inuyasha away
"Naraku you sneaky bastard," Sugimi said
"Well I am a detective just called in a favor, besides new years day is boring the boys needed a little fun,"
"Yes father and I created the orgy porn," grinning Sesshoumaru added "Little brother thought he was in trouble for the video of the fake public mating my mate and I did ,"
"Sessh put it on the internet then sent me a copy, the cops coming here was my unplanned last minute addition and bonus,"
"You evil bastards I think I love you," Sugimi exclaimed
"Aw thank you dog daddy," Naraku and Sesshoumaru teased
"Hey spider got a minute? Ayame asked
"Sure doll but for you got more than minutes," Naraku purred
"Ooo a wolf is about to get spiderized," Kagura teased
"Eight legs of lovin," Miroku added
"Correction nine counting my ninth leg," Naraku said pointed to his crotch
"You two use the basement it's like an apartment down there fridge bathroom the works," Sugimi told them
"Thanks Inupapa," Ayame said then Naraku disappeared with the she wolf
"Well gang looks like we won't have to kill him," Bankotsu added
"Kiddies what do you say we have a celebration of our hellhound being out pranked and being out of our hair for a while? Sugimi asked
"I say lets do it," they replied
At the police station
"Yo Taisho,"
"Yeah what can I do ya for?" came Inuyasha's sarcastic reply
"You aren't doing me I like girls," Daichi the policeman replied he was Inuyasha's smart ass match
"Well excuse me thought you were a wench with that sexy long ass hair,"
"You have long hair to wiseass" wanna try again? Daichi shot back
"Yeah fine whatever Daichia" what's up?
"You've got a visitor?
"Visitor? The curious hanyou asked "Who your mom, knew she'd be back for more Taisho pork?" he smiled evilly
"Keep dreaming princess Droopy Rod," Daichi replied
"Okay, who is? Inuyasha started to ask
"Hi Yashy,"
"Kagura what are you doing here? Thought you were partying with the rat bastards hehehe"
"I slipped away,"
"Okay thanks for coming,"
Inuyasha sat on the cell bed back against the wall hands in back of his head cradling it, damn if he didn't look hot as hell in his black leather pants and red shirt that hugged every curve of his well muscled arms and chest. Kagura wanted to slowly peel and eat him like a made of the finest milk chocolate candy bar
"So what's up feather girl? His nick name for her
"Want to go on a ride? She asked
"Came to bust me out what are we going to ride out through the window?
"I had a different ride in mind," that got his attention
"Really? Do tell"
"Later I'm out don't break anything while I'm gone don't want to have to shoot you," Daichi said
"Up yours officer itchy," Inuyasha retorted and heard the door lock "Now back to you seems like we're locked in,"
"Yes and the rooms except this are all empty," Kagura purred
"You don't say" what do you have in mind?
"This" she opened her shirt revealing her full perky braless mounds nipples hard standing at attention
His breath caught in his throat while he stared at her and mentally gulped dear gods she had a body built for sin and he badly wanted to break every anti sin law in the world. His partner in crime was so hard it ached even his nuts were hurting this woman was killing him and hadn't laid a hand on him yet oh but he wanted her to
"I see, how bout you show me the whooooole package?"
"Hey you've seen half lets see yours," she replied
"Okay but remember you asked for it," he opened and yanked his pants underwear and all down
"Gasp" Kagura's eyes were almost as bugged out as Jaken's
"What's the matter hot stuff something scare ya? He's just a happy snake and seems to like you I mean really like you a lot"
"B, but that's inhuman,"
"Well toots you wanted a dog demon and I'm all dog baby," he was merciless enjoying her shock
"It's not a penis it's a flag pole,"
"Yes baby and you've got the hole to bury the pole in no worries sweetness it'll fit wenches caves are built for it they stretch to accommodate visitors," he smirked "Private prison party,"
"Oh screw it if I die at least I will die smiling," Kagura replied
"Good girl now lets see the fur and backside,"
Lemon starts
"Huh"
Before he knew what hit him Inuyasha was knocked back onto the bed landing on his ass and was quickly pounced on by Kagura who swiftly impaled herself up to the hilt on his shaft. Her walls immediately clamped hard as she exploded mind blown Inuyasha was swollen with manly pride
"See told ya it would fit,"
"Ah shut up," she teased
"Damn ya came already and I haven't event started drilling yet," he was a smart ass to the end "No bra no panties you were ready my kind of girl,"
"Damn it hurts,"
"What is it too big your first time or both? He asked
"No you make me so hot it aches," then "Shit just like that don't stop,"
"Like this," he shifted so his rod was tightly against her sweet spot and was soon rewarded with
"Inuyashaaaaaaa,"
"Kagura damn baby ride me I need to cum," she gladly helped
They kissed so hard it almost hurt he could feel her climaxing a few times just when another was starting he grabbed her hips holding her still and in place then began ramming up into her their shared releases began, she sprouted fangs swiftly piercing his neck he repeated her actions. Wind tore through the room as her powers rose blinding light filled the area from they're combined powers
"Ahhh it's like a volcano erupting inside me," she gasped
"And your like an ocean drenching my rod damn woman never had a girl as hot and wet as you before. Oh dammit," he exclaimed when she clamped her passage muscles around him making him quickly harden again "Wench you ain't going anywhere for the day hell make it a week,"
Lemon continues
Outside
Ring "Hello"
"Sugimi Taisho,"
"The one and only" Who's calling?
"Daichi Kurasawa,"
"Hey haven't seen you in a while" How the hell are you?
"Fine, Happy New Year and congrats,"
"Congrats? Sugimi asked
"Yep you just got a new daughter in law,"
"You mean my pup got married? Well maybe he'll calm down some"
"Sorry old dog not happening he will just be more mellow hellions remain hellions for life,"
"You had to remind me," Sugimi replied "But who? He looked around and noticed one guest was missing "Kagura"
"Yes she is a hotty," Daichi complimented
"Oh no,"
"What thought you'd be happy? Do you dislike her?
"No, it's that they mated and now have shared powers he'll be able to fly," Sugimi practically wailed
"Oh got ya," Daichi said
"Yes flying hellhound,"
"I can always arrest him again take him off your hands for a while," Daichi teased
The others hearing that "Oh no he can fly now,"
"Hmmm this may be fun," Sesshoumaru added
"Whaaaaat? The others shrieked
"Your forgetting father and I can fly but now so can my miko hehehe,"
"Kagome plus ability to fly plus power balls tossed at fleeing Inuyasha oh my heart leaps with joy," Sango said
"And lets not forget flying sits, he won't be able to out run or distance himself from her to not hear sit commands anymore," gloating Kouga added
"Oh boy I get to commit flying homicide," evilly smiling Kagome exclaimed rubbing her hands together in anticipation "My dream come true,"
"Now remember mate you must be fair wait for him to start it,"
"Damn Sessh you're a joy killer," she replied then thought 'Oh I've got a way to make him start hehehe'
3 Hours later Inuyasha was released and quickly returned hand in hand with his mate. The second he opened the door a heavenly scent hit his sensitive nose his favorite thing vanilla cake "You are mine,"
"Uh oh," Kagura exclaimed
He immediately bolted toward the kitchen "And here we go," grinning Sesshoumaru said "Rest in pieces fool,"
Bang "Give it back you flea infested mutt," Kagome screamed
"Not happening sister wench in law,"
"Inuyashaaaaa si," a streak passed by he was out of hearing range then another streak
'Sit boy sit, sit, sit, sit," in mid air Inuyasha hit the floor like a brick
"Ow, dammit to hell forgot she can fly now,"
"Happy crappy new year," everyone said
"Thieving fur ball," Kagome bit
"Merciless heartless wench," he replied
"Happy New Year little brother," she sounded like Sesshoumaru
"No oh my gods no they switched bodies again," the hanyou wailed
"Gotcha sucker," Kagome teased
"Dammit wench don't do that shit,"
"Happy new mating year son," Sugimi exclaimed
"Thanks ya old geezer,"
"So when do I get my grandpups?
"What? I just got mate married" he picked Kagura up and flew off "Hey how about Fluffy get to work on making ya some grand puppies? He yelled back as they disappeared from sight
"At a boy son get to work on it," his heart leapt with joy when a growl reached his ears "Knew that'd get him hehehe,"
"Father you are a merciless sadist," Sesshoumaru said
"Aw thanks Sesshy who do you boys think you got it from?"
3 Months later
"Sniff'
"What I bathed ya know?" Kagome sarcastically bit
"Shhhhh I need to concentrate," Sesshoumaru teased
"What the hell's going on?
"Sniff, sniff to answer your question you are pupped and this time I do not jest,"
"Say what, this soon? She practically shrieked
"Yes dear mate two male one female,"
"Finally I get my grand pups," dreamy eyed happy Sugimi exclaimed "Sniff and dear boy your mate is also with pups,"
"Whaaaaat? Inuyasha replied "Pups?
"Yes son one female one male,"
"Gulp oh crap five of them to make my life hell" why me?
"Congratulations boys," Sugimi said
"Thank you father," Sesshoumaru replied
"Yeah fine for you ya old geezer not for me you'll get all the love I'll get all the torture ohhh five on one I'm doomed," Inuyasha wailed
"Oh man up and grow a pair you big baby," Kagura and Kagome exclaimed
"Oh boy between both it equals a litter even better," Sugimi gushed raising Inuyasha's stress level to beyond high levels
Well if you don't want her I'll take Kagura make her my mate and raise the pups as my own," Kouga needled to drive him crazy
"I'llllll kill you if you even think about trying you mangy wolf,"
"Aw not to worry mutt face still loves you Kagura," Kouga teased
"I'll show ya love knobby kneed wolf when the pups come I'll feed you to them you will be their first meat meal hehehe,"
"Nah they'll love uncle Kouga he will spoil em rotten and they will protect him from they're crazy uncle and dad," Kouga gloated
"Lets see the wenches are two months pregnant demonesses only carry for a total of three months crap I only got one more month of freedom left," Inuyasha said
One month later
Kagura and Kagome went into labor at the same time "Inuyasha it's all your fault you did this to me the best night of my life this is my punishment," Kagura wailed "Your never getting any again,"
"What? He whined
"Relax son females in labor are only dangerous until it is over," Sugimi told him
"Yeah but you forgot that time of the month,"
"I heard that Inuyasha," all the females present responded
"Come on Sesshoumaru have mercy kill me now," Kagome cried out
"Sorry mate not happening,"
"Owww heartless dog,"
7 years later
Because demons grow faster the pups were the size of 8 year olds, just as Inuyasha said they worked together like a military unit to torture and drive him crazy watching puppy pile on the dog was a great joy for the others. After a while Inuyasha got used to it didn't seem to mind sat patiently and let them pounce on him without complaining. After lots of goodies and bribery they actually helped him play tricks on and torment Sesshoumaru
"At it again I see," Sugimi exclaimed
"What we're just playing?" Inuyasha replied
"Ah hah."
"Why so suspicious? You wanted and got grandpups so don't complain"
"Grandpups yes not five more Inuyasha's," Sugimi answered
"He's coming," Sesshoumaru's youngest son Touga called out
"Ruuuuun," Inuyasha's son Segume yelled
"What have you done? Sugimi asked
"Nothing hey they can think and plan all by themselves with no help from me," the hanyou said
"Really? Leader of the hellhound pack,"
"Vile cretins," Sesshoumaru's eldest son Maru spoke
"Damn he's so much like Sessh it's creepy as hell," Inuyasha exclaimed "Looks like a mini Sesshoumaru too,"
"Uh oh," the younger kids cried out
"There you are my dearest pups," just arriving Sesshoumaru said
"Die screaming vermin," grinning Maru spoke
"Yup cold calm sadistic just like his dad," Inuyasha pointed out
"If I may ask son what did they do to you? Sugimi inquired
"It seems the little monsters thought trying to melt my tenseiga to make jewelry out of it was a good idea,"
"Man and you thought I was bad the little Sesshyashamaru's are waaaaay worse," Inuyasha gloated "Except for Maru he rarely participates in pranks he's all quiet deadly calm and confident like Sesshoumaru,"
"And? Sugimi responded
"As if that weren't enough they also tried to make toast out of my CD's in the toaster and attempted to microwave my laptop because they claim it told them it was cold,"
"Ah yes puppy toes is right they are way worse than him," his father replied
"First I am going to slice you into sashimi roast you over an open fire then feed you to the neighborhood dogs," evilly smiling Sesshoumaru promised
"Um I suggest you run he only smiles just before he kills he has wiped out entire villages after smiling like that," Inuyasha told them 'Suckers' he thought
"Nooooo I don't wanna die," they cried out
Sesshoumaru deepened his smile made his glowing green whip appear while acid dripped from the claws of his other hand. The look of sheer horror on their faces and trembling made his heart leap with joy he strained to not bust out laughing they finally ran
"Guess they don't know who they're screwing with," Inuyasha exclaimed
"But are about to learn the hard way," Sugimi said
"Grandpa help,"
"Sorry kiddies but you brought it on yourselves,"
"Hurry up run faster he's closing in on us," Touga called out
They quickly came to a stop when something landed in front of them "Going somewhere? Sesshoumaru sweetly asked
"Please don't kill us," they pled
"Oh I have much worse planned for you little hellhounds hehehe," Sesshoumaru laughing was scarier then him smiling
"Gulp" then "Let me out you dirty dog let me out now," they yelled after finding themselves in a cage
"Puppy pound" ever heard of it? Your grandfather invented it" Sesshoumaru gloated still smiling sending shivers down their spines
"Ah yes haven't seen this in years it's been too long," Sugimi was thrilled beyond belief
"Are boys always this stupid? Sakura Inuyasha's daughter and Mai Sesshoumaru's daughter asked
"Not all of them but some are," Inuyasha answered
"Hey how come you didn't cage the girls too? No fair Touga and Segume whined
"Because they didn't try to microwave my laptop," Sesshoumaru told them
"They helped with the other things,"
"Yes but the laptop is my baby tenseiga can defend itself as you now know from the scorch marks you bear and CD's won't fit into the toaster," Sesshoumaru was merciless
"Hehehehe caged mutts," Maru needled
"Shut up Buttru," they bit
"Father how long do you think it should be does a month sound fair?
"Hm I think two is better," Sugimi replied
"Nooooo granddad you traitor," they yelled
"Poor little fur balls," Inuyasha said in a low voice
"Sessh and Inupapa are ruthless," Kagura whispered
"Total savagery," giggling Kagome added